LOL GUS 802 OMG IRNY

Dude caught it. Way to go Gus 802! 24 UPDINGS! You spotted racism and reported it. Nevermind that Elizabeth Warren lied and claimed to be 1/32  “Native American” to take advantage of racist Affirmative Action programs for her own financial benefit at the expense of others more deserving. You nailed it.

Kudos also to pragmatic liberal movie lover, Arsenal and Redskins fan, Anglo-Americophile “Danielle Blake” for being honest in her dumbass hypocrisy.

[Personal to Gus 802– We know you’re pissed about getting left out of The Series, but you just don’t rank. We’ve got spare extension cords and AA batteries if you need them.]


103 Comments on “LOL GUS 802 OMG IRNY”

  1. livefreeor die says:

    On behalf of Redskins’ fans everywhere I apologize for this idiot.

    • Bunk X says:

      Which one? @Gus_802, @DCPlod, or the original poster @SueWinMA, or Briareus?
      We already know Briareus is a dickhead.
      The others fall into the category of Penis Penis Penis LOL.

  2. garycooper says:

    Is Gussie confused about who the racist is supposed to be in this scenario?

    ‘Cuz I am. 🙂

  3. livefreeor die says:

    I must have missed the part where Scott Brown forced Warren to exploit a family legend several years ago to become successful.

    • Speranza says:

      She actually is related to the General who helped enforce the Trail of Tears march of the Cherokees from Georgia to what is now Oklahoma.

  4. Voltaire's Crack says:

    She wears the outfit and makeup with about as much authenticity as Kinchloe in a SS uniform.

  5. mrpaulrevere says:

    Has Lawhawk been identified? I googled his name and found some interesting coincidences. I report you decide: http://theothermccain.com/2012/09/27/e-mail-to-a-troll/

  6. Kurts red foreskin says:

    Hey Daniel Blake,
    the term “Redskins” refer to Indian scalps, right?

    or are they just potatos?

    • RTR's a Cheapskate says:

      I think ‘redskin’ means penis penis penis lol.

      Or maybe not so funny. Especially if accompanied by a pussy discharge. And no antibiotics that work on it.

  7. Bunk X says:

    This story is a good ‘un.

  8. garycooper says:

    Note to Gus: I know it sucks that you were left out of The Series, but at least you got this headline here mostly to yourself. Plus, earlier today it was suggested that the half-wild dog in Jack London’s “To Build A Fire” was a metaphorical match for you, in regards to your current and future roles at LGF.

    Today was a Good Day, me man. 🙂

  9. garycooper says:

    That guy who killed himself on TV today after the car-chase did the long-suffering taxpayers a favor. Too bad more criminals don’t do likewise.

  10. garycooper says:

    That looks pretty callous in print, eh? Well, sorry. I’m sorry, Charles. I’m turning into a thick-shelled crustacean in my old age. Again, me deepest apologies to Charles, good sir.

    • dwells38 says:

      No it wasn’t. He preyed on innocents, put the officers in danger, and then would have to have become a ward of the state once captured. If he’d started the day off offing himself everyone would have been better off but you’re right, he did the right thing in the end. Society is for civilized people. People who aren’t don’t deserve to be here and exist at our pleasure and indulgence only if their families can’t control or contain them. Why I don’t like socialism, I can’t control people and many of them can’t control themselves. So I don’t want to be financially responsible for them at the expense of my own loved ones.

  11. Bunk X says:

    BTW, Daedalus says he’s on vacation in The Land of The Onions and The Eels, so if anyone wants to toss a wad at LGF, have at it and email the admins.

  12. JimboXL says:

    Dope whistle for the left and Dims.

  13. garycooper says:

    Namaste, everyone.

    I’m sorry, Charles.

    Penis penis penis LOL.

  14. rightymouse says:

    Chuckie tweets:

    “Spent about a half hour puzzling over a bug today before discovering that I’d used ‘.’ instead of ‘+’ to concatenate strings in a JS file. 13 hours ago”

    OMG. WHO CARES?????????

  15. rightymouse says:

    garycooper :
    I don’t think you can appreciate how monstrously annoying this woman is, until you read her biography here: http://www.brandylyn.com/biography/about-brandy.html
    Stand back, mortals. You are not worthy.

    Wait until she has a couple of kids.

  16. RTR's Rude Awakening says:

    This is racist as soon as Chucky get up, right?

    http://www.politico.com/news/stories/0912/81808.html

    I mean, the only possible motivation for this is race.

    • livefreeor die says:

      Definitely racism. Only white males can be held accountable for lying.

    • rightymouse says:

      “Senate Foreign Relations Chairman John Kerry (D-Mass.) defended Rice late Friday in a statement, saying, “I’m deeply disturbed by efforts to find the politics instead of finding the facts in this debate…”

      That’s really sick considering the fact pattern surrounding the deaths of four American citizens by 7th century barbarians.

      • RTR's Rude Awakening says:

        Speaking of J F’n K, remember 8 years ago, when it was cool and progressive for a multi-gazillionaire gigolo to be prez? I guess being a multi-gazillionaire is ok as long as you didn’t earn it yourself.

  17. windbag says:

    Elizabeth Warren, pretending to be a biker.

  18. rightymouse says:

    RTR’s Rude Awakening :
    Speaking of J F’n K, remember 8 years ago, when it was cool and progressive for a multi-gazillionaire gigolo to be prez? I guess being a multi-gazillionaire is ok as long as you didn’t earn it yourself.

    Yeah. And Edwards made a ton channeling dead babies.
    Nary a peep out of MSM over their wealth.
    At least we know that they’re consistent with their hypocrisy.

  19. rightymouse says:

    Iron Fist :
    Congratulations!

    Thanks! Both sets of kids are expecting girls. 🙂

    • garycooper says:

      Congratulations, ‘Mouse. Girls are the best.

      Girls are all I know, as a parent. I have nephews…they’re all kind of scruffy. I guess they have their usefulness, when they get older and can hold a job, and their liquor…

      • rightymouse says:

        I hope that daughter has a girl just like her. 😆

      • RTR's Rude Awakening says:

        Until they start showing interest in boys. And that’s a best-case scenario.

      • livefreeor die says:

        Ahem. I have three boys. You pay your dues the first five years and then sail through high school without the hours of drama every day.

      • garycooper says:

        Yes, but the drama is what makes teenaged girls so endlessly fascinating! And when the boys come around, it just heightens the drama wonderfully. 😯

        I’ll be honest, i would have like a boy to teach sports and watch “The Three Stooges” with me. My girls are smart and talented, but they don’t do sports. I watched and listened to a LOT of music, dance and theater instead of hockey, baseball and whatever. I’m fine with it, except it turned me gay, Gay is better. 🙂

    • Kurt's constipated demon says:

      make sure you watch the life of Julia

      apparently a girl can get free shit from the government from cradle to grave.

  20. rightymouse says:

    ISpeakJive :
    Yep, you wake up one morning and your butt has migrated to your belly. How did THAT happen???

    I don’t know but am NOT HAPPY about it. 😦

    • garycooper says:

      The hot flashes are fun, eh? My wife is having them constantly, these days. Drinks a lot of ice water.

      • rightymouse says:

        I remember protesting when my polar bear hubby wanted cuddles while I was in the midst of a night sweat. He bellowed “Do you mean I have to put up with this sh*t for another 5 years??’

        Be kind to your wifey, Gary, so the years don’t go on for forever. 🙂

      • garycooper says:

        Oh, I’m very kind to her. I know when to keep my mouth shut, after years of not knowing, and suffering the consequences. I bring her a nice glass of ice water or iced tea, and watch “Housewives Of Bitch City” with her, and it’s all good in Empty Nest Land.

      • rightymouse says:

        I’m dreading empty nest syndrome. 😦
        Son is anything but a Mama’s Boy, but he’s a terrific young man & I’ll miss him terribly when the time comes for him to be on his own.

      • garycooper says:

        Like I tell my wife: we could always adopt a kid or two more. Then she says, “No way!”

        Of course, her/our nest isn’t really empty, with both girls texting and calling several times a day. We have a long way to go, before they’re self-sufficient. Miles to go, before we sleep…peacefully.

  21. dwells38 says:

    Oh how pathetic. Hey Gus, uh no one thinks Liz Warren is really an Indian. Not even her own brother who actually made an effort to research it. Her mother’s death certificate had a race designation of “White”. If her own mom (the supposed Indian side) didn’t think of herself as fricking as Cherokee/Delaware how the hell can this idiot tell Harvard she’s an Indian? The answer: she can’t and she’s a fraud and an oppurtunistic liar. Are you willingly owning up to being a moron? You really don’t understand that sign? Then your IQ is well below 80 I would guess. Or you for some reason feel the need to be douche for Chunkles Johnson.

  22. rightymouse says:

    livefreeor die :
    Ahem. I have three boys. You pay your dues the first five years and then sail through high school without the hours of drama every day.

    Daughter was a complete Daddy’s Girl. Mega drama 7/24. 🙂

    • garycooper says:

      With my siblings, of which there were nine, four girls and five boys, there was a wide range of personalities and behavior during the troubled-teen years. A few were perfect angels, and a couple were wild animals (I was in the latter group, with my crazy sister, who now owns her own interior design firm), and the rest were somewhere in-between. Everyone turned out fine, eventually. Miraculously!

      • rightymouse says:

        She was the only girl and the apple of her Daddy’s eye. She could do no wrong even when she did. Daddy said so. 🙂

      • Bunk X says:

        None of my siblings were ever arrested, so I got to tell them how much fun it was. Fortunately, it happened before I was 18, so I had to perform community service for a while.

        Then the summer after graduating from H.S., some friends and I thought it would be a good idea to steal a “Welcome To Struttsville” sign. The bolts were rusted, and the creaking could have been heard for miles on that otherwise quiet night.

        We got caught, and were dragged to the police station. The cop scared the crap out of us. The he said he was going to let us go for one reason – he himself had done the same thing when he was our age.

  23. garycooper says:

    A pithy little article and link, from Small Dead Animals:
    http://www.smalldeadanimals.com/archives/021453.html

    Whatever happened to the outrage?

    Remember the widespread anger about the amount of warrantless wiretapping that went on during the years of the Bush administration? Remember the constant drumbeat of dire warnings about this egregious violation of the Constitution, and the media’s reminders of widespread public opposition, and the calls for Bush’s impeachment?

    It’s safe to say now, in retrospect, that he was really being accused of governing while Republican. http://directorblue.blogspot.ca/2012/09/aclu-bush-administration-quadrupled.html

    Posted by EBD at 12:16 AM| Comments (13

  24. Pakimon says:

    Chunky tweets:

    In Ohio, Voter Suppression Efforts May Be Galvanizing African-American Voters lgf.bz/QoQvDp 2 minutes ago

    Guess Chunky finally got around to watching the “Obama Fone lady” vidieo. 😆

  25. garycooper says:

    #nowplaying Rage Against The Machine > The Battle Of Los Angeles > Testify lgf.bz/NLiKwz 19 minutes ago
    #nowplaying Rage Against the Machine > The Battle of Los Angeles > Sleep Now In the Fire lgf.bz/NLiKwz 49 minutes ago

    Look how hip I am! I’m playing commie-rock-rap from 1999! Whyohwhy won’t the kids chine up with my blog? 😡

    I remember Chunky mocking Rage Against The Machine, back when he wasn’t a communist himself. Seems like 100 million civilian casualties ago…

    • Kurt's constipated demon says:

      rage against the machine is for guys who want to feel bad ass, but who lock their car doors when a black person crosses the street in front of them at a red light

    • RTR's Rude Awakening says:

      Back when he was a “jazz musician”, he was too highbrow for that crap. It’s semi-hilarious to watch him ditch the highbrow shtick in pursuit of the mom’s basement crowd.

      • RTR's Rude Awakening says:

        BTW, that seem to me to be some substantial evidence that “Charles” isn’t the Charles Johnson of old. Musical snobbery never goes away. Never.

        I suspect that he’s still involved, but most of the “Charles” posts and tweets are coming from somebody else., or more likely several somebody elses.

  26. Kurt's constipated demon says:

    the only voter supression laws that I know of that prevent blacks from voting are the laws that put them in prison

    don’t do the crime, you don’t do the time and you can get your free phone, and vote a dozen times for Obama

  27. snowcrash says:

    Dallas Morning news endorses Romney. Read it and weep. Even the more liberal rags know Pres. Obama has secured his place in history. No hard feelings. He can leave office and lecture or write a book and make some big$$. And golf. Whatever. As long as he is out before the economy is too broken to fix.

    • RTR's Rude Awakening says:

      Or better yet, take Moo to their $35M house in Hawaii, and choom to the tomb. Just go away, and shut up. And whatever you do, don’t grow into an old garrulous crank like Carter.

  28. snowcrash says:

    http://www.democraticunderground.com/10021433755

    Forgot the link!! Here is the DU response with a post entitled “F* me. The Dallas Morning News just recommended Mitt Romney”

    I loled

  29. haysoos says:

    “And yes, I must confess that I was on high school and college debate teams.”
    finally, the source of chuckbutts awesomeness…
    what a laugher

    • RTR's Rude Awakening says:

      Who said that? Chunk? I think most high schools got rid of debate teams before Chuck’s time. And that’s the first time I’ve ever heard him suggest that he’s ever been to college.

      • Kirlz says:

        i think he might be older than you’re thinking.

        and i don’t believe he graduated from college. prove me wrong chuck. you let it stand like that, it means i’m right. your rules, dude.

    • Kurt's 47 XXY hairless scrotum says:

      charles was and is a master debater

  30. garycooper says:

    F* me. Sideways.

    If the Detroit Free Press endorses Romney, I’ll fly to Culver City and offer to clean Chunky’s bunker for free. With no safety goggles, breathing apparatus or sanitary gloves.

    • RTR's Rude Awakening says:

      Dood. OSHA won’t let you. You not only need the gear, you need training, and a tether in case they have to drag your limp body out of the hole.

  31. Kurt's 47 XXY hairless scrotum says:

    what happened in Dearbornistan and Osama bin Siblani and his jihad against the first amendment?

  32. garycooper says:

    Fatass is subtitling himself “The Scientist Of Love,” now. I guess…he did demonstrate the process of fission, when Pam rejected his clumsy advances. He remains one of the leading experts on disintegration and breakdown.

  33. Kirlz says:

    well, that ain’t something you see everyday. Ellipsoid Earth.
    http://www.josleys.com/show_gallery.php?galid=313
    yes, i’m a geek.

    • garycooper says:

      Earth Science was one of the best classes I ever took in high school. Or college, for that matter. The teacher was the coolest dude, a surfer-type from California, and he made the class interesting every day.