The polls are closed and the votes as tallied by have a healthy margin of error that even Dan Rather would envy. No tracking of individual votes is possible. The polls could have been set up to block by IP address but that creates undesirable side effects – for example, every McDonald’s in Culver City might be inadvertently blocked by a single corpulent wifi vote. With those caveats out of the way, let’s proceed.


The Buzzsaw Award 2012 MF HORN

THE BUZZSAW AWARD is for intrepid and pithy flouncing, and is hereby awarded to right_wing2, aka MF Horn, who quietly kept his LGF account alive through The Great Purge, until resurfacing on 3 November 2012. His flounce survived for 6 hours and garnered a mere 7 downdings before Mr. ThinSkin was alerted and deleted it. It’s preserved in all it’s glory here courtesy of The BRC. Congrats.

The 2012 Irish Rose Award DARK FALCON

THE IRISH ROSE AWARD is awarded to those sycophantic echo-chamber lizards possessing the thickest calluses on their lips. It takes a lot of suckage to earn this one, and it was a close race between Dark Falcon and Gus_802, both well deserving of this ignominious award.

lizard buttkissBefore we proceed with the formal award, we’d like to point out that Destro was in the running. This full-blown piece of anti-American crap got exactly ZERO votes. Anti-semite lizard Curious Lurker was a write in candidate who deserved to be included on the ballot, but she’s got nothing on the two front runners.

Dark Falcon, winner of the 2010 Irish Rose Award, is the mountain lion of this category once again. Dork climbs the LGF ladder rung by rung, gets smacked down, apologizes and repeats, over and over. Dork, you’re the epitome of a sycophantic suck up of the worst kind, and you deserve every last steaming chunk of This Glorious Award. You’ve held onto your crown of awesome, so kudos and congrats go to you, The Electrolux PosterboyDark Falcon.

The Johnson Award

THE JOHNSON AWARD – Really, who gives a Chuck, but before we move on to our final Award, we should mention some awesome that happened in 2012 on Diary of Daedalus.
The Ruse and Fail of Little Green Footballs was requested by the late Andrew Breitbart via direct communications with The BRC in fall of 2011. It resulted in the most extensive and detailed monograph on Charles Johnson & LGF ever posted on the internet to date. Perhaps the best smackdown came last June as a stand-alone report.
Revisiting Rathergate ripped apart Charles’ specious claims that he’d discovered and exposed the Killian Documents Forgery by creating the “throbbing memo” that eventually brought down Dan Rather. (Hint: He didn’t.)

This brings us to the final award of this auspicious occasion. A Most Prestigious Award was created to recognize those sentients from Beyond The Valley of Diary of Daedalus who chose to expose and mock the hypocrisy of Charles Johnson elsewhere in the blogosphere. Without further adieu, we are proud to present THE MILYO.


Awarded To One Most Deserving for the Following Excellent Reasons:

  • He introduced Charles Johnson to Pajamas Media (and Pamela Geller) and explained his stunned amazement at Charles’ penchant for unwarranted backstabbing.
  • He stuck Charles Johnson with the nic “The Magical Jazzy Ponytail.”
  • He beat Charles Johnson in the #TwitterWars of 2011 and got him to whine about being blocked.
  • He exposed Twitter links between Charles Johnson and some nefarious characters, eventually forcing Johnson to delete his own tweets and direct messages, and to abandon his former persona as @Lizardoid.
  • He participated in an interview on Blogmocracy Radio, without pretense and with cordial nonchalance, and referred to Charles Johnson as “fuckface.”
  • He passed away unexpectedly on 1 March 2012, yet Charles Johnson continues to attack him.

THE 2012 MILYO AWARD is hereby bestowed upon the late


First Runner Up Goes to Robert Stacy McCain

Congrats to all who stalked, mocked, monitored, nominated, were nominated and voted for the 2012 LGF Awards. Rock on, y’all.

[Update: Poll results may be viewed here.]

65 Comments on “THE WINNERS & LOSERS OF 2012 – THE LGF AWARDS”

  1. OT- I know it’s been a while since anyone has abused the “tweet counter” feature on those LGF Pages, but this one might be worthy:

    Arabs Gang Up on Hareidi Jews in Jerusalem

    (clicking on the url will up the tweet counter)

  2. Apollodorus V says:

    Still O/T: Funny you should mention that. Charles has just been crowing about getting a retweet that netted him some hits

    18 Charles Johnson Sun, Jan 13, 2013 3:00:27pm

    This post really took off on Twitter after being retweeted by Graham Linehan.

    When a minion pointed out it was up to 1400 tweets, CJ does his best to clarify the misconception:


    24 Charles Johnson Sun, Jan 13, 2013 3:09:00pm

    re: #22 Stanghazi

    I saw 1400 tweets. wow

    Approaching 2000 now.

    Graham Linehan? Irish TV writer, actor, comedian.

  3. Abu Milyo says:

    Chen, shame on you for going off topic with comments #1 & #2. Lol.

    The awards were all well deserved IMHO. But there should be a catagory in which Bunk X would be awarded hardware for his (it’s?) tireless efforts. Boogah, boogah!

  4. buzzsawmonkey says:

    Congratulations to all the winners, but particularly to mf horn! Hadn’t seen that flounce before.

  5. Who is Milyo de Asso? says:

    “Get bent”. lulz

  6. Who is Milyo de Asso? says:


  7. Grinning Cat says:

    Wow, is the “Arabs gang up on Hareidi Jews” post already deleted? Link redirects to the main page

  8. TheRhetorician says:

    For the curious, here’s the post Charles found intolerable enough to delete:

    Arabs Gang Up on Hareidi Jews in Jerusalem

    Middle East • Jan 13, 2013 at 2:33 pm PST • Views: 20

    A disturbing video began circulating on Facebook Saturday evening. It shows a group of about 20 Arabs ganging up on two helpless hareidi-religious Jews, kicking one of them, hurling snowballs in their faces and humiliating them. At one point, one of the Jews falls to the ground, apparently slipping on the ice as he is chased up some steps.

    Rhetorical exercise:
    1. Change “arabs” to “skinheads”.
    2. Optionally, change “jews” to any ethnic/religious group of your choice.
    3. Ask yourself, does Charles still delete the page?

  9. mrpaulrevere says:

    Better luck next year stooge:


    HoosierHoops Sun, Jan 13, 2013 6:33:47pm


    I am deeply disappointed that I didn’t win the stalker’s award. I Campaigned hard but to no avail. Well, There is always next year.

    • garycooper says:

      Well, at least you have that hot new girlfriend to console you, Hoops…oh, wait. Yeah, she’s long gone. Hey, there’s always next year! 🙂

      Congrats to all the winners and losers, and a special shout-out to the Great Man, Mr. Breitbart. We miss you like crazy, Andy.

    • Bunk X says:

      Hoosier, gotta suck harder. Tell Asswhistle we said hi.

  10. Minnow says:

    the lizards, as the dysfunctional group of sociopaths that they truly are, make me ill and ashamed. Hoosier Hoops, Dork Fowlcum, Curious Lurker, Gus, Kalegore….. hooo’ boy what a group of miserable losers.

  11. OLT's You're Not Even Close, Loser says:

    mrpaulrevere :
    Better luck next year stooge:
    HoosierHoops Sun, Jan 13, 2013 6:33:47pm
    I am deeply disappointed that I didn’t win the stalker’s award. I Campaigned hard but to no avail. Well, There is always next year.

    Well, yeah, Hoops, because you suck as a stalker.

    Whereas Stalker Charles said “get your own blog”, so a bunch of us did, and he stalked us over there and WHINED about it while calling US stalkers.

    Now THAT is some stalking. Makes you look like a amateur, doesn’t it?

    • Bunk X says:

      Charles stalked LGF2.0 to The Blogmocracy to Diary of Daedalus. He doesn’t acknowledge it, yet he openly stalks a dead man and others in his scramble to be relevant in social media circles. When will Chuck’s entries in Wikipedia be corrected and updated? Where is Oliver Willis, now that we need him?

  12. garycooper says:

    “Teh Commodore” has an embarrassingly-wrong piece in the pages, about the torture debate concerning the movie, “Zero Dark Thirty.” Yes, torture works, you moron…especially the kind of psychological torture/reward system we used with the Al Qaeda terrorists. The info about the courier led right to the door of Osama’s hideout, and the courier was actually killed the same night as his master. So, stop babbling incoherently, Commodore Of Crap.

    I watched the movie tonight with my wife, who usually refuses to watch anything that includes torture of any kind. Shockingly, she was okay with the “light torture” used on the detainees. I must say, the film seemed very true to the other reports I’ve read about the interrogation process used, including the book written by the man who was in charge of the whole thing (Rodriguez).

    It’s a good movie, but there are a few silly slaps taken at the usual “Bad Guys” in Bush’s administration, a couple of dumb quips about WMD’s, but all in all, it’s a respectful look at a very complex and difficult task, finally rewarded with success after a decade of stumbles and setbacks. The assault on Osama’s compound is handled excellently, just as it went down, according to the SEALS who were there.

    • Who is Milyo de Asso? says:

      That was Chuck’s big mistake. If he’d written Mouse-Ka-Mania for teh Commodore instead of teh Atari, he’d be rich and famous now.

      • garycooper says:

        That was a biggie, but let’s be honest: “Chuck’s Big Mistake” would have to be a long-running series, if it was a tv show starring John Goodman with a ponytail. It would feature Chunky’s major fuck-ups over the years, with a couple of episodes devoted to each. Elizabeth Hurley or Jennifer Beals could play the role of Pam, the coy seductress who is horrified that Chunky still stalks her every move.

      • Who is Milyo de Asso? says:

        Actually, dig John Bellucci up, and give him a pony tail. This blogwar ain’t over till I say it’s over! Milyo! Milyo! Milyo! Milyo!

      • garycooper says:

        A Very Special Episode: Chunky is frightened by a mean email, and decides to buy Mr. Mossberg. A lesson in internet bullying, responsible gun ownership (he takes a shotgun safety course, taught by Ted Nugent), and the travails of people suffering from acute paranoia. The darkly-comic episode includes a disturbing scene of Chunky chasing an imaginary intruder through his house, in the dark, tripping over some half-empty Dew bottles, and shooting his own big toe off.

      • garycooper says:

        Monica Bellucci could also play Pam, if the others I mentioned aren’t available. 🙂

      • Who is Milyo de Asso? says:

        Lady Gaga should play Pam. Check out these knockers.

      • garycooper says:

        The theme song will be Sublime’s “The Wrong Way,” which will require only a few rewritten lyrics….definitely keep the chorus, which is perfect as is.

  13. garycooper says:

    Btw, I knew it was fin-time for Been Hiden when Tony Soprano entered the picture. Guy takes care of business.

  14. Bunk X says:

    ChenZhen, as The Minotaur :
    LOL the thread continues to collect “tweets” (aka “clicks”):

    Heh. 22% Twitter, 78% DoD.
    Penis penis penis LOL

  15. poteen2 says:

    ► Show top rated Pages
    Lawrence O’Donnell: Bible At Inauguration Is One Of ‘Most Absurdest Traditions’
    Destrorssfollow me on twitter
    Religion • Jan 11, 2013 at 12:59 pm PST • Views: 367

    In the comments the downdings are flying, as are the epithets such as “ignorant asshole” and “twit” and others.
    Next year there should be the Destro-O’Donnell Award,,,,, for the asshole twit most ignorant of English word usage and grammar.

    • poteen2 says:

      I don’t think Cronkite, Huntley, Brinkley or Big Bird has ever described anything as the ‘most absurdest’

  16. OLT's The Boy Ain't Too Bright says:

    Bunk X :
    Please note that it wouldn’t have disappeared down the Memory Hole unless someone was reading here.


    /starting to get the picture. Hoops? I bet you don’t.

    • gizbot7 says:

      Speaking from experience, “Stalking” is when someone is watching you all of the time, cataloging what you do and figuring out how to punish you for it. Well, that’s exactly what Chunk does to what’s left of his followers. If you people are so smart, how come your are in a freaking cult run by a stalker? Seriously, I would like to know.

  17. OLT's Oliver Blows Donkeys In Tijuana says:

    Bunk X :
    Charles stalked LGF2.0 to The Blogmocracy to Diary of Daedalus. He doesn’t acknowledge it, yet he openly stalks a dead man and others in his scramble to be relevant in social media circles. When will Chuck’s entries in Wikipedia be corrected and updated? Where is Oliver Willis, now that we need him?

    Oliver Willis? Shopping for muu-muus with Stalker Charles. The new Michael Moore spring collection is out, and all the Prog-o-sphere blogosphere is a-twitter about the smart colors, unique tailoring, and Cheeto stain resistant fabrics for this year.

    Roly Poly Oly is no bettter than our own HPTB when it comes to honesty or brains. I often describe Stalker Charles as a barker for The Donkey Show; the same continuum would place Ollie on stage in costume and make-up.

  18. Doppelmilyo milyo says:

    Congratulations to dork falcon!

    I voted for you a few times. I mean, is there really another suck-up that can rival you? no way

    and hoosier hoops. you certainly are a leader in whatever category of asshole can claim you so don’t fret

  19. garycooper says:

    Speaking of people with dubious cred, this article by a longtime Nevada political observer terms Harry Reid an “Outhouse Rat.” 😆

    Don’t go to the outhouse, at the Donkey Show. If you didn’t listen before, and ended up at the show itself, please, for the love of God, don’t go to the outhouse. 😯

  20. rightymouse says:

    I met a fairy who said she would grant me one wish.

    Immediately I said, “I want to live forever.”

    “Sorry,” said the fairy, “I’m not allowed to grant eternal life.”

    “OK,” I said, “Then, I want to die after Congress gets its head out of its ass!”

    “You crafty bastard,” said the fairy.

  21. Destro says:

    I enjoy making you rightwing losers follow my posts.

    • Bunk X says:

      Welcome to dry land, Destro. Have an enema.

      • Destro says:

        I’ll wipe with an American flag right after – no worries.

      • Doppelmilyo milyo says:

        that’s it?


      • Bunk X says:

        Well there you go.
        A typical ambassador from Little Green Footballs declares his illogical hatred of America in scatological terms, and Charles Johnson approves. Cool.

      • Pakimon says:

        Looks like Asstro is pouting and “acting out” ’cause he didn’t win an award.

        There’s always next year and I suggest you follow the advice that Bunk gave Hoops.

        Suck harder.

        I’ll even throw in the diagram I supplied HoserHoopster.

        Hope you like “processed” Cheetos.