#TwitterGulag II: A Little Birdy Told Me

Charles F. Johnson is an amateur leftist. He can’t hide his lies and smears against those who supported him, regardless if his blogger buddies were on the right or left. He’s a man without a clue.

Seems there’s another way to get people who disagree with Charles F. Johnson to get their Twitter accounts suspended besides the infamous Twitter Comment Block/Report Trap. Spam Twitter CEO Dick Costolo (via #AskCostolo) with false complaints and accusations with no evidence until he caves just to shut them up. That’s exactly what happened to @Gus_807 and others. It’s the un-hidden leftist method: Lie And Lie Loudly.

It was reported here 29 July 2014 Diary of Dadaelus, and subsequent Twitter Account suspensions followed within days. A little birdy sent this screencap of @Gus_807’s appeal to @Twitter:

Twitter Suspension

In case you don’t want to read the fine print, here’s the gist of it:

Twitter Suspension 2

I asked @Gus_807 to forward screencaps of his Twitter Timeline just prior to his suspension (as advised by @TwitchyTeam). He had none, except for this:


CJ on Suspension

But then @Gus_807 emailed this gem. Prior to his/her Twitter suspension, @Green_Footballs took the time to deliberately un-block Gus’ account in order to “favorite” Gus_807’s Tweet to a 3rd party:
CJ Stalks Gus_807.2

So who’s the stalker, Charles? Jeez, you’re a mess.

P.S. Heh. It’s true, Charles.

147 Comments on “#TwitterGulag II: A Little Birdy Told Me”

  1. Because I alyws wnatd too doo thta says:


  2. Because I think he hit every note says:

  3. Because umm says:

  4. Because belfry says:

    • Octopus says:

      Should we start talking about an intervention? By the authorities, if not his blogfamily. Getting screeched at by harridans for any length of time isn’t likely to do him any good, in his current state. Sorry, Furious and Vicious. Maybe next time, with Lawhawk.

      We need to take Gus hiking in the mountains for a few weeks, with nothing to drink besides icy spring water, and cool rain. We might be able to dry him out, see what’s left. Get him to stop faking the limp, as the Disability folks ain’t buyin’ it.

    • Bunk X says:

      Dude. Bats don’t scurry.

  5. Because Science!!! says:

  6. Because hang in there!!! says:

  7. Because Gus puts the 'pot' in chicken pot pie says:

  8. Octopus says:

    I’m sure those looted will understand, about the anger. A young man was killed for a very stupid thing. People should be mad.

    They should also shut up and try to get the whole story before they begin furiously spouting off, like Dear Fatass. Doubling down on the stupid tonight, as we all knew he would. 😆

  9. Octopus says:

    Awww, him’s still holding a grudge about Barrett and his pals. He should be friendly with them, as they also hate Israel and wish they would just shut up and die already. Also, they could shut his leaky skiff of a site down faster than they can steal your credit card info. In a trice, that means.

  10. swamprat says:

    Police Shooting Victim Michael Brown Remembered as a ‘Gentle Giant’
    “Let’s make something out of nothing”
    By Charles Johnson

    Read more at http://littlegreenfootballs.com/article/43709_Police_Shooting_Victim_Michael_Brown_Remembered_as_a_Gentle_Giant#gec96JZ9pdI0qFG3.99

    • I dunno. It’s hard for me to get all teary-eyed when someone 1000 miles away dies, whether they be black, white, gay or whatever. CJ didn’t know him. He wasn’t there. He isn’t even fully aware of the circumstances. Yet he’s waxing emotional over this kid.

      Why? ‘Cause he’s black? ‘Cause it was in the news? Or because he sees an opportunity to point fingers at people?

      It’s that faux outrage thing. He does it too.

      • swamprat says:

        There are a lot of these type shootings, but tellingly, some go into the rightwing rage file and some to the left.

        This is one one Alex Jones’ favorite memes, but I doubt charles is tooting the same horn

      • Daedalus says:

        You pretty much nailed it. I don’t trust the police one bit, but let’s wait for the facts. Charles is just trying to jump on the bandwagon.

    • Abu Avacado Sammich says:

      Charles would have to be airlifted on the bandwagon, Chen, lol.

      I really liked your thoughts above on CheetosChuck internalizing this death for blog hits. What a waste Fuckface has become.

  11. Octopus says:

    Smith was among the friends who attended a vigil Sunday at the scene of Brown’s death. Bryson Jenkins, a classmate and member of Brown’s extended family, couldn’t be there. He just started as a freshman at Arkansas Baptist University.

    “It hurt so bad to get that phone call,” Jenkins said. “He was a sharer. He was a giver. When one of his friends needed something he would give. Mike used to sell candy in middle school. I’d come up to Mike and say, ‘Mike, let me get some Skittles or something.’ I’d offer him a dollar and he’d say, ‘It’s on me.’”

    Oh, I know I didn’t just hear the word, “Skittles!”

    • swamprat says:

      This time they aren’t covering up that the guy was big. As to police over reach, it certainly happens. But it looks like this tragedy is being used. This was the beginning of his start in college.
      Thinkprogress has this one. You can google “police shoot unarmed black man” and you will get many results. Florida, NY, California, Ohio … too many.
      Depressing doesn’t even begin to cover it.
      But the others are often equally so.
      Where was Democratic Underground and Think Progress then?
      I guess this one must be due to racism, while all the other times it was not.
      When the right complains about police shootings, they are anti government racist loons; When the left complains about police shootings, they are anti racist watchdogs.
      The police, however are the ones who have to cope. Some had to do what was needed, some made the wrong choice, and some made the best decision that they could at the time.

  12. swamprat says:

    Lizardoid’s Twitterwarrior Theatre

    RT @eclecticbrotha: At every protest there are provocateurs in the crowd who only came to create problems. Don’t let them be the story.


    Sometimes these assholes wear three cornered hats and Klan or Nazi shirts while waving confederate flags.
    They show up at TeaParty rallies all the time. I see you get them too.

    • OLT's Applying Stalker Charles Johnson Mental Skills says:

      Stalker Charles’ inability to see his self-beclowning and asshattishness is truly amazing.

      He truly is everything he bitches about in other people.

      Stalker – check
      Self-righteous – check
      Quick to make assumptions – check
      Refusal to accept evidence contradicting his worldview – check
      Stalker – double check
      Twitter stalker – double-plus ungood check
      Closet Nazi – check
      Dupe – check

  13. Bunk X says:

    Why are they denying easily verifiable facts? They’re not accusations. ADMIT 33 MENTIONS CHARLES.

    • Arachne says:

      It’s not a FORGERY. See, for a guy who claimed to be such an expert on forgery 10 years ago, you apparently don’t know the difference. This is not a forgery. We have at no time stated anywhere that this is the actual chart that appeared at TPM. We took THEIR chart and CORRECTED it to list the number of mentions you and your blog received in the manifesto, which TPM apparently neglected to mention. Believe me, if you were still on the other side, they would have featured you prominently. We have never represented this otherwise. Your calling it a forgery and stomping your feet because we’ve corrected an “intentional omission” from TPM’s chart, does not make it so. The question is asked, and you have not answered it: Were you mentioned 33 times in the manifesto or were you NOT?

  14. Bunk X says:

    Thank God Charles keeps his sex life private.

  15. Juan Epstein says:

    Tweeting is not action, Broghazi.

    Get off your ass and go there.

  16. Juan Epstein says:

    And it is disgusting that people are exploiting his death to loot.

    And it disgusting that Broghazi is exploiting his death for clicks.

    • Arachne says:

      All you need to know about those people (and yes I said that!) is when EBT went down and they all went to Walmart and piled 8 shopping carts worth of goodies which they then abandoned when the system came back up. It’s using any situation to help themselves to FREE STUFF.

    • Because says:

      Given up on chicks, and settling for clicks.

      Burma Shave

  17. doppel milyo says:

    a little kid died the other day in Detroit.
    He was asleep in his bed.
    he happened to be black

    other (presumed black) scumbags fired shots into his house and he was shot and killed. just laying there asleep.

    —-waiting for the outrage from Charles

    –still waiting

  18. rightymouse says:

    Yep. Charles is still a douche.

  19. OLT's Applying Stalker Charles Johnson Mental Skills says:

    I had no idea this was a Pinot Grigio blog or whatever.

    Please stop duping me.

  20. Arachne says:

    Charles, have you ever seen the loathesome comments directed at conservative women by your brethren on the left? EVER? You know, you talk about all the mean vile statements made by the right against you, but surprisingly, you never give an example. Give examples. Because I have plenty to use against YOUR side.

    • OLT's Applying Stalker Charles Johnson Mental Skills says:

      Stalker Charles sees nothing. As listed in my previous post, his hypocrisy is growing.

      • Arachne says:

        I notice he never ever ever gives examples of the meanies. Just mentions them. And he doesn’t get any crap that anyone else who tweets on politics gets.

        Or even NOT politics. A tragic accident occurred on a dirt track on Saturday involving driver Tony Stewart. And right on cue, NASCAR/redneck hating idiots immediately begin tweeting he should be charged with murder because they saw the video and Stewart intentionally hit him. And anyone who tries to tell them differently is an uneducated dirtbag with no teeth.

        It’s a dirt track, not asphalt, cars cannot be controlled as easily.
        Track poorly lit and no headlights on the cars.
        RULE NO. 1 for drivers – stay in the car. This guy didn’t – he ran down the banking shaking his fist.

      • doppel milyo says:

        Obama issued a statement laying the blame squarely on Kurt Bush

      • Because says:

        Never gives examples of hate stalkers, either. Just “my mailbox is full”.


  21. doppel milyo says:

    what Charles doesn’t get is that if he whines enough and devotes enough time to getting a few accounts “suspended”, that it takes literally a few minutes to create a new account

    so whine away Charles. you are wasting your time

  22. Octopus says:

    I happened to notice one of Fatass’s tweets about the Ferguson incident managed 31 retweets yesterday, which is an all-time record for him. It will be difficult for him to let that go. On the other hand, Media Matters is ignoring the story, and back to focusing on Fox News — they’re very concerned about the popularity of Megyn Kelly, btw. 😆

  23. Octopus says:



    Yeah, help yourselves. Don’t mind the cameras, they’re just for looks. You’re all invited to the Annual Policemen’s Pie-Eating Contest next month, too!

  24. Because this is what? Threesies? says:

    • Arachne says:

      Yeah, Fatass, and Oscar Grant was remembered as a pillar of the community.
      Let’s have ALL the facts before we place a halo on them, okay? If they police were wrong, then yes they should be punished for their offense. Absolutely.
      But let’s get all the facts.

      And i guess in Chucky world, a little looting is apparently okay. Except that it doesn’t appear that it was a little looting. What it is, Chuck, is people feeling totally entitled to get get free stuff at the expense of others. I don’t give a shit WHAT excuse they use. For example:

      1. No one blamed Katrina victims for desperately trying to get food and water after the storm. However, helping yourself to Nike’s and a Samsung flatscreen? Uh no. But who cares? The sports store and the Best Buy – greedy capitalists.

      2. EBT system goes down and let’s all run to the Walmart and get ourselves thousands of dollars of free shit that we are then going to sell to our friends and pocket the money. Walmart lost money (either from the outright theft and that they had to literally CLOSE the store to put all the groceries away before they spoiled), but who cares – greedy capitalists.

      Hey, has Chuck mentioned the photo of the tanks rolling in, yet?

      • Daedalus says:

        The rioters are jerks for distracting from what could be a case of police overreach. If they really cared about this victim, they would keep the protests peaceful and let the facts come out.

      • Because says:

        But this way, everybody gets stuff.

        And Sharpton’s on his way…

    • KGB says:

      “I have a pretty tough shell” says the man who spends each and every day squealing about the meany-pants people saying hurtful things about him in on the internet.

    • Doppel Milyo says:

      “I have a pretty tough shell after 13 years of B.L.O.G.G.I.N.G ”



      there are no words to do the stupidity of that statement justice. his lack of self awareness mixed with his excess of self importance combines to make him the world’s biggest asshole

      wow. blogging.

  25. Because OMG Ponies!!!!!11 says:

  26. OLT's Applying Stalker Charles Johnson Mental Skills says:

    Above all in this world, be on the lookout for the violent racist ignorant misogynist Tea Partiers.

    Never mind the wilding gangs, looting, Islamists, etc that actually harm people. No, be careful of your political “enemies”.

    The “Progressives” like Stalker Charles who depend on this kind of upside-down fear-mongering to justify their obsessive behaviors, laws, and pogroms are deranged.

    • Daedalus says:

      Notice Charles has not posted on ISIS?

      • ISpeakJive says:

        He’s painted himself in a corner.
        He says he stopped criticizing militant Islamists because in his opinion they were no longer a threat to anybody. Remember that? Ha.

      • Octopus says:

        I do remember him saying that. We all had a good laugh about it, too. Bitter laughter, for those of us realists who hate what Islamofascism has done to the world, and know it’s going to be a serious issue for the rest of our damn lives.

        Chunky is a moron, a liar and a fool. Also, he’s very fat.

      • Doppel Milyo says:

        he will once Greenwald comes out in support of ISIS

  27. Octopus says:

    Po-Po MADE them go looting, by shooting a gentle giant who was just trying to borrow the officer’s gun. Why didn’t the officer just let him borrow it? Just rude and racist, I guess.

  28. Octopus says:

    She knows exactly what happened, and knew immediately, before the po-po said anything. Yes, this is the same Joyce Carol Oates who knows the following about Detroit:

    She’s sometimes known in literary circles as “One-Note Joycie.” 😆

    • Arachne says:

      Or “Our Lady of Perpetual Irrelevance”.

    • OLT's Applying Stalker Charles Johnson Mental Skills says:

      Remember when three names meant you were a Presidential assassin or a mass murderer?

      Now, apparently, any idiot can have three names in use at once.

      And “Joyce Carol Oates”. It sounds so literary, so educated, so … white.

      35 feet away, eh, Joyce? Did you get a picture, and did you hear that from a masked oppressed yute you were helping bring down The System by jacking cigarettes from a burning Stop N Go?

    • KGB says:

      Joycie? What exit?

      • OLT's Lot Lizard says:

        All of them, just depends on where the last trucker dropped her off after she finished.

      • KGB says:

        Oh, she must be one of them “load inspectors”.


        Job qualifications: Be able to breathe through your nose, and walk up to fifty feet without falling.

      • Octopus says:

        True story about Joycie, who I unfortunately have too much familiarity with due to her being worshipped at UM by one of my old profs. In her “grief memoir” about coping with her longtime hubby’s death, she moaned that she was unable to erase his voice from her answering machine for a year and a half, she was so wrecked by his passing.

        Curmudgeonly types couldn’t help noticing that she was remarried only 11 months after the death of her beloved hubby. 😆

        Oh, these writers of fiction. They so love their little stories!

      • Because call in the pros says:

        Messages need erasing? Call 1-800-IRS-DISK.

      • KGB says:

        I wouldn’t have thought there’d be two men on this planet that stupid or desperate.

  29. Octopus says:

    On A Lighter Note: http://www.belfasttelegraph.co.uk/news/world-news/isis-suicide-bombing-instructor-blows-up-his-own-class-by-accident-30498668.html

    An Isis commander at a terrorist training camp north of Baghdad accidentally detonated a belt packed with explosives during a demonstration in front of a group militants on Monday, killing himself and 21 nearby trainees.

    The accident was a source of dark humour for locals, with suicide attacks in public spaces having become an almost daily occurrence in Iraq

    Got himself, and the whole class. Awesome! 😆

    If only there was a video, to go viral on Youtube.

  30. Octopus says:

    Ferguson Riots, and Boston Tea Party. The only thing different? The color of the rioters. That’s it.


  31. Octopus says:


    You white people shut up about the looting! Salon writer says you have no right to your opinion. Shut up, he explained.

    • OLT's Shut Up, Honkey Asswipe says:

      Where do they get all these white people that think they’re not whiter than the white people they bitch about?

      I mean, I’m not complaining. I hate a lot of white people myself; in fact, I’d wager I hate more white people than most black people in Detroit even KNOW. Still, this paleface has me confused. Where in Hell do they find these smug, condescending, arrogant pricks? Is there a factory in Brazil? Pricks and Hitlers?

      • Octopus says:

        They keep coming, don’t they? I mean, the smug, arrogant progturds from the Liberal Elite Class just keep reproducing, no matter how rotten their political beliefs turn out in practice. Not their fault! Racism is at fault, and corporate greed. Communism has never really been given a fair chance, you know…

      • Because says:

        They keep reproducing despite the Prime Directive.

        Let’s start a web petition promise thingy that all good greenieprogs agree to not reproduce. Especially the white ones have no excuse for breeding.

  32. OLT's Four Legs Good says:


    Yes, they shoot horses where you’re at. However, they also blow donkeys in that building Stalker Charles stands in front of every day. It’s a cold, cruel, confusing world, even with all the Global Warmening.

    • Octopus says:

      I’ve been meaning to go check that show out, where Chunky hangs everyday. People say you have to go, at least once in your life. What could be the harm, in a little entertainment?

      • OLT's Never Go says:

        You play with fire, your fingers get burned.

        You play with the Donkey Show, your soul gets burned.

        Choose wisely, because the wrong choice is the last choice you’ll ever make. Once the Donkey Show owns you, you end up like Stalker Charles, standing on a hot corner in a cheap, rumpled suit, hustling marks for your masters. It’s not a pretty life. It’s not really a life at all.

      • Octopus says:

        Hmm…such a negative review. They said the same thing about AC/DC back in ’78, and I had a GREAT time at the show, returning without selling my soul to any devils. Plus, I love donkeys. They’re so cute! I’m sure it will be fine.

      • Because says:

        There is … a house … in Tijuana …
        They call … the Donk … y-show …
        And it’s been … the ruin … of many … a poor boy …
        An now … the burro … I must blow …

  33. Octopus says:

    We’ve established that those are mobys, Fatass. In fact, several such left-wing trolls have been on record crowing about their “successes” at planting racist, violent and other offensive comments at conservative-themed blogs. Your own Killgore has a history, you may recall. I’m sure you know plenty of other such “sekrit agents.” 🙄

  34. Pakimon says:

    I wouldn’t be surprised if Killgore used this opportunity to get back in Chunky’s good graces by going on another midnight racist trolling expedition.

    What could possibly go wrong? 😆

  35. OLT's Pepperidge Farms Ain't The Only Ones Remembers says:

  36. OLT's Never Go says:

    #TeaPartyRiot Opened a Coke AND a Dr. Pepper at the same time.

  37. OLT's Never Go says:

    #TeaPartyRiot Didn’t put the seat back down on the commode at the gas station.

  38. OLT's Never Go says:

    #TeaPartyRiot Taped a sign onto a mailbox.

  39. OLT's Never Go says:

    #TeaPartyRiot Loitered ON PURPOSE for five minutes before work today!

  40. OLT's Never Go says:

    #TeaPartyRiot Took a penny without leaving one

  41. OLT's Never Go says:

    #TeaPartyRiot Only called the police officer “Sir” ONCE

  42. OLT's Never Go says:

    #TeaPartyRiot Ate my dessert FIRST

    • Octopus says:

      #TeaPartyRiot Wore black socks with sandals…again.

      • Octopus says:

        #TeaPartyRiot Bickered with wife for 30 seconds about which Entenmann’s pastry to buy — let her win.

      • Octopus says:

        #TeaPartyRiot Sent back fish for more cooking at Applebee’s, after discovering it was still cold in the middle. (true story) (still left 20% tip)

      • Octopus says:

        #TeaPartyRiot Went shopping at Ann Arbor Whole Foods — laughed when presented outrageous bill for two bags of “Fancy Feast For Humans.” Paid and left.

  43. OLT's Don't Know His Middle Name, Though says:

    To be fair, Stephen King has crapped out a lot of books, and I don’t care what he thinks about alleged police actions that he didn’t see, either.

    • Octopus says:

      King went full-libtard during the Bush Years, embarrassing himself on too many occasions to count. He’s always been an unrepentant lefty, even during his many years of massive cocaine use and unrepentant boozing. I still read him, though…and I haven’t read any Oates, besides excerpts in lit mags that show she hasn’t changed or gotten any better, since I was in college and forced to read her crap and write deep thoughts about her derp.

    • ElSuerte says:

      I’ll be honest, I’ve enjoyed a lot of Stephen King’s books. I skipped Under the Dome though because I read an interview where he described it as a allegory about GW Bush and Dick Cheney. I don’t really enjoy message fiction even when it aligns with my politics, much less when it’s based on a hacky daily kos meme.

      King’s son is a really good writer too. I enjoyed the hell out of his Nosferatu. It’s kinda like a cross between Ray Bradburry, Nightmare on Elmstreet, King’s Christine, and a touch of Dracula.

  44. Because from somebody who knows a LOT about 'dumb' says:

    • Arachne says:

      And yet everyone’s talking about it, aren’t they?
      No one’s talking about you, are they, Chuck? I’m sure you’ll be needing to resurrect that whine that Greenwald owes you an apology yet again.

      Oh, the life of a has beeeeen.

      • trebob says:

        AND, It was an article in the Daily Mail promoted by Drudge (column #1, item #1 too) so there were how many hundreds of thousands/millions of folks that saw that article? Charles’ tweet, assuming the retweets and favs weren’t sox, seen by what 7 or 8 people?

        The jealousy, it burns hotter than the fires of the torches lighting your favourite donkey show.


      • Arachne says:

        I’m sure he’ll be starting in on Twitchy soon enough hoping to get a mention over there. It’s like when he goes after the talk show hosts. PLEASE mention me! PLEASE! Ace won’t mention him or the blog by name – neither will Twitchy. What makes your tweet faux pas interesting is the response to get from the right, Bozo. No one tweets you on the right – except us.

        Woah – check it out. Chaz – they already did this over at Twitchy – featuring the lame-o tweets of a nobody whining about O’Keefe. They didn’t even want you for this!

      • trebob says:

        The twitchy article was *yawn*, libs are getting to be carbon copies of each other, but the link to the youtube video in there was awesome.

      • Arachne says:

        Puppy video has more relevant content than anything dumb and dumber of Little Green Greaseballs has put out in a week. Also cuter.

  45. Because gentle giants should get to shove cops? says:

    The struggle began when the officer encountered two men, one of whom was Brown, in the street outside of an apartment complex, and one of the men pushed the office back toward his squad car, according to police. A shot was fired inside the squad car and then multiple shots were fired at Brown outside the car, killing him, authorities said.

    From another report:

    But Dorian Johnson told WALB-TV that he and Brown were walking home from a convenience store when a police officer told them to get out of the street and onto the sidewalk. Johnson said they kept walking, which caused the officer to confront them from his car and then outside his car.

    Johnson said the officer fired, and he and Brown were scared and ran away.

    “He shot again, and once my friend felt that shot, he turned around and put his hands in the air and he started to get down,” Johnson said. “But the officer still approached with his weapon drawn and fired several more shots.”

    “We wasn’t causing harm to nobody. We had no weapons on us at all,” Johnson told the television station.

    So we can guess then that Chunky Boo Hoo’s “Gentle Giant” which he’s been weeping over all day most likely physically shoved the cop back into his car. This instead of just moving to the sidewalk like the cop ordered him to do more than once (from his car then outside his car). I would guess they don’t want them in the streets because the drug deals can be done much more quickly if you’re already in the street when a homey pulls up.

    This seems a lot like the other incident where the big fat guy had a heart attack. True if the cops were willing to take people charging at them, defying them and physically menacing them then I guess some black men would still be alive. This is endemic in these poor high crime areas where it’s considered macho to be defiant. You would think everyone knows that the cops aren’t going to back down. So yeah….death by stupid.

  46. Because time to fill another 'dew bottle says:

  47. Octopus says:

    He is truly Moby Dick, the great white whale. Call me Ishmael.

  48. Doppel Milyo says:

    Obama has already issued a statement blaming George Bush for the suicide of Robin Williams.

    he was a funny guy. loved this scene

    • Doppel Milyo says:

      of course Charles will say they were pals back in the day

      • Arachne says:

        Oddly enough, I do have a meeting Robin Williams on the street story. A warm and funny guy. Could make you laugh just by saying hello.

      • Doppel Milyo says:

        well if you had to leave your house to meet him, then Charles was out of luck

        sad waste of talent

  49. Arachne says:

    Robin Williams has been found dead in his home – apparent cause is suicide. Tragic. Robin was a fixture in San Francisco and I can’t think of anyone who lived here for any length of time that didn’t have a story of meeting him on the street at least once.

  50. Octopus says:


    This is giving Unicorn Messiah entirely too much credit, methinks. I suspect the idea to push for a new leader in Iraq came from the Pentagon or CIA, not the Narcissist-in-Chief.

  51. Octopus says:

    RIP, Robin. This little tune got played a LOT when my kids were kids.

  52. Octopus says:


    Some “No duh” people on the list, but the Stones and Scarjo really impressed me with their intelligence and independence from the asswipe-brigade of Israel-haters, which boasts of one Chunky McDumbth as a new charter member. Hamas Charter, that is.

    Rock on, Mick and Keith.

  53. Octopus says:

    Looking through celebrity tweets about Williams’ passing, this one clunked a bell:

    Speling. Lern their names.

  54. Because you mean like the anti-fluoridation hippies? says:

  55. Octopus says:

    Can this just be a little bit more about…me?

  56. Octopus says:

    No, really…I feel the most feelings. Along with the cast of my hit show.

  57. Octopus says:

    I really think my connection was the strongest.