@Lizardoid’s Trouble on Twitter

In case anyone missed it, @Lizardoid had a tough day on Twitter. Now a direct implication in the “Left bans speech on Twitter campaign” he’s been hammered all day long by Xcitizen10. As he was warned before, XCitizen10 is small, but powerful, and he packs a wallop. He even forewarned Charles not to be an internet dipshit (apparently fell on deaf ears). No one should feel pity for a man given a warning shot. Honey badger just didn’t give a shit, apparently.

It’s hard to feel sorry when a warning shot was fired. I’ve been writing as long as I could that @XCitizen10’s voice is small but powerful. @Lizardoid did not heed his warnings to stop. Now, he’s in some serious trouble.

I thank anyone who was a part of the Twitter campaign to expose @Lizardoid as a free speech banning fraud and FREE XCITIZEN10!

103 Comments on “@Lizardoid’s Trouble on Twitter”

  1. Emperor says:

    If only he had shut up and laid low after Chris Loesch had his account suspended this wouldn’t be happening. However he was stupid and drew attention to his own actions.

  2. BRC Haus Frau says:

    May I arrange a blowjob, sir? You deserve it, sir. Top notch, guaranteed.

  3. ISTE says:

    For information

    Now Online: 2,452
    Logged in: 52
    Page Views: 515
    Visits: 492
    Page Views: 97,769
    Visits: 85,553
    Comments: 9,589,783
    Today: 0
    Yesterday: 1,059

    Not that it means anything. The only real number is the number of comments. All the rest is fake bullshit.

    (and most of the comments are bullshit too.)

    • Happy4LA says:

      His comment numbers are a lie too. He’s double counting his comments. Yes, I took the time to count the messages. Charles is a total fraud!

  4. Pakimon says:

    If Chunky’s Twitter account is suspended/terminated for for TOS violations and he’s exiled back to his dreary, bug-ridden Bog blog, who will fall victim to his rage and wrath?

    Given his petulant nature, you know he won’t take his defeat gracefully and he’ll be compelled to take it out on one or more unwitting sycophants.

    Gus and Dork_Falcon see “the writing on the wall” and are posting suitable “brown nosing” tweets and comments to His Royal Chunkiness in an effort to shield themselves from the tantrum they know is coming.

    Will it be enough to protect them? Stay tuned to find out.. 😆

  5. HaikuMan says:

    So, I joined Twitter,
    Already blocked by Johnson,
    But … no suspension?

    His goons weren’t sent out.
    Is @Lizardoid behaving
    Because they’re watching?

    (It’s either that, or
    I’m not important enough…
    Nah, that can’t be it.)

    • OLT's Poetry says:

      Same here. But I have enjoyed the #brasnapper hashtag more than should be allowed.

      #NeverGoToTheDonkeyShow is just too long.

  6. Arachne says:

    I wonder if he believed that he would join Twitter and immediately become a “powerhouse” over there. He’s been actively “tweeting” for what – about two years now? Even has a blog and can only muster 4,000 people following? Hell, Ann Romney got 17,000 within 12 hours of activating her account.

    The trouble for Chunk is that Twitter isn’t his blog. He doesn’t get to shut down those who disagree with him and laugh at him (although he’s tried, mostly because he believes “aggressive following” means being mean to him. Read the rules, Chunk – Twitter doesn’t care if people laugh at you on a grand scale.). He needs to go back to his cocoon if he wants to control the conversation. If you don’t want to hear the laughter, block the mockers. Shit – block me – I could give a shit. You’ll still see it because you can’t resist peeking — like you do over here.

  7. grandjunctionite says:

    After Lewdies sudden rebirth, I am more convinced he is one of Johnsons many socks.

    • Arachne says:

      Oh has the BILLIONS WILL DIE!!!! gasbag pulled a Lazarus and returned from the dead?

      • iSpeakJive says:

        Or from prison, or the mental hospital, or a stern warning from the Dean if he spends anymore time on the web in his office, and they continue to hear moaning thru the door, they aren’t going to let him be a teachers assistant any more.

      • Ban Stink-ki Moobs says:

        Where? Where? Where?

  8. Zeus Crankypants says:

    grandjunctionite :

    After Lewdies sudden rebirth, I am more convinced he is one of Johnsons many socks.

    No way. Ludwig has a good knowledge of ultra-orthodox rabbinic teachings, although Ludwig has taken his own spin on it when it serves his purpose. I can’t imagine that Charles has that sort of knowledge, or even the writing ability to compose those comments from simply searching the web for rabbinic material that he can form into a Ludwig rant. Ludwig shows the nuances that comes from years of study.

    On top of that, Ludwig cleverly misuses his knowledge, his spin, and that in itself takes an intimate knowledge of the subject. And Ludwig displays an ultra-orthodox mindset in regards to women. Once again, this is not something that you just read up on and then try to develop into a “meaningful” argument.

    And add to that Ludwig’s apparent insight into science (even though, once again he misuses his knowledge for debating purposes) I don’t think Charles has the skills to gin up those kinds of rants.

    No… Ludwig is not Charles.

    • Ban Stink-ki Moobs says:

      Did you see him get spanked by the Yeshiva students? I wouldn’t assume that he knows anything more about that than climatology.

      I agree though he’s not Chuck. Chuck isn’t even that smart. Not even close. And it would take some real talent to fake the manic depression that well. No, Lood’s the real thing.

    • Zappa Would Be Vomiting says:

      Walter : Do you have a degree in Kosher Cheeto Theory? I do. I am also a published author whose articles have appeared in peer reviewed literature including “Cheeto Almanac.”

      I think Kosher Cheeto Theory denial is an illness driven by ignorance! Please don’t try to repost Kosher Cheeto Denialist propaganda here!

      Good day!

    • poteen2 says:

      4 to 6 months is a good time/work time 1 year sentence nowadays. 😉
      1 year is what I’ve seen given for a second offense stalking/terrorist threats.
      Stalkers of female chemistry students often steal their victims undies.
      Underpants gnomes steal underwear for profit.
      LGF is run for profit
      Ergo,,,, LVQ was in jail and Charlie is a gnome.

      6 degrees.
      That’s my bet.

      • Ban Stink-ki Moobs says:

        But the gnomes sort of know what they’re doing. They’re just missing one step. Chucky, OTOH…

      • OLT's Gone Commando says:

        Ban is right. Stalker Charles lacks Step 3, whereas Underpants Gnomes are only missing Step 2 clarity.

      • Ban Stink-ki Moobs says:

        Chuck could never be an underpants gnome, cause he can’t tell his own undies from ones in the pile.

      • poteen2 says:

        More underpants, more profit. Even the stained ones with the whistle bulge in them.

  9. Zeus Crankypants says:

    Ban Stink-ki Moobs :

    Did you see him get spanked by the Yeshiva students? I wouldn’t assume that he knows anything more about that than climatology.

    I agree though he’s not Chuck. Chuck isn’t even that smart. Not even close. And it would take some real talent to fake the manic depression that well. No, Lood’s the real thing.

    Yes… he got spanked by the Yeshiva student. But he couldn’t have even jumped into that conversation without having had rabbinic studies at a Hebrew school when he was younger. I read that whole thread, a number of times. Granted… Ludwig puts his own interruption on what he has learned (and even debating as he did is a trait of his training), but no one could have even argued to the point he did without years of study.

    He has very good knowledge of Torah and Talmud (his Talmud knowledge appears to be from the Babylonian Talmud) but he misuses it just like he misuses science.

    • Ban Stink-ki Moobs says:

      Buzzsawmonkey said his ideas were “interesting”. Take that any way you want.

    • Ban Stink-ki Moobs says:

      And FWIW, I’ve seen zero evidence that he has anything more than a Google-deep understanding of math and science.

      • dwells38 says:

        Are you kidding? The man’s a bona fide polymath. Just ask him. And he has a first rate moral compass that enables him to ferret out exactly which sluts need to be shamed and which merely need a little inflating or duct tape patching.

  10. Zeus Crankypants says:

    Zappa Would Be Vomiting :

    Walter : Do you have a degree in Kosher Cheeto Theory? I do. I am also a published author whose articles have appeared in peer reviewed literature including “Cheeto Almanac.”

    I think Kosher Cheeto Theory denial is an illness driven by ignorance! Please don’t try to repost Kosher Cheeto Denialist propaganda here!

    Good day!

    No… but I live with three Jews, I have written a trilogy of plays that deals with Jewish themes, my grandfather was Jewish and in general I am well versed in Jewish and rabbinic thought and concepts. I also have a little study in Kabala.

    I think I can recognize someone who has actually studied in a Hebrew school versus Charles who has only studied in the Babyalonion Cheetos.

    • OLT's Gone Commando says:

      “Baby al Onion” sounds delicious. Do you think it would work equally well with puppy?

      • Ban Stink-ki Moobs says:

        Don’t give Teh Won any ideas, or he’ll be serving abortion au jus with placenta puree along with Rottweiler ribs.

  11. Zappa Would Be Vomiting says:

    Once again I have to say I am sickened by the Kosher Cheeto Denialist talking points.


    If you want to become expert on anything you need to have an Internet connection and a sufficiently stiff stick up your ass. Having a PS3 that can play the Blu Ray of “Torah! Torah! Torah!” places one in a league of cyber-know-it-alls that few can compete with!

    Good day!

  12. Arachne says:

    Ban Stink-ki Moobs :

    Don’t give Teh Won any ideas, or he’ll be serving abortion au jus with placenta puree along with Rottweiler ribs.

    Thanks. With bathing suit weather on the horizon, you just made my diet a little easier.

  13. Arachne says:

    Aw …. Chucky blocked me on Twitter. I am crushed.
    Was it something I said?

  14. ISTE says:

    8:21 am PDT and Charles is up and about and tweeting and putting up front page articles!

    Normally the fat slug crawls out of bed after 10am!

    Charles has promoted to the front page a post by CuriousLurker where she tries to weasel out of the fact that she proudly compiled a list of Twitter accounts on the basis of “by seeing who they followed, who was following them, and what sort of tweets they made.”

    found here http://pastebin.com/ijSat37b

    About My Twitter List…
    Yeah, that one; the one that’s part of the plot to send right-wingers to a #TwitterGulag
    Wingnuts • Tue May 1, 2012 at 8:14 am PDT • Views: 232
    In case you missed it, I’ve already explained its purpose here, here, here, and here. If you thought I was going to launch into a full-fledged effort to defend myself from further unhinged accusations being made by wingnut conspiracy theorists and shit-stirrers, sorry to disappoint—it’s not going to happen.

    I will say this though: The people on the far-right who participate in these pile-ons seem to have been well trained in offensive tactics. They stay in attack mode 24/7—even when they’re defending they’re attacking. They do it because it’s effective.

    There is more but I won’t post a link, it isn’t worth reading.

    • haysoos says:

      drivel….a pile of self important crap
      she’s another fake idiot

    • Arachne says:

      Really pussycat? Tell me how many right wingers have used that ol’ block and report bullshit to ban insane harpies like you from Twitter? You got caught. Put on your big girl panties and admit it.

    • Arachne says:

      The fat slug probably got up early because he wanted to see if he was still the center of attention at Twitter.

      No, Jabba, we’ve moved on.

      • Speranza says:

        Nah it’s more mundane like he got up early to relieve himself into an empty bottle of Mountain Dew.

    • OLT's chasin' cars agin says:

      Ha, I tweeted that pile of drivel yesterday. It was made in response to @Liberty_Chick (Mandy Nagy), she of great #brasnapper fame and one of Stalker Charles’ latest series of unsuccessful forays into fighting with girls. It was my great pleasure to assist her in the slapdown of the slapfighter. Much butthurt* was administered.

      Curious Lurker piled an epic, Stalker Charles-like mound of self-serving lies into that post. My recommendation is to bring a barf bucket if you even know half of the truth of the matter. CL also exhibits a marked disinterest in the past, which of course leads her to false ideas of who did what, when, where, and why. But, as we know, facts don’t matter to a true LGFer.

      *I do not use this silly word

  15. ISTE says:

    For the Dana fan club, she will be on CNN in a few minutes.

    If you don’t have a TV (like me) this works.


  16. fattest man in boston says:

    I’m sort of a Twitter novice. How can you tell if someone has blocked you? Can’t see their tweets? Do you get a “blocked” message?

    • Emperor says:

      Occasionally it’s been reported that you can’t see their tweets and instead get a “Tweets are loading slowly” message. That has happened to me a couple times.

      However the rock solid way to find out is to just try to follow them. You can’t if you’re blocked, if you can you’re not blocked.

      • fattest man in boston says:

        Ok, because I am getting the “loading slowly” message for lizardoid. I’ve never tweeted him in my life, but I do follow people he doesn’t like… so maybe that’s sufficient cause to get blocked. wow.

      • ISTE says:

        That is what we were talking about. If you are blocked it isn’t anything you tweeted to him it is just because of who you associate with.

        What makes it worse is that he doesn’t just block people he uses the block and report.

      • Arachne says:

        Yeah, that’s how I found out he blocked me.
        I was upset for about….oh wait. I wasn’t

  17. Emperor says:

    Yes!! Gus is right- Charles Johnson is being libeled! It’s time for a lawsuit!

    Gus Tue, May 1, 2012 8:46:48am 1

    The false allegation that Charles was behind the suspension or is part of larger conspiracy to get conservatives is about as counter to anti-idiotarian as one could get. It’s now approached the level of libel.

    • Arachne says:

      Gus, considering how many people Jabba has called racist and has inferred ties to the White Supremicist movement in the past two years, and also considering we have him gloating over a suspension with the words “who’s next?” – I’d be really really careful about opening up that can of Green Giant Worms in the libel sauce – know what I mean?

      The Tennessee Flag will be the first to file a cross-complaint.

    • panoftheforest says:

      Well, a scholarly internet attorney like Gus should know all about libel. I mean, if that’s what it is, we could really double it down if Rodan wanted to see Gus locked in the slammer for posting his personal information on Twitter (especially having it result in death threats).

    • I gave him and Chuck 24 hours to prove their claim.

  18. HaikuMan says:

    Bring on a lawsuit
    In the discovery phase
    Hilarity ensues

  19. fattest man in boston says:

    HA! It’s official. I AM blocked. Oh wow, that is just so ridiculous.

  20. fattest man in boston says:

    Seriously. I have ZERO tweets, and I am blocked. This is hilarious.

    • Arachne says:

      Jabba keeps this up, the only people he’ll be able to view on Twitter are Gus, Billy Scrotum, and his 837 socks.

    • ISTE says:

      Charles is really pathetic isn’t he?

      The stupid thing is that if you log off Twitter then you can see his tweets and shit.

      Even better look at https://twitter.com/#!/search/realtime/Lizardoid that way you can see all his tweets AND all the tweets to or about him.

      That works logged in, but even though you can see his tweets you can’t see the “conversations” when you open the tweet.

    • iSpeakJive says:

      Wow. How did he become aware of you?

    • Arachne says:

      Do you know if I follow you? Since you’re new, we need to get you some followers!

    • fattest man in boston says:

      I really have no idea how he found me just to block me. I have no tweets, and it’s unlikely that I would ever have any tweet-worthy observations. I just follow a few people to keep up with things, and some of them have followed me back. Clearly, people CJ doesn’t like, so – there you go. It’s just so weird.

      • panoftheforest says:

        You probably followed someone on his shit list.

      • Arachne says:

        If you want to give me your Twitter name, I’ll follow you. If you’d rather give privately, go ahead and contact me via Daedalus. He’ll give you my email.

    • fattest man in boston says:

      Arachne, I will just look you up. Are you “The Barbarian”?

    • what is the handle?

      Take a screencap of the block and twitpic it and I will get it to dloesch.

  21. panoftheforest says:

  22. We forgot about this one:


  23. panoftheforest says:

  24. panoftheforest says:

  25. Ban Stink-ki Moobs says:

    Another one for posterity:

    • Arachne says:

      Translation: I will advise them to block and lie like a fucking rug that they’re sending spam.

  26. Wait a sec…

    He sounds like he’s certain that there was some sort of organized campaign to get him suspended from twitter. But…


    Man, it’s amazing how CJ can just turn stuff around!

    • Ban Stink-ki Moobs says:

      I’m telling you. He’s headed for a full Reggie.

    • poteen2 says:

      Says ‘zero evidence’ in one tweet then gives the evidence in the next.
      That’s not even cognitive dissonance, just plain asshole stupid.

  27. trebob says:

    Who is he talking to?

  28. ISTE says:

    This is amazing, all the other left, right and center blogs and news outlets are reporting and commenting on a variety of things that are happening in the real world. Life is going on as normal.

    However, Charles Johnson has only put someone else’s “Bwhahahah” article up and now Charles is playing victim on Twitter.

    He is a wreck…

    Latest tweet from him is an Amazon plug. “Tom Petty & The Heartbreakers > Greatest Hits > I Won’t Back Down”

    Yeah Charles, we know you won’t back down, your modus operandi is to lie and twist and smear and whine and do your martyr routine. LOL

    • panoftheforest says:

      He’s even missed out on may day being a petulant little turd.

    • haysoos says:

      well said….just read is blog to get the sense of his demise….again, twitter will be his downfall..as he rumbles along this path, his minions are getting more edgy and restless, they are stuck in CJ’s mud and he’s using them for something not all of them condone

  29. Check this one out. A new smoking gun that disrupts the narrative that Chuck delivered to yahoo.

  30. panoftheforest says:

    He’s really back pedaling from this. He’s actually doubled down on his narrative of “blocking and reporting” and getting his ass handed to him.

  31. ISTE says:

    I really must do mow the yard but I will leave you with this steaming pile of bullshit from Randall Gross aka Thanos aka Tarkloon

    This is the today version. This sounds very reasonable doesn’t it. The way it should be done. Block and report bots, just block annoying people. I give you Randall…

    53 Randall Gross
    Tue, May 1, 2012 9:59:47am

    If twitter accounts show up in my stream and I punch out to the account and find one of three conditions, then I will block and report spam:

    1. It’s a bot account (like the red scare bot, fight club bot, etc. and isn’t a real person.)
    2. It was registered today and just seems to be spewing a single link with a standard phrase, and has no followers, and is following none or few. I avoid clicking that link cause I know it’s going to take me to an Iphone ad, or a phishing site or something similar.
    3. The account is impersonating another person or user name.

    If I just don’t like you or the garbage you are spewing, then I just block, no spam report. Everyone blocked or reported ends up in global filter, cause I just don’t have time in my life for that kiddie crap anymore.

    Admirable Mr Gross. In light of the current controversy I am glad you take the sensible approach.

    But, oh dear, wasn’t always like that was it?

    59 Randall Gross
    Wed, Apr 11, 2012 7:23:43am

    re: #52 Charles Johnson

    In other news, one of the stalker accounts, @XCitizen10, has been shut down by Twitter. Blocking and reporting these freaks really can help.

    They might just come back, e.g. “Light_Falcon” is back as “Bright Falcon” … but it’s worth the time to “block and report spam” when you catch a stalker twitter account. I think once twitter associates the account to “Diary of Daedelouse” they block…

    Here Mr Gross states that he will “block and report spam” any time he catches anyone associated with us.

    What a two faced lying sack of shit Mr Gross is.

  32. panoftheforest says:

    Can someone please inform Dana that @Lizardoid has had Xcitizen10 suspended AGAIN!!!??

    • Arachne says:

      panoftheforest :

      Can someone please inform Dana that @Lizardoid has had Xcitizen10 suspended AGAIN!!!??

      Just tweeted Dana and Chris.

    • Arachne says:

      Dana is asking for screenshots of your last tweets before suspendion. . Apparently another right/wing user was suspended as well -paulrevere1776. Anyway you can get your tweets captured – Charlie Johnson knows how to attach I’m sure.

      It’s time to get these jerks banned from Twitter for the REAL abuse they’re doing.

  33. Bunk X says:

    83 Gus Tue, May 1, 2012 10:17:53am
    re: #75 Charles Johnson

    Yep, that’s what I do too, with one addition – if the account is a stalker account. For example, the morons who’ve registered multiple accounts with variations on Gus_802.

    What’s the total count on that so far?

  34. Arachne says:

    Also get Dana a screenshot of his “who’s next” — I think we’re going to bypass the minions at Twitter and send these directly to an executive that worked on Chris’s suspension. He’s asked that we give him evidence of this.

  35. It would be nice if this executive who worked on Chris’s suspension has some memory of how a Marine Drill Sgt. would deal with this stragler Charles Jonson.