See Charles. See Charles LOL. LOL, Charles, LOL.

Yeah, Chuckie, we spotted this:

And yeah, we spotted this as well:

Charles, why can’t you take criticism? Are you so paranoid and petulant that you can’t stand a friendly poke in the ribs or an occasional jab or two?

Apparently not. Therefore we shall post the post that you don’t want your minions to see, another flounce. Cover your eyes, Charles, because those damned middle fingers are popping up all over the blogosphere, from both left and right, and they’re all aimed in your direction.

MF HORN FLOUNCE

[UPDATED with screen cap, courtesy of The Boiler Room Crew.]


196 Comments on “See Charles. See Charles LOL. LOL, Charles, LOL.”

  1. Charles is a coward, nothing less, nothing more. He can’t argue a point with facts, never could, and simply bans anyone who disagrees with him (except of course the few who kiss his ass while disagreeing with him).
    C’mon Charles, come here and argue any point you think I disagree with.
    Coward.

    • PeteP says:

      Yeah, he’s a coward alright and the fact that Fatso didn’t even try to debate and challenge right_wing2 but banned him instantly suggests that he can’t defend his own arguments.

  2. PeteP says:

    Awesome flounce. And everything right_wing2 said is true. Fatso must be fuming that this one got out.

  3. Bunk X says:

    4:06AM is “last night” in ChuckTime.

  4. Pakimon says:

    Chunky pronounces “flounce” as flow-un-say.

  5. Pakimon says:

    I think this is a good preview of what The Bog is going to be like on Nov. 7th.

    Will I be “feeling their pain” or will I be laughing and mocking? Hmmmmmmm. 😀

  6. Pakimon says:

    Totally OT:

    Saw on the MotherBlog that the OOT features the car chase scene from the movie “Bullitt”.

    It’s a great scene but my personal favorite car chase scene is from the movie ‘The Seven-Ups”.

    I would’ve posted this at The Blogmocracy but WordPress has screwed up my registry and won’t let me do anything.

    I guess Pakimog pissed off the evil WordPress spirit by chucking so many rocks at it over the years. 😆

    • garycooper says:

      Excellent! Scariest moment, for me, was when he nearly hit the Ford Pinto-bomb early on. 😆

  7. mfhorn says:

    I feel better now that I’ve cleaned the LGF filth off myself. Hadn’t been wading over there in quite a while, but WAS still registered.

  8. garycooper says:

    Great flounce, MF. Chunky is still picking out splinters.

    • Arachne says:

      I now how he feels – nothing like the cleanse of the flounce – especially when Mr. Hysterical deletes it. When I did mine back in the day, we imagined Sharmuta getting the vapors. I can only imagine with the Swamp King must have thought.

  9. garycooper says:

    http://pjmedia.com/zombie/2012/11/02/why-was-there-no-october-surprise/

    Zombie sums up four years of jaw-dropping failure. A must-read-and-save.

  10. rightymouse says:

    Check out this video. Hey! Charles! Is he a racist???

    Here’s his website: http://whateverhappentocommonsense.com/

  11. garycooper says:

    Two hilarious tweets from Fatass last night!

    Amazing moment. RT @BuzzFeedAndrew: Obama: “As the campaign goes on, we become less relevant, I’m sort of a prop in the campaign.” 10 hours ago

    No shit, Sherlock. 😆

    Obama in VA: “Al Qaeda has been decimated, Osama bin Laden is dead, we are safer than we were four years ago.” 11 hours ago

    Benghazi, anyone? Or, how about the Taliban in Afghanistan?

  12. Pakimon says:

    Woo-hoo, the wingnuts are frisky on Twitter tonight. 11 hours ago

    TRANSLATION: DAMMIT! Now I have to spend my night “blocking and reporting” instead of gettin’ my eat on this giant bag of Cheetos!

  13. garycooper says:

    Somebody named Winslow posted this gem, at PJ Media. Well done!

    ————————————————

    Winslow
    The Sixth of November

    Remember, remember, this sixth of November,
    The radicals’ treasonous plot.
    I know of no reason the radicals’ treason
    Should e’er be forgiv’n or forgot.

    The Sixties were waning, and Leftists were claiming
    That radical changes were due.
    Their Marxist solution was armed revolution:
    The Weathermen made their debut.

    The radicals raged on the national stage, and
    Horrific explosions ensued.
    Their bombs were dramatic, but also erratic;
    They sometimes killed radicals, too.

    The Leftists grew older, the underground, colder,
    And so they came in from the cold.
    “Subvert from within – in the long run, we’ll win,” said
    The Leftists, determined and bold.

    And thus it began – this nefarious plan – and
    The radicals slowly took charge:
    Complete infiltration of all education;
    The long institutional march.

    The journalist schools would produce useful fools, for
    The Left would need media shills.
    And Hollywood, too, would assist in the coup, with
    Its slick propagandizing skills.

    “Community action” would build a new faction;
    ’Twould organize proles on the street.
    A smooth politician would front for the mission,
    And run for the president’s seat.

    The radicals’ goal, which they proudly extol, is
    A communist U.S. of A.
    Collectivist schemes lead to brutal regimes, and
    For this do the radicals pray.

    But Jefferson’s aim, with the charters he framed, was
    To guard individual rights.
    And “redistribution” was not a solution,
    But one of the evils to fight.

    So let us remember, this sixth of November,
    Just what is at stake on this date.
    Will Jefferson’s dream, or the radicals’ scheme, now
    Determine America’s fate?

    November 2, 2012 – 12:16 pm

  14. Pakimon says:

    LGF author Randall Gross: Why I’m Voting Against Mitt Romney lgf.bz/To8M65 12 hours ago

    “LGF author”?! 😆 😆

    Now there’s something that belongs on a resume’… 🙄

    Sidenote: Chunky pronounces “resume'” as ray-zoom.

  15. garycooper says:

    Hare-brained Randall strikes again! 😆

    His rants are always the ginchiest. Imagine how Pre-Breakdown Charles would have responded to such a deluded moonbat.

  16. garycooper says:

    Just think, too…if Pam had responded positively to his clumsy advances, and taken him on as a kind of “project” boyfriend, how differently his life would have turned out. His blog would still be one of the cornerstones of the blogosphere, worth a lot of money. He wouldn’t be the object of derision that he has become to the Right, and he would still be feared and respected by the Left, instead of steadfastly ignored. Ah, The Road Not Taken…

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  18. Mustafa all up in your shit says:

    2 days bigots till magic underwear boy get his ass beat!

  19. rightymouse says:

    garycooper :
    Turkish prison rape-scenes? Please, no. I give up!

    Eeeeyewwwwwwwww! 😯

  20. windbag says:

    Can we get the unedited version of that post? I didn’t see the dumb talking points the fat ass referenced.

  21. haysoos says:

    {{oh Mu}}
    is there no joy in your life?

  22. haysoos says:

    Dork begs….
    “Would you mind updinging it, then? Gus is downdinging all my posts.”

    good grief

  23. garycooper says:

    The ludicrous infantilism of “dinging” marked the end of LGF’s relevance better than any other development, imho.

  24. haysoos says:

    garycooper :
    The ludicrous infantilism of “dinging” marked the end of LGF’s relevance better than any other development, imho.

    the beginning of the end for me…I laughed openly in his face, I thought it was a joke…after that the time outs started flying…he offed me for that, not “pissing all over my blog” as he put it

  25. swamprat says:

    charles has plenty of commenters. His site is a veritable hall of mirrors.

    • haysoos says:

      ‘circle jerk’ is not just a figure of speech

    • Pakimon says:

      Now that has practical joke on The Chunkster written all over it.

      After he cleaned himself up after crapping his pants, he’d blame it on a coalition of nazis, climate change deniers and creationists. 😆

  26. rightymouse says:

    I see that our resident bigot Muststuffer showed up. Ironic little feller.

  27. Milyo Vanillyo says:

    Barack be nimble
    Barack be quick
    Barack be gone
    November 6

    Milyo

    • RTR do da Milyo says:

      Milyo…
      Chuck say Millllyo…
      Little Green Footballs de head is da bone.

      Gus is cold in his half of the garage,
      Little Green Footballs de head is da bone.
      Dorky Falcon wants to give Chuck a massage,
      Little Green Footballs de head is da bone.

      Milyo…
      Chuck say Millllyo…

      • Milyo Vanillyo says:

        I once rode my bicycle far from home
        But the tires are flat and I’m so so fat
        And alllll alone
        Millyo. Millyo

        MilyO

    • Milyo Vanillyo says:

  28. rightymouse says:

    Milyo Vanillyo is cracking me up & I need to be thinking about what to make for dinner.

    • Pakimon says:

      *Sigh* I’m glad someone’s having a good time.

      I’m watching my Jaguars get demolished (again!) and I’m starting to feel surly and cranky.

      I’m sure Gary and Macker are having a good time though…..*grumble* *grumble*

      • rightymouse says:

        Poor, poor men. 🙄

        Mine are off doing ‘Lord know’s what’, but I betcha they’ll show up around 5:00 p.m. like piggies to the trough, ’cause I put a yummerlicicious roast in the oven. 🙂

      • garycooper says:

        I’m having a surprisingly good time, watching Lions football. Usually it leaves me surly, tired and wanting a baloney. Today, we have a running game, which is the first time I can say that since Barry Sanders got fed up and quit. Sky’s the limit! 🙂 (getting carried away, with a .500 team)

  29. gizbot7 says:

    My blog boy and your blog boy
    Sittin’ by the fire
    My blog boy says to your blog boy
    Gonna set your dings on fire

    Talkin ’bout
    Mil-yo, mil-yo,
    Mil-yo, mil-yo one day
    Chunkie want cheetos, he do pray
    Mil-yo, mil-yo he say

    It’s stupid, but couldn’t help myself. 😆

    • garycooper says:

      Nice tune! I sang along…must be in a good mood. 🙂

    • Bunk X says:

      The story behind that song is pretty cool.
      According to Wikipedia:
      The song “Iko Iko” was written in 1953 in New Orleans by James “Sugar Boy” Crawford about two competing Mardi Gras Tribes/Krewes. “Jock-a-mo” was the original version of the song “Iko Iko” recorded by The Dixie Cups in 1965. Their version came about by accident. They were in a New York City studio for a recording session when they began an impromptu version of “Iko Iko,” accompanied only by drumsticks on studio ashtrays.

      Other trivia: Crawford formed a band which local DJ Doctor Daddy-O named “The Chapaka Shawee” – Creole for “We Aren’t Raccoons.”

      • Arachne says:

        One of the coolest things about living in New Orleans is the sighting of Mardi Gras Indians – especially on St. Joseph’s day.

      • dwells38 says:

        I don’t know what all that really means but it sure sounds racist! Shame on you.

    • livefreeor die says:

      I feel your pain, gizbot. Our family was at the game today. The worst we’ve ever gone to. Our three year old was tired by the third quarter so we left-alot of fans were outside drinking by the bar. They tinkered with the offense today and limited RGIII to screen passes. It was horrible but it does portend a Romney win per “The Redskins Rule” for elections.

  30. rightymouse says:

    Roger Simon at Pjmedia: “Let’s go out and win this one for Andrew.”

    EFFING YEAH!!!!! 🙂

    http://pjmedia.com/rogerlsimon/2012/11/04/hating-breitbart-race-and-election-2012/

  31. rightymouse says:

    Romney crowd in Colorado via Instapundit.

    instagram.com/p/RlmSk8Mcq2/

    • rightymouse says:

      Go to Instapundit.com and scroll down to here:
      “SOMEONE WITH A BETTER CAMERA: last night’s rally. Yep. Was like that.”

  32. Pakimon says:

    “It lumbered slobberingly into sight and gropingly squeezed Its gelatinous green immensity through the black doorway into the tainted outside air of that poison city of madness.”
    –H.P. Lovecraft

    Is Lovecraft describing Cthulhu or Chunky roaming The Bog in search of Cheetos?

  33. garycooper says:

    Somewhere, Andrew is watching and enjoying the show…we’re going to win! 🙂

    • rightymouse says:

      Eff YEAH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
      Gary, thank you for that!!!! 🙂

      • garycooper says:

        Stole it from Ace…he doesn’t mind, and who cares if he did? That music really lifts the spirit in an ’80’s movie-montage kind of way. 🙂

        Check out this Joe Biden-fan:

      • rightymouse says:

        It captured the energy of Mittmentum! 🙂
        I’m one of those crawling over broken glass to the voting booth on Tuesday. And I’m doing it happily!!! 🙂

    • Arachne says:

      “Andy, did you hear about this one…..”

  34. garycooper says:

    People are getting wicked pissed about the Sandy-response, down on the ground. Hey, what about Obama’s fly-by? Didn’t that fix everything? 😆

  35. garycooper says:

    Watching Christie this week, I became aware of an internet meme that had previously escaped my notice: Christie and Michigan head coach Brady Hoke are the same damn person! 😆

    http://tinyurl.com/ctxeyun

    Christie’s a bit fatter, but it’s still uncanny.

  36. haysoos says:

    the shit hasn’t even hit the fan yet regarding Sandy…in 4-5 more days people will be homicidal…stupid govt has no clue about anything except re-election…the clock is ticking

  37. Pakimon says:

    garycooper :
    I’m having a surprisingly good time, watching Lions football. Usually it leaves me surly, tired and wanting a baloney. Today, we have a running game, which is the first time I can
    say that since Barry Sanders got fed up and quit. Sky’s the limit! (getting carried away, with a .500 team)

    After the game I was surly, tired and wanting baloney but our old pal Musty grabbed the baloney first and is no doubt doing unspeakable things with it.

    So I made me another rum drink, fired up the grill and getting ready to roast meat on fire.

    Barbequed ribs cooked caveman style makes everything better! 😀

    • garycooper says:

      I’m ashamed to say, I had a veggie burger with homemade sweet potato fries, and an iced tea for dinner. What is happening to me?! 😳

      • RTR do da Milyo says:

        Mil-yo.

      • Mustafa pineapple up his ass says:

        I wouldn’t worry unless you find yourself with a bag of Cheetos and standing in front of a grill, wondering how to cook frozen salmon on it. 😀

        The veggie burger is an aberration, no doubt foisted upon you by the female members of your family who are trying to steer you from the “unhealthy” carnivorous caveman diet.

      • Pakimon says:

        Mustafa Pineapple up his ass

        Forgot to change it back. D’oh!

        I’ll just blame it on the evil WordPress spirit and chuck more rocks at it.

  38. Bunk X says:

    I see Charles has fixed his blog again. It ain’t loading. 😀

  39. Doppelganger Milyo! says:

    just saw the milyo stuff

    LMAO!!!!!!!!!

    charles, you fucking idiot

  40. garycooper says:

    Once upon a time, Chunky voted for Richard Milyo Nixon for president.

  41. haysoos says:

    wish I had a milyo dollars

  42. haysoos says:

    mil yo!
    mi mi mil yo….
    cheeto time an I wanna go home

  43. RTR do da Milyo says:

    Milyo Muppet March can’t count.

    One ah ah ah. Two ah ah ah. Three ah ah ah. Milyo ah ah ah!!!

  44. The original doppelganger says:

    I must admit Charles has been pretty darned boring for a long time

    But after the Romney landslide on Tues that fat moonbat is going to be foaming at the mouth and will be a hilarious train wreck for months if not years

    • The original doppelganger says:

      Milyo!

    • Arachne says:

      Since no doubt the Swamp King didn’t get all that involved in the Great Election Theft Caper of 2000, he’ll be searching the interwebz for stories to “appropriate” and then update like he wrote them himself, hoping no one will remember the original versions.

      No doubt his search and replace for the word “Florida” will get a workout.

  45. The original doppelganger says:

    Uh oh. It’s over

    Dork falcon endorses obama.
    http://www.breitbart.com/Big-Hollywood/2012/11/04/obama-lands-coveted-pee-wee

  46. Bunk X says:

    Once I was swimmin in Lizard Land;
    All dem lizards lappin’ Lizardoid’s gland;
    Thought I’d stay, but I won’t blow;
    And then he mentioned his Big Mil-Yo.

    Big Mil-Yo
    Big Mil-Yo
    I want him to cram that Big Mil-Yo…

  47. The original doppelganger says:

    More food Mil yes
    Less food Mil no

    Milyo. Millllllllyo

    Unmata hari
    That food n water ‘ho
    She charged too much
    She had to go

    Milyo
    Millllllyo
    Milyo

  48. Nazis Under The Bed says:

    Sunday night happy feet…

    • garycooper says:

      I’m not a Tool-fan, but that looked like fun. Not only that, but she made it look kind of easy, like I could do it with a little practice. 🙂

    • dwells38 says:

      I don’t know much about rock drumming but it sounded nice and solid, not unnecessarily flashy or busy. Easy on the eyes and the ears!

  49. RTR do da Milyo says:

    milyo milyo milyo lol

  50. Arachne says:

    Pakimon :

    How about “Mustafa lot of (insert bodily fluid or excretion here) on his hands” ? :grin:

    Mustafa pair of brown eyes since he’s so full of shit.

    • poteen2 says:

      Be patient and tolerant now. Mustafa needs to vent safely and anonymously at us big nasty bullies. It’s his only release you know. Cuz at home even his little sister slaps the shit out of his punk ass.

  51. garycooper says:

    I will be glad when this cursed campaign season is over, and the Empty Chair is removed from the seat of power, along with the huge seat of his ungainly wife. Gad, it’s been a long four years!

    Reading this brief story by Lovecraft, I was struck by the similarities between the horror described by the master, and the current political nightmare endured by this country. I only hope and pray that our nightmare ends on Tuesday.

    http://www.dagonbytes.com/thelibrary/lovecraft/nyarlathotep.htm

  52. garycooper says:

    Mustafa Mann (hockey stick)
    Mustafa Penis (penis penis lol)
    Mustafa Brunei, The Sultan Of Brown-Eye

    • poteen2 says:

      I think Mustafa is really one of our BRC on bath salts. Or Imani ABL lost her website and is trolling for attention.

      • garycooper says:

        Bunk said Mustafa was cleared of charges of being “one of ours,” gone rogue. Later I saw him threatening to report the punkass-bitch to the FBI.

        Ipso Fatso (using Johnsonian Logick): Mustafa is Bunk! 😆

      • Bunk X says:

        Mustapha posts with the same misspelings and insults that Little Ugly did. Always going after someone named Martinez, too.

    • Mustafa Milyo says:

      Yeah

  53. garycooper says:

    Sad commentary on our times, featuring Mama Sheehan, rumored to be dating Fatass Johnson:

    http://tinyurl.com/b64j99j

  54. Abu bin Milieu says:

    Bears win! Since today is my 50th anyone wanting to extend a gift will help me vote out Obama, please. penis penis penis lol

  55. babygiraffes says:

    “dough”? you obviously didn’t take French, your pronunciations is atrocious.

    Take this for what it’s worth: I have 3rd hand real-life aquaintances of chuckie (at one point, she had the same house-cleaner as chuckie, that’s how I got some inside dope on his nasty living habits) but the scuttlebutt is chuckie has told people that if romney wins, he will seriously think about shutting down LGF, at very least temporarily or more likely permanently.

    You’d think he’s want to keep it up to bitch for 4 years about Romney, but he detests the guy so much he claims he would withdraw from politics rather than have to talk and think about Mitt. I think it might be he couldn’t stand the gloating against him or defending his posts all this year. That and the fact that he pretty much runs the site as a vanity site now, and if he can’t cheerlead for his hero obama for the next 4 years, there’s really no point anymore. He quietly offered to sell the domain to some leftist bloggers (kos?) but got no takers, or he might be out already.

    Just sayin’, this is what I hear.

  56. Engineer #5 says:

    Chuck has another Gross babble as top post this evening.

    Why doesn’t CJ write his own front page homage (pronounced hommij) to our Great Leader? Because he has no perceptable writing skills? No insight worth sharing? No capacity for critical thought? Yeah, I guess there’s lots of reasons.

  57. JimboXL says:

    I can already guess what the media will do to prop up Obama today and tomorrow. We all know, in fact everyone pretty much agrees that given the current economy, which will now include layoffs, firings, and moving people from full-time to part-time BECAUSE of Obama and Obamacare mandates and regs that Obama should lose as any incumbent would.

    He has not hit 50% nationally in a while, and that is supposedly the omen for an incumbent’s chances, so I would not be surprised if we see national polling outlets put him at that magic 50% and knock Romney down to 46%. Then we know the exit pulls for the swing states will put him ahead by a significant margin. It is so predictable. The bottom line is the WH has those industrial shredders in place but they don’t want to use them and they and the media will pull every dirty trick in the dictator’s guide to staying in power in order to try to get re-elected.

  58. Pakimon says:

    Chunky exhorts his minions!

    This is your reminder that on Tuesday, November 6, 2012, you need to get out and vote for Barack Obama as if your life depended on it. 8 hours ago

    Wasn’t The Chunkster proclaiming an Obama lanslide the other day?

    He doesn’t sound so confident and triumphant now, does he?

    I love the smell of Cheetos and fear in the morning.

    It smells like…like…a panic-stricken, husky pony tailed blogger. (and victory) 😀

    • Doppelganger Milyo! says:

      I was all geeked to vote for Romney but Charles if you put it like that, I guess I have to vote for Obama

      milyo

      I bid you a doe

    • garycooper says:

      “As if your life depended on it…” 😆

      The morbidly-obese fail-blogger has gone all drama queen-y on us. Did he forget to read Nate Silver’s assurances of a landslide-win for Obama, last night? That’s mandatory bedtime reading material for moonbats, Chunky. Read Nate, as if your life depended on it!

  59. Mustafa pineapple up his ass says:

    Ow Ow Ow Ow …Oh, the butthurt!… Ow Ow Ow Ow

  60. garycooper says:

    Barone predicts Romney will win handily. Also, I had a dream last night in which Romney won, and Obama was actually glad that he had lost — turns out, he hated being president all along, and couldn’t wait to be done with it.

    Let’s all be done with it, already. It was a groovy bit of stunt-casting, putting a complete naif in the White House, but it didn’t work out too good now did it? 😯

    ————————————————–
    Prediction: Romney Beats Obama, Handily

    By Michael Barone
    November 5, 2012 3:00 A.M

    . Fundamentals usually prevail in American elections. That’s bad news for Barack Obama. True, Americans want to think well of their presidents, and many think it would be bad if Americans were perceived as rejecting the first black president.

    But it’s also true that most voters oppose Obama’s major policies and consider the very sluggish economic recovery unsatisfactory — Friday’s job report showed an unemployment uptick.

    Also, both national and target-state polls show that independents — voters who don’t identify themselves as Democrats or Republicans — break for Romney.

    That might not matter if Democrats outnumbered Republicans by 39 to 32 percent, as they did in the 2008 exit poll. But just about every indicator suggests that Republicans are more enthusiastic about voting — and about their candidate — than they were in 2008, and Democrats are less so.

    That’s been apparent in early and absentee voting, where Democrats trail their 2008 numbers in target states Virginia, Ohio, Iowa, and Nevada.

    The Obama campaign strategy, from the beginning, has recognized these handicaps, running barrages of early anti-Romney ads in states that Obama carried narrowly. But other states, not so heavily barraged, have come into contention.

    Which candidate will get the electoral votes of the target states? I’ll go out on a limb and predict them, in ascending order of 2008 Obama percentages — fully aware that I’m likely to get some wrong.

    Indiana (eleven electoral votes). Uncontested. Romney.

    North Carolina (15 electoral votes). Obama has abandoned this target. Romney.

    Florida (29). The biggest target state has trended Romney since the Denver debate. I don’t see any segment of the electorate favoring Obama more than in 2008, and I see some (South Florida Jews) favoring him less. Romney.

    Ohio (18). The anti-Romney auto-bailout ads have Obama running well enough among blue-collar voters for him to lead most polls. But many polls anticipate a more Democratic electorate than in 2008. Early voting tells another story, and so does the registration decline in Cleveland’s Cuyahoga County. In 2004, intensity among rural, small-town, and evangelical voters, undetected by political reporters who don’t mix in such circles, produced a narrow Bush victory. I see that happening again. Romney.

    Virginia (13). Post-debate polling mildly favors Romney, and early voting is way down in heavily Democratic Arlington, Alexandria, Richmond, and Norfolk. Northern Virginia Asians may trend Romney. Romney.

    Colorado (nine). Unlike 2008, registered Republicans outnumber registered Democrats, and more Republicans than Democrats have voted early. The Republican trend in 2010 was squandered by weak candidates for governor and senator. Not this time. Romney.

    Iowa (six). The unexpected Romney endorsements by the Des Moines Register and three other newspapers gave voice to buyer’s remorse in a state Obama carried by ten points. Democrats’ traditional margin in early voting has declined. Romney.

    Minnesota (ten). A surprise last-minute media buy for the Romney campaign. But probably a bridge too far. Obama.

    New Hampshire (four). Polls are very tight here. I think superior Republican intensity will prevail. Romney.

    Pennsylvania (20). Everyone would have picked Obama two weeks ago. I think higher turnout in pro-coal western Pennsylvania and higher Republican percentages in the Philadelphia suburbs could produce a surprise. The Romney team evidently thinks so too. Their investment in TV time is too expensive to be a mere feint, and as this is written, Romney is planning a Sunday event in Bucks County outside Philly. Wobbling on my limb, Romney.

    Nevada (six). Democratic early-voting turnout is down from 2008 in Las Vegas’s Clark County, 70 percent of the state. But the casino unions’ turnout machine on Election Day reelected an unpopular Harry Reid in 2010, and I think they’ll get enough Latinos and Filipinos out this time. Obama.

    Wisconsin (ten). Recent polling is discouraging for Republicans. But Governor Scott Walker handily survived the recall effort in June with a great organizational push. Democrats depend heavily on margins in inner-city Milwaukee (population down) and the Madison university community. But early voting is down in university towns in other states. The Obama campaign is prepared to turn out a big student vote, but you don’t see many Obama signs on campuses. Romney.

    Oregon (seven), New Mexico (five), New Jersey (14). Uncontested. Obama.

    Michigan (16). Romney chose Pennsylvania, where there’s no auto-bailout issue. Obama.

    Bottom line: Romney 315, Obama 223. That sounds high for Romney. But he could drop Pennsylvania and Wisconsin and still win the election. Fundamentals.

    — Michael Barone is senior political analyst for the Washington Examiner. © 2012 The Washington Examiner. Distributed by Creators.com

  61. garycooper says:

    Tell it like it is, bro. 😆

  62. garycooper says:

    All these people predict a landslide for Romney, so when you couple that with Chunky’s guarantee of an Obama-landslide, it must be in the bag! For us, I mean. The sane ones.

    http://www.theblaze.com/stories/romney-landslide-here-are-the-biggest-names-predicting-it-how-it-will-happen/

  63. garycooper says:

    http://www.vice.com/read/an-inconvenient-urethra-pissing-with-the-gogirl

    Watch the video at the end of this article, and tell me if you find this gal attractive. Be honest.

    • Pakimon says:

      I couldn’t overcome the “stupid factor” with that chick.

      • garycooper says:

        The stupid is strong, in this one. She has one thing on her side, and it is the one thing that no amount of money can buy: Youth. The double-edged sword, to end all double-edged swords. 😆

      • Pakimon says:

        You speak truth, Grasshopper. 😀

  64. Pakimon says:

    As I predicted, “the usual suspect” polls are now going with “too close to call” or “Obama with a slight lead” mantra in an effort to cover their asses in the credibility department.

    As far as the MSM goes, here’s what I predict will happen tomorrow.

    They all know that The Choomster’s only hope is to reduce GOP turnout as much as possible.

    Their plan of attack tomorrow will be as follows:

    1) Push the ‘Obama is winning handily according to our exit-polling!” mantra all day regardless of what the real exit polling says.

    2) Push the “Democrat turnout is much, MUCH larger then expected!” mantra all day regardless of the real turnout numbers.

    3) Call states prematurely for The Choomster where they can get away with it and Romney where they can’t.

    Ignore anything you hear on the MSM tomorrow because it is most likely going to be complete bullshit.

    The real fun will start about 10 PM EST when all the polls close and the real numbers start being reported.

    As annoying as the biased and slipshod reporting by the MSM will be tomorrow, it will have an unintended effect.

    Leftist moonbats will be hanging on and believing all the tripe being farted out by the MSM.

    They will be gloating, crowing and cheering triumphantly all day as well as trolling conservative blogs with “In your face!” type comments.

    When the real numbers start being reported after the last polls close on the west coast and Romney surges ahead to a comfortable (and probably crushing) victory, the bleats, squeals and howls of anguish will dwarf those that we heard in 2004.

    I’m voting early tomorrow and then going to sit back and watch the moonbat carnage as it unfolds, all the while laughing and wallowing in blissful schadenfreude. 😈

    • Pakimon says:

      Here’s a visual aide for tomorrow”s upcoming schadenfreude 😆

      • garycooper says:

        Love that scene! One of the best episodes of all time, too. I was actually shocked at the end, and I’m pretty much unshockable at this point in my jaded, cynical life.

        The schadenfreude is chilling in the fridge, ready to pop the cork in a matter of hours. The firecrackers are also poised to attack the patio. Apologies in advance, to my faithful dog.

  65. garycooper says:

    Bettye would like to dedicate this song to Barack Obama:

  66. Doppelganger Milyo! says:

    Fire Millen–Done

    Fire Obama–tomorrow

    • garycooper says:

      Millen’s crap took years to clean up, and so will Obama’s. But, you have to put out the fire, before you can start the restoration process. The trucks are on the way.

  67. ScarlettPimpernel says:

    Charles Johnson, of the Cult of Little Green Footballs, is a legend in his own mind.

  68. OLT's Pissin' Contest - No Moaning Allowed says:

    garycooper :
    http://www.vice.com/read/an-inconvenient-urethra-pissing-with-the-gogirl
    Watch the video at the end of this article, and tell me if you find this gal attractive. Be honest.

    I see she has something against Catholics. Which makes sense, since Catholics are forcing girls out of schools and into bags all over the world … wait, what? Oh, right … that’s not Catholics, but it IS the ONE religion in Canada that would be able to successfully haul you into “court” for bravely pissing on their monument and politely posting undeniable evidence, like, say, photos of you testing a “Go Girl” on the wall of a mosque. So you stick to Catholics. How brave and cutting edge you are!

    ANYHOO, this product does have a use in Leave No Trace outdoors activities, it has been used successfully by women who are doing something they take seriously instead of just being a cute little bitch on an uninformed youthful political tear. But what the Hell, that takes putting aside your uniformed prejudices (what? what? WHAT?) and considering an explanation or maybe even the product brochure. I.e., being mature, i.e. being a Conservative.

    OTOH, if she really were an edgy girl, she would do what an old college buddy of mine did often on a bet (and always won) … learn how to pull her pants down, pinch those labia together just so, and piss standing up not only LIKE a guy, but BETTER than a guy. That’s correct, Dianne (the product of an all-girl Catholic high school, which is your first clue that she can out-drink you) won pissing contests more than once and in my sight. For distance and accuracy. I plead the ignorance of youth for not pursuing her and marrying her to produce a race of super-confident hyper-capable Texas wimmenz to RULE THE WORLD!!!!!11TY!. But I digress.

    Summary: Libs: Most of you have just failed to grow up. I blame Bush. This chiquita may salvage herself, or she could stay on this path and end up as Sandra Fluke. See what you Libs have wrought?

    • garycooper says:

      I’m in love with Dianne, but intimidated by her. I would not want to get into a pissing-contest with her, and lose miserably. But I still love her.

      But hey! My wife and daughters went to all-girl Catholic schools, and they do not drink heavily, or much at all. True lightweights. When I first started dating my wife, I had a ferocious thirst, where the first two beers were just priming the pump. She could make one beer last half the night. I liked the economy of it. 😉

      Back to the dirty girl in the video…well, I’d better just let that go. I’m a dirty old man. 😳

      • Mustafa Milyo says:

        I think that whether or not Catholics drink a lot or not has more to do with whether or not they’re Irish.

      • garycooper says:

        I’m Irish-American, about 7/8 worth. Raised Catlick. Got the drinking out of my system pretty early. Seeing other alkies in extended family, and a couple of friends going down hard, took the fun out of it. Plus, I like feeling good, rather than feeling like shit all the time. And looking good, or at least better than a pee-smelling hobo laying in the doorway. That was my last view of my great-uncle, btw. God rest his soul, he fought across Europe with Gen. Patton, but never returned to the successful lawyer he was before the war.

  69. dwells38 says:

    Mustafa Milyo :Like adieu: ay-dough. k?

    So when Charles bids someone adieu he’s actually pronouncing it adee-yo to himself. Does he think sacrebleu is pronounced sack-ree-blow?

  70. dwells38 says:

    Someone tweeted “Obama will take an early lead on election day until all the Republicans get off work” 🙂

    • rightymouse says:

      Heh.. 🙂

    • rightymouse says:

      Told my boss I won’t be in on Wednesday because I plan on being up very late tomorrow night. 🙂

    • gizbot7 says:

      dwells38 :
      Someone tweeted “Obama will take an early lead on election day until all the Republicans get off work”

      So true!!!! I will be chomping at the bit to vote tomorrow waiting for the hubby to get off work so we can go together. I only wish I had to wait to get off work!!!

  71. haysoos says:

    just bought a new, shiney Duncan MilyoYo

  72. Minnow says:

    I heard that Mil-Yo-Yo-Ma is a Democrat. That ought to make Fatass happy…

  73. Bunk X says:

    Let the sock paranoia begin!

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    Article: Ohio Republicans Make Last-Ditch Effort to Steal the Election

    Can you flounce without a single comment?

  74. haysoos says:

    milyo milyo
    it’s off the cliff I go

  75. rightymouse says:

    This thread is dead, Jim. 🙂

    • Bunk X says:

      Someone needs to come up with a pre-election day thread. Chuck’s latest is too lame to quote from.

    • Doppelganger says:

      damn your Vulcan milyo Spock!

    • Bunk X says:

      The lizards are busy discussing the mil-yo of cooking rice. No recipes – how many cups of water to use. Chuck is busy repairing the codie stuff that he’s broken over the past few days.

      • haysoos says:

        ‘Mil-yo And The Art Of Rice’….
        by Chuk Long Rong

      • rightymouse says:

        Yer kidding? For most types of rice it’s 2 cups of boiing water to every cup of rice, turn heat to low, cover and steam for 20 minutes. Perfect rice, every time.

  76. garycooper says:

    Here are some insults, to give us some ideas for dealing with wretched, bitter dhimmicraps in the coming days…

  77. Bunk X says:

    599 Gus Mon, Nov 5, 2012 2:18:40pm
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    I haven’t seen any reports of looting. This is just flat out racist bullshit. Notice how Starnes says “it like a JUNGLE out there.” Plus they quickly turn the conversation into some imaginary BS about looting into some imaginary BS about riots after the election. Again.

  78. OLT's Looters, Furries, and Bears, Oh My says:

    Bunk X :

    599 Gus Mon, Nov 5, 2012 2:18:40pm
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    I haven’t seen any reports of looting. This is just flat out racist bullshit. Notice how Starnes says “it like a JUNGLE out there.” Plus they quickly turn the conversation into some imaginary BS about looting into some imaginary BS about riots after the election. Again.

    Well, if GUS hasn’t seen it, it just hasn’t happened. After all, he’s in a GARAGE.

    http://www.cnn.com/video/?hpt=hp_t1#/video/us/2012/11/03/todd-sandy-looters.cnn
    (Brian Todd, CNN reporter. CNN is a noted wingnut website)

    http://www.foxnews.com/us/2012/11/05/superstorm-sandy-starting-to-bring-out-worst-in-public-along-east-coast/
    (Fox News report with obvious fake photo)

    http://usnews.nbcnews.com/_news/2012/11/04/14915710-nyc-crime-falls-by-one-third-in-wake-of-superstorm-sandy?lite
    (NBC carelessly quotes noted right-wing smear site “Reuters” as they make racist allegations of looting)

    http://www.huffingtonpost.com/2012/10/31/hurricane-sandy-looting-brooklyn-coney-island_n_2047183.html
    (Racist skinhead site Huffington Post makes further false looting claims)

    http://abcnews.go.com/ABC_Univision/News/looters-prey-sandys-hardest-hit/story?id=17610984
    ABC News, long known as a right-wing hate sight, makes despicable allegations of looting in Sandy’s wake.

    A search using the wingnut Google Corp site yielded over 21,000,000 (that’s 21 mill-yo) results.

  79. haysoos says:

    these are friends of mine…
    they need more exposure as do all roots players…
    Tommy Malone is a superb guitar player
    consider the subdudes

  80. OLT's Looters, Furries, and Bears, Oh My says:

    Bunk X :

    599 Gus Mon, Nov 5, 2012 2:18:40pm
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    I haven’t seen any reports of looting. This is just flat out racist bullshit. Notice how Starnes says “it like a JUNGLE out there.” Plus they quickly turn the conversation into some imaginary BS about looting into some imaginary BS about riots after the election. Again.

    Riot threats reported by wingnut media:

    http://now.msn.com/obama-supporters-tweeting-threats-to-riot-if-romney-elected

  81. Pakimon says:

    Why I’m Voting to Re-Elect Barack Obama lgf.bz/SovD03 32 minutes ago

    Because you’re a washed-up failure and a fat, Cheetos eating imbecile with a ponytail?

  82. rightymouse says:

    Apparently, all eyes are on Ohio. Keep in mind that we voted in a Republican Governor after Strickland (Democrat), who only survived one term. When all is said & done, folks in Ohio don’t suffer fools for very long. That ‘s not to say that some Dem strongholds like Cuyahoga County never seem to learn, but we keep praying, anyway. 🙂

    I’ll be sure to post after I vote tomorrow. 🙂