The 2012 LGF Awards Awards – The Polls Are Open [Update: Now Closed ]


-now closed-

Chucklehead Doll

THE BUZZSAW AWARD – Slim pickin’s for best flounce of the year as the Sanity Purge is 97.4% complete.  Although Rochi and tshinkle didn’t exactly flounce, they were included in the nomination for deliberately stepping on The LGF Eggshells. That counts.


(Choose one)

THE IRISH ROSE AWARD recognizes the cream of the crap, the cutting sludge, and the best of the sycophant supersuckers. Many contenders actively competed for this Award of Ignominy last year, and they sucked, lapped and licked as expectorated. (Unfortunately Paula O, the inspiration for this Award, was not one of them as she was gang-chumped long ago – and for good reason, eh Zombie?)
(Choose four)


The 2012 MILLYO  is hereby awarded posthumously to Andrew Breitbart for his unfettered hammering of Charles Johnson’s petulant attacks. Breitbart bestowed CJ with the “Magical Jazzy Ponytail” moniker during the TwitterWars of 2011, anointed him with the pet name “fuckface,” and cordially accepted an invitation to The Blogmocracy Radio Show.

However, there are others deserving of an Honorable Mention for conspicuous and intrepid public pwnage of the Corpulent One from beyond The Valley of Diary of Daedalus, so cast your votes for runners up.

Dana Loesch for her magnificent mockery of Charlie’s TwitterTrolling.
Robert Stacy McCain for multiple takedowns.
Mandy Nagy for calling out @Lizardoid (@Green_Footballs) for brasnapping.
Patterico for his serious approach to Charles’ abuse of Twitter.
Doug Ross for presenting The Kent Dorfman Award for blogging excellence.

(Choose two)


Okay, let’s admit that the most brilliantly inane comments from The Swamp came from Charles Johnson himself, and since there are thousands of comments and Tweets to choose from, let’s just save the trouble and give it to him, and make him take it like a man.

In lieu of that, we’ll present The Top Ten Most Popular Posts on Diary of Daedalus for 2012.

10. Walter’s Email Dump; Guess Which Lizard Said This!

9. Happy 59th Birthday Charles Johnson!

8. Charles gets an email warning from the Heartland Institute

7. Charles Johnson publishes the Heartland Institute’s email

6. Help Feed Charles Johnson

5. Dear @Twitter: The Case of @Inane_t_blossom Banning

4. LGF Banned List Update: Lizard Genocide

3. The Tale of Icarus

2. Thursday Evening Open (Twitter Chronicles)

1. Sasquatch is now a racist term

The polls close on Saturday 12 January 2013, and we’ll announce the Winners shortly after.


185 Comments on “The 2012 LGF Awards Awards – The Polls Are Open [Update: Now Closed ]”

  1. Pakimon says:

    Well, beed wanted buttons, he got buttons! 😀

  2. Kurt's huge lead says:

    the fuckin’ demon is killin it!

  3. gizbot7 says:

    Man some of these were tough votes! For instance, who is the biggest ass kisser, er, “Irish Rose Award” winner? Well, I voted for Gus primarily because he has clearly lost any ability for rational thought (those garage fumes have really taken their toll), but dang it, I wanted to vote for Dork since he has no excuse for his incredible amount of suckage. Alas, only one can be chosen, no matter how badly they all need to remove their lips from Chunks hairy ass. 😦

    Kudos to mfhorn though — that was one kick ass flounce! 🙂

  4. snowcrash says:

    MF Horn for the win!

  5. snowcrash says:

    I went with the other McCain because he can write and makes his take downs an interesting read. He not only backhanded Charles, he squashed Randal Gross in his Little Green Sheep post. Nicely done.

    • Bunk X says:

      RSM also agreed to an interview on BlogMock Radio. He was fun, stayed the entire time. Mandy also called in last spring. Good stuff.

  6. snowcrash says:

    I loved Inane T Blossom. Had everything. Interesting subject matter, research and in house illustration, and was retweeted/linked by other bloggers. Plus Pan of the Forrest was a mighty warrior even if events put him/some of us on opposite sides.

  7. snowcrash says:

    Look at the authors of DoD side bar. Anyone else want to sing that Sesame Street song about one of these things being not like the other? He looks like a nice person.

  8. calo says:

    A plea from HH for you votes. 😆

    43 HoosierHoops Sun, Jan 6, 2013 12:35:54pm


    re: #34 Gus

    Damn, so much derp. This makes TCOT look normal. Here’s TGDN explained. Too funny.

    This is so stupid..It’s like the stalkers who left here years ago and just can’t get over it. I’m sure it’s mental issues of spewing hate. And speaking of mental midgets, Gus and I and others have been nominated for one of their dumb awards. Now I’ve never won a ‘web award’ for anything so please stalkers vote for me not Gus..He gets all the good stuff. Come on
    Vote for HoosierHoops!

  9. garycooper says:

    No, it was just the guns. The crazy, crazy guns did all the killin’.

  10. Pakimon says:

    Bunk X :
    Contrary to popular mythology, this site is not run by The BRC. Their job is to shovel shit into the hopper.

    So if it isn’t the BRC’s job, then who’s responsible!?

    We want names.

    Give us names!

  11. garycooper says:

    It’s the Koch Brothers.

  12. beed says:

    What a sham. Bunk has yet again rigged the buttons so that his friends will win. Join me in my crusade against
    * Bunk
    * Bunk’s fascism
    * Americans on the internet

    I’ll make the posters, you will bring cake and beer.

    • garycooper says:

      Cake and beer are off the menu, for the next couple of months. How about a nice salad, with vinegar and oil on the side? Some green tea will go great with that. Then, a good long run on the treadmill. Later, we’ll go and get Bunk, when it gets dark. Not dark in Sweden, which happens in an hour or two, but dark here in Amerika. Bring duct-tape.

  13. garycooper says:

    The not-so-awesome power of magical thinking:

    Love the description of the politicians as caterers at a Greek wedding, at the end. 🙂

  14. garycooper says:

    I love this rant, and I love the pic. 🙂

  15. garycooper says:

    Dingy Harry says Katrina was nothing, compared to Sandy…boy, does he do his homework! 😆

  16. dwells38 says:

    Hey look.

    He’s a force for justice doncha know. Unfortunately the judge and the FBI are Islamaphobes and the little darling will have to wait 17.5 yrs due to conspiracy to commit terrorism charges before picking up his major award.

    Charles needs to rally LGF to his aid and protest this racist outrage.

    • beed says:

      Or you could join my protest instead. My protest is the one where Bunk is a fascist ass and we all have nice red posters with pictures of starfish.

      Your choice.

      • garycooper says:

        Pinochet gets a bad rap, y’know? Compared to Bunk, he was a benevolent philosopher-king, who doted on his subjects.

        Is it dark yet in Sweden?

      • beed says:

        Yup. It’s getting dark.

      • beed says:

        Do you have any extra duct tape? Bunk is ain’t exactly petite, if you know what I mean. What I mean by that is to say that Bunk is the size of a small state, like Delaware. Figuratively speaking.

      • garycooper says:

        I have plenty of duct tape, I’m an Amerikan. I have several colors, but I think I’ll bring the black stuff, which I believe is the Gorilla Glue brand…VERY rugged stuff, sticks to anything. Yeah, I’ll bring two rolls.

  17. garycooper says:

    Imagine the fun we could have, if Chunky did manage to rally his cadre (five losers) and stage a picket-protest somewhere. He’d never leave the house for such a thing, obviously, but we can imagine him lumbering up and down in front of the Culver City Super-K for a couple of hours, with Walkingstick, Garage Boy, Lawhawk and a couple of sweaty lesbians. 😆

  18. garycooper says:

    It occurs to me that “Pakinson’s Chunky” at the top of this page reveals something interesting about Fatass: he is coloring his hair, to hide the gray. 😆

    Save your money, Chunky. Go for “distinguished,” ‘cuz “youthful” ain’t in the cards for ya.

    • rightymouse says:

      His hair is beginning to look more & more like Psycho’s mother. Can’t say the same about his face, tho, since mommy dearest was all skull & bones.

  19. OLT's Midnight in Sweden says:

    beed :
    Yup. It’s getting dark.

    I’m so sorry, beed.

    • OLT's Midnight in Sweden says:

      Vi kan inte titta på fåren i mörkret. Trollen kommer att använda oss av bacon och åsnan.

    • OLT's Midnight in Sweden says:

      ^^^ I don’t know what it *reallly* says, but I know what I wanted it to say.

      I need to learn Swedish, as I have always wanted to skydive in a bikini with twenty super-hot Nordic blonde babes, then father little Vikings on each one and grow old and fat together making fun of Norwegians.

    • OLT's Midnight in Sweden says:

      The first male I shall name Magnes Björn in honor of beed’s favorite stuffed animal.

      The first daughter I shall name Ingrid Flamesfist Förbjudenfrukt Oldlinetexansdottir. And she shall be a Queen. Not dark, but beautiful and terrible as the Morning and the Night! Fair as the Sea and the Sun and the Snow upon the Mountain! Dreadful as the Storm and the Lightning! Stronger than the foundations of the earth. All shall love her and despair!

      /takes off ring

      • rightymouse says:

        Not sure if it’s what you intended, but I have it on good faith that Beed said “If I can marry someone someone as magnificent as Ingrid, I swear I shall never have to take any of those pesky blue pills again!”

      • beed says:

        It is true what rightymouse says. Ingrid looks glorious in blue pills.

      • J. P. Moar Gunz says:

        If she looks that good, you won’t have to drink the blue Pils.

      • beed says:

        Drinking women pretty is a good thing. Proposing drunk is not.

      • garycooper says:

        I’ll give you ten reindeer and a big chest full of golden kronors, for Ingrid. If she doesn’t like living with me and my other wives, I’ll send her back after a year, and you can keep the reindeer and gold.

  20. OLT's Notice I Left Out The Obvious "Melts In Your Mouth" Joke says:

    beed :
    It is true what rightymouse says. Ingrid looks glorious in blue pills.

    Yes, she does.

  21. OT- Still not exactly sure how it’s supposed to work, but it appears that I was approved for the Twitter Gulag Defense Network:

    • OLT's Sucks To Be The HPTB says:

      Easy. The rules change for accounts with more than 3,000 followers. You can’t be caught in a reply trap by the automatic gulag feature. Takes away Stalker Charles’ block and report abuse.

      Note: I consider “block” to be aperfectly valid response. “Block and report” has been widely used by certain blocs on Twitter to take out accounts of people they disagree with; Stalker Charles has been a proponent of the method, although he feigns innocence.

      • rightymouse says:

        You mean he blatantly lies about his active participation?
        Dude thinks he owns the Twitter universe & everyone out there is just hanging on every word. Such a laff. 😆

      • OLT's Sucks To Be The HPTB says:

        Screencaps are a bitch when you want to change the memory hole’s contents.

      • calo says:

        Don’t sign me up. I won’t participate in the TGDN. I was told to report a tweetor for SPAM who disagreeing with a prominent RW blogger, rather persistently in their TL. I asked for a clarification that I should report that tweetor for spam or merely block them and was told to report them for spam. I refuse to play those reindeer games… too similar to Stalker Charles’ games.

    • Bunk X says:

      Todd Kincannon is a hoot.

  22. beed says:

    That’s google translate for ya: You can suck my kuk and buns

  23. rightymouse says:

    Is it just me, or is Rosa DeLauro, D-Conn., one of the fugliest members of Congress???

    She makes Keith Richards look good.

    • garycooper says:

      She’s hideodorous, but her fashion-sense is impeccable…if you’re going for “late-Seventies drug-addled Steven Tyler-fucking-Keith Richards.”

    • Abu bin Busy says:

      Is there reasonable evidence she’s not Keith Richards? Bleeeech!

    • gizbot7 says:

      You know how the brain tries to make sense of random images such as ink blots? My brain told me that image was a man. A very, very ugly man In puke-green stockings. Blech!!!!!

    • rightymouse says:

      My takehome pay dropped the 1st of this year due to higher taxes & insurance premiums. Ass-hole Dems. I hope they’re all happy now. And it’s just going to get worse as they continue to gouge the working stiff.

    • trebob says:

      So, my sister-in-law and her husband were grousing this weekend trying to figure out a fancy method of bookkeeping/accounting to restructure their restaurants so that they can maneuver into having less than 50 full-time employees at each to avoid the Obamacare mandates for businesses. My thoughts, which were not appreciated much, were that, they proudly voted for Obama the first time around and therefore they should happily pay 100% of what is expected. After all they knew what they were getting and asked for it, right? They are quick to tell you that did not vote for a second term but the damage was already done.

      FULL DISCLOSURE: I too am keeping under the 50 employee limit to avoid the Obamacare mandates but I actually have less than 50 employees, we only need to stop expanding to maintain that number and I didn’t, wouldn’t have, couldn’t have voted for Obama for President. They have about 300 employees and will have make major restructuring of their companies to finagle themselves beneath the limits (if they are able to).

      ‘More taxes for thee and not for me’, the lib mantra.

      • garycooper says:

        My brother is the controller (aka, “The Decider”) at a large-ish printing company that caters to the auto industry. Business is booming right now, but they’re cutting back to 49 full-time employees. Their bottom-line demands it. And so it begins…

  24. beed says:

    This thing is so fucking rigged. I refuse to vote.

    • garycooper says:

      Pssst! The voting is rigged, too. We can give the award to whomever we want. You won’t believe it, when Spats makes his last-minute dash to the wire to claim the Irish Hosebeast.

    • Bunk X says:

      Jimwhistle and assmah are winning in all categories. You just aren’t allowed to see them.

  25. beed says:

    I would vote for Heidi Klum though, in her pre Seal days.

  26. garycooper says:

    I’ve spent most of the day monkeying around with my new Iphone…now I know why people are always doing that! It’s because they can’t figure them out, and set up their email and shit. 😆

    • OLT's These Are Basic Facts says:

      If you were REALLY “monkeying”, you would try to eat it, then try to fuck it, then cover it in your own feces and throw it at someone.

      Monkeys are masters of the basics of life.

  27. OLT's Size 14E says:

    OLT’s Midnight in Sweden :
    Vi kan inte titta på fåren i mörkret. Trollen kommer att använda oss av bacon och åsnan.


  28. OLT's It Ain't Disneyland says:

    Bunk X :
    Who wants to ride on a pigeon-toed ironing board?

    How much for a ticket?

    • Bunk X says:

      Doesn’t matter. The raffle is rigged.

    • OLT's Feathers Make Me Itch says:

      Yeah, I kinda knew that. But it’s fun to pretend.

      Tomorrow I’m going to be a famous blogger. Wednesday I am going to be a mountain lion. And then Thursday I am going to wash my underpants with the dishes. I have to say I am NOT looking forward to Friday.

  29. beed says:

    Bunk is afraid to let us vote. He’s afraid of the people’s voice.

    Buttons to the people!

  30. OLT's An E Ticket To Fun, Girls says:

    Bunk X :
    Aldrig gå till åsnan showen bär små skor på dina nätta fötter.

    Actually, ROTFLMAO at this, not the other. Sorry!

    Although I am pretty danged funny if I do say so myself, and not just to look at.

    Plus, I am not prejudiced against tall skinny women who want to take advantage of me sexually (like SOME “guys” around here) just because they’re tall and skinny. Because my favorite “type” of female to sleep with is the type that wants to sleep with me. Hell, I love a good thick grilled ribeye steak. But you can’t always get a ribeye, and a man’s got to eat if you catch my meaning. Plus I hate to leave a lady in need and I mean that sincerely. Why, sometimes I go back multiple times until they’re happy or the restraining orders kick in.

  31. OLT's Next Self-Help Book says:

    beed :

    I am way better than some Canadian space cadet.

  32. gizbot7 says:

    From the stupidity of your mind…
    Yooouuuu are still a dipshit
    And allow Chunkie all control of your mind…

    (To the theme of Memories) LOL 😆

  33. Bunk X says:

    Dork has 9/10 of the bottom comments he made during a gun confiscation debate. . Sattv4u2 busted the string.

  34. Pakimon says:

    beed :
    You obectify women. Shame on you.
    Great tits though.

    beed :
    You objectify Dark Falcon. Shame on you.
    Great tits though.

    We here at DoD always strive to be objective.

    We can even be “obective” in a pinch. 😆

  35. Pakimon says:

    garycooper :
    I’ve spent most of the day monkeying around with my new Iphone…now I know why people are always doing that! It’s because they can’t figure them out, and set up their email and shit.

    So you’ve joined the Apple cult.

    Before you sign any “terms of agreement”, be sure to read the fine print! 😆

    Don’t say I didn’t warn you…

    • trebob says:

      Apple products are just V.I.P. tickets to exposición de asno. It’s no coincidence that these guys are being fed a burrito.

      That chick bringing up the rear has a nice rack though, doesn’t she?

    • garycooper says:

      Stan really got hosed in terms of placement, didn’t he? Not that there’s any great position in the human caterpillar, but his position is…untenable.

      • gizbot7 says:

        I’m a horror movie afficionado, but even I couldn’t watch that movie. The Southpark episode was bad enough. Poor Stan.
        😦 Even so, I do sometimes feel those idiots who stand in line for days for the newest flecked-up Apple product would kinda deserve it.

      • garycooper says:

        Same here, Gizbot. I love a good horror-flick, and plenty of bad ones, too. I got about halfway-through Human Caterpillar, and I stopped it, deleted it from my drive, and tried to forget it. Some things you don’t need in your dream-basket…

      • gizbot7 says:

        In this area, I know you’re my BFF. 🙂 Heck, I’m impressed that you tried! All of the horror blogs were talking about it and the descriptions just made me want to upchuck. Usually, I’ll watch or read anything — but that one crossed the line even in concept. There is simply not enough brain bleach for some things… Gak! Hurl! Eeeeewwwwwwww.

  36. OLT's Stacking Them Deep says:

    Bunk X :
    “Bridget the Midget – She’s 3ft-9in, sucks midgets off for wine and shoots eggs from her ass”

    I’m out of wine, and we have plenty of eggs.


    • garycooper says:

      Bridget appears to have a real zest for life. We assume that a life in porn must be the result of something horrendous occurring in one’s childhood and/or adolescence, but what if you just like it, as she appears to do? Before the AIDS-thing took all the innocent fun out of it, I mean.

  37. garycooper says:

    Another new photo of Chunky, this time doing some research near the bunker:

    Lookin’ good, man!

    • J. P. Moar Gunz says:

      Forbidden. Must be XXX.

      • garycooper says:

        No, it was just some fatass bum with his head stuck in a garbage can, rooting around, with an empty 2-liter bottle of Mountain Dew in his free hand. I can’t say with hundred-percent certainty it is or isn’t Chunky McDumbth of LGF, but I think I see the waistband of some very gray boxer-briefs sticking up out of his crusty bum-pants. Yeah, it’s him!

      • Crusty Bumpants says:

        I’m stealing that.

      • garycooper says:

        Enjoy your new old crusty bum-pants! Now, with more pee-smell, and unidentifiable stains (“Urban Camo III:).

    • Pakimon says:

      es verbotten.

      and ve so vanted to laugh at ze fat man….

  38. Apollodorus V says:

    Inepta caerulea exagoni tandem erat exsules!

    …aut erat?

  39. garycooper says:

    Sic erat.

    • OLT's Latin It All Hang Out says:

      I think it should be illegal to own an assault erat like that.

      Why’d you sic it on us anyway?

      /starts scribbling protest letter to DiFi in crayon

      • garycooper says:

        Latin is for lovers! 🙂

        I love my assault rifle. I’m polishing it, right now. All black, and shiny. Aaaaaahhh…

      • iSpeakJive says:

        I thought you were a white guy.

      • garycooper says:

        I’m as white as a ghost. But my big, shiny black assault weapon is so black it actually absorbs light, and makes the whole room a bit darker. Which makes it nice, for afternoon naps. With one eye open, naturally.

  40. garycooper says:

    Excellent review of the mishmash movie, “Zero Dark Thirty.” I read Rodriquez’s book last year, and I was wondering when he would weigh in, or his facts would be considered:

  41. trebob says:

    Hoosier Hoops statement from the last thread just hit me:

    “And speaking of mental midgets, gus and I and others […]

    penis penis penis LOL

    • garycooper says:

      Bridget (teh little person) says to stop calling her, Hoops. She’s not interested, anymore. She thought you had money and a job, when she was pretending to be your gal last year. Oh, and the penis. She’s a little stretched, so she needs a choad, not a pin. Penis penis penis LOL!

    • Bunk X says:

      “And speaking of mental midgets, gus and I and others […]” 😀

  42. trebob says:

    garycooper :I can’t say with hundred-percent certainty it is or isn’t Chunky McDumbth of LGF, but I think I see the waistband of some very gray boxer-briefs sticking up out of his crusty bum-pants.

    Per LGF protocals if Charles doesn’t immediately and emphatically deny that it is him doing the dumpster diving, then it’s OBVIOUSLY a picture of him dumpster diving.

    • garycooper says:

      Well, they don’t call him “S.O.L.” for nothing. It doesn’t stand for “Scientist of Love,” btw…that’s just what he thinks the graffiti on his house represents, but it’s crueler than that. Best not to tell him.

    • Doppelmilyooooooo milyo says:

      charles lacks the initiative to dive into anything.

      • OLT's Newtonian Dumpster says:

        Dive, fall, whatever.

        Gravity will win out.

      • Pakimon says:

        To be fair, Chunky will dive into a bag of Cheetos.

      • garycooper says:

        That’s it! I’ll bet there were Cheetos stuck to the bottom of that garbage can, and he was clawing through the vile filth and flies like a bear through a cloud of bees, going for the sweet, sweet orange morsels. Mystery solved.

  43. dwells38 says:

    Has Selrahc commented yet on Algore’s $100 mil sale of Current to Al Jazeera? Al Jazeera is owned by, more or less by the emir of Qatar (aka an oil tick).

    Apparently the Current staff just finally figured out that the jet-setting, multi-mansion owner might be a ‘climate change’ hypocrite and oppurtunistic, money-grubbing, taxation avoiding prick.

    He’s supposed to be the face of clean energy and just sold [the channel] to very big oil, the emir of Qatar! Current never even took big oil advertising—and Al Gore, that bulls***ter sells to the emir?”

    The displeasure with Gore among the staff was thick enough to cut with a scimitar.

    “We all know now that Al Gore is nothing but a bulls***ter,” said the staffer bluntly.

    We do stories on the tax code, and he sells the network before the tax code kicked in?

    “Al was always lecturing us about green. He kept his word about green all right—as in cold, hard cash!”

    C’mon Chunkster, you gotta marshall your army of lizards to defend Algore, champion of clean energy. He did the right thing by stiffing Beck the enemy and instead sold to fine upstanding oil ticks.

    • trebob says:

      These guys crack me up. They didn’t figure out Al’s a hypocrite scammer until now? One would think they would have twigged to it when he bought an ocean-front mansion while bleating about how sea level rise would wipe out the coasts. They are as bad as the ones whining now about how Obama raised their taxes after telling everyone for months he was going to increase taxes.

      Oh well, better late to the party than missing it entirely I suppose, that is unless this Current/Al Jazerra thingy is all Bush’s fault.

      • gizbot7 says:

        Oh they knew. They just didn’t care as long as their paychecks cleared. Now they have to save face with their Zinfandel swilling friends. Ahhh, justice. I do so love thee. 🙂

      • Doppelmilyooooooo milyo says:

        it’s the tale of the frog and the scorpion.

        dumb frogs all of them

      • gizbot7 says:

        In this case Dopplemilyo, the frogs are waaay smarter. They didn’t know what the heck was going on, but those douchebags did and stayed in the hot water. I still can’t help but giggle my ass off at the irony of it all. 😆

      • gizbot7 says:

        And allowed the scorpiongorething to climb onto their backs. Hot water, scorpion sting it all equates to the same thing — gullible people who deserve what they get.

  44. trebob says:

    Doppelmilyooooooo milyo :
    it’s the tale of the frog and the scorpion.
    dumb frogs all of them

    You mean you can’t blame a hypocritical, opportunistic, profiteering, lying, perverted, crazed sex poodle for how he behaves because a hypocritical, opportunistic, profiteering, lying, perverted, crazed sex poodle can only behave the way a hypocritical, opportunistic, profiteering, lying, perverted, crazed sex poodle can behave?

  45. garycooper says:

    Oh, the Current TV thing is a huge roiling pot of schadenfreude! 😆

    Even better, for us Michiganders, is watching our former flopzilla-governor Granholm, fresh off of making a complete ass of herself at the Dem Convention, being seriously considered for a Cabinet job with our flopzilla-prez. This, after her lousy, unwatchable tv-show helped sink Current, and she spent the past couple of years “teaching” some kind of libturded idiocy at Cal-Berkeley. She’s perfect for Obama’s Team, in other words.

    • dwells38 says:

      Ha! They said in the conference call with the new Al Jaz bigs, Granholm tried to ask about severence packages. But Joel Hyatt snapped “This isn’t the place to talk about that!” Nothing as hilarious as greedy lefty trapped rats.

    • Crusty Bumpants says:

      Lotsa fem donkey ex-govs need cabinet positions. They’re making room for the ex-gov of WA who was never legitimately elected, and they already have them form KS and AZ.

      What a henhouse.

  46. garycooper says:

    Remember how Chunky used to do the occasional feature on the Arab world’s twisted version of “Sesame Street,” which glorified jihad and vilified Israel and the West? Al-Jizz should use their new station for that kind of programming, with help from their friends in the Moronic Convergence, the Leftist Maroons who are left stranded with the sinking of Current. Just spitballin’ here. Tryin’ to help a brother.

  47. gizbot7 says:

    At some point, I would love to have a Chunk-esque (under the blanket — but ours is clean with no cheetos in the bed) thingy where we all reveal our LGF personas. Maybe that’s just selfiish and naive of me, but there were a lot of people there that I admired and would like to tell them so now. You guys taught me a lot — although my disgust of Sir Douche came naturally.

    • rightymouse says:

      My nic never changed. I figured that would be the easiest transition so as not to confuse myself. 🙂

      • Abu bin Squid says:

        I also never changed my nic. Since he never reads here I figured WTH.
        penis penis penis lol

      • dwells38 says:

        Mine’s the same.

      • Bunk X says:

        I was Sharmuta.

      • garycooper says:

        I was Octopus until I was banned in 2005 for too many fighting majors. When I came back in 2007 to discuss AGW and other burning topics near and dear to the heart, I was this.

      • gizbot7 says:

        I changed mine because when I first found this site, I still sort of valued my account — wasn’t quite sure he had gone completely over the to the dark side (as I was not a prolific poster). Then I offered it to the BRC in case they wanted to have some fun with it. That offer still stands by the way. I don’t think it’s been blocked — yet.

  48. garycooper says:

    Hey, look what the cat dragged in! First new single in ten years, to be followed by an album in March. Any reactions to the song? I’ll tell you mine, since you didn’t ask…see, one day, all the humans will be long gone. Might be next week, from a currently-unforeseen cosmic cataclysm, or it might be millions of years from now, when the sun finally goes boom and the solar system is consumed. We won’t survive. Therefore, everything we know and have accomplished, all our striving, all the art and war and philosophy and celebrity, will be rendered meaningless. It will be just like before the Big Bang, as far as we’re concerned. Nothingness. Therefore, everything going on now, like all that has gone before and what will come after, is meaningless. A dream, some imaginary god is dreaming.

    Ain’t it cool? 🙂

  49. Nazis Under The Bed says:

    “We are raising a generation of deluded narcissists”

    “On Facebook, young people can fool themselves into thinking they have hundreds or thousands of “friends.” They can delete unflattering comments. They can block anyone who disagrees with them or pokes holes in their inflated self-esteem. They can choose to show the world only flattering, sexy or funny photographs of themselves (dozens of albums full, by the way), “speak” in pithy short posts and publicly connect to movie stars and professional athletes and musicians they “like.””

    “Using Twitter, young people can pretend they are worth “following,” as though they have real-life fans, when all that is really happening is the mutual fanning of false love and false fame.

    Read more:

    Resemble anybody we know? lol.

    • Crusty Bumpants says:

      Michael Mann?

    • garycooper says:

      You know, the happiest people in the world are those who have inflated senses of their own worth. Deluded narcissists, in other words. What’s “real-life fame,” anyway? Why is online-fame any less valid than high school hallway-fame, or TV-reality show fame? What is love? Baby, don’t hurt me. Don’t hurt me, no more.

      I guess you could say “real fame” or “real love” are those that last, but I would take issue with that, too. Some stars burn hot, but only for a relatively short time. Athletes’ careers are normally very short. They make a ton of money, but they very often burn through it like it was a drunken game of Monopoly.

      Most people lead lives of quiet desperation, as Thoreau noted long ago. I don’t begrudge the young their fantasy lives online, in these harsher economic times. If they’re expecting to be remunerated in proportion to their fantasy worth, well, they’ll find out that’s a pipe-dream in short order. In their jobs, as short-order cooks. The world only pays for what it wants, on and off-line, unless you can weasel into some kind of government-funded scam or job, and I think those will be tougher to get as the debt continues to climb.

      In the meantime, having a “happy place” online isn’t all that terrible, imho. When I was young and irresponsible, I had a happy place at the local bars, and my friend Mr. Alcohol would assist me in becoming a deluded narcissist who could walk up to any girl and shoot the breeze, and even fight off a competing deluded narcissist occasionally. We didn’t go to online dating services, though there were creepy dating services out there, who charged a lot for their shady services. Everybody found somebody, eventually, or else they were kept from mating by natural selection, as nature orders things.

      Nothing in life has any real value, except what you choose to place on it. An expensive ring doesn’t make for “real love.” A contract is only as good as the people involved, and whether they choose to honor it or not. Happiness? You won’t find it in any particular place, unless it results from what you bring to a situation yourself.

      Remember: The big glowing orb in the sky, that many scientists think is involved in Earth’s weather variances over long periods of time, is going to get really huge one day and swallow up all the planets, and then collapse back into itself, possibly becoming a black hole. Enjoy your stay! 🙂

  50. garycooper says:

    Speaking of quiet desperation, in that bobble-haided pic at the top, it looks like Chunky is reading or watching something, the way his dead, lifeless eyes go back and forth. Is it the Democratic Underground headlines? The latest site-traffic and popularity statistics? Kids walking on his lawn? Fat-kid-falling videos on youtube? Pam’s latest peregrinations around the country, writing, speechifying and making bank? Thirty-year-old Al Jarreau performances? Cheetos commercials? Donkeys?

  51. Abu says:

    Gary’s Dead Wings from NHLdotcom: It’s impossible to replace what the Wings lost when seven-time Norris Trophy winner Nicklas Lidstrom announced his retirement. Carlo Colaiacovo was signed away from St. Louis to eat up some of the minutes left by Lidstrom’s departure. Beyond the on-ice contributions, the Wings also need to find a new captain. Detroit did add toughness over the summer by signing bruising forward Jordin Tootoo away from Nashville. Jiri Hudler left for Calgary, but the Wings believe they found his replacement by re-signing Mikael Samuelsson, who had 14 goals and 31 points last season with Vancouver and Florida. They also added Damien Brunner, who led the Swiss league in scoring in 2011-12. Former Toronto goalie Jonas Gustavsson was signed to back up Jimmy Howard.
    me- cry me a river, heh. Go Blackhawks!

    • garycooper says:

      I don’t know if I’m ready to face the Lidstrom-less Wings, to be honest. I’ve dreaded this day for years. Maybe we’ll get lucky, and somebody will step up and surprise us with a big year. It’s a rebuilding season, anyway you look at it. We couldn’t get the big scorer we wanted, and we missed out on the “franchise” d-man in the off-season UFA sweepstakes. Ah, let’s get on with it.

    • Doppelmilyooooooo milyo says:

      the NHL is dead. It was already dead but this charade just took the corpse and buried it

      I feel for all the hard working little people who’s livelihood depends on the NHL, but the casual fan should boycott this sham and send a message.

      the red wings are a cult so their cultists will show up with grins on their faces happy to plonk over their hard-earned dough to watch this watered down extended training camp… I mean shortened season.

      most people are probably unaware there was an NHL lockout. they can fold for all I care.

      • garycooper says:

        The fans will come back, and support their teams if they feel they’re worthy of supporting, i.e., building towards something or in the hunt for the Cup. The NHL is still the best hockey in the world, for those of us who love the game. Bettman and the owners are despicable in many ways, but what are ya gonna do?

  52. Nazis Under The Bed says:

    ““Whale Wars” seems to be sinking into a legal battle.

    According to TMZ, a new lawsuit claims Paul Watson, star of the Animal Planet series, lied about the fate of his ship, telling media that it sank after a run in with Japanese whalers. The ship’s owner Ady Gil alleges Watson actually ordered for the ship to be sunk in order to create publicity.”

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    Another self-righteous fat-fuck faces karma…

  53. Nazis Under The Bed says:

    Chicks, drums, violins…

  54. Juan Epstein says:

    Un-Mata Hari?