Forensics expert questions Sharyl Attkisson’s claims of hacking

Charles is a true Renaissance man with expertise in many ears. He’s a world renowned Race Detective, a Nazi hunter, a scientist, medical expert and now a computer forensics expert.



Charles continues to be a jerk of all trades and master of being a total loser. I will take Sharyl Attkisson’s claims over some 61 year old shut in’s alleged expertise.

240 Comments on “Forensics expert questions Sharyl Attkisson’s claims of hacking”

  1. swamprat says:


    IF this is ligit, then the object would be to scare the intrepid reporter.
    On the face of this charles might be correct, barring a hoax or mistake.
    I have seen “moar” than my fair share of viruses and this would be well within the power of many pranksters.

  2. Voltaire's Crack says:

    I’ve been on the fence pending disclosure of more information.

    However, the more certain CJ is about this type of thing, the more the opposite tends to be true.

    This tempts one to bet on Attkisson’s machine being legitimately hacked.

  3. kbdabear says:

    Shocked! Shocked I tell you that Fatass is defending Baby Diddler Lena Dunham

    Kevin Williamson quoted from Dunham’s own writing and Fatass says it’s a nontroversy because Fatass repeats his lie that KW wanted women who had abortions executed.

    So keep sticking up for the Baby Diddler, Fatass

  4. kbdabear says:

    If you want Fatass, the excerpts are available on your “trusted” news sources

    Just don’t get too excited reading the excerpts

    • kbdabear says:

      It’s “out of context” when Fatass sees a proggie embarrassing themselves. When Fatass is caught lying about a quote, he claims he was “paraphrasing”

    • Doppel milyo says:

      hasn;t read the book but knows the context

      Charles you aren’t even interested in lying to yourself any more

      • Bunk X says:

        Charles read “Hop On Pop” last February for the first time and thought it was about jumping on bottles of Mountain Dew.

      • Just poop says:

        he didn’t read Hop on Pop but is certain it’s Paul Ryan pouncing on and killing Grandpa

  5. kbdabear says:

    Fatass is going with “stuck delete key” due to potato chips stuck in the keyboard? Well, he does talk from experience with that.

    His attempts at appeals to authority are as laughable here as when he used it to defend Weiner

  6. kbdabear says:

    So, molestation is “experimentation”?

    Dunham stuck her fingers in her baby sister’s cooter repeatedly. What if a boy did that?

  7. kbdabear says:

    Below Fatass’s complaint that the “attacks” are “sick”. I’ve excerpted some real sick shit that Lena Dunham writes about in her book that Fatass calls “childhood sexual experimentation”

    One day, as I sat in our driveway in Long Island playing with blocks and buckets, my curiosity got the best of me. Grace was sitting up, babbling and smiling, and I leaned down between her legs and carefully spread open her vagina. She didn’t resist and when I saw what was inside I shrieked.

  8. dwells38 says:

    Maybe she was eating too many potato chips? Really Chunk you fucking obese retard? Does Sharyl Attkison look like she eats potato chips over her computer keyboard you fucking fat idiot. She’s a slim, trim, gorgeous health conscious marketable TV journalist professional. And she’s a big league journalist. She’s not some moron fatassed amateur swilling chips over her keyboard on her couch like your loser LGF follower idiots. And maybe someone wanted her to know they could access her computer and fuck with her files. Maybe that was the whole point.

  9. Because says:

    Eating too many potato chips?

    Chunk, she’s thin. You’re not. So much for you mad detektiv skillz…

    • swamprat says:

      Well, now we know that we missed the mark with the cheetos theme.

      “Lays Lays Lays” just ain’t the same.

  10. Because says:

    Economic genius, too…

    • Doppel milyo says:


      1. it’s your Global warming pals that are responsible for dead Children in Africa, emposing environmental restrictions in 3rd world countries. While they dine on lobster discussing Carbon dioxide, people die for lack of coal and gas powered power

      2. Curious lurker, your fellow practitioners have zero room to talk. cough cough house of saud. Did I mention killing girls for attending school, trying to better themselves and raise living standards

      3. Neither of you two pukes have donated 1 cent to help anybody

      4. The Catholic Church does help the poor, but you hate them and trash them whenever you can

    • Bunk X says:

      Charles, how much do you earn, what is your tax bracket, and how much do you donate to CAIR to offset your tax liability?

    • Dudebro says:

      Um, who’s been president since “financial crisis”? Bush? Reagan? Eisenhower?

      • Just poop says:

        lots of 1 percenters got rich Under Obama. Many are his cronies, who got government moolah.
        not to worry though, they are the right kind of 1 percenters that attend all the right parties and hate the wrong kind of 1 percenters who like, don’t even know Anna Wintour and who don;t even know who designed Michelle Obama’s latest dress

        bunch of billionare rubes

  11. Because says:

    You ain’t stuck your log in and out of anything since 1993…

  12. Because says:

    Of course, that would look sketchy to somebody who’s never had a job outside the house, and has done everything on his MickeyMac. In the real work world, there are remote access programs like PCAnywhere and Citrix that work exactly like that, and that would be one of the preferred ways of getting in to somebody’s work machine.

    But you’d have to have had a job sometime to know about those things.

  13. Because says:

    Sounds like the voice of experience. Potato chips cause stuck keys, so he switched to cheetos.

  14. Because says:

    Looks like new thread material already.

    Let’s tuck that one away for future reference.

  15. kbdabear says:

    Add “Consitutional Law Expert” to Fatass’s resume …

    Impeachment process starts in the HOUSE, dickwad

    • Because says:

      It starts in the senate if Obama says it starts in the senate. Just go ask Joe Biden.

    • Doppel milyo says:

      because his predictions are never wrong

      BTW Charles, Impeachment is political suicide for Republicans and won’t happen. They prefer to use Obama as a punching bag for 2 years, than lost in the court of public opinion. Even if they convict him, we get Biden. Lose-Lose

  16. Doppel milyo says:

    he has such delusions of republican “bad craziness”

    I would love to see Obama impeached over the IRS thing, but I would need to see lots of smoking guns, and I don’t think they have the goods

    too many layers and stooges willing to fall on their swords. Obama is teflon coated

  17. Octopus says:

    Very true, especially if you’re a housebound recluse with most of your windows blacked-out for security reasons. Duly noted, Fatass. Will forward to your nanny-state nabobs, who make life worth living for The People with their kind concern for our welfare.

  18. Macker says:

    Wait till selrahC gets ahold of THIS!

    “As a New Yorker, I used to think all I had to do was vote for Obama, and go back to eating Cheetos and masturbating,” Dunham told the crowd of around 200, according to Flavorwire.

    She only forgot the Mtn Dew. Still…EEEEWWWWWW!

    • Octopus says:

      She is truly ew, in the trewest sense of the word. I have a sick fascination with watching her revolting spectacle. I’ll probably read her book, cringing all the way. She molested her baby sister? Yes, of course she did. Take a gander at her Daddy’s artwork, sometime. I strongly suspect there are future revelations in store on that front, regarding his parenting style.

      • kbdabear says:

        Pretty good bet that she shared lots of “bathtimes” with daddy

      • Octopus says:

        The guy used to do an endless series of “paintings” of weird guys with penis-noses. Now he does an endless series of women with their hairy vaginas and assholes positioned towards the “artiste.” That’s class, man. You wouldn’t understand, not being a real artiste.

        When it comes out that Lena and/or her sister are the inspirations for his work…well, let’s cross that bridge when we come to it. 😯

      • rightymouse says:

        Ugh. Not difficult to see where Lena gets her vulgarity.

      • Just lie says:

        non shaved snatch is so cutting edge

      • Because says:

        Aren’t good muslimas supposed to shave their front and back bottoms™?

    • Because says:

      Didn’t Bloomberg try to pass a cheeto tax or something?

  19. Octopus says:

    Who invited the Empty-Suit to come to Michigan? And when is he going to explain to us rubes in the Great Lakes Region all about how global warming makes it colder and snowier? We get confused about the science of that.

    • Just poop says:

      I was happy to see Obama in Michigan yesterday.
      Shaeur is now toast and perhaps he can tank Gary Penis Penis Penis LOL

  20. kbdabear says:

    One thing Fatass cannot put on his resume is “Twitter Superstar” since The Great Follower Surge Held Hostage is stuck for another day at 11.3K

  21. Octopus says:

    This just in from Pam, Chunky! She just realized she still loves you, despite your girth, sour disposition and dumbth. She wants you back, big guy. You will have to apologize for some of the nastiness, but you can do that…Lord knows, you’ve grovelled at the dirty feet of Kos Kids, you can kiss Pam’s lovely firm ass.

    She sends you this little ditty, filled with fun and energy, and the hopeful naivete of youth. She hopes it will rekindle something in you, something that has been lost to the ravages of age and bitterness. Have a listen, and dust off those rosy dreams of Pam in her bikini, vlogging from the waves, tempting you onto the shoals of love with her pale arms beckoning, just come a little closer, sailor. What have you got to lose?

    She loves you, yeah yeah yeah
    She loves you, yeah yeah yeah
    She loves you, yeah yeah yeah yeah

    You think you’ve lost your love
    Well, I saw her yesterday
    It’s you she’s thinking of
    And she told me what to say

    She says she loves you
    And you know that can’t be bad
    Yes, she loves you
    And you know you should be glad

    She said you hurt her so
    She almost lost her mind
    But now she says she knows
    You’re not the hurting kind

    She says she loves you
    And you know that can’t be bad
    Yes, she loves you
    And you know you should be glad, ooh!

    She loves you, yeah yeah yeah
    She loves you, yeah yeah yeah
    With a love like that
    You know you should be glad

    You know it’s up to you
    I think it’s only fair
    Pride can hurt you too
    Apologize to her

    Because she loves you
    And you know that can’t be bad
    She loves you
    And you know you should be glad, ooh!

    She loves you, yeah yeah yeah
    She loves you, yeah yeah yeah
    With a love like that
    You know you should be glad

    With a love like that
    You know you should be glad
    With a love like that
    You know you should, be glad
    Yeah yeah yeah
    Yeah yeah yeah yeah

    • Bunk X says:

      The Chips: Nathaniel Epps, Charles “Kenrod” Johnson, Shedrick Lincoln, Samuel Strain Jr., Paul Fulton.

      1956 Josie Records 803

      Cow cow hoo-oo
      Cow cow hoo-oo

      Cow cow wanna dib-a-doo
      Chick’n hon-a-chick-a-chick hole-a-hubba
      Hell fried chuck-a-lucka wanna jubba
      Hi-low ‘n-ay wanna dubba hubba
      Day down sum wanna jigga-wah
      Dell rown ay wanna lubba hubba
      Mull an a mound chicka lubba hubba
      Fay down ah wanna dip-a-zip-a-dip-a

      Mm-mh, do that again!
      Doo doo boooh

      Cow cow lubba ‘n a-blubba lubba
      Ow rown hibb’n ‘n a-hibba-lu
      How low lubbin ‘n a-blubba-lubba
      Hell ride ricky ticky hubba lubba
      Dull ow de moun’ chicky hubba lubba
      Wen down trucka lucka wanna do-uh
      How low a zippin ‘n a-hubba-lu
      Hell ride ricky ticky blubba-lu
      Hell-o duh woody woody pecker pecker

      Mm-mh, did you ever hear
      of a wish sandwich?
      Well that’s the kind of a sandwich
      that is supposed to take
      two pieces of bread
      and wish you had some meat
      Doo doo boooh

      Cow cow lubba ‘n a-blubba lubba
      Hell ride hibbin’ and zippin ‘n
      How luva mail take a-lubba hubba
      Hey ride wanna tak’ a-recca recca
      Ho’ low take a-lubba hubba
      Hey ride wanna ‘n suppa suppa
      Ho’ low a mail take a-lubba hubba
      Hey ride a hippin’ and a-hubbin’ no
      Hi-low ‘n sum a-chicka whaa

      The other day,
      I ate a ricochet biscuit.
      Well that’s the kind of biscuit that’s supposed to
      bounce off the wall
      back in your mouth.
      If it don’t bounce back

      – shh-mmhh-mmhh

      You go hungry!
      Doo doo boooh

      Cow cow lubba ‘n a-blubba lubba
      Hell low a sum did a-lubba goin’
      Hey ride wan’ take a-lubba do
      How long lon’ suppa dubba
      How low a mail take a-lubba hubba
      Hey ride wanna take a-lubba hubba
      How low a mail take a-lubba hubba
      Hey down nothin’ take a-luva do
      Hey ride a sippin’ and a hubba dubba

      mmmmmh, the other day
      I ate a cool water sandwich
      and a sunday-go-to-meeting bun.
      Doo doo boooh

      Cow cow lubba ‘n a-blubba lubba
      Hell ride ricky ticky hubba lubba
      How low a wann’ suppa do
      Hey ride sippin’ and hubba lubba
      Hell ride a-hubbin’ and wan’ do
      Hey ride a wanna an’ recca recca
      Ho’ low a mail take lubba hubba
      Hey down a wann’ suppa dubba
      Please ride a hubbin’ gonn’ do

      What you want for nothin’
      r-r-r-Rubber Biscuit!

      Doo doo doo boooh
      Cooow cooow oo-oooooouuuh

      Review the lyrics and print ’em out so the whole family can sing along.

  22. Bunk X says:

    Saturday Open Thread
    Charles Johnson
    LGF6 hours, 6 minutes ago • Views: 2,281

    Remember open threads? Well, now you don’t have to, because this is one!

    This thread is for anything you want to discuss, even Lena Dunham and the massive judgmental pile-on happening on Twitter, which I’m staying out of after having my head bitten off.

    Venomous thrashing lizards?

    • Just poop says:

      remember when overnight threads had 1500 comments, Charles?

      remember when your blog had traffic?

      Think how much you would be worth now if you hadn;t been a dick. You might be Malkin RICH

      but you have what, a dozen followers incuding a guy that lives in a garage

    • kbdabear says:

      Even a large percentage of the Proggies think that Baby Diddler Dunham may be a sicko.

      But Fatass says “JUDGEMENTAL”

  23. Dudebro says:

    The Gus theme song?

  24. Pakimon says:

    Too bad Gus dropped his ballot (carefully crafted with a crayon) in the Port-o-Potty in the vacant lot up the street thinking it was some kind of “newfangled” mailbox before collapsing in a drunken stupor. 😆

  25. Pakimon says:

    Well… that’s a change.

    Gus usually “argle-bargles” on the neighbor’s lawn or in his pants.

    • Just poop says:

      he really has no life
      Twitter is his life

      he has nobody to say Good Night to , so tweets out some garbage into the void.

      One day the local news will run a story about the rotting courpse found in a garage.
      Of Course we will know days in advance of the stench, because his twitter stench will cease

  26. Pakimon says:

    It a beautiful early (thanks to gods who make time go backward and give Pakimog one extra hour of life) NFL Sunday morning!

    Today the Jacksonville Jaguars journey to land of Cincy to battle some kind of tigers for litterbox supremacy!

    Which cats will get spayed/neutered?

    This Jax cheerleader girl know and she not look too happy!

  27. Pakimon says:

    Also, The Philadelphia Eagles fly south to take on the Texas Houstons!

    Eagles look to cover “point spread” just like this Eagles cheerleader!

    But will the do it in an eco-friendly manner?

  28. Just poop says:

    Charles, you claimed weiner was hacked.
    like right until he took the podium to admit he sent tewwt pics of his dick

    so what makes anybody think you have credentials to evaluate Atkinson’s Hacking story?

    getting shit wrong is not qualifications!

  29. rightymouse says:

    Back to Attkinson….
    That’s no stuck ‘delete ‘ key. What a moronic statement. It wouldn’t make the cursor flit around the screen and delete text backwards. It looks more like someone is logged into her computer. Remote computer access isn’t rocket science. Lots of software & apps our there.

  30. Zeus Crankypants says:

    Number of billionaires doubles since financial crisis, inequality out of control
    — Charles Johnson (@Green_Footballs) November 1, 2014

    Charles… It’s called having a real job.

    • Because says:

      It’s called the Fed hiding inflation. If you believe the official inflation stats, I gots a bridge for sale.

  31. Zeus Crankypants says:

    Number of billionaires doubles since financial crisis, inequality out of control
    — Charles Johnson (@Green_Footballs) November 1, 2014

    He’s the simple line on the difference between most progressives and conservatives.

    In 2005 I was making 82,000 a year, had 15 years at the job and working toward a nice pension.

    I was laid off.

    So what.

    I spent the next seven and one-half years scrimping by as a contract programmer. Only working snips and snatches.

    I was getting close to my “use by” date.

    Now I’m making about $600 a MONTH as a reporter.

    Not once during the last 9 years did I even whine ONCE about what other people had, what I didn’t have or how the world was unfair.

    I talked about my situation, honest appraisals about how things were going or not going.

    But I kept going and enjoying every minutes of it. And I find pleasure in the fact that I am doing what I like to do, write, something I’ve been good at most of my life.

    Now someone is paying me regularly to write. That’s wonderful.

    I’m going to go on social security in December. It’s the best move for me financially right now, I don’t see me ever pulling in more than five or six thousand a year doing anything else than writing.


    I’m good with that. I get to pay my personal bills again, start putting something back into the household like I was doing in past years and I’m semi-retired and WRITING.

    The only thing I haven’t learned how to do is whine and blame ANYONE else for my current situation. I have the mental stability to handle what life throws at me and forge ahead.

    Start acting like a human being Charles, stop whining about life and everyone else’s life and make something of yourself.

    It beats being a victim.

  32. Zeus Crankypants says:

    And I’m not getting paid to write here, so excuse the typos above.

    • Octopus says:

      Congrats, Zeus. You are winning the game of life. Sure beats being a whiny loser, eh?

      • rightymouse says:

        Seconded!! 🙂
        I gave up a lucrative career 23 years ago and got a 9 to 5 job after moving to Ohio making next to nothing so I could help hubby raise his 4 kids. Am doing great now, but I don’t remember whining when we were broke half the time.

  33. Octopus says:

    One vote per garage-dwelling vermin there, Gus-Gus. Love the enthusiasm, though.

  34. Pakimon says:

    Yep, sure looks like it.

    Fat hogs with ponytails and snouts covered with Cheetos dust are on the top of the list.

    Stay frosty, Chunky… 😆

  35. Pakimon says:

    I’ll tell you what happened.

    You got shitfaced drunk, shat your pants, took them off then crammed them into the dishwasher and passed out face down on the front lawn.

    Then some neighborhood kid used your ass cheeks to park his bicycle. 😆

  36. Because says:

    Now he’s a trither…

  37. Pakimon says:

    It also turns out that you’re not very compatible with employment, sobriety and intelligence.

    On the bright side, it seems you’re very compatible with a corpulent, ponytailed imbecile in Culver City so at least there’s that. 😆

  38. Pakimon says:

    Looks like it’s you, Chunky.

    Are you so stupid that you don’t realize that you’re retweeting that “moronic distortion” as well by tweeting that link?

    What an idiot. 😆

  39. kbdabear says:

    The multitude of Ginger drama tweets has finally borne fruit as Fatass finally pulled out of his 11.3K stall and reached 11.4K followers

  40. Octopus says:

    This is what the reading comprehension-challenged Chunky is referencing, in his shit-for-brains, lock-waddle way:

    Palin Predicts “Shocker” in Louisiana Senate Race

    Like a gator in the swamp, Col. Rob Maness may have been seen as sharply lurking, but is now ready to pounce. It is time. This is the election that will be the shocker on Tuesday.

    The media bought into the false premise that this is a typical partisan establishment tiff between go-along-to-get-along politicians, Landrieu and Cassidy, and they’re missing the boat. Like that Louisiana alligator who can dominate the swamp, Maness is ready to be on top of D.C.’s food chain and devour the crony capitalism that runs wild in government. Status quo politicians like Landrieu had their chance to clean it up, but the establishment has partaken of the grub far too long, and voters know this.

    The GOP machine should never have broken promises. They got involved in an open Republican primary because they don’t respect the wisdom of the people. They chose their guy, and now as they work against the Maness momentum they’re scurrying around with desperate lies in an attempt to swallow him up. Polls show the “expert” Washington consultants bet on the wrong horse. Their anointed candidate has a long record of liberal votes, many of those votes were quite recent. A survey I saw reveals Cassidy voted with Obama on 35 key votes, and he’s even voted for Sen. Landrieu, and dissed Ronald Reagan! Look, it’s most telling that the political machine’s deputized one won’t even show up at debates to defend his record. No wonder he’s slithering down in the polls and this race is slipping away from the GOP. It’s because Louisiana voters know they deserve better than Cassidy’s M.O.

    I’ve been to Louisiana and seen the momentum — Col. Maness is the only conservative in the race and the clearest contrast and strongest pick to take on Mary Landrieu. His real life record of service, work ethic, positive policy ideas and commonsense resonates with voters. Here he’s fighting two powerful forces — two consummate politicians and both parties’ establishments — yet he’s the one showing real strength and keeping it positive. He’ll prevail because he’s fought and won tougher real life battles.

    The momentum IS on Col. Maness’ side. The Louisiana primary system is the freest in the country and the GOP oppresses that freedom by working against him with false scare tactics and calling this good man a “spoiler” or “vote splitter,” and their attempts to shoot him down are backfiring. Louisianans are realizing there is little difference in voting for the two politicians in this race, and they’re looking to make their vote count and actually make a difference. They’re seeing they have the choice to send Washington a message, and that’s why I’m confident Louisiana will be the epicenter of a political earthquake on Tuesday with their vote for Rob Maness.

    Not sure if she’s correct or not in her assessment of the race, but Fatass’s characterization is about as accurate as his page-views are honest. 😆

  41. Octopus says:

    In these deeply-divisive times, it’s sometimes difficult to imagine people pulling together for a united purpose. Maybe that’s why this commercial hit me so hard. Either that, or I’m getting soft in the head. 😥

  42. Because says:

  43. Octopus says:

    Again, let’s let Sarah be heard. She needs to be heard.

    Btw, Fatass, don’t forget Van Jones has already admitted the whole “War On Palin” thing was and is motivated by fear of her attractiveness and potential appeal to voters.

    Democratic operative Van Jones made a stunning admission during a CNN interview yesterday. The former Obama administration appointee openly admitted on-air that not only did Sarah Palin deliver the best convention speech of 2008, but that the Democratic party was in a panic after Palin’s nationally televised address to the Republican National Convention.

    “Sarah Palin, people forget, she had the Democratic party shaking in our boots in 2008. She came out, she gave that speech at the convention. That was hands down one of the best convention speeches, not by a woman, by anybody in 2008. People were running for the hills.” – Van Jones

    “I’m confused” conservative panelist Dana Loesch interjected, challenging Jones. “I don’t know what narrative it is. Either she’s so stupid that everyone made fun of her … or she was so brilliant”

    After many years of bashing Sarah Palin, Van Jones broke down at the end of the segment and confessed the motivation for the many years of Palin bashing committed by Democrats and their operatives, admitting.. “Now it can be told! We were scared!”

    Obama Declares Stay-at-Home Moms Aren’t Worth a Hill of Beans; Says It’s a Choice ‘We Don’t Want Americans to Make’

    Well that just takes the cake. Sure, Obama’s latest shot across the bow in his own “War on Women” is easily deflected by women like my friends and me testifying to the most precious, irreplaceable seasons of our lives when we were BLESSED to be “stay-at-home moms” (though I don’t remember any of us actually “staying home” in those busiest times of our children’s lives), but Friday’s jab deserves something right back nonetheless. On behalf of former and current stay-at-homers, including my girlfriends who still get together to bake cookies for the bake sale (see photos in my kitchen above), and volunteer to coach kids ball teams, and man the church’s food bank, and entertain latchkey kids, and all that other obnoxiously “housewifey” stuff, the President needs to be spanked.

    Barack, do you not know any stay-at-home moms? Are you and Michelle so disconnected from the real world that you think women will accept your intolerant view that we should not have a choice in how we wish to live our lives? You have a way of arrogantly demanding that we fall in line with your sad opinion of today’s American woman. It seems you’d shackle us by your snobbish shunning of one traditional lifestyle choice while taking advantage of power to manifest your liberal view by manipulating public opinion and resources to diminish moms who put career on hold to raise a family. You are really messed up. And you’re so 1960’s.
    Yes, the 60’s are calling and they want their ardent yet narrow sexist confines back. See, you just set the women’s movement back a few decades, and I think it’s hilarious because for being the smartest man in the room, you ain’t too smart.

    Do you even understand that many stay-at-home moms also run businesses out of the home? Welcome to modern technology where you don’t have to go to a physical office to work. You can run a business from a laptop these days!

    You’ve repeatedly suggested that women aren’t capable or responsible – starting, for example, with your classic “punished with a baby” offensive declaration in the ’08 campaign. Add your attempts to convince America that only guys in government should control birth control – since free women aren’t capable in a free market of walking down the drug store aisle to find it ourselves. Add, too, your shameless silence on the deplorable human rights violations in countries you’d befriend even though women are treated mercilessly there. Seriously, not a peep from atop your soapbox about the common practice of radical Islamist men going all jihad, literally, on females who’d dare cross their male “masters”? And in that creepy way you prioritize your time and our resources, instead of using your Nobel peacenik creds to influence the misogynist crazies in some of these Islamic death cults, you’re out playing hoops… with the guys. Oh, also add your good ol’ boys club (aka the White House) that still pays women less than men, and I’ll stop with the nonstop examples.

    You really are stuck in a contorted kind of ’60s feminism where you obviously don’t trust women to make their own decisions, so you’re frustrated. Despite your view – and policies – that government must lord over women, in keeping with radical liberalism, you have to fake support for our equal rights; so you do it in a militant sort of way to compensate for your confusion. On pretending to know what’s best for us you’ve got nothing but a silent scream demanding, “Hear me roar.” Your stubbornness and the Obama priorities prove this. While Michelle’s busy telling “incapable” stay-at-home moms what to feed their kids (hey, if you don’t know how to feed your kids, maybe you shouldn’t be having kids) you’re busy broadcasting that hypocritical misogynist view that women really shouldn’t have a choice in what we want to do in life, and you’re administering anti-growth, debt-inducing policies that crush young women’s future opportunities.

    Now, I’m sure your star struck female minions in the media will writhe and wiggle in defense of you on this, they always do, even though you just marginalized a most valuable sector of American society while having the gall to admit that, for you, it’s only all about the money. Work at home or not? It’s not about kids or quality of life or personal opinion. You said homemakers will be paid less than women working outside the home (well, duh), “… and that’s not a choice we want Americans to make.”

    Why not, Barack? What’s to fear from letting go of some control you’d want over the women of America and trusting us just a wee bit to make a personal child-rearing choice, despite your disclosure that in your infinite wisdom you conclude staying home just “isn’t a choice we want Americans to make.” Isn’t it every woman’s right to choose to make a sacrificial decision to put careers temporarily on hold to raise their kids how they see fit?

    Besides you proving the liberal double-standard in regards to choice and sexism, you demean some of the hardest working women on the planet. Perhaps you never witnessed the benefits a “full-time mom” provides a family, a community, our schools, our nation, but you’re a big boy now so figure it out yourself without me lecturing you on the beauty of a homemaker. Suffice it to say “stay-at-home moms” make the world go ’round.
    – Sarah Palin

  44. Octopus says:

    It’s out of his ass and poised to strike…the Stuck Delete Key. 😆

  45. Because says:

  46. Octopus says:

    It’s highlarious the way the Idiot Left has turned on Richard Dawkins for stating the obvious about Islam, just as they are turning on Bill Maher for doing likewise. I mean, they adored both gents when they were trashing Christianity. How skull-fucked do you have to be, to accept the free pass given to Radical Islam for all its modern-day crimes against humanity, women, gays, children and civilization in general?

    A: Just look at Chunky’s daily output. 😆

    • Because says:

      And Pat Condell is doubleplus ungoodsky.

      • Octopus says:

        The way Pat relates simple facts in a logical way is just so maddening!

        They despise Dennis Miller’s couching of the same simple facts in humorous, occasionally obscure references, too. You just can’t please them, with the simple facts. They like fantasies, like Unicorns, Zombies and Evil Gluten.

  47. Because says:

    OMG. If you embarrass him, you may lose your resident bum.

  48. swamprat says:

    Oddly, Dark Falcon is defending Reagan’s union busting of the air traffic controllers’ union, yet is getting no down dings. People are dissing him for it, offering rebuttals and counterviews, yet no down dings.
    Yeah, the system is open and above board. Yew betcha.

    • Voltaire's Crack says:

    • swamprat says:

      Actually, the phenomena of discussing an issue, offering rebuttals, and using ANY form of reasoned debate has become a rarity at LGF.
      Downdings are easier and require no facts or intelligence.

    • Dudebro says:

      It really wasn’t union busting. They couldn’t strike, Reagan warned them to come back, and they didn’t. Like goose putting his hand into a lit sterno can, and getting burned.

      • Octopus says:

        If I only had a nickel for every time Gus has burned himself with a makeshift “Mexican Revolution”-themed burning Sterno drink, I’d have enough money to buy him a case or two of Patron. 😆

  49. Because Bumf-ka-mania says:

  50. Because Bumf-ka-mania says:

    Moderation Monkey needs spank.

  51. Octopus says:

    They’re coming.

  52. swamprat says:

    Apparently, any criticism of Obama’s words is of neccessity wrong and out of context. But when FOX mockingly regurgitates the left’s claim that high gas prices are good for the economy….context is not an issue

    OMG! FOX sez high gas prices are good!
    They are the stupid!
    HA HA HA
    Stupid Fox!

    Yeah Rachel Maddow, you sure showed FOX. Shame you never actually looked at what they were saying.

    Hey! How about the claim that new drilling would not affect gas prices for 50 years. Always tagged to “offshore drilling” as a way to completely strawman any real discussion.

    • Octopus says:

      Madcow really missed her big shot at ratings, by neglecting to make Chunky McDumbth a regular on her show. Can you imagine the fireworks? (sad rusty trombone)

      • Because says:

        Add Ludwig, and…


      • Octopus says:

        Lewd-Wank and Madcow would have a bang-up discourse on the Israel-Palestine issue, fer sure. So many missed opportunities, and now MSNBC is trying to figure out a way to dump their mess and start over.

      • Because says:

        Seriously. Lood and the Cow would be like watching naked midget gimp mud wrestling. Their ratings would have gone through the roof.

  53. Bunk X says:

    I think we need a “Look Who’s Following Charles Johnson” series.

  54. Bunk X says:

    Viscous Bouche can’t comprehend the fact that MLK was fighting against Democrats’ Jim Crow Laws.

    • Arachne says:

      Vacuous Babushka – YES HE WAS. This from his niece Alvena, who is one of the top CONSERVATIVE commenters on Twitter. Now shut the eff up.

  55. Bunk X says:

    LMAO. Viscous Bouche declared Obama a racist.

    • Octopus says:

      “I’ll have those niggers voting Democratic for the next 200 years.” —Lyndon B. Johnson to two governors on Air Force One

      …and the Great Society welfare expansion that he instituted did more to destroy black families and black enterprise (besides the illicit drug business) than anything the KKK ever dreamed up.

    • Because says:

      Seeing as the first Republican was Lincoln…

      • Pakimon says:

        Didn’t you know Lincoln owned slaves?! He just kept them hidden under that big tall hat he always wore!


      • Pakimon says:

        Hiding your slaves under big tall hats was part of the Southern Strategy™


      • Because says:

        Trick trivia question:

        How many GOP presidents owned slaves?

        Try that at a college campus near you, and amaze yourself with the dumbth.

    • Just poop says:

      she is just so EDGY

      much more so than when she did the aunt jemima Condi Rice cartoon

  56. Octopus says:

    Btw, Ben Stein’s being attacked by the race-mongers with viscous insanity, for daring to point out the obvious:

    Everything about this administration hinges on race-baiting. Every issue is about race, instead of real economic or social considerations. Madcow writes a blithering opinion piece for WaPo that states all the Republicans are doing is banking on fear (Ebola, ISIS, the southern border, domestic and foreign terror, etc.), while really everything is just fine, in Dhimmiland. Obama lowered gas prices! Yes, He Himself did that. Vote Dhimmi!

    • Because says:

      And the upshot is higher unemployment for blacks.

      Funny, I haven’t been hearing ‘hope’ and ‘change’ much lately.

  57. OLT's Oh, It's Just A Pretend Mossberg says:

    The fact that an aging, creepy failblogger with a track record of lies and stalking feels morally justified in calling an accomplished journalist a liar just boggles the mind.

    The herd mentality of the New Left is so “Animal Farm”-ish it’s scary. Damn, George, I never thought you were psychic.

    You can serve the cause for years and still have your throat torn out by the dogs, eager to prove their unquestionable loyalty, never daring to have an independent thought lest they become the next target.

    Wow. And your pigs aren’t even good leaders. They’re just pigs.

  58. Because says:

    Non-sequitur of the morning…

  59. Because sho be, boss says:

    • Octopus says:

      When everything be racist, then nothing be racist. You guys burned out the word, Fatass. It no longer has any meaning. Proud yet?

    • Just poop says:

      Charles you used to push The Birther thing on your blog

      just sayin’

      • Because says:

        Charles 2008-06-09 21:38:18

        re: #393 Cognito

        Can’t get behind this one.Obama’s citizenship is not his personal business, but his birth certificate is.Just rumors.

        What? Are you seriously suggesting that it doesn’t matter whether he’s a citizen or not? Because without the birth certificate, there’s no way to know for sure.A US citizen’s birth certificate contains NO sensitive personal information. What could possibly be Obama’s reason for refusing to release it?

      • Just poop says:

        Charles Racist Johnson

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  60. Because fear monkeys from Anus Island says:

    • kbdabear says:

      Fatass, the 61 year old athiest anglo white male hermit who knows what’s best for women, blacks, muslims, young people, and people who go outside daily

  61. Pakimon says:

    Chicken pot pie sticker.

    • Because says:

      What’s that on the right? “Bum”?

      • Octopus says:

        One of those new “Bum On Board” stickers, which are intended to encourage other drivers to ram the vehicle bearing said sticker in hopes of ridding the responsible driver of an unwanted burden. Controversial in blue states.

    • Pakimon says:

      They don’t yell at him and threaten to call the cops when he scrounges in their dumpster. 😆

      • Octopus says:

        Clean white coats, too. Free with the meds. If only they would let you bring in your own booze, it’d be a perfect place to crash for the winter.

  62. Octopus says:

    How shocked was I, to hear that Lena’s sister Grace refers to herself as a “queer person,” and took the opportunity of this kerfuffle to make political hay? Not very.

    Good grief. 😆

    • Just poop says:

      wow, what great parents they had to turn out two such outstanding young ladies


      • OLT's Remember When People Had Sense? Pepperidge Farms Does. says:

        I don’t police anyone’s sexuality, unless they’re doin’ it in the beans. Dammit to Hell, you all quit boinkin’ in the damned beans! People gotta eat! Who’s gonna want to eat a bean you sexed all over? No one, that’s who! And stay off the damned yard, too!

        /go ahead and boink like bunnies in the okra. I hate that stuff.

      • OLT's Remember When People Had Sense? says:

        And for God’s sake, if you want to inflate your scrotum, COULD YOU PLEASE JUST KEEP IT TO YOURSELF???

      • OLT's Remember When People Had Sense? says:

        If you have to take your pants off to do it, you need to do it in private.


        Why do you persist in disappointing your mother???

      • OLT's Remember When People Had Sense? says:

        Another thing, if you’re going to stick tongues down each other’s throats, get a room.

        Because all that gagging and grabbing slows up the line at the HEB, and this yogurt ain’t gonna last all day without going in the fridge, ya know? That stuff she wants is a buck a cup! And you’re getting it all hot holdin’ up the line! Aint y’all got a car? Back in the day, when ya wanted to tongue-rassle, you found a PRIVATE spot in your CAR. Not the fifteen items or less lane at the HEB, ferchrissakes! People got yogurt to put away!

      • OLT's Remember When People Had Sense? says:

        I have policed the sexualities of several young women, come to think of it. They’re our DAUGHTERS and I was making sure that they wouldn’t make serious mistakes.

        Too bad your parents didn’t give a shit.

  63. Pakimon says:

    You know the stinging butthurt is kicking in already when Gus is compelled to retweet Barbara Striesand three times in a row. 😆 😆

    It’s almost as if Gus actually believes the Colorado GOP is going to turn him out of his garage, take away his VirginMobile Obamaphone and force him to get a job. 😆

  64. kbdabear says:

    Iowahawk nails it as usual

  65. Because says:

  66. Because says:

    I just get sent to moderation jail at WUWT. Too many capital letters, I think.

    Goldwater was right. The moderation monkey is a wanker.

  67. Because says:

    Looks like Mann’s gone ahead and gone to the Donkey Show.

  68. livefreeor die says:

    What I find shocking with Lena Dunham’s descriptions of her interactions with her sister is that her editors and publishers didn’t raise red flags about those parts of the book. Apparently her parents didn’t think those incidents were concerning either.
    By the way, I have never heard of a one year old baby putting pebbles in her hootch. I’ve never heard of a one year old putting ANYTHING in her hootch.

    • Because says:

      They’re usually wearing diapers. That makes hooch access difficult. Why wasn’t baby sis wearing anything?

      • livefreeor die says:

        Probably for the same reason that it was only her and a six year old hanging out. And nobody noticed her somehow putting several pebbles in her hooch? Great parental supervision.

      • Octopus says:

        I suspect Javelina put the pebbles in her sister’s vagina, just for giggles. She’s still giggling about it, all these years later. Thinks it was such a cute trick.

        Well-said quote from Concha at Mediaite:

        As a parent, I can safely advise all others to be sure not to allow Lena Dunham within 500 feet of your children. She’s undoubtedly a little disturbed and uses shock value on steroids to somehow portray herself of some kind of complex artist. And if you want to have some real fun, go visit a parallel universe where 24-year-old Bristol Palin — who is of Dunham’s generation — writes about touching her younger sister’s vagina, or pleasuring herself in front of her, or using bribery to kiss her. Forget the media explosion or Twitter breaking, the Alaska National Guard would have to be called in for the next six months just to protect the family from a positively-giddy media alone.

        There’s a reason why so few people watch Girls. Primarily, it’s because America — regardless of ideology, race or gender — seems to find its star deplorable and talentless.

        I watch “Girls” for the same reason I watch “The Walking Dead.” The horror.

      • ISpeakJive says:

        I hate to say it but it sounds like pebbles weren’t the only thing that were ever put up the babies hooch. Gah.

  69. swamprat says:


    Charles Johnson ‏@Green_Footballs 11h11 hours ago

    Audio Recordings Show Police/FAA Shut Down Airspace Over Ferguson to Keep Media Out


    AP Exclusive: Ferguson no-fly zone aimed at media


    “White House: Ferguson no-fly didn’t restrict press”

    What! Our Government Restricting the Press?
    Rewrite to the Rescue!

    oh and by the way

    The Obama administration’s defense of its actions centered on a provision of obscure federal regulations intended to allow press flights as long as they meet certain conditions. White House spokesman Josh Earnest sidestepped questions about conversations on the tapes showing police working with the FAA to keep media away.

    This is your guy, press. Your police militarizing, press restricting, AP-on-a-leash, most transparent President ever. Well, a lot of us did see right through him, anyway. That part is technically true.

  70. swamprat says:

    ‘Cause instead of jobs, a well-trained-racially-balanced police force, and honesty, Ferguson got
    Military Occupation
    and conspiracy to incite a race war.

    And none of this got past anybody except maybe charles fanboy johnson.