Gus On Top!

This is the first of a series of at least 1 year end statistics post to be published during the next several days.  This one focuses on changes to the LGF all-time commenter rankings.   For the first time since January 2009, when MandyManners passed the already banned babbazee to assume the top spot, there is a new record holder.  Around December 19th, Gus 802 surpassed MM and now squats alone atop the commenter pile, littered such as it is with the bodies of 16000 blocked accounts.  The current top 20 all-time posters are:

all time lgf commenters 2014

A couple of things of note:

  • Charles is rocketing up the list, 16th (2012) to 13th (2013) to 9th.
  • Alouette is headed for the top 10 having come up from 59th (2012) to 22nd (2013) to 14th.
  • Leaving the top 20 this year was Walter L. Newton, slipping off the list from 19th last year.


110 Comments on “Gus On Top!”

  1. Octopus says:

    Good for you, Gus! You’re going places. And all without leaving the garage. That’s something. 🙂

  2. Voltaire's Crack says:

  3. kbdabear says:

    Looks like Fatass is trying to boost his follower count by trolling James Woods

    Woods is quite intelligent, he’s seen lots better snark than “lolwut”

    • Octopus says:

      Woods will make mincemeat of Dear Fatass, if he bothers to notice his idiocy. Remember when Chunky was an admirer of Woods, and posted his stories about traveling with terrorists prior to 9/11? Yeah, I know. “Misled.”

    • kbdabear says:

      Read some of the Fatass followers calling Woods a “talentless has-been who can’t find work”

      Do they really think that Fatass is an A-Lister? He’d have to quadruple his relevance to equal Donny Most

    • dwells38 says:

      Woods was an LGF favorite. I’m sure he’ll have lots of fun mocking fat dumb Chunk who can’t seem to remember what he thought was great from just a decade or so ago. Chunky is nothing but a laughing stock to everyone except his little dumb demented few followers.

    • Pakimon says:

      Fun stat:

      Chunkles Johnson – 68.6K Tweets 11.5K Followers

      James Woods – 6974 Tweets 192K Followers

  4. dwells38 says:

    Wow! How pathetic Chunk is if he pays Gus to be his main follower and commenter. And think how pathetic Gus is if Chunk DOESN’T pay him.

  5. dwells38 says:

    Wasn’t James Woods signing off Twitter for good, or was that just a dream of something that can never be?
    2 hours ago

    Wasn’t LGF a right leaning anti-Jihad blog that dissed Idiotarians, or was that just a dream of somehting that can never be????????


    – Charles I’m A Pissy Loser Progturd Fag (NTTATWWI) Johnson

  6. Pakimon says:

    Gus on top?

    I always figured he preferred it doggy style. 😆

  7. Octopus says:

    Fatass really has no clue about what’s going on with anything. Remember when he posted pics of piles of coding books he was supposedly reading, with the caption, “My Weekend Reading Assignment?” What a goon-boy. 😆

    • Pakimon says:

      Chunkrates weighs in with some philosophical philosophicalness…

      Maybe you shouldn’t have butt-chugged all that Mountain Dew. 😆

    • Pakimon says:

      Chunky’s weekend reading assignments are actually comic books.

      You’d think the sycophants that are left would realize that The Chunkster regards them as complete morons easily duped and misled by his bullshit.

  8. Pakimon says:

    At least he wasn’t called a Fear Monkey on a Corpulent Ponytailed Blogger’s Back. 😆

  9. rightymouse says:

    Gus. Dumbass.

    • Pakimon says:

      And we wonder why Gus is unemployed.

      (Actually, we don’t due to the reason being glaringly obvious but you know what I mean) 😆

  10. just oop says:

    Congratulations Gus

    you are that visible floating top turd in the not so full porta potty

    • Octopus says:

      He’s the very definition of a “floater,” when you think about it. Don’t think about it too much, though. Not worth anyone’s time.

      That NRA pic of Kim Chunk Ew is about as stupid as anything I’ve seen from Gus. He doesn’t get any smarter or funnier, that’s for sure.

  11. Octopus says:

    So, let’s be clear…you’re trying to insinuate the Nork Troll is racist, now? Like that means anything, in the context of dynastic offal that enslaves their own homogeneous-race citizens, jailing-torturing-killing anyone stupid or brave enough to dissent? Who punish the whole families of dissenters, including children? Who keep their people in the dark, rather than let them join the world where they would see how horribly oppressed they really are? Who let their people starve to death, and resort to cannibalism to survive? Ooohh, he’s a racist now! Let him be ostracized by Al Sharpton! 😆

  12. Octopus says:

    Chris Kyle, subject of the book and movie called “American Sniper,” was a great American. A true legendary figure, whose legend will only grow over time. This is a pretty good article about the man.

    • rightymouse says:

      Mebbe that’s what’s wrong with me. I hate beer. 😆

      • Octopus says:

        As Ben Franklin said, “Beer is proof that God loves us and wants us to be happy.” And fat, too. 😉

      • Octopus says:

        Also: “The mice were given very high doses of the flavonoid. A person would have to drink roughly 2,000 liters of beer a day to equal what the mice consumed to show improvement.”

        That’s a lot of beer for a man to drink, and I have a sneaking suspicion he’d be dead within a day. Better wait for the concentrated supplement…which will only cause cancer in a small percentage of people. YAY!!

      • rightymouse says:

        One of my friends killed herself drinking about case of beer a day unless she was around other people. She hid her problem at those times. I miss her to this day & wish I had known how serious her problem was before it was too late to help her.

      • Because olo says:

        And “fart proudly”. Drink beer, fart proudly, and do an old woman. Advice for the ages.

      • Because olo says:

        Maybe Ben invented beer goggles, too?

      • rightymouse says:

        Beer goggles.

  13. Because twosies says:

  14. Because olo says:

  15. rightymouse says:

    Gus. Dumber than a sack of rocks.

    • gizbot7 says:

      Firefox really does not like this site. Anywho, Gus, please stop trying to smoke the cheetos. Bad chemically thingys happen when you add butane to fake cheese… which leads to insipid tweets.

      • Because olo says:

        Chrome has been chocking lately, too. I think WP has been having issues. I have the “Disconnect” plugin for Chrome (it’s available for FFox too), and it shoots down about 100 schmutzes every time I load this site. I recommend you install it.

      • gizbot7 says:

        Do you have to pay for Disconnect? I downloaded, and got a pop up asking me to pay.

      • Because olo says:

        No. You should be able to load the free version from inside the browser. Don’t download anything.

  16. rightymouse says:

    Most of these cops voted for DeBlasio. They have buyer’s remorse. Deal with it & quit whining. DeBlasio is a commie jerk.

  17. Because olo says:

    Happy Kwanza Linguine as we head into the unmonths.

    • rightymouse says:

      I’d like clam sauce and sauteed garlic with that. 🙂

      • Abu bin Squid says:

        Great, now I’m hungry. Maybe a Marie Callender’s pot pie in honor of Goos, the internet’s biggest asshat.

      • trebob says:

        Abu you cruel bastard. You know Gus can’t afford the good ones. He has to wait for Banquet or Swanson to go on sale. 🙂

      • Because says:

        It’s New Years. Goos should live a little and have a lobster mac-n-cheese pot pie.

  18. Octopus says:

    I was reading a humor article about Grindr, and this pic of Chunky suddenly appeared to my wondering eyes:

    “Ride my gravy stain.” Best pickup-line ever?

  19. pineapple says:

    While bsharp (@DoubleDumas) tweets support for his idol Lesser Fuckface Charles Johnson who is getting hammered publicly again by Nick Searcy, his poor wife suffers in the hospital from a gastric bypass surgery gone wrong…… sad.

  20. Zeus Crankypants says:

    Did anyone contact my agent before using my name in this article?

  21. rightymouse says:

    Please explain why you think calling Obama a ‘monkey’ and Michelle Obama a ‘wookie’ is racist, you racist.

    • rightymouse says:

      Remember pics like this when Bush was President?? Did you think they were racist?

      • Because olo says:

        Besides, how can the Darwin Ackbar crowd complain about comparisons to fellow primates?

        Kingdom: Animalia
        Phylum: Chordata
        Class: Mammalia
        Order: Primates
        Family: Hominidae
        Subfamily: Homininae
        Tribe: Panini
        Genus: Pan

        Lots of homi there. And Panini Pan sounds like some sort of pan bread.

  22. Because you says:

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  24. ISTE says:

    Hey Bonk. Stranahan outed one of the BRC.

    Are we next?

  25. ISTE says:

    Still waiting…

    $559 of our money.

  26. Bunk X says:

    In other news, Blogmocracy is still under a DDoS attack, and it’s not the only blog affected, according to Rodan.

    • Because says:

      Stupid question, but isn’t Blogmoc hosted by WP? Isn’t WP kind of DDOS proof? That was why WUWT moved from their own hosting to WP.

      • Bunk X says:

        Blogmocracy uses WP’s free software as a platform but it’s hosted by independent servers paid for by the admins. DoD is hosted by WP for free, except for the domain name.

      • Because says:

        That’s the difference. Hosting by WP is more bulletproof.

  27. irongrampa says:

    Seems Walter L may have left LGF–saw him several times at Hot Air recently.

  28. Octopus says:

    Okay, it’s been a hectic couple of days here, with first my family yesterday, and Hers today, but we got into the OT tonight just as the peoples were leaving. I was wrestling with George over the last piece of honey-baked ham, as Gus The Spinning Top (not to be confused with Gus the Reeling Bottom) took the puck for a ride around the ice. Sweet!

    Sunday at 4:30pm, I’m sure all football fans will be glued to the screen to see the Lions hammer the Packers in Lambeau Field, smashing through the 23-year barrier of fail and earning the division title and a bye in the first round. Yes, it’s going to happen, no matter how cold and nasty the weather. Bet the house, kids. Don’t come crying to me later, saying “Why dint you tell me the Lions were so awesome?!” 😆

    • Abu bin Squid says:

      As a life-long Bears fan no team makes me puke like Packers with their unattractive fans. Vikings are a close second. As for your Lions, I was happy they improved the Bears draft position Sunday last, but they remain the dirtiest team in the NFC. A legacy from their previous coach, amirite? Proof of this is their starting center is suspended for a filthy play where he intentionally stomped on the back of Ego Ferguson’s leg. He should miss the balance of the year just for his bullshitting he didn’t do it on purpose. Sadly only a one game suspension. The guy has an on-the-field rap sheet of many similar cowardly infractions.
      That said, I wish your Criminals well against Green Bay. Hope Suh kicks Rodgers in the nads.
      (I say this knowing I no longer need to root for Paki’s Eagles who will redefine “flat” against the Giants)

      • Octopus says:

        Hi Abu — I’m not a Dom Raiola fan, and I don’t know many who are. He’s been an average-to-below-average center here for a long time, and some say he might have the all-time worst won-loss record for NFL players over ten years or more. I won’t be computing that stat myself, but it wouldn’t surprise me a bit. He’s been here through the worst of the Lions’ seasons, including the 0-16 gem. I believe he stepped on Ego’s leg on purpose, and he deserves whatever the league meted out. One game of such magnitude seems appropriate.

        Let’s not get too carried away with the dirty-football invective, though, considering you’re backing the team that featured Butkus, Ditka, and Brandon Merriweather. Football is a vicious sport. Suh is a mean-ass player, who’s toned it down a lot this season, with all eyes upon his every move. He ties up two defenders on every play, and still gets his share of sacks and tackles. Detroit has the second-best defense in the whole league, and it’s not because they’re dirty — they’re actually good. I’m as surprised as anyone, believe me.

      • Abu I'm Suck says:

        You are correct: I was too harsh. I apologize for framing the Lions organ-I-zation as dirty. I was referring to the last few years and Schwartz(?), the ex-coach, but failed to make that clear. I regret the error. I’m suck.*

        The head shot to whomever the Bears QB was last Sunday by #94 wasn’t even in my last whiny-post. 🙂

        Long ago Packer’s 1st round pick, T. Buckley, once said, “I know people say I’m suck,..”

      • Pakimon says:

        Watching the Eagles collapse was most likely the cause of me having to have surgery what with my stomach knotting up with anger and rage. 😡

        I’m going to root for the Detroit Lions this playoff season and hope they start by deflating the “pumped up” Mr. “Discount Double-Check” today like Ms. Sssssss. 😀

      • Octopus says:

        Actually, Abu, that head-to-head on Clausen was much uglier than Raiola’s grimy play. I couldn’t believe Jimmy stayed in the game. You’re supposed to let up on a QB who’s sliding, but Ziggy said he was already in the air before Clausen went down — the replay was inconclusive, but he got the 15 yard penalty, and rightly.

        Now I have visions of Packer Clay Matthews coming in like a freight train over our second-string center today. That’s a concern.

  29. Octopus says:

    George and Olivia, my niece, were greeting guests at the door.

    Olivia keeping George busy, and away from the food in the kitchen. He listened to her, for awhile.

    • Pakimon says:

      The siren call of holiday people food was just too much for George to resist.

      I know exactly how he feels. 😀

      Sidenote: Hey Octo! your niece is as cute as a button!

    • rightymouse says:

      Am with Paki. Niece is adorable!
      Question – the pic on the wall – is it of a dog laying in a bed? If so, we have the exact same print hanging in our bedroom. 🙂

      • rightymouse says:

        Forgot to say that it’s an Andrew Wyeth’s “Yellow Lab on a bed”.

      • Octopus says:

        That’s it…love that painting! We have an old photo of our first dog sleeping on the couch, and the Wyeth pic is hanging over the couch. So meta.

        Olivia was just the first youngster to arrive, as there were six kids running around under the age of five yesterday, and also a three-month-old baby. I got to hold the baby for a long time, as her tired Mom needed a quick nap. That was awesome.

  30. Pakimon says:

    It a beautiful NFL Sunday morning and Pakimog say let’s get to it!

    First up, the Jacksonville Jaguars head off into NFL regular season sunset and off-season oblivion by traveling to play Texas Houstons!

    Happy trails!

  31. Pakimon says:

    Also on tap, the Philadelphia Eagles head to New York to play large guys and top off their December collapse which still make Pakimog want to chuck rocks at things!

    Pakimog not alone. Look at the sullen gaze of this cheerleader. Pakimog bet she want to chuck rocks at things too!

    Pakimog suggest that instead of chucking rocks at things, she should chuck sammiches at Pakimog instead! 😀

  32. Pakimon says:

    Pakimog would be remiss if not include Detroit Lions since Pakimog jumping on Detroit Lion bandwagon!

    Nothing says good luck like the power of under-boob! 😆

  33. Doppel milyo says:

    if you’re showing boobs, then how about a photo of Rod Marinelli and Marty Morninwheig

    two bigger boobs, I never saw

    • Octopus says:

      Throw Matt Millen in there for the moob-trifecta. God, I’m glad that era is over.

    • Abu says:

      They both were worthless for the Bears a few years back.

      Note to Paki:
      Bless your posting skillz! I glad to see us crowding the Lions bandwagon for the afternoon game. Man I hate the Packers.

  34. rightymouse says:

  35. Abu Bears' Better Draft Pick!!1!11!! says:

    Rats. Packers return for a TD. 7 – 0 GB.

    My Bears bent over to pick up the soap and gave the Vikqueens access. That was 2 shitty teams.

  36. pineapple says:

    It’s so fucking funny to watch Ginger cause the goofballs at LGF to vibrate with anger at every one of his posts. They seem to be taking it personal.

    They must feel Jabba the Chunk’s pain and that he needs their support…… weird.

    LGF is so far behind in Ginger’s rear view mirror I doubt he even notices them anymore. When he finds one of the LGF goofballs in his timeline now he just blocks them, and they can’t read his posts unless they sign out.

    One of the grumpy females over there “Mattand” thinks that Ginger is the “poster child for the dark, harmful side of the Internet”.

  37. pineapple says:

    My team lost today so no playoffs…….. hence anger posting.

    Sergey has moments of clarity where he can take an anti LGF view and won’t back down from it. No one DARES to push him too far though.

    But then he gets LGF goofy again pretty quick.

    DF continues to back-down and has reached a point where he agrees with most of their views now, and runs away when he doesn’t.

    What he’s not figuring out is they fucking can’t stand him and never will.