Introducing the CHUCKMEME


Some snarky wag downstairs suggested that we ought to create a ChuckMeme to play with, as if there are not enough toys scattered around already. Fortunately we found one that may provide some entertainment and is both reusable and recyclable. Here’s the blank slate:


All you need to do is cap the template, add captions and tweet it to the world. You can do it with a free meme generator like, or just cut-n-paste it into MSPaint and add your own cleverosities. Send in your best, or better yet, just Tweet ’em.

186 Comments on “Introducing the CHUCKMEME”

  1. Al-Cheezeera says:

    Yay! Thanks, Briareus!

  2. Voltaire's Crack says:

  3. Voltaire's Crack says:

  4. Voltaire's Crack says:

  5. Voltaire's Crack says:

    This is fun.

  6. trebob says:

    Need a hash tag!

  7. Voltaire's Crack says:

    • Doppel milyo says:

      they aren’t dirty in the show your dick sort of dirty

      they’re dirty in the haven’t taken a shower since Obama’s first term sort of dirty

      • Bunk X says:

        They’re dirty as in a medium sized bulge in grey boxers in a locker room taken by someone else without one’s knowledge.

  8. trebob says:

    Bunk X :
    Pro tip: Change the font to “Impact” to make it more fishull.

    Roger that

  9. Minnow says:

    I can’t even.

    Okay, now I can….


  10. Doppel milyo says: via @imgur— Chuckles The Clown (@lozerdoid) September 9, 2013

  11. OLT's Guilty Pleasures says:

  12. trebob says:

    I had to use Photoshop to make the outline. Couldn’t figure it out on the site.

  13. Because This is bizarre says:

    • PeteP says:

      I wonder how well Chuck’s ex-wife knew Fatso. when she decided to marry him.

      • Abu Bears! says:

        Glad to see you invoking the former Ms. C.F. Johnson. Each time I mention their “relationship” there are crickets around here. I admit it’s below the belt but who deserves a punch in the nuts more than Charles the Ban Man? We should get her to post all the awful marital details here, since Charles never reads here.

      • Bunk X says:

        The BRC looked into it long ago, decided to keep it quiet for ethical reasons. Her maiden name was Mossberg.

    • Arachne says:

      Yeah, because Fatass McButtpimple NEVER sees himself as selfish or invincible, does he? Except when he’s got Barney the Ban and Block stick in his pudgy fingers.

    • Bunk X says:

      Zimmerman’s wife has big hands an knobby knees. Just sayin’.

  14. Voltaire's Crack says:

    Figured I’d try try the ignorance meets irony angle.

  15. OLT's Guilty Pleasures says:

  16. Doppel milyo says:

    If the pants don’t fit
    They’re full of shit


  17. Because It's a Big Oil Conspiracy says:

  18. Because says:




  19. swamprat says:

    RT @CuriousLurker: @Green_Footballs I wonder how these “journalists” reconcile their activism w/professional ethics? SPJ Code of Ethics: ht… 27 minutes ago

  20. swamprat says:

    RT @joshuafoust: Honestly, this is how you execute a coordinated IO campaign: omissive lies, friendly media, and convenient international c… 24 minutes ago

  21. swamprat says:

    Barret Brown was banned for anti-semitism before charles approved of anti semitism; He’d be ok now.

    • Bunk X says:

      Barrett was not banned. Charles loved BB because Charles wanted to dox some people, and BB had the means to do it via his connections with Anonymous. BB walked away after Killgore accused him of being paid by Russians or Chinese or something.

      Then BB showed up here. He was okay, snarky and obnoxious, but then he tried a recruiting campaign that pissed some of us off. He wasn’t banned from DoD either.

      • swamprat says:

        Ok, I remember now.

        Don’t know which is funnier; Killgore thinking Barrett Brown was a secret agent, or Brown giving that dubious assertion enough gas to get offended.

      • Bunk X says:

        Charles knew nothing of Barret Brown until Diary of Daedalus spotted him and did a write up. All Charles knew was that BB wrote for Vanity Fair and had some inside poop on how to dox people. Killgore’s unexpected bizarre attack came flying out of nowhere and Chuck got all squirmy and shit.

      • stabby says:

        Everyone is banned eventually.

        I now realize that I didn’t “forget” my original login, it was just deleted in the mass bannings.

        And the always closed registration means that the whole world is pre-banned, which seems appropriate.

      • Abu's Sockpuppet. Oh, wait... says:

        So Charles quoted DoD without attribution? What a fuck-stick! That meant he WAS reading here, and that is a bannable offense. CFJohnson sucks, and takes it in the wherever. So I’ve heard.

  22. Octopus says:

    The Chuckmeme is a beautiful thing. I’m in Minnesota! 🙂

  23. Bunk X says:

  24. Octopus says:

    Second try: ha-JOO-ji-rapey

  25. poteen2 says:

    71 Charles Johnson Sun, Sep 8, 2013 8:10:13pm


    Just when I thought I was out… they pull me back in!

    Don’t worry Charlie, they lied. You were never in.

  26. Octopus says:

    It’s because they have cameras and security all over, at the mental hospital.

  27. Bunk X says:

    The right despises him, the left doesn’t trust him for the same reason, and now he’s pissed off the anarchists.

  28. Bunk X says:

    The topic doesn’t matter, but the mockery does.

    37 Laertes Sun, Sep 8, 2013 11:59:59am
    re: #32 Charles Johnson

    Nice to know you agree it was a cheap set-up, then. But keep screaming about it anyway, that’s helpful.

    Ladies and Gentlemen, we have the Johnson Rule: Senators are not permitted to ask difficult questions.

  29. Al-Cheezeera says:

    Barrett, get out of prison – Chunky needs to talk to you in order to see if you’re as credible as he is.

    Oh, and Chunky, the left-wing bloggers called, and they said if you apologize to them for all the fucked up shit you did, they might think you’re sincere about your “why I left the right”.

    • trebob says:

      As if, with all the stuff going on his life right now, BB gives two shits what Charles Johnson thinks of him.

    • Al-Cheezeera says:

      Oh definitely. Chunky’s approval is very valuable currency on the net, LOL. Just like all 11 commenters on LGF can hold their heads high and be confident to say that they are good friends with a political celebrity.

  30. dwells38 says:

    Because :Barrett…

    Free advice for anyone in contact with Barrett Brown: if he gets angry with you he won’t hesitate to reveal your private emails.— Charles Johnson (@Green_Footballs) September 09, 2013


    And as a junkie, Barrett Brown tends to get angry at unpredictable times.— Charles Johnson (@Green_Footballs) September 09, 2013


    Barrett Brown is a self-admitted heroin addict. Maybe you should consider that before donating money to him.— Charles Johnson (@Green_Footballs) September 09, 2013

    Hmmm. I’m not seeing much difference between Chunk and BB here. Unpredictable anger, uses private info publicly after falling out. Except BB has heroin as an excuse.

    Free advice for anyone dealing with Chunky: he won’t fail to kick a person when they’re down and out, in jail and facing a lengthy federal prison term over a petty internet dispute.

    • Arachne says:

      What Dipshit McDumbass fails to grasp is that he has done equally despicable things to people who piss his pea-brain off.

  31. dwells38 says:

    I always like to continue to rub the climate change warming crap in Chunk’s face because he was particularly dickish to me about it before I took a dump in his front room and left LGF without looking back. It’s yet another example of how he changes 180 degrees, had been vicious and dismissive and vitriolic in his former position, and then in his new position is equally so towards those who didn’t change with him.

    As we all know, NASA satellite photos like this have the AGW proponent’s panties in a wad.

    Here’s a comical piece by James Delingpole of the Telegraph commenting on how one climate “expert” chicken little is splaining away such uncooperative facts:

    I’m sure Chunk will gladly jump on this bandwagon to slander the source rather than admit they jacked up CO2 sensitivity in the climate models to exaggerate human influence.

    • Because says:

      “Still, at least we have the consolation of mockery.”

      Delingpole would fit right in here. But he’d ask “Charles who?”.

  32. Doppel B. DeMilyo says:

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  35. trebob says:

    OLT’s Very Clean Shotgun :
    Yes. No Charles Johnson for females under 18 years of age.


  36. trebob says:

    Holy cow! Twinkledouche! Where has that been all my life? Stealing that!

    • OLT's What GRYKING Needs Is A 40YO Yemeni Husband says:

      They’re arguing over a White Hispanic. No way that GRYKING douche twinkles. Read the timeline, it’s incredibly hilarious and sad.

  37. OLT's What The MidEast Needs Is Some Good Hurricanes says:

    Global Warmening is so settled that ALL evidence, pro- or con-, is actually pro.

    And if you don’t understand that, you’re a racist denier that hates science and wants to kill babies. Wait, it’s OK to kill babies. But only with a vacuum cleaner in a nice clean operating room. Wait, it doesn’t really need to be clean, because that’s discrimination against poor people. Wait, we didn’t mean “poor people” because you racists will interpret that to mean black people. So there, you horrible bunch of teabagging loser racist Gaia-haters. I hope you die and burn in Hell for killing people and believing in your violent science-denying religion. Well, except for Islam, which isn’t really violent, plus Hell doesn’t really exist and your God is fictional but wow am I offended by it. Except for Islam’s god because that’s their culture and how dare you be offended by it.

  38. trebob says:

    How do you spell awesome? Guinness! (that’s for the ad, not just the beer)

  39. trebob says:

    OLT’s A-HA!!!! :
    Only a racist would ask that question.

    I can run, but I can’t hide.

  40. stabby says:

    Well deserved meme mocking is well deserved.

    On the other hand I expect sullen silence from 30 million right wing white guys now that it’s proved that George Zimmerman is a thug.

    Who could have guessed?

      • stabby says:

        So bitter!

        I’m sorry for hurting your feelings. You’re so downtrodden!

        I apologize for being a race traitor! Sob, what can I do to make it up to the real victims, you!

    • Arachne says:

      Uh no. Wife is now changing her story.

      “Shellie Zimmerman, who has filed for divorce, initially told a 911 dispatcher that her husband had his hand on his gun as he sat in his car outside the home she was at with her father. She said she was scared because she wasn’t sure what Zimmerman was capable of doing. Hours later she changed her story and said she never saw a firearm, said Lake Mary Police Chief Steve Bracknell.”

      Divorce is an ugly business and people lie like hell. And you can say anything you want to the 9-1-1 operator. I’ve seen it happen a couple times myself. Maybe the little perjurer thought better of filing a false police report.

      • stabby says:

        Let me know when she rescinds the “punched my father in the nose” part.

        Maybe the little perjurer thought better of filing a false police report.

        Or maybe she’s afraid of what he’ll do now or after he gets out of prison if she presses charges. Who knows?

        Or maybe she and her father were casing houses to rob them? It’s all a muddle.

    • Al-Cheezeera says:

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      On right George guys wing is proved hand have Zimme gueserved.
      Who could I expect silence mocking white othug.
      Who could the othug.
      Who could the Zimmemer hat sull desserved I expect white from 30 mocking white from 30 mocking is well deserved? Wellence mocking it’s a the mocking wing wing is a than is a than right sillion suld

      • stabby says:

        You’re the homeless guy that used to post on Jim Treacher’s blog right?

        I tried to look it up but I guess he’s too big to have a blog called “Mother may I sleep with Treacher” anymore.

      • Because Ow says:

        Somebody got into a bottle of scrambulator…

      • Grinning Cat says:

        For a minute I thought this was Mr. De Bohun posting some poetry in old English. 🙂

      • Grinning Cat says:

        Reminds me of this:

        “Whan that Aprill with his shoures soote
        The droghte of March hath perced to the roote,
        And bathed every veyne in swich licour
        Of which vertu engendred is the flour”
        –Canterbury Tales

    • Abu bin Squid says:

      Fuck off. Have you been keeping up with the Story, er, lies?

  41. Grinning Cat says:

    (Since Stabby brought it up) This made me laugh pretty loud. I wouldn’t normally laugh at something like this, but Shellie Z has changed her story and is not pressing charges for the supposed crimes, which seems really strange. Sorry, but if someone damaged my property and punched my dad in the face, I’d be photographing, video recording, giving statements, and pressing every frakking charge in the book.

    So, fast forward to about 4:35 and we hear:

    *gasping sound*
    There’s a woman in there!!!
    OH MY GOD!!!
    (Thanks for letting us know what this is really all about, Shellie! And George, you really should wait till after the divorce is final.)

    Oh, and thanks for all the hilarious Chuckmemes, everyone!

  42. Because Chilling, indeed says:

  43. Abu Charles Sucks - penis penis penis lol says:

    trebob :Oh! and it makes me want a pint too.

    Your pint is on me! Thanks for the video.

  44. OLT's PS - It's "White Hispanic" You Racist Twit says:

    stabby :
    Well deserved meme mocking is well deserved.
    On the other hand I expect sullen silence from 30 million right wing white guys now that it’s proved that George Zimmerman is a thug.
    Who could have guessed?

    Why would I give a shit what you expect, Stabby?

    Why is everyone defined by their supposed “race”, Stabby?

    Lastly, what cosmic error convinced you that your misconceptions and prejudices are based in any way on reality?

    • Pakimon says:

      stubby is just pining for attention because he’s all butthurt about daddy yelling at him for jerking off to hentai porn in the basement again.


  45. For Grinning Cat:

    A Lamentable Ballad Of The Lady’s Fall. To The Tune Of In Pescod Time

    Marke well my heavy, dolefull tale,
    You loyall lovers all,
    And heedfully beare in your brest
    A gallant ladyes fall.
    Long was she wooed, ere shee was wonne
    To lead a wedded life,
    But folly wrought her overthrowe
    Before shee was a wife.

    Too soone, alas! shee gave consent
    And yeelded to his will,
    Though he protested to be true
    And faithfull to her still.
    Shee felt her body altered quite,
    Her bright hue waxed pale,
    Her lovelye cheeks chang’d color white,
    Her strength began to fayle.

    Soe that with many a sorrowful sigh,
    This beauteous ladye milde,
    With greeved hart, perceived herselfe
    To have conceived with childe.
    Shee kept it from her parents sight
    As close as close might bee,
    And soe put on her silken gowne
    None might her swelling see.

    Unto her lover secretly
    Her greefe she did bewray,
    And, walking with him hand in hand,
    These words to him did say:
    ‘Behold,’ quoth shee, a maids distresse
    By love brought to thy bowe;
    Behold I goe with childe by thee,
    Tho none thereof doth knowe.

    ‘The litle babe springs in my wombe
    To heare its fathers voyce,
    Lett it not be a bastard called,
    Sith I made thee my choyce.
    Come, come, my love, perform thy vowe,
    And wed me out of hand;
    O leave me not in this extreme
    Of griefe, alas! to stand.

    ‘Think on thy former promises,
    Thy oathes and vowes eche one;
    Remember with what bitter teares
    To mee thou madest thy moane.
    Convay me to some secrett place
    And marry me with speede;
    Or with thy rapyer end my life,
    Ere further shame proceede.’

    ‘Alacke! my beauteous love,’ quoth hee,
    ‘My joye and only dear,
    Which way can I convay thee hence,
    When dangers are so near?
    Thy friends are all of hye degree,
    And I of meane estate;
    Full hard it is to gett thee forthe
    Out of thy fathers gate.’

    ‘Dread not thy life to save my fame,
    For, if thou taken bee,
    My selfe will step betweene the swords,
    And take the harme on mee:
    Soe shall I scape dishonor quite,
    And if I should be slaine,
    What could they say but that true love
    Had wrought a ladyes bane.

    ‘But feare not any further harme;
    My selfe will soe devise
    That I will ryde away with thee
    Unknowen of mortall eyes;
    Disguised like some pretty page
    Ile meet thee in the darke,
    And all alone Ile come to thee
    Hard by my fathers parke.’

    ‘And there,’ quoth hee, ‘Ile meete my deare,
    If God soe lend me life,
    On this day month without all fayle
    I will make thee my wife.’
    Then with a sweet and loving kisse
    They parted presentlye,
    And att their partinge brinish teares
    Stoode in eche others eye.

    Att length the wished day was come
    On which this beauteous mayd,
    With longing eyes and strange attire,
    For her true lover stayd.
    When any person shee espyed
    Come ryding ore the plaine,
    She hop’d it was her owne true love;
    But all her hopes were vaine.

    Then did shee weepe and sore bewayle
    Her most unhappy fate;
    Then did shee speake these woefull words,
    As succourless she sate;
    ‘O false, forsworne, and faithlesse man,
    Disloyall in thy love,
    Hast thou forgott thy promise past
    And wilt thou perjured prove?

    ‘And hast thou now forsaken mee
    In this my great distresse,
    To end my dayes in open shame,
    Which thou mightst well redresse?
    Woe worth the time I eer believ’d
    That flattering tongue of thine;
    Wold God that I had never seene
    The teares of thy false eyne.’

    And thus with many a sorrowful sigh
    Homewarde shee went againe;
    Noe rest came in her waterye eyes,
    Shee felt such privye paine.
    In travail strong shee felt that night,
    With many a bitter throwe;
    What woefull paines shee then did feel
    Doth eche good woman knowe.

    Shee called up her waiting mayd
    That lay at her bedds feete,
    Who, musing at her mistress woe,
    Began full fast to weepe.
    ‘Weepe not,’ said shee, ‘but shutt the dores
    And windowes round about,
    Let none bewray my wretched state,
    But keepe all persons out.’
    ‘O mistress, call your mother deare,
    Of women you have neede,
    And of some skilfull midwifes helpe
    That better may you speed.’
    ‘Call not my mother for thy life,
    Nor fetch no woman here;
    The midwifes helpe comes all too late,
    My death I doe not feare.’

    With that the babe sprang from her wombe
    No creature being nye,
    And with one sighe, which brake her hart,
    This gentle dame did dye.
    The lovely litle infant younge,
    The mother being dead,
    Resigned its new received breath
    To him that had it made.

    Next morning came her own true love,
    Affrighted at the newes,
    And he for sorrow slew himselfe,
    Whom eche one did accuse.
    The mother with her new borne babe
    Were laide both in one grave;
    Their parents overworne with woe,
    No joy thenceforth cold have.

    Take heed,you dayntye damsells all,
    Of flattering words beware,
    And to the honour of your name
    Have an especial care.
    Too true, alas! this story is,
    As many one can tell;
    By others harmes learne to be wise,
    And you shall do full well.

    Anonymous Olde English

    I’m sure that certain malcontents will scream “Racist!”. I’m also sure that Fairylooper/Octopussy will be along to tell you that I am the son of Satan because I don’t believe in the mythology of certain foul folks in the not so civil rights movement.