LGF’s Favorite Jihad Boy is now a “festering sh*t spigot” for criticizing Communist Russia.

Yep. It’s true.

Long-time Little Green Footballs’ favorite convert to islam and unhinged junior jihadi “Pro-Life Liberal” dared to criticize communism, in particular Russia’s invasion of the Ukraine, and got the Charles Johnson Hive Treatment right in the skivvies for speaking his opinion.

Pro Life Liberal Smackdown
The convo was both amusing and sadly pathetic to me. On one hand, there’s a mental defective who is arguing the right point; on the other is a group of mental defectives pounding him into submission.

And then there’s that bloated bloviating blog owner who’s pushing and supporting pure socialism and fascism for his own greedy reasons just like all obedient socialist tools do.
“I AM Little Green Footballs. It’s only ME.”

Charles, you’re a mess.

117 Comments on “LGF’s Favorite Jihad Boy is now a “festering sh*t spigot” for criticizing Communist Russia.”

  1. Dudebro says:

    “Knock it off”
    Yes daddy, we wouldn’t want to have an adult discussion where people disagree. GASP!

    • Arachne says:

      Tardis is looking at a time out in a convenient corner and exclusion from today’s milk and Rice Krispy treats.

  2. Zeus Crankypants says:

    EVERYONE on LGF knows that they are dealing with a person that suffers from extreme Aspergers. He’s not a high-functioning autistic, he’s closer to a autistic with savant tendencies, ergo his ability to focus in great detail on certain areas, like gaming.

    But other than that, he’s mentally and socially challenged and for the users of LGF to dump on him the way they do, Charles included, it’s no different than bullying him.

    It’s a prime example of the hypocrisy that is rampant on LGF and a keynote of the fucked up left.

  3. Pakimon says:

    I’m sure Gus wishes he were a chicken pot pie instead.

    He’d be a big one, enough to keep an unemployed, garage-dwelling Twitter addict fed for a week. 😆

    • Arachne says:

      Gus, did you know that if you are a success at Twitter, your follower count should be at least 10% of the number of tweets you’ve made. You should be at 15,000 followers by now. Why aren’t you?

      • Pakimon says:

        Did you know Chunky has made 66.6k tweets?


        You know what that means, the Devil is going to give him the same treatment he gave Homer Simpson but using Cheetos instead of donuts.

        The hilarious part is that the result will probably be the same. 😆

        (Skip to 1:52 for the pertinent part 😉 )

      • Pakimon says:

        To answer Arachne’s question to Gus…

        I’m sure he’d say it was because he has a gimpy leg and the racist Rethuglican machine is siphoning off his followers using neo-nazi fascist sorcery.

        The same sorcery they use to make all the chicken pot pies he scrounges from the dumpster expired and goopy. 😆

  4. Pakimon says:

    Hey Gus!

    Political Correctness™ demands that it be referred to as “The Tuesday of Color” you ignorant, garage-dwelling, racist mooch!

    You know what another great Republican legacy was?

    The abolition of slavery in the United States.

    And no… they weren’t democrats in disguise… the democrats were too busy back then forming the Ku Klux Klan and whatnot.

    • Because says:

      It’s Wednesday. Did Guus find some more pot brownies in the dumpster?

    • trebob says:

      Gus is showing his complete ignorance and/or stupidity with this tweet (again). The Great Depression came about from a very complex set of circumstances over a decade. Saying it was caused by one group way over simplifies things. Roosevelt policies extended the pain from the depression a lot longer than needed and Smoot-Hawley didn’t help so Hoover has some blame too.

      Gus better check with his master before spouting this anyway. Charles is sure the Repubs and Dems switched bodies in the 50’s-60’s because of civil rights progress. Does that mean Gus is dissin’ the wrong group?

    • kbdabear says:

      The stock market actually gained back most of the Black Tuesday losses in 6 months. But in 1930 Congress had to “DO SOMETHING” and passed Hoot-Smawley and other ruinous protectionist tariffs and anti-trade acts.

      FDR’s New Deal was a festering sore by the end of the 30’s and the only reason we came out of the Depression was WW II

      • trebob says:

        Remember when they taught history in schools? You know, before we were at war with Eastasia. 🙂

      • Because says:

        All true, but at least when they spent govt money on boondoggles back then, we got some dams and roads and shit we actually use, some to the day, out of the deal. When today’s donks spend a billion on “stimulus”, when the dust settles, what do we have to show for it? Dams? Roads? Choochoo trains? Anything?

        I hear you can buy some really cool glass tubes real cheap from a bankrupt government company in the Bay Area.

    • Because says:

      I think he’s talking about “black Tuesday”, the day Obama was erected.

    • Bunk X says:

      A predominantly white wealthy team from SF beat down a predominantly black team from KC tonight. Where’s the outrage?

      • Arachne says:

        Maybe THAT’s what they were rioting about in San Francisco last night. White Privilege!! The media only THOUGHT it was in celebration of the World Series victory!

  5. Arachne says:

    No one’s retweetsing Scratchy.

    • Bunk X says:

      I would if I had a Twitter account.

      • Arachne says:

        Bunk, I thought you had one.

      • Bunk X says:

        So did I.

      • Arachne says:

        Just read your email. Yeah, fine Italian hand of “boo hoo, people are mean to me” thin-skinned asswipe irrelevant dirtbag whose only means of getting attention is to celebrate his big victories over people at Twitter.

        I suggest we all stop tweeting his account. (I never do because he really, really, REALLY wants me to so he can attempt to get my account suspended). If I could, I’d ask all conservatives to UNFOLLOW him as well. Watch the total go down.

      • Bunk X says:

        There may be lolz.

  6. ElSuerte says:

    Was that rocket thing the only thing he posted about Russia? That’s pretty tame for PLL stanards. Hell, it’s pretty tame for LGF standards

  7. Pakimon says:

    I don’t know why Gus is drunkenly railing against Chris Christie.

    Most Republicans and conservatives (outside of those who live in New Jersey and the usual RINOs) will never forget him virtually fellating the Choomster Messiah in an effort to get disaster relief in the wake of Sandy.

  8. kbdabear says:

    Garage Boy vs The Duke …

  9. Pakimon says:

    Meanwhile, Chunky and his handful of sycophants are shrieking and squealing at Chuck C. on Twitter.

    Is Chuck C. even bothering to respond anymore?

    I think he’s ignoring The Chunkster like virtually everyone else the fat ponytailed dickhead bleats at and it’s driving the Corpulent Jazzy Ponytail crazy. 😆

  10. JimboXL says:

    Can any Obola boot licker explain why troops who “aren’t supposed to be in contact with people infected with Ebola” need to be quarantined but physicians or nurses who are in contact with Ebola patients don’t need to be, because Obola did a really terrible job of explaining it in any way that made sense. Also explain why the sky is green and grass is blue.

    • Pakimon says:

      Let me put on a “I ❤ Obama" t-shirt and give it a try.

      The "troops" as you call them are fascist babykillers in the employ of the Reich-Wing Rethuglican Cabal and must be quarantined along with their votes in the upcoming election lest they infect the populace with ideas such as "free-speech" and "accountability for your actions"!

      The physicians and nurses (especially those who are registered as democrats) are special and the love and caring in their hearts for the world's people of color will ward off any infection or virus!

      /drooling braindead moonbat

      Wow… I think i bamaged my drain just by typing that. 😆

  11. Because says:

    Chunk’s on the “rape” thang now.

  12. Because go to NJ and say that says:

  13. kbdabear says:

    For Halloween, Fatass and his cabin boy troll the dead …

    Jazzy Ponytail is so 2011. Breitbart came to us in a seance and said “Fuckface” works, or “Fatass” if you need to be SFW

  14. kbdabear says:

    As of this post, Ginger Johnson has progressed to 11.1K followers while Fatass Johnson is still stalled at 11.3K

    Closing to within 200 now, Fatass must be hearing the footsteps

  15. livefreeor die says:

    So statements about “Likud wingnuts” are okay at LGF but criticisms of Russian aggression are not.
    Chuck’s next post is going to be “Why I parted ways with America”.

  16. Just poop says:

    At Little soviet footballs, you don’t get down dings.

    Down dings get you!

  17. kbdabear says:

    LAPD or CCPD will treat it with the same seriousness that the other 1,782 complaints of “stalking” got. Especially if some of them read Fatass’ tweets accusing police officers of intentionally murdering black people

  18. Bunk X says:

    He lives near a mosque in Culver City where a kid threatened to kill him with two fingers.

  19. Bunk X says:

    “Festering shit spigot.”
    That phrase is right up there with “turd blossom.”
    LGF has class.

  20. Pakimon says:

    Looks like Chunky has realized that stalking and harassing someone on Twitter can have real life consequences.

    And he doesn’t like it. 😆

    • Arachne says:

      Can we start a post about our information that 25% of Itchy’s tweets are about Chuck C Johnson? I’ll DM Chuck and let him post a link to us. That ought to drive Itchy crazy.

    • Bunk X says:

      Charles C is aggressive enough to drag Charles F into court for defamation, and he needs an address to serve the papers.

  21. Pakimon says:

    Oh Noes! It’s talking Points Memo!

    Because CNN, Fox News and MSNBC wouldn’t return Chunky’s calls. 😆

    • Pakimon says:

      Given Chunky’s past behavior like outing people, trying to get them fired from their jobs, having one of his sycophants give the home address of a certain person we know to islamic jihadist thugs thereby compelling him to move to another city, etc. I’d think that most conservatives wouldn’t give a shit.

      Suddenly, being an obnoxious douchebag on Twitter isn’t quite so fun for The Chunkster. 😆

      • Arachne says:

        And I guess nobody else cares either. Check the retweet number.

      • swamprat says:

        Came across the comment where he outed chenzhen. Don’t remember any “death threats”.
        Creepy stalker doesn’t like creepy stalker. So this creepy stalker is worse than the creepy stalking you do?

        Pam Geller

        Not interested.

      • Arachne says:

        I don’t seem to recall Ginger ever going after Itchy to begin with – this is all Itchy trolling for followers and criticizing someone else because he doesn’t have anything original to post for himself. Ginger wasn’t stalking HIM – it was the other way around. Then he’d switch off to Jim Hoft when he started looking like an obsessed paranoiac. Then back to Ginger.

        Glenwald must really be enjoying the breather.

  22. Pakimon says:

    You know why Chunky is in hysterics about Chuck C. (allegedly) taking a photo of himself in front of the LGF fortress?

    Chunky’s terrified of the thought of Chuck C. taking paparazzi style photos of him in all his bloated and greasy ponytailed splendor and plastering them all over the internet.

    Along with pithy comments regarding Chunkles’ fifteen year old Twitter avatar. 😆

  23. Pakimon says:

    The offending tweet that has Chunky squealing and bleating and wishing he hadn’t gotten rid of Mr. Mossberg. 😆

    Why won’t The Authorities DO something?!?! 😆

  24. Pakimon says:

    And now we wait for the Talking Points Memo expose’ that will catapult The Chunkster back into relevance and put that evil and sinister ginger back in his place.

    • Arachne says:

      Except if you disagree with him, don’t you DARE invade his timeline or he’ll scream block and report. I must ask….at one time, didn’t you need the Douchenozzle stamp of approval in order to join his Twitter club?

  25. Because says:

    We have confirmation, Houston.

    • Arachne says:

      Nope, there’s no photo of him placing that sign anywhere. There’s a sign on a gate. He is holding a similar sign. You all are too stupid to realize that isn’t even CIRCUMSTANTIAL evidence.

  26. Because says:

    And he huffs. And he puffs…

  27. Because says:


  28. Just festering poop says:

    It’s national Haiku day

    Festering jihad
    Festering fumunda Cheese
    Festering footballs

  29. Because says:

  30. Because olo olololo hahahah hohohoh snorty snort pffffff hehehahaha says:

  31. Because says:

    I guess Greenwald stalking has been delegated.

  32. Because says:

    The Moderation Manque needs a spank again…

  33. Daedalus says:

    This post is very misleading. Russia is not Communist, They are Rightwing Nationalist. The Republican party would be considered Socialist in Russia, that is how Rightwing they are. They have a 13% Flat tax and private Social Security, which is to the Right of what we have here. As for the Ukraine, it was a coup designed by the EU and Soros who hired Nazi goons. Putin called their bluff and their Neo-Nazi cronies got a smack down.

    If people want to criticize Russia, cool but be accurate.

  34. Octopus says:

    Funny shit, with the Two Chuckies. 😆

    I’m in NYC, helping the kid move to a new apartment, and likely contracting Ebola. I saw this clip (video magazine?) just now, talking about people being monitored in Michigan for the horrible disease. Oddly, they’re not laughing it off as a nontroversy, like Fatass.


    • rightymouse says:

      We had folks here from our European offices today and a little voice said “Self. You have no idea where they’ve been and who they’ve traveled with”. So I made myself scarce. Am serious. Better safe than dead.

      • rightymouse says:

        Also, went to the Cleveland Clinic this week for a check-up. Signs are up asking people to self-report if they’ve been to West Africa recently. Fortunately, I was in a local facility that’s fairly remote, so I didn’t get too freaked out.