Twitter must crush dissent

One of the justifications the no longer in demand Jazz guitarist uses to “crush dissent” is to accuse his detractors as stalkers and trolls. He goes on a twitter rant about the need to ban trolls as he once so eloquently stated “crush dissent.”

The dissent crusher is a Stalinist control freak.

105 Comments on “Twitter must crush dissent”

  1. Arachne says:

    I love these morons. It’s called social media for a reason. If you want to control content, responses and access, you have a blog or a Facebook page. The very nature of Twitter is to allow immediate response. But apparently idiots like the Jazzy Ponytail Douchenozzle believe that they should be permitted to troll and flamethrow anyone else’s timeline, but in turn should enjoy some immunity from same.

    Johnson trolls Greenwald, Chuck Johnson, Jim Hoft and others and then whines like the hypocrite he is when he gets pushback from their followers. No one will care if you leave Twitter, Johnson – in fact the average IQ of the users will probably go up a notch if you and that sycophant Gus claimed victory and departed the field.

    • OLT's Damned Donkey Show Barker says:

      This is what I don’t get. Stalker Charles commits “trolling” and “stalking” (by his definitions) on a daily basis, and then whines about others doing much less.

      The fact that a portion of his stalking and trolling is passive-aggressive subtweeting IMO doesn’t change the hypocrisy on his part.

      BTW, Stalker Charles has also conducted actual stalking and trolling, so there’s that to consider as well. But, like the Democratic pols he professes to admire, it doesn’t count when HE does it.

      Ebola may not be airborne (actual definition Charles, which BTW is not the same as aerosolized but since your new party dumbed down education we gotta give people a break), but narcissism apparently is, and the entire Left has it.

    • trebob says:

      Congrats Arachne! You’re in Charles’ stalker lists.

    • kbdabear says:

      Alinksy Rule #4 – make Chuckie live by his own rules

  2. Voltaire's Crack says:

    If Charles were ever given the ban stick at Twitter, they would find their stock value at one cent and their revenue stream limited to subscriptions and Asian dating banner ads (the echo chamber business model).

    Thank God I cleaned up Twitter. Hey – where is everybody? Gus?

    • Says a dittohead living in a hermetically sealed world where all news and information is disseminated through talk radio and Fox “News.”

      “Didja hear Hannity’s hot new scoop about Benghazi?”


    • Dudebro says:

      Interesting that jagoff posts here and talks about hermetically sealed, yet can’t do the same shit at the open sewer called LGF. The kiddies there are protected from such intrusions by Daddy/cult leader chuckles. Some people are really deaf, dumb and blind. Just refer to him as Tommy?

      • Arachne says:

        I’m still wondering if it’s really Itchy or Scratchy, easing the pressure from their dementia and letting their alter egos have at it for a moment.

        Scratchy – really, please – look at your timeline sometime. NO ADULT is that dependent on the approval of another human being – NO ONE. I mean seriously, you have your head so far up Itchy’s butt I bet you accidentally ingest his shampoo – well, when he actually steps into a shower, that is.

  3. Because says:

    “A community”?

    Maybe putting the tablet down and stepping outside might help. There’s a real world. Really, it’s there. Scientists say so.

    • Arachne says:

      The only thing that keeps Twitter useable for Holy Roller Dumbass is that fact that he can gauge his popularity by it. And frankly, for a guy with national name recognition and a blog that was ONCE widely linked and referenced, his follower numbers are still rather anemic when compared to those he’s attacking. And Chuck Johnson is starting to catch up with him – over 2000 new followers in the last three weeks.

  4. Arachne says:

    Hold on to your hats, folks. There was a shooting in St. Louis of black man by off duty cop. I’m sure Johnson will screech and wail before having any of the facts. People are claiming he was “holding a sandwich” but gun was found at scene and officer says he took shots at him.

    I’m sure Douchenozzle will immediately discredit any of the officer’s accounts and any facts not in comport with the sandwich theory. Because as we all know, the eyewitnesses said Mike Brown, the Gentle Giant, was shot in the back.

    • windbag says:

      Early reports are that the dead guy fired three rounds at the cop, who returned 17 rounds, killing him. Regardless of any pertinent facts, I expect the 17 rounds to get the attention. That is a lot of shooting. Spray and pray isn’t a very good approach to shooting. More thime on the range perhaps?

      • trebob says:

        It is probably easy to get over-excited when someone is shooting at you. I haven’t been there, but I’ve had buck fever and the deer wasn’t shooting back.

        (and while I would enjoy more time on the range, no one who sees me shoot would say I “need” it)


  5. trebob says:

    Perhaps it’s just me, but I found Ms. Sierra’s “must-read” piece rather bigoted, pedantic and frankly long and boring. Yeah, she had a tough time with some whacko on the internet, but she continued to feed the troll and egg some of this stuff on. Also, she had it better than other people have in that she was only doxed (like Chenzen et al) and not swatted or worse like others have been.

    You run into creeps everywhere in the world, learn to deal effectively with them and you’ve improved not only yourself, but the world around you. Locking your door only isolates you from everyone else and while your echo chamber may seem like a good place to hang out, it isn’t the real world.

    • Octopus says:

      Eh, she got her bra snapped pretty hard. That left a mark. The troll who looks like an actual troll is in jail, I gather? Deservedly so, from what I can see with a cursory glance over the tl;dr article. He’s getting his bra snapped now, so to speak. Justice for all. 😆

      The idea of Chunky McDumbth getting on a steel-reinforced soapbox and pontificating on the horrors of trolls, when his entire day, every day, is devoted to trolling? Yeah, I’m gonna need a new Irony Meter. Amazon has some nifty ones.

  6. trebob says:

    Why is this not stalking or trolling?

  7. kbdabear says:

    Does anybody in the BRC have a count of tweets at Chuck Johnson, Jim Hoft, Glen Greenwald, Breitbart, etc that they can throw in his face?

    Oh, but Fatass isn’t stalking, they just won’t debate the Debate Crusher

    People aren’t afraid to debate Chuck, he’s no longer worth the time, everyone knows his reply trap twitter gulag tricks, and he’s trolling for attention

    • Arachne says:

      Absolutely. We all know that Chuck lives and dies by the reply trap and I have the screen shots to prove it. I don’t even both to see if Chuck has blocked me or not (because for one I don’t give a shit) but I can tell you that the word is out at #tcot that you need to delete him if you’re going to retweet or reply to a tweet he’s mentioned in.

      But to come back to square one, little boy, you don’t get to spew whatever bullshit suits your fancy and then whine when there’s blowback. You are not, as the saying goes, above reproach.

  8. poteen2 says:

    Streisand Effect aside Charlie.
    Huffpo, HotAir, DKos, Malkin, Ace, Geller, Spencer and Hoft don’t have anywhere near the ‘trolling’ problem as you describe it. And they are much more successful.
    You know why?
    They work in ‘social media’.
    You work in fascist media. Comply or be shunned.
    You’re too stupid and cowardly to recognize that.
    You shouldn’t have smoked so much weed Generalissimo Johnson. 🙂

  9. Bunk X says:

    Um, Gus, there hasn’t been a draft to dodge in 41 years.

    • OLT's Damned Donkey Show Barker says:

      Stolen and tweeted. I signed up for the draft at age eighteen, but damned if they held one for me to dodge.

      Halp Us, Jon Cary.

    • Arachne says:

      And you don’t know that Nugent dodged the draft at all, do you Gus? I guess you’re so full of shit now it just eeking out of your brain.

  10. Octopus says:

    Irony Meter popped right off the wall. Thing’s busted for sure, now.

  11. Octopus says:

    I forget, now…in which branch of the service did Gus honorably serve? I know Chunky was in the Princess Patricia Flying Bicycle Corps, up in Canada. Their Unicorn Messiah served as a spy plane, not needing a plane, because he can just fly on rainbow power.

  12. OLT's St Louis Turkey Sandwich says:

    Buck fever is nothing compared to turkey fright.

    • Octopus says:

      Turkeys are mean. We had one at the office a few years ago, that would chase people in the parking lot. That was some funny stuff, right there. 😆

      • Because says:

        My yorkie had a blast chasing turkeys in Oregon a couple weeks ago. They just ran off. But then again, they had 80,000 acres to run to. Animals are very different if they don’t think they have anywhere to go.

        Now he has to settle for the occasional feral rabbit. And deer. He chases them, too. They also just run off.

      • Octopus says:

        Our terrible tom was kind of like this one — I figured out, you can’t run away from them. If you run towards him, he backs down. We had video of him chasing the mail lady down the sidewalk that should have been submitted to America’s Funniest. 😆

      • ISpeakJive says:

        We were sitting in Carl’s Jr. parking lot eating a Santa Fe chicken and a roadrunner came up to the car and kept jumping at the window. He wanted some. He was the resident beggar. All I could think of was “cannibal!” Maybe he wanted french fries.

      • Because says:

        Roadrunner named “Gus”?

      • Arachne says:

        Could be – I can certainly picture Gus cruising parking lots going “beep! beep!” and pretending he owns a car

    • Voltaire's Crack says:

      Whatever happened to Buck? Did he get banned or just drop off?

  13. Octopus says:

    Who made up this “study,” which goes against the findings of every other such study ever done? Well, it’s not exactly non-partisan… 😆

  14. Because says:

    Uh-oh. Jazz and politics are a toxic combination.

    “The opponents are being led by a home care nurse, who has already moved once to get out of the way of local drilling, and a young philosophy professor. Their committee treasurer is a jazz drummer.”

    • Arachne says:

      “Their committee treasurer is a jazz drummer.”

      Checking to see if my ex-husband moved to Texas.

      • Because says:

        I got a better idea. Legalize fracking and outlaw philosophy and jazz. And freaky nutcase conspiracy theories about fracking, GMOs, fluoridation, vaccination, etc. Just lock the fuckers up.

  15. Because says:

    Brilliant legal commentary.

    • Arachne says:

      What?? No eleventy-thousand retweets because it’s so PROFOUND?

      See, Chuck, the real problem with blowing your own horn? When you’re playing flat 99.99999% of the time, you shouldn’t try to make that 00.00001% seem like, you know, the NORM.

    • Doppel milyo says:

      in other words, Kay Hagan is toast

      sorry same day union goon cheaters

  16. ISpeakJive says:

    How does a troll “win” at LGF?

    Get a word in edgewise here and there?

    Disagree with Chunky without getting banned?

    Define “win.”

  17. kbdabear says:

    Someone finally complained about the smell coming from the brown tracks in his shorts?

    • Because says:

      Guusy. It’s called bumf. Like you, only with an “f”.

    • trebob says:

      Gus, you incredible nincompoop. You and your master have been discussing suppressing free speech and dissenting ideals all day and you have the temerity to call us neo-nazis? We don’t even ban stinky/stabby/frank and allow him/her to say all sorts of vile things that aren’t agreed with nor are they exactly welcomed here.

      You are backwards Gus. You’re in some sort of bizarro world where you loaf instead work, you clean your knickers in the dishwasher and freedom of expression equals Nazism.

    • Pakimon says:

      He’s picking up toilet paper now?

      Isn’t that like closing the barn door after the cow has escaped or somethin?

      I was going to remark that at least he won’t have to wait in line at the store since everyone will clear out as they gag from the stench coming from his shit smeared ass.

      Then I remembered that Gus can’t afford toilet paper so he’s off to steal a roll from the nearest gas station. 😆

    • Arachne says:

      Pick up a pot pie and some sterno while you’re out Gus. You might get hungry later.

    • OLT's Hiya, Troll! says:

      Get a lot for your new hat, old-fashioned Nazi scheisskopf.

    • Doppel milyo says:


      you mean go take a shit at the local gas station and steal a roll

  18. ISpeakJive says:

    So Chunky thought 30,000 out of 35,000 posters were trolls? LOL

  19. ISpeakJive says:

    Here’s a Halloween costume idea for Chunky. Dress up as a troll, the scariest thing on earth to you. You’ve got the hair for it!!!

  20. Because heh heh heh says:

  21. Arachne says:

    I think what really, really irritates Itchy and Scratchy (aka Chuck and Gus) is that we have our fun at their expense in the confines of this blog. We really don’t take it to Twitter because we’re all wise to the Gruesome Twosome’s reply trap. Here they can’t do anything – oh they can whine on Twitter to their heart’s content about how evil we are – they can post the “Shocking” audio all they want but it isn’t affecting anyone here. Unlike Itchy, we’re just about our playpen. Daedalus may mention once in a while that we’re seeing some traffic but it’s mostly to give us a head’s up. There are no advertising revenues, we don’t care about our Alexa ranking – we’re just here to have some fun with our pointy sticks. But look at the retweets and favorites. No one in Itchy’s Twitterverse even gives a shit. And he’s really not being retweeted and favorited by anyone of any import or national reputation – hell, Chuck C. Johnson gives him more coverage than any of those pathetic followers of his.

    So wail and moan and tear at your face as a distraction, Itchy. We don’t care. We never did. And you let us know nine ways to Sunday that our very existence annoys the ever-lovin’ shit out of you.

  22. OLT's Hiya, Troll! says:

    Gus, remember to get some TP for the Nazis under your boss’ futon.

    Thanks, doll.

    When you get back, be sure and serve up some more of that stinging wit.


  23. Octopus says:

    It really hurt, the way he totally ignored your trolling. Poor baby. 😆

    • Because NTTAWWT says:


    • Arachne says:

      Yeah, Itchy, because YOU’RE such an acclaimed author that you have cred to criticize someone else. I hear AS(s) is still in demand though, “derp” factor aside, in mainstream media for commentary. I’m sure your eleventy thousand tweet retweeters would love to know when your next appearance on TV/radio will be.

    • kbdabear says:

      Andi has actually pulled a Bill Maher and shown some consistency in opposition to wars and extremist muslims. Chuck is just a camp follower with no capability of independent thought or analysis other than what gets him the RT’s and site hits, and who’s the biggest fanboi of Obama

  24. Because bum knee says:

    Sure, Guus.

  25. JimboXL says:

    Control harmless tweets, not Ebola. It’s all about priorities!

  26. Doppel milyo says:

  27. Because olo says:

  28. JimboXL says:

    Pestilence of the United States, Obola and his horsewomen of the apocalypse are trolling America with Ebola and the non-mystery illegal Honduran flu, which is paralyzingly and killing innocent American children.