That is not a Confederate Hat Charles

There was a Tea Party rally to protest the IRS today. As usual Charles claimed that Nazis and Neo-Confederates were there. He even claims that one of the speakers had a Confederate Hat.

Not a Confederate


A few of Charles Johnson’s minions even called BS that this was a Confederate Hat.

Not a Confederate 2 Not a Confederate 3

Charles as always doubles down and claims it’s a Confederate hat because it is Grey!

Not a Confederate 4

It is then pointed out to Charles that the hat is an US Army Air Cavalry Hat and the speaker is a Veteran.

Not a Confederate 5

 After being proven wrong, Charles then backs off his claim that it is a Confederate hat.

Not a Confederate 6


Charles Johnson sees Nazis and Neo-Confederates everywhere. From the Tennessee state flag to an Air Cav hat, Charles Johnson’s paranoia makes him see Nazis or Confederate symbols that are not there. Clearl;y this man has some mental issues.

Question for DOD readers; does Charles really believe that Nazis and Neo-Confederates are a force in American politics?

119 Comments on “That is not a Confederate Hat Charles”

  1. trebob says:

    does Charles really believe that Nazis and Neo-Confederates are a force in American politics?

    Only at LGF and in the DNC.

  2. livefreeor die says:

    Seems to me that Chunkles owes this man an apology-he would demand one if someone accused him on-line of wearing a Confederate hat.

    Not that I’m expecting Chunkles will apologize but it’s always worth pointing out what a low-grade schmuck he is.

  3. Robert says:

    LOL! Charles says “there’s some reasonable doubt”. What a clown.

  4. Octopus says:

    Stupid Fatass strikes out again! 😆

    Both the Union and the Confederate hats had crossed-rifles on the front. It’s a military tradition that has persisted to this day, for some services. Naturally, Chunky sees a Southern Confederate Racist Conspiracy at work, when everyday Americans who are concerned about the way the IRS is used to harass and deny rights to political opponents of UM, dare to speak out.

    Do I hear Johnny Reb a whoopin’? Or is it just the world laughing at Stupid Porky Icarus, again?

    • Robert says:

      Well, Charles may have been wrong but he was still accurate. I mean, Charles knows that guy would’ve preferred it if it had been a Confederate hat. Don’t you know that the only reason Charles mistook that hat for a Confederate one was because the speaker wanted people to think it was a Confederate hat.

  5. mrpaulrevere says:

    And just how is today different from any other day Gus? : 79 Gus Wed, Jun 19, 2013 11:17:09am 4

    I don’t feel like working today.

    • Octopus says:

      Yeah, I can see now those are swords, not rifles. Were my glasses dirty, earlier? Oh, well. A Nazi Confederate is still a Nazi Confederate.

  6. WTFHappenedtoLGF says:

    We desperately need a picture of a Restaurantboad brand laptop displaying a screen cap of an air cavalry Confederate major flying a Tennessee Nazi flag.

  7. rightymouse says:

    “Question for DOD readers; does Charles really believe that Nazis and Neo-Confederates are a force in American politics?”
    Yep. He’s that delusional & paranoid.

  8. mrpaulrevere says:

    by the way I hope someone tweets this post to RS McCain, he’ll get a kick out of it.

  9. JimboXL says:

    Good thing he didn’t have the Tennessee flag behind him. Possible Confederate and Nazi cooperation, LGF may have started collectively hyperventilating.

  10. Because Vlaams Belang says:

    I know what it is. It’s the symbol of the dreaded Belgian-Serbian Fascist-Libertarian Axis!!!

  11. Pakimon says:

    Chunky has swatted another bee hive with his stupidity and is wildly flailing his flabby arms around…again. 😆

    • Daedalus says:

      Charles Johnson’s headline implies the Tea Party supports the Nazis.

    • mrpaulrevere says:

      I just checked her twitter feed and she’s a hardcore moonbat which can only mean she thinks he’s damaging the cause with such foolish rhetoric. Heh.

      • Because They're Watching says:

        Like … would you want Chuck Johnson defining your ‘brand’?

      • Pakimon says:

        I think the word is really getting around on the left side of the “Twitterverse” that “@greenfootballs” is a hyperventilating assclown starved for attention.

        Any attention.

        And he’ll tweet anything, no matter how hare brained, misleading, half-assed and ridiculous it is to get it.

    • Pakimon says:

      Noticed that Chunky has fallen silent on Twitter since he got smacked down for his misleading bloviations.

      He’s usually vomiting out inane tweets every two minutes this time of day.

  12. Pakimon says:

    It’s going to be hilarious next year if things keep going the way they are.

    The Unicorn Messiah’ job approval and his personal favorability ratings are dropping like anvils tossed off a cliff yet Chunky is oblivious.

    The rate of mental deterioration exhibited by The Chunkster is increasing with each passing day.

    By November 2014, (especially if Choomster’s numbers tank to George W. Bush levels or worse) The Chunky meltdown will be one for the ages. 😆

  13. Pakimon says:

    Chunky will take credit for the dwindling crowd by claiming he was offering free bags of Cheetos at The Lincoln Memorial to lure people away and thart the “evil teabaggers”.

    Yeah right. Who’d believe that Chunky would give away Cheetos? 😆

    • Pakimon says:

      *Yes, I meant “thart”.

      It’s a sooper-sekret method of dealing with Tea Party people known only to those who have been schooled in The Way of The Jazzy Ponytail™ 😉

      • dwells38 says:

        I got the message Red Squirrel. Deploying at 24:00. Code word is magic ponytail, repeat magic ponytail. Over and out.

    • doppel milyo says:

      just like your blog.

      although your blog has reached a critical small mass. it’s getting harder to shrink since it’s so small

      kind of like your dick

  14. Speranza says:

    Charles is historically illiterate and also fat.

  15. lgfweblog says:

    I wish someone with talent would whip up a carton of some confederate type neonazi hat wearing sould surfing the web on a menu board while viewing a twitter pic of Johnsons’ Johnson…There can be a Tennassee (as it TN?) flag in the background .Sort of bring all the his goofs into one all encompassing cartoon to mock him…

  16. O. Nose! says:

    It’s an Odin Cross!!!
    And “Morlen” sounds like a Flemish name to me.
    You do the math.

  17. Octopus says:

    I found another Nazi Confederate at the Tea Party protest:

  18. Pakimon says:

    Wow. The Chunkster’s massive stinging butthurt must’ve flared up again.

    He hasn’t tweeted anything in over an hour.

    He must’ve taken timeout so franksinclair could tenderly bathe and kiss his giant buttocks and apply yet another soothing Cheetos dust poultice… 😆

  19. Octopus says:

    Chunky had to waddle off to a different protest:

  20. ISpeakJive says:

    I just think guys in uniform get Chunky all flustered.

  21. Octopus says:

    Chunky’s Nazi Confederate Baby goes off to the Donkey Show:

    Look at this incriminating hat:

    A note on the photo said, much to Chunky’s consternation: “Those crossed rifles are the insignia of the Infantry Branch of the United States Army. The ’42’ above the rifles likely refers to the 42nd Infantry Regiment, which was constituted in 1917.”

  22. Guy’s twitter handle is @jawdr. I sent him a tweet about the hat, but his acct is protected and he doesn’t appear to be a regular twitterer.

  23. Because C'mon, Guys says:

  24. Achilles says:

    Ruh roh, looks like Daily Kos joined the “fight” over at – let’s see how fast Charles changes his colors on the NSA bird-dogging people.

  25. Pakimon says:

    If Chunky’s retweet is correct, James Gandolfini, best known for his Tony Soprano character at age 51.

    Given The Chunkster’s track record of accuracy, there may be hope for Tony yet….

    • Pakimon says:

      * just died in Italy at age 51


    • Pakimon says:

      Drudge just posted it as well and I’ll believe Drudge before I’l Believe a retweet from a fat ponytailed hack.

      Too bad Gandolfini is gone, I always liked the Tony Soprano character.

  26. Yes, Gandolfini died of a massive heart attack. R.I.P., Sir. Prayers for you and your family.

    • Pakimon says:

      I like to think this is what we denizens of the DoD do to Chunky pretty much every day. 😆

    • Octopus says:

      Very sorry to hear that he’s gone so young. One of my favorite characters of all time…a lot of people’s, I guess.

      One thing though, if you’re going to go, a quick massive heart-attack isn’t all bad.

  27. Hmmm. Let’s see. According to Chucky, it’s baaaad to compare the government — y’no, the guys with the police, army, and prisons — to the Nazis. Okay.

    But then he thinks it’s wholesome and insightful to compare one half of the US populace — y’no, the half that would like smaller, less intrusive government — to Nazis.
    😆 😆 😆

  28. Because Da, Comrade says:

    • Octopus says:

      The Chinese, the Russkies…everyone wants in on the mysterious realm of Little Green Footballs. Well, it’s just bots. No humans want to join, or pay any attention whatsoever. 😦

      • Because penis penis penis lol says:

        It should have been a clue that lol_sinep_sinep_sinep tried to drop a comment into his SQL selling penis enlargement pills.

    • livefreeor die says:

      Yes, Fat-@$$, I bet Putin himself tried to hack into your web server because what you do is sooooooooo freaking important. The only thing standing between the world and a complete meltdown of civilization is you.


    • swamprat says:

      But the NSA knows you have the welcome mat out.

    • doppel milyo says:

      stop visiting Russian kiddy porn sites and giving your credit card

      problem solved

      • Because penis penis penis lol says:

        stop visiting Russian kiddy porn sites and giving other peoples’ Paypal accounts

    • dwells38 says:

      Ya mean due to your own sloppy security habits.

    • dwells38 says:

      What they want free cookbooks?

    • snowcrash says:

      Is he sure it wasn’t Flemish Nazi’s? They are the worst.

  29. LGFisputrid says:

    He’s an asshat that fact fuck.

  30. Octopus says:

    Presented without comment…

    • Pakimon says:

      I’ll comment:

      And there it is…Miley Cyrus is destined to go the Britney Spears route by getting herself impregnated by some effeminate pop bubblegum boy band doofus, squeeze out the kid, gain 50 lbs, get dumped by the effeminate boy band doofus and go on a psychotic rampage that will be covered breathlessly by the all the tabloids.

      Place your bets… 😆

      • Octopus says:

        I’m hoping for better, for Miley. I see a lot of bad signs, though. Drugs appear to be part of her new milyo. Drugs are bad, ummkay? 😯

    • dwells38 says:

      I got several things from that video. P Namely butt, tongue, teeth, dancing bears, more butt, more tongue, talking head dude, rinse, repeat ad absurdum.

      • dwells38 says:

        I’m on phone at a b&b 2nite so u may see some weird shit from me 2nite. Oh wait that’s no different from me any nite. Lol!

      • Octopus says:

        I saw those, and there was some smoke shooting out of a dude’s crotch, too. Symbolism! Oh, and I saw a very fit-looking little girl in there somewhere, which inspired only paternal, platonic feelings of protectiveness. Some big fat butts, too. Twerkin’.

      • livefreeor die says:

        But did you see the video about the fetus fapping?

      • Octopus says:

        Fetuses fapping to Miley Cyrus’s new video, is a great theme for her next video, entitled, “We Have To Stop, ‘Cuz We Tired Now.”

    • ISpeakJive says:

      I hope she grows out of it, I really do. She scares me.

      • Octopus says:

        One thing we’ve learned from watching past examples of youthful uber-wealth, is that these people tend to surround themselves with a lot of people who depend on them for their livelihoods, and therefore aren’t in a position to say no, or even boo to them. Throw in a budding drug habit, some career and romantic turbulence, and things can go to hell in a hurry.

        I still think she’s going to be okay, though. She seems to be a very strong, driven individual. More Madonna than Spears, for sure.

    • snowcrash says:

      Only interesting thing about Miley Cyrus is her incredibly good looking boyfriend. Only thing interesting about her incredibly good looking boyfriend, is his even more incredibly good looking older brother, aka Thor. Yes, I know he is young enough to be my son but those are the connections I make when I see Miley Cyrus.

  31. equinelover says:

    So what if it WAS a confederate hat. It’s a free country. Oh wait….

  32. livefreeor die says:

    Hey, I just realized something:
    Obama gave a speech in Berlin today.
    Hitler gave speeches in Berlin.
    Obama must be a Nazi.

    Wow, this Charles-Johnson magic reasoning approach really works!

    • Because penis penis penis lol says:

      Obama gave a speech today saying Catholic schools should be banned.

      The KKK wanted Catholic schools banned.

      Therefore, Obama belongs to the KKK.

  33. dwells38 says:

    New def of reasonable doubt = wrong as shit accompanied by the old Warner bros braying and kicking jackass cartoon.

  34. Octopus says:

    Chunky, I think I’ve found the answer to your fiscal crisis. You won’t have to keep groveling for attention from snotty libturds, or leave the house, or even shower. I know you don’t like those.

    Read what this Detroit couple did, and then write the erotic novel of all-time, featuring an idealized, much-better-looking version of you, and The One That Got Away (by wriggling out of the ropes, and escaping through the window). Maybe call her “Pam.” Go for it!

  35. doppel milyo says:

    Sorry late to the party, responding to the original topic


    you see tea party. you see patriotic American. ….and you see RACIST

    you fucking asshole. you biased turd. you un-American piece of SHIT.

    First of all, you are 60 years old. How can you live all those years and see that hat and not know it’s Army Air cav?
    I know you know dick about almost everything but shit man, didn’t you see Robert Duvall in apocalypse now? for fuck’s sake man, get your head out of your fat ass

  36. Octopus says:

    Here’s a little cluebat for Chunky, to instruct him in the proper identification of Nazi Confederates.

    • livefreeor die says:

      Those two creeps are sickening. I’m glad Chuck is grasping at straws trying to smear decent people while people who really are Nazis are right out in the open and he says nothing.

      • Octopus says:

        Hitler would be disgusted by this pair of meth-head-looking retards. Look at her hand, with the filthy fingernails and Cheetos-stains. They both need power-washing, and then just euthanize them, ‘cuz there’s no hope.

    • livefreeor die says:

      Maybe Chris Christie could take five minutes off from blowing Democrats to do something about the fact that New Jersey is paying this guy to sit on his behind and do Nazi stuff all day.

  37. doppel milyo says:

    when bombs go off and the stink of islam is all over the blast site, Charles says, let’s not jump to conclusions. even when allahu akhbar is still echoing from the scene, let’s not blame a great religion

    but when a war vet who loves this country wears his cavalry hat, this fat cocksucker says he’s a racist


  38. ISpeakJive says:

    Wow. In a strange cosmic coincidence, I met this cavalry hat wearin’ guy last weekend at a fundraiser. We have a mutual friend. His group, apparently, is one of the Tea Party groups suing the IRS because their application still has not been approved. Small world!

  39. swamprat says:

    RT @zaibatsu: The US just chucked this human trafficking grenade at Russia and China 1 hour ago

    Hey! Aren’t both those countries left wing, socialistic, non-theocratic, non-Dominionist atheist-type paradises?

    Who’dda thought such wonderful folks could do such things?

    Good thing they aren’t Republicans.

    Remember when charles said;

    “If you think the NSA’s bad, just let the GOP impose its regressive social agenda on the US and the NSA will look like child’s play.”

    We certainly want to avoid that!

  40. Octopus says:

    Oh, this is promising, in terms of coming hilarity:

    RT @traciglee: Obama Climate Change Strategy Coming Within Weeks, Adviser Says 21 minutes ago

    • ISpeakJive says:

      Hope and Change meant climate change. Bet ya didn’t know that.

    • Because Milyo says:

      Richard Windsor will rise from the recycle basket. This isn’t going to be funny.

      • ISpeakJive says:

        No, I can’t even imagine what the ratfucker has up his sleeve to make our lives more difficult.

      • snowcrash says:

        ratf*#$%r always cracks me up, shitheel does too. Two underutilized vulgar pejoratives IMO.

    • Because Milyo says:

      I mean dood. Srsly. There’s only one Ludwig, but there a lots and lots of undead little ludwigs. The climate blogs are crawling with them. Just when you drive a silver stake through one heart, 100 come oozing out of a hole in the ground like termites. Did I mention that they like to eat brains? I mean, seriously, they’re frakking UNDEAD! They just forgot how to die. They’re revolting and disguising, and undead. And they keep coming, and coming, and coming, and coming, and coming, and coming, and coming, and coming, and coming, and coming, and coming, and coming, and coming, and coming, and coming, and coming, and coming, and coming, and coming, and they want BRAINS!!!!

  41. Octopus says:

    When your blog’s been online for 12 years, it’s a real hassle to continue to support old-style embedded videos in archived posts. 13 minutes ago

    Is that the excuse you need, to purge all of the old posts? Can you even do that?

    It really is a hassle, you know. Gotta sit there and hold the hands of those embedded videos, most of which are Arab-hating and whatnot. What to do?

    • livefreeor die says:

      Yeah, I bet those videos you labeled with “car swarms” are REALLY hard to support! If you’re not careful, one day they just disappear and no one can say you had them.

    • Because Milyo says:

      Those aren’t videos, they’re cool flash animations and snot.

  42. Bunk X says:

    “Some reasonable doubt.” What a #rumpswab.

  43. kbdabear says:

    I can understand how noted historian Dr Chuckles DeClown gets the hats confused. Ken Burns series was in black and white

  44. PeteP says:

    Another Tennessee flag moment for the Chuckster. Another fail. By now, even his most loyal minions should be able to see that he has no credibility at all in identifying racists and neo- Nazis.