Stinky Beaumont and Alexa

Stinky Beaumont

Yep, that’s “Stinky Beaumont” with his banning stick circa 1862. Meanwhile there’ve been some folks here axing for graphs, so we plugged some pertinent info into Alexa only to find that their stuff is now a mess.

Alexa Blog Stats

No way no how is Charles Johnson’s Little Green Rumpswabs close to 100K over that span. Alexa‘s got some splainin’ to do.

Aside from the  Alexis Y-Axis Error, Pamela Geller and Jim Hoft are kicking ass on Charles Johnson, and they’ve got a lot to kick.


69 Comments on “Stinky Beaumont and Alexa”

  1. Pakimon says:

    I’m sure George Soros will be pleased. 😆

    • OLT's Democrat Funding From Chinese Communists says:

      Next: How Obama didn’t really appoint all those judges to SCOTUS.

      How could a Wise Latina allow this to happen?

      Oh, that’s right … it’s part of the plan.

    • Arachne says:

      Of course, no one whines when UNIONS give tens of millions. To Democrats.

  2. dwells38 says:

    How fast does littlegreenfootballs.com load?

    .Slow (3.099 Seconds), 80% of sites are faster.

  3. dwells38 says:

    What sites are related to littlegreenfootballs.com?

    Related Links
    .Related Links Global Rank
    1. powerlineblog.com 22,971
    2. michellemalkin.com 36,673
    3. freerepublic.com 5,395
    4. estropundit.blogspot.com –
    5. redstate.com 21,439

  4. dwells38 says:

    OMG. I just can’t believe how bad these Vimeo shorts that Chunk posts are. This is made by “Plot Point Productions”. But notice there’s no plot and no point. It’s just a compilation of unrelated movie scenes. Why? I have no idea unless it’s to prove that a compilation of final shots from mostly forgettable Hollywood crap movies is even more worthless than the movies themselves. The people at Vimeo are idiots and Chunk evidently approves of their stupidity. Here’s the worthless dreck: http://littlegreenfootballs.com/article/42545_Fab_Mashup-_The_Last_Thing_You_See-_A_Final_Shot_Montage

    I wouldn’t watch to the end. Actually I didn’t even. I guess I just couldn’t even LOL! penises.

    Here’s a really well made and directed, thoughtful, and intelligent short. And acted by a very beautiful and talented actress (avatar):

    After you watch it you can click through to the making of the movie which is interesting, as well. http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kvnt0yCwvYg

  5. dwells38 says:

    Chunk tries to pretend that Breitbart is just posting smutty trash because that’s all conservatives want to see: http://littlegreenfootballs.com/article/42546_Breitbart_Resurrects_Another_Old_Right_Wing_Canard

    But in reality, it’s an interesting story for more than one reason. I don’t think anyone seriously doubts anymore that Jennifer Flowers was indeed a long time mistress of Clinton’s. So coming from her gives it some validity. People have wondered for a long time about why Hillary was so staunchly supportive of Clinton after it became apparent that he didn’t just have a fling or two. He was a serial and prolific cheater to the extent that the idea of their marriage as traditional has become somewhat of a punchline. Sure, stupid leftists will give him “Father of the Year” awards and whatnot but any halfway normal person knows he’s a completely perverted sex addict. To the extent he was even willing to force women when his charms couldn’t get it done. If Hillary has girl friends on the side it could explain a lot. If she were seen with another man all the time it would have raised eyebrows. But Google Hillary and Huma images and you will see they’re practically inseparable.

    And even if it’s not true I believe Flowers thinks it is. If this is the case it was likely Clinton trying to assuage her guilt so he could keep banging her. Hey his marriage is merely an arrangement, so I don’t have to feel bad. Certainly confirms once again what a lying POS Clinton is and what lengths he’ll go to in order to cheat and betray someone close to him. And what true little regard he has for the sanctity of his marriage. Something the protective MSM used to term as “compartmentalization” so that his being an amoral pervert could somehow be explained as a function of his huge intellect. What a joke. If Chelsea isn’t an emotional and psychological wreck it’s certainly not due to his paternal caring and selfless sacrifice for their family.

    • Arachne says:

      If anyone thinks Bill and Hillary were a “love match” they have a break in reality that heavy meds couldn’t even fix.

      • dwells38 says:

        And even more pathetic if you think about it, there’s no doubt he was cheating on Flowers WHILE cheating on Hillary with her.

      • stabby says:

        You really believe that?

        Heh. Too bad it’s probably not true. She’ll be our next president after all.

  6. OLT' says:

    What exactly is a “widgets_tweet_button.html.torrent (301 bytes) from platform.twitter.com” and why does it want to jump on my computer when I open DoD today?

  7. dwells38 says:

    Why would Chunk tweet this out of the blue? Oh that’s right. I forgot he’s an anti-Christian bigot.

    Pastor Accused of Raping Women Called ‘Wolf in Sheep’s Clothing’ lgf.bz/1eAGrqK 11 hours ago

  8. dwells38 says:

    Chunk’s race warrior freetoken leaps into action to speak out against racism rearing it’s ugly head in America –

    33 freetoken
    Sun, Sep 22, 2013 6:08:44pm replyquote 2downupreport

    re: #29 Charles Johnson

    Speaking racism, I see the latest Flaherty racist piece over at WND (which I linked downstairs) is now loaded with comments that are overtly violent, very violent. It’s starting to surpass Stormfront.

    The awful, despicable, white supremacist, horrible propaganda in question? Only the doubleplus ungood truth!
    http://WWW.WND.COM/2013/09/BLACK-MOB-VIOLENCE-DESTROYS-U-S-LANDMARK/
    BLACK-MOB VIOLENCE DESTROYS U.S. LANDMARK
    Hikers, joggers, bikers know better than to traverse famous trail

    Black-mob violence and black-on-white crime has not destroyed the entire American Tobacco Trail, only the small chunk that goes through Durham, N.C.
    The “high crime” part. The gang-infested part. The poor part. The urban part. The sketchy part. The part that local media calls every name imaginable except one: The black part.
    Otherwise, most of the 22.5 miles of this trail is a safe, sometimes bucolic experience for runners, bikers, strollers and even equestrians. As long as they stay away from the trail near Martin Luther King Jr. Parkway.
    Since 2011, dozens of people have been beaten, robbed, pushed off bikes and threatened in that part of the trail. All of the suspects in this violence and mayhem are black.
    Though most of the time the local media is loathe to say so. In the most recent assault, WRAL-TV described one of the assailants as having a “dark complexion.”
    Black mobs routinely terrorize cities across the country, but the media and government are silent. Read the detailed account of rampant racial crime in “White Girl Bleed a Lot: The Return of Racial Violence to America and How the Media Ignore It”
    The latest assault happened earlier this month. An unknown number of black people sent a 53-year-old man to the hospital after robbing him and beating him with a big stick. Other than saying the crime took place on the part of the trail about a mile north of Martin Luther King Jr. Parkway, police are not giving out much more information.
    But there is not much to say that police haven’t said more than 40 times since 2011:
    In July a roller blader and a jogger were robbed by a man holding a gun.
    Last August, a group of black people beat a jogger at 7:30 p.m. on the trail. They did not rob him.
    “The simple assaults don’t appear to be motivated by robbery,” the Durham Chief of Police told WRAL-TV. “It appears to be motivated more by mischievousness and the locations where they find individuals who are clearly running by themselves.”
    Police suggest carrying a cell phone and using the trail with others. Yet the “fight the mischievous thugs with a cell phone” strategy does not really work for many residents of Durham.
    Said one user of the WRAL website: “Again, police advocate carrying a cell phone but not a pistol or even a stout club? What is wrong with them? Are they giving up their firearms? What is the cell phone for? Is that so you have something extra to bargain with the criminal for your life? Unreal.”

    Read more at http://www.wnd.com/2013/09/black-mob-violence-destroys-u-s-landmark/#bXikdrtWILAqtgXx.99

  9. Because Lame says:

    The mad tweeting has commenced. >>>>>>>>>

  10. Octopus says:

    http://www.latimes.com/science/la-sci-climate-change-uncertainty-20130923,0,791164.story

    Scientists of “overwhelming consensus” have some ‘splainin’ to do!

    Now they’re blaming the Pacific, for getting all devious with the heat and stuff. Makes sense to me. The Atlantic was always the more straightforward, upfront kind of sea. Looking forward to reading the “science” behind the deceptive heat-practices.

    • livefreeor die says:

      The Pacific actually got mad because the Atlantic was getting all the attention, so it decided to do some sneaky things with heat. What’s worse is that the Arctic Sea got caught in the middle of the spat between the Atlantic and the Pacific and now it won’t even return the climate scientists’ phone calls.

      Hey, this anthropomorphism stuff is fun! What a great way to handle research findings that don’t support your theory!!!

      • Octopus says:

        If you look at the way the world-wide ocean currents interact, you can see that it’s absurd to speak of one ocean behaving in a way that is different from the others. They are all connected. Which means they are all in on this conspiracy to hide the heat.

        I suspect there’s a lot of collusion and underseas politics at work, and I’m not ruling out the involvement of whales and dolphins. I think the dolphins are using some of that stolen heat to keep their rape-caves nice and comfy. The aliens who live down in the Abyss are probably basking in it, too.

  11. dwells38 says:

    Chunk cites a poll commissioned by CNBC and reported on by their resident socialist lite and Obama cheerleader Steve Liesman. http://www.cnbc.com/id/101053976#_gus

    They obviously wanted this poll because they didn’t like what Rasmussen has been finding with it’s surveys of likely voters (that also have a larger sample size). Of course it’s framed “Do you want Obamacare defunded if it means a catastrophic shut-down of the government resulting in the implosion of society as we know it, thrusting us back to the stone age and causing old people to have to eat cat food and children will have nothing but sharp knives to play with?”

    In other words it’s a push poll to give them something to report and please their liberal NBC overlords.

    http://www.rasmussenreports.com/public_content/politics/current_events/healthcare/health_care_law

    Health Care Law
    30% Think Obamacare Will Improve U.S. Health Care System
    Monday, September 23, 2013
    As Congress debates the fate of President Obama’s national health care law, just over half of voters continue to believe the law will worsen the U.S. health care system, but they are slightly more optimistic than they’ve been all year.
    Thirty percent (30%) of Likely U.S. Voters now believe the nation’s health care system will get better under the new law, up eight points from 22% a month ago and the most positive assessment to date. A new Rasmussen Reports national telephone survey finds that 51% still think the law will make the health care system worse, but that’s the lowest level of pessimism since February. Eleven percent (11%) expect things to remain about the same. (To see survey question wording, click here.)
    The survey of 1,000 Likely Voters was conducted on September 20-21, 2013 by Rasmussen Reports. The margin of sampling error is +/- 3 percentage points with a 95% level of confidence. Field work for all Rasmussen Reports surveys is conducted by Pulse Opinion Research, LLC. See methodology.

    • dwells38 says:

      I hosed that up a little. The second Rasmussen link is how likely voters really feel about Obamacare. Just over half believe it will WORSEN the US health care system. So why would most Americans want it funded?

    • Arachne says:

      The problem with polls like this by Liesman (perfectly named – no wonder Tweety Turd follows him) is that the results do NOT reflect the national mood on the topic. Then when the reality sets in they immediately point fingers and shout that the reality is the result of bullying and misinformation. When it was nothing of the kind.

      Oh, everyone loves Obamacare. No. 70% of the country want it gone.
      Oh, Obamacare is good for the economy. 75% of new jobs are part time, and many full time workers are finding their hours reduced.
      Oh, Obamacare will drive the cost of care down. Really? You mean you did away with all the slip and fall malpractice lawyers? Because they’re the assholes who drove up healthcare costs in the FIRST place.

  12. Octopus says:

    This is funny, because the ignoramus doesn’t realize he’s promoting a Greek Orthodox Christian sect so strictly sexist, that there are no women allowed at any time in the monastery. Not only that…there are no female animals allowed on the grounds! Except for a few female cats, which are needed to control the rat population.

    I’m allowed to divulge this info because I converted to Greek Orthodoxy when I was getting married, in order to please my wife’s family. I’m of the opinion that this ban on females is cheating, in terms of the monks achieving celibacy. You should be tempted daily, to really prove your fidelity to your religious vows. Just as a married man in society must be subject to the painted-up, scented, flesh-flashing blandishments of today’s brazen females. 😉

  13. Because Lame says:

    ICYMI

  14. Octopus says:

    Because Lame :
    Yes. They should be made to watch Fox News.

    Exactly. And no cheating, by switching over to Madcow to help “knock it down.”

  15. Octopus says:

    http://www.jammiewf.com/2013/hillary-to-huma-its-weiner-or-me/

    “It’s Weiner or me.” Oh, the penis penis penis lol! 😆

  16. Arachne says:

    http://weaselzippers.us/2013/09/23/death-toll-in-church-bombing-in-pakistan-now-81/#disqus_thread

    But it’s those CHRISTIANS that are the problem, right Tweety Turd? Because the majority of the people at the Church at the time were poor who were there to get free food.

  17. Doppel B. DeMilyo says:

    The best thing is next week when the psych grad student posing decides he’s changing sides and posts a bunch of links to stormfront.

    Watch how fast hoosierhoops and krager go full nazi

  18. Pakimon says:

    Found out what happened to Ms. Sssssss!

    Looks like Obdicut has got her and is pimping her out. 😆

    http://tinyurl.com/m3lkanl

  19. Octopus says:

    Sorry, Chunky…it appears the Muslims really are the problem, when it comes to terror across the world. The terrorist-demo cuts across national, social and economic lines — belief in fundamentalist Islam is the only constant. I invite you to suck on these facts for awhile.

    http://wikiislam.net/wiki/Muslim_Statistics_-_Terrorism

  20. Al-Cheezeera says:

    HA! And this just in, a poll of LGF commenters finds that LGF is 100% correct on every issue, including the NSA, Vladimir Putin, Greensnow, Ron Paul, Julian Assange, Barrett Brown, Rand Paul, Paaaaaaam!, Jim Hoft, R. S. McCain, and every other demon inside Chunky’s head.

    • Arachne says:

      Oh, Tweety Turd, you mean like Eric Holder’s Justice Department finding they were blameless on Fast and Furious? Or Obama’s State Department saying Benghazi was handled correctly? I wonder if it will ever occur to this moron that no one is living for his approval, save for 12 looneytoons on his website?

      • dwells38 says:

        And Lois Lerner did such a great job they retired her today with full penision, no doubt (mispell intended heh)

  21. rightymouse says:

    Hmmmmmmmmmmmmm…..Pechauri of the IPCC is stepping down.

    http://www.foxnews.com/science/2013/09/23/uns-top-climate-guy-to-step-down/

  22. rightymouse says:

    Yeah. You keep lying to yourself Mr. Spazz-man. 😆

  23. ISTE says:

    P.S. that graph is crap. Three nearly straight lines.

    A proper graph has a certain “swoosh” feeling about it, like a rocket plane taking off and zooming into space!

    LGF graphs used to mimic the trajectory of a very small meteor. What happened?

  24. stabby says:

    Alexa works through polling spyware that I’m sure NO ONE has installed anymore.

    We have antivirus programs for that.