THE BUZZSAW AWARD – Slim pickin’s for best flounce of the year as the Sanity Purge is 97.4% complete. Although Rochi and tshinkle didn’t exactly flounce, they were included in the nomination for deliberately stepping on The LGF Eggshells. That counts.
THE IRISH ROSE AWARD recognizes the cream of the crap, the cutting sludge, and the best of the sycophant supersuckers. Many contenders actively competed for this Award of Ignominy last year, and they sucked, lapped and licked as expectorated. (Unfortunately Paula O, the inspiration for this Award, was not one of them as she was gang-chumped long ago – and for good reason, eh Zombie?)
THE MILLYO AWARD
The 2012 MILLYO is hereby awarded posthumously to Andrew Breitbart for his unfettered hammering of Charles Johnson’s petulant attacks. Breitbart bestowed CJ with the “Magical Jazzy Ponytail” moniker during the TwitterWars of 2011, anointed him with the pet name “fuckface,” and cordially accepted an invitation to The Blogmocracy Radio Show.
However, there are others deserving of an Honorable Mention for conspicuous and intrepid public pwnage of the Corpulent One from beyond The Valley of Diary of Daedalus, so cast your votes for runners up.
Okay, let’s admit that the most brilliantly inane comments from The Swamp came from Charles Johnson himself, and since there are thousands of comments and Tweets to choose from, let’s just save the trouble and give it to him, and make him take it like a man.
In lieu of that, we’ll present The Top Ten Most Popular Posts on Diary of Daedalus for 2012.