Diary of Daedalus vs. Little Green Footballs?

Is that Daedalus?

Nobody cares who Stephen Bishop is anymore. Even fewer care about Charles Johnson, except for us. Carry on.

49 Comments on “Diary of Daedalus vs. Little Green Footballs?”

  1. Pakimon says:

    I remember the song that drove Daedalus into the above frenzy. 😆

    I gave my love a Cheeto

    That had no stone

    I gave my love A Mountain Dew

    That had no foam

    I gave my love a meme

    That had no end

    I gave…” (jazzy guitar destruction ensues)

  2. Pakimon says:

    Saw this in the Chunkywarrior Theatre:

    Reddit is reacting really badly to the revelation that a big part of their success is due to pandering to borderline pedophiles. Wonder why?

    Wait a minute, wasn’t Chunky honking and bragging the other day about all the hits he was getting from “the Reddit fire hose”?

    Chunky had no problem with “borderline pedophiles” coming to The Bog to read about (and hoping for a glimpse at) a morbidly obese little girl.

    Wonder why? 🙄

  3. MrPaulRevere says:

    LGF, your one stop shop for profound political commentary:


    Charles Johnson Sat, Oct 13, 2012 5:17:53pm


    I don’t understand how anyone could possibly say no to Morgan Freeman.

  4. garycooper says:

    Even his grandchildren can’t say no to him, he’s such a wonderful, wise old fellow. Such a class act! He was so wise and shit also, when he was saying the Tea Party would do anything to get the black man out of the White House, even though later he said America still hadn’t elected the first true black man to the presidency, as Obama is half-white. Well, he’s old, is Mr. Freeman…can’t expect him to be razor-sharp every minute.


    Morgan Freeman caught in ‘incest’ scandal
    June 18th, 2009

    Morgan Freeman has allegedly been having a decade long near-incestuous affair with his 27-year-old step-granddaughter E’dena Hines. If you’re doing the math, that means she was 17 at the start of their relationship which The National Enquirer claims led to his divorce from wife Myrna:

    “Myrna said E’dena told her that when she was a teenager, she and Morgan went to dinner at a friend’s house one evening. Both had been drinking, and when they returned home, Morgan attempted to have sex with her. They stopped just short of having intercourse,” the source, a close family insider, told The ENQUIRER.
    “E’Dena explained to Myrna that she stopped Morgan from going any further.”

    Myrna confronted Morgan, and he agreed to leave E’Dena alone – but unbeknownst to Myrna, the relationship continued for years, said the source. E’Dena has also been Morgan’s escort to several public events, including last summer’s premiere of the blockbuster Bat-flick hit, The Dark Knight.
    “Nobody thought anything of it, because she would be introduced as his ‘granddaughter.’ The family insider divulged. “It’s not technically incest, because they are not related by blood…[but] Morgan is trying desperately to keep his divorce out of open court so all the shameful facts won’t become public.”

    • Pakimon says:

      The old coot just couldn’t keep his hands of that Funky Cold E’Dena. 😆

      • garycooper says:

        I used to love that song, Paki. It hasn’t aged very well, but it’s still more listenable than most of the crap on pop stations these days.

    • rightymouse says:

      That’s so racist of you to point out Morgan’s sexual creepiness! You can only do that if they are white & Republican. Then, and only then, is it acceptable to go on & on about it.

      • garycooper says:

        I used to talk about Woody Allen’s sexual creepiness back in the day, when I was just an anti-Semite. I wrote something here about Ayn Rand’s sexual creepiness not long ago, when I was feeling especially commie-libturd. Heck, I even chortled at Hulk Hogan’s sexual creepiness last week, in a burst of anti-American pan-jingoism. Guess I’m all over the map, on that one.

      • rightymouse says:

        Don’t forget that Whoopi Goldberg was very forgiving and tolerant of Roman Polanski. Wasn’t ‘rape, rape’, don’tcha know?

      • ThomasRaven says:

        If it is good enough for Mohammad its good enough for Morgan.

    • gizbot7 says:

      Let’s not forget that not only is she his step-granddaughter, but Freeman and his wife raised her since she was a child (and actual child, not just legally). Talk about creeeeepy! He’s been on my s-list ever since I learned about that. Also killed Shawshank Redemption for me. So nasty.

  5. garycooper says:

    First new Stones song in ages…I think I like it. I’d like to hear a little more Richards-riffin’, but Mick is in great voice here.

    • rightymouse says:

      Dunno. Sounds like much of their other stuff. Have never been a Strolling Bones fan anyway.

      • garycooper says:

        Well, you’d have to take that scratchy old Glenn Miller 78 off the Victrola first, and then the rpm would still be off for the Stones album, making them sound like chipmunks on acid. I can see where that wouldn’t jive up your flapper-dance. Never too late to start, though. Try a little shot of bathtub-gin first…that’s how I first gained a serious appreciation of “Exile On Main Street.”

        In the meantime, I found something wild I think you’ll like, of a Sunday noon-ish:

      • rightymouse says:

        😆 Did you send that to Elizabeth Warren? :mrgreen:

        Just never got into the Rolling Stones. The Beatles, Cream, Hendrix etal were my faves at the time.

      • garycooper says:

        I wasn’t a huge fan of the Stones until I saw them live in the late ’70’s, with my head in a very chemically-enhanced condition. It did something to me, I guess. Similar to brainwashing or hypnotizing. I’ve never gotten over it. 😯

      • rightymouse says:

        Never got a chance to go to live concerts except a Doobie Brother’s one in Bangkok & a Rick Springfield one in Los Angeles in my late twenties. The latter one was because he was cute.

  6. Zimriel says:

    You realise that by LGF’s rulez, in which association with associators of people who picked up a Shelby Foote book once are NEO CONFEDERATES . . .

    . . . that means LGF is a pedobear site

  7. rightymouse says:

    Seeing that Animal House clip reminded me of just how much John Belushi contributed to cult film greatness. Why he was so unhappy & self-destructive is beyond me. The parallel is closer to Johnson’s self-destruction.

  8. rightymouse says:

    Glad to see the Twitterwarrior’s tweets are showing again. 🙂 Seeing his boring, narcissistic ‘look-at-me’ crap is a great reminder of his break with reality.

  9. garycooper says:

    How can Fatass be kvetching about the Reddit Firehose being set to pedonews, when he was dancing around naked under the punishing stream the other day with Jerry Sandusky and a flock of naked little boys? Reveling in it? Tweeting about it?

    Oh, yes….hypocrisy. That’s why.

  10. garycooper says:

    Dear Derek Jeter,

    So sorry to hear about your recent injury. You are a great man, with the finest team photo of adorable doxies ever assembled, and a ton of hits besides. It won’t be the same, beating your Yankees with you on the sideline. It will still be great, but it won’t be the same.

    Get well soon,

    Jose Valverde

    P.S. Do you still have Minka’s cell #? Is it okay if I call her?

  11. RTR Snot Impressed says:

    No, it’s the donkey show.

  12. rightymouse says:

    Am going to make some white chicken chili for dinner. I must be a raaaaaaaaaaaaaacist. 🙂

    • garycooper says:

      I’m in the process of boiling up some corned beef, cabbage and taters. That makes me an Irish Catholic papist, which also screams, “RAAAAAAAAAAAAACISSSSSSST.” It’s a bloodcurdlin’ scream, to wake the banshees. Oh, and we don’t like abortion, either, as part of our ongoing War On Womyn. AYE-EEEEEEEEE! (cough)

  13. rightymouse says:

    Speaking of racism…Charlie Martin has a marvelous rant a PJ Media:


    “It was Nathan Bedford Forrest, a Democrat, who founded the Ku Klux Klan.
    Woodrow Wilson segregated Federal Buildings and jobs after 50 years of integration under largely Republican administrations.
    It was the Democrat Party in the South that instituted Jim Crow Laws.
    It was the Democrat Party in the South that instituted “separate but equal”.
    It was the Democrat Party in the South that supported the Ku Klux Klan.
    It was George Wallace and the Democrat Party in the South that said “Segregation Forever”.
    It was Orval Faubus and the Democrat Party that wanted the Arkansas National Guard to enforce segregation, and Dwight Eisenhower, a Republican President, that sent the 101st Airborne to integrate the schools.
    It was Bull Connor, a member of the Democrat National Committee, who turned the hoses on the marchers in Birmingham, and it was the Republicans who made up the majority that passed the 1964 Civil Rights Act, over the filibuster of such Democrat paragons as William Fulbright and Al Gore Sr. — and Grand Kleagle Byrd.
    (And no, the Dixiecrats didn’t join the Republican Party – most of them remained Democrats.)
    It was the Democrats who kept Grand Kleagle Byrd in the party.
    It was Democrats who called General Colin Powell a “house nigger”.
    It was Democrats who called Condi Rice — who grew up with and knew the little girls in Birmingham who were blown up, by Democrats — an “Aunt Jemima” and ran cartoons of her with fat lips doing Hattie McDaniel riffs.
    It was Democrats, or at least Obama supporters, who called Stacy Dash a hundred different racist names for daring to leave the Democrat plantaion.

    It’s the Democrats who hold annual dinners honoring Andrew Jackson, who owned slaves and who orchestrated the Removal, the Trail of Tears, the near genocide of several of the Indian Nations.”

    Bite me, Charlie…..

  14. rightymouse says:

    Arlen Specter has passed away. He was such an odd man.


  15. rightymouse says:

    Obama flora. Lefty trolling. Buzzfeed & DU busted for posting troll photo.