Charles jealous of Newt Gingrich

I am no fan of Newt Gingrich. Like Charles, he’s washed up and a relic of another age. His campaign is falling apart and I am pleased with that. Despite that, I have to laugh at this post by The Sage of Culver City.

Charles is jealous that he has no line of credit at Tiffany or any other major luxury store. All he has is a blog where he lives off 20-year-old sociology majors.

The Sage of Culver City claims why Gingrich had 2 lines of credit at Tiffany.

Charles is now a pre-nupt specialist.  He knows what’s in a contract without reading it! The amazing maharaja strikes again!


82 Comments on “Charles jealous of Newt Gingrich”

  1. chunkmonk says:

    Chunk couldn’t get his right hand to marry him.

  2. Doppelganger says:

    Charles has a 1 million dollar line of credit with Little Debbie

  3. Lord Nazh says:

    Having 2 lines of credit is now a scandal… shock

  4. Yes Charles, YOU are still relevant. Oh, and witty too.

    Seriously.

  5. Banshee says:

    Even one of the loozards said, “So what?”

    John Kerry has yachts and shit. Didn’t stop him from running for president. McCain is rich off his ass from the bitch he married. No one cared.

    What is your point, Chunk?

    • Well it looks like lots of folks are talking about it.
      http://www.memeorandum.com/110621/p135#a110621p135

      I guess it didn’t raise an eyebrow for me either.

      I think this might be a “pile-on” type of revelation, considering Gingrich’s other woes.

      • Whatever says:

        It’s relevant simply because it’s speculated that it’s related to the exodus of campaign staff, in that his campaign finances are a disaster. But he’s not a viable candidate anyway, so it’s not a particularly big deal. That’s the real story; that the only person on earth who thinks Newt Gingrich has a viable candidacy is Newt Gingrich.

  6. Whatever says:

    Tiffany’s isn’t Chuck’s style. More Obicunt. Goes with the top hat and spats and buttknife.

  7. Whatever says:

    Jimmah could use some stones, too. What Edinburgh pimp doesn’t have rings on every finger?

  8. Daedalus says:

    Banshee :

    Even one of the loozards said, “So what?”

    John Kerry has yachts and shit. Didn’t stop him from running for president. McCain is rich off his ass from the bitch he married. No one cared.

    What is your point, Chunk?

    Maybe Charles will prove that Ron Paul controls Tiffany!

  9. OldLineTexan says:

    Daedalus :

    Banshee :
    Even one of the loozards said, “So what?”
    John Kerry has yachts and shit. Didn’t stop him from running for president. McCain is rich off his ass from the bitch he married. No one cared.
    What is your point, Chunk?

    Maybe Charles will prove that Ron Paul controls Tiffany!

    Which will lead him to conclude that breakfast is for Nazis!!!!

    /waves hi to Stalker Charles

  10. OldLineTexan says:

    Maybe iceweasel could give Stalker Charles a pearl necklace to ease his obvious butthurt.

    /lol

  11. garycooper says:

    I wish I understood the deep significance of this “scoop” on Newt. So he likes to buy jewelry for his gals? He can afford it, too. Is that the crime, that he has women and the money to indulge them? I think it is! 🙂

    • ElSuerte says:

      Some of the Loozards were pimping the blood diamond angle because a Tiffany lobbyist used to work for Gengrich.

  12. Banshee says:

    A man with a baby avatar wants to tell you about politics.

  13. garycooper says:

    Banshee :A man with a baby avatar wants to tell you about politics.

    Is this an episode of “Twin Peaks,” now?

  14. Banshee says:

    Alleged adults take timeouts from the man with the baby avatar.

  15. It is obvious what he is trying to do.

  16. Doppelganger says:

    “I AM big. It’s the blogosphere that got small ”

    –Charles ” Norma Icarus Desmond” Johnson

  17. Banshee says:

    Windsagio doesn’t understand how anyone can post “Pages” on LGF that don’t meet with his approval. The furries now own the place and it’s puzzling to them how Jews and conservatives still get to have an opinion.

  18. Voltaires Crack says:

    Hmmm.

    Go read some of Gus’s posts from this morning.

    Notice anything unusual?

    • livefreeor die says:

      Whoah-someone seems to have escaped some of Chuck’s mind control rays.
      Juice it up more, Chuck!

    • ElSuerte says:

      Nah, seems fairly normal. At least it’s snicker worthy.

      574 Gus 8026/22/2011 9:02:33 am PDT 1

      re: #571 Cannadian Club Akbar

      If we invade Turkey from the rear, would Greece help?
      /

      Let me wrestle with that thought for a moment.

      /

      574/9127690

      Oh, wait a sec, this is definitely weird…

      548 Gus 8026/22/2011 8:47:02 am PDT 1

      re: #544 iceweasel

      Wheee! Gus in the house. What’s up?

      Not much. Getting ready for some more heat. Going to hit 95. Yesterday it went up to 100 in the shade. Billions will die!

      //

      /548/9127662

      550 iceweasel6/22/2011 8:49:35 am PDT 1

      re: #548 Gus 802

      Not much. Getting ready for some more heat. Going to hit 95. Yesterday it went up to 100 in the shade. Billions will die!

      //

      Not trillions? If you minimise the problem you’re part of it!!11!!///

      /550/9127664

      RUN LOODIE! IT’S A TRAP!!!!!!!

      • charpete says:

        574 Gus 8026/22/2011 9:02:33 am PDT 1

        re: #571 Cannadian Club Akbar

        If we invade Turkey from the rear, would Greece help?
        /

        Let me wrestle with that thought for a moment.

        /

        …I wonder if WUB would want to wrestle with that thought for a moment…

  19. Fred Derf says:

    New Gingrich and a line of credit at Tiffany’s is thread worthy? Wow LGF has really hit rock bottom.

  20. Voltaires Crack says:

    Fill in the blank.

    ‘Newt Gingrich’ is to ‘1 Million Tiffany Credit Line’
    as
    ‘Charles Johnson’ is to ‘_______________’.

  21. Fred Derf :
    New Gingrich and a line of credit at Tiffany’s is thread worthy? Wow LGF has really hit rock bottom.

    Fred Derf :
    New Gingrich and a line of credit at Tiffany’s is thread worthy? Wow LGF has really hit rock bottom.

    If this had been Obama people would have been banned for bringing it up.

  22. ElSuerte says:

    Bwahaha, they’re Tea Partiers and they don’t even know it.

    474 Cannadian Club Akbar6/22/2011 8:13:52 am PDT 1

    re: #461 leftynyc

    I get my pals in the Charlotte office to bring me up a few cartons when they visit. Soon I’ll be hitting the duty free shop at JFK and stock up also. If you can find them for $10, consider yourself lucky. The newsstand downstairs in my building has them for $14.

    Tell ya what. I’ll send you smokes, you send me pizza.:)

    /474/9127584

    • trebob says:

      Why wouldn’t they want to enhance government revenues? Doesn’t it really only work out ot $4-$5 a day in taxes? A lot of these tobacco taxes go to smoking prevention for young people and who’s more important than the children?

      That being said, have these genuises discovered that they are burning and smoking a two week holiday in Maui every year? They wouldn’t even have to use Algebra to figure that out (although you could iffen you wanted to).

      (and in advance; if the grammar police have a comment on my comment, you may kiss my entire behind)

  23. Emperor says:

    Has there been a Ludwig sighting since his latest timeout? I forgot. Don’t think so, if Gus and the Weasel are openly mocking him now.

    • Whatever says:

      I didn’t know weasels could dance, but that one’s dancing a jig on Lood’s cybergrave.

    • garycooper says:

      I knew something was missing in my life…I couldn’t quite pin it down, just a slight aching as from a loss. I thought it might have been my youth, but then I realized no, that was decades ago. It was Lewd-Trick, no longer around with his wacky gibes about AGW, Fox News sluts and the occasional faux-Jew stylings, served au jus, naturally.

      Come back, Lewd-Boy. We miss ya. We dig your routine, and we had come to count on it for entertainment.

      Who will keep the windmills in line, while you tarry in your laboratory? I guess Noel Harrison will have to do, for now:

  24. garycooper says:

    Help! I’m stuck in the spam-quicksand, with an urgent msg for Lewd-Squid!

  25. grandjunctionite says:

    I wonder if Chuck will be the first to step up and defend Alcee Hastings after Weinergate?

    • ElSuerte says:

      Nah. 1) It doesn’t count as prostitution if they’re latex. 2) Such an enterprise would take a modicum of personal charisma.

    • garycooper says:

      No, that pimp would have too much actual real-life contact with women. Lewd-Piimp is into virtual reality stuff.

  26. Banshee says:

    For the second time in a week, Chunk bumps an Islamic propaganda “Page” by his favorite Muslimah to the “featured” list.

    http://littlegreenfootballs.com/page/250630_Jihad_Against_Islam

    That’s right, the poor widdle Religion of Peace is in grave danger worldwide. Would LGF lie to you? Would a nice Muslim girl?

  27. ISpeakJive :
    The dregs.

    You must be a far-right member of the grey wolves.

    /Charles awesome deduction mode off

  28. Mandingo Warrior says:

  29. Mandingo Warrior :

    Follow @Xcitizen10@Xcitizen10XCitizen10
    Newt Gingrich has 2nd line of credit @ Tiffany’s? Big deal, @Lizardoid has a 2nd gold record.
    15 minutes ago via webReplyRetweetFavorite

    Is it Ludwig and his billions will die rap?

    • Mandingo Warrior says:

      Just pokin’ a little fun @Lizardoid. You must not have been around for the last flame war with AB where CJ put himself a notch about AB because he had a gold record.

  30. charpete says:

    …I still don’t get the controversy…since when is buying expensive jewelry a scandal?

    • gizbot7 says:

      It’s not. Especially if you are on the receiving end. Bada-bing! Srsly tho, I think they are hoping he was buying it for some taters on the side.

  31. Mandingo Warrior :

    Follow @Xcitizen10@Xcitizen10XCitizen10
    Newt Gingrich has 2nd line of credit @ Tiffany’s? Big deal, @Lizardoid has a 2nd gold record.
    2 minutes ago via webReplyRetweetFavorite

    Yeah the slut shaming rap.

  32. What?

    Ah ok i put a curse word in.

  33. Mandingo Warrior :
    Just pokin’ a little fun @Lizardoid. You must not have been around for the last flame war with AB where CJ put himself a notch about AB because he had a gold record.

    Oh.

  34. Whatever says:

    Maybe somebody needs to ‘splain to the MENSA that this was the Monday before last…

    78 freetoken Tue, Jun 21, 2011 7:33:53pm 3

    Even if Gingrich has an epiphany (about how disastrous this whole run has turned out) and decides to drop out – don’t fear, we’ve still got lots of laughs ahead:

    Bachmann To Announce Monday

    Derp.

  35. Pretzel Logic says:

    You’ll never see this covered on LGF… NASA’s little sweet bitch of AGW, James Hansen, has been accused of taking millions from environmental groups.

    NASA Scientist Accused of Using Celeb Status Among Environmental Groups to Enrich Himself

    The NASA scientist who once claimed the Bush administration tried to “silence” his global warming claims is now accused of receiving more than $1.2 million from the very environmental organizations whose agenda he advocated.

    In a lawsuit filed Tuesday in Washington, D.C., a group claims NASA is withholding documents that show James Hansen failed to comply with ethics rules and financial disclosures regarding substantial compensation he earned outside his $180,000 taxpayer-paid position as director of the Goddard Institute for Space Studies.

    Read more: http://www.foxnews.com/politics/2011/06/22/nasa-scientist-accused-using-celeb-status-among-environmental-groups-to-enrich/#ixzz1Q2Nx4Apm

    Maybe the boiler room can find all the kudos and back-slapping praises for Hansen from the lock-steppers on LGF.

    • Whatever says:

      The lawsuit’s news, but the story of the money is old. Some of that was in-kind legal and PR consulting, but Tides foundation gave him a $250,000 no-strings-attached gift (“prize”) several years ago.

      And the prick has the chutzpah to claim whistleblower status when the Bush admin told him to shut up and work when he was on the taxpayer clock. He had something like 1400 media interviews on NASA time. His sidekick Gavin Schmidt was running realclimate.org on NASA time.

      That dick belongs in jail, and so does his sidekick.

    • Charles Johnson broke that story in 2007.
      http ://littlegreenfootballs .com/article/27245

      Soros, Kerry, Hansen, NASA, and Climate Change
      Wed, Sep 26, 2007 at 4:54:05 pm

      Dr. James Hansen, who approves and issues NASA climate change statements and is one of the most alarmist global warming advocates in the US, is apparently deep in the pocket of George Soros: NASA, James Hansen, and the Politicization of Science.

      Most research papers are rather dry reading, written to be as unemotional as possible. Not so with Hansen’s reports, whose works scream alarmism even in their titles: “Climate Catastrophe,” “Can We Defuse the Global Warming Time Bomb,” and “The Threat to the Planet.” Hansen was most recently in the news when an amateur blogger discovered an error in his climate data, a mistake Hansen later discounted as unimportant to the “big picture” of compelling public action on climate change.

      But who is James Hansen? Is he an impartial researcher seeking scientific truth? Or a political activist with an axe to grind?

      In 2006, Hansen accused the Bush Administration of attempting to censor him. The issue stemmed from an email sent by a 23-year old NASA public affairs intern. It warned Hansen over repeated violations of NASA’s official press policy, which requires the agency be notified prior to interviews. Hansen claimed he was being “silenced,” despite delivering over 1,400 interviews in recent years, including 15 the very month he made the claim. While he admits to violating the NASA press policy, Hansen states he had a “constitutional right” to grant interviews. Hansen then began a barrage of public appearances on TV, radio and in lecture halls decrying the politicization of climate science.

      Turns out he was right. Science was being politicized. By him.

      A report revealed just this week, shows the ‘Open Society Institute’ funded Hansen to the tune of $720,000, carefully orchestrating his entire media campaign. OSI, a political group which spent $74 million in 2006 to “shape public policy,” is funded by billionaire George Soros, the largest backer of Kerry’s 2004 Presidential Campaign. Soros, who once declared that “removing Bush from office was the ”central focus” of his life, has also given tens of millions of dollars to MoveOn.Org and other political action groups.

      Certainly Soros has a right to spend his own money. But NASA officials have a responsibility to accurate, unbiased, nonpartisan science. For Hansen to secretly receive a large check from Soros, then begin making unsubstantiated claims about administrative influence on climate science is more than suspicious — it’s a clear conflict of interest.

      But the issues don’t stop here.

      Oh, wait…

  36. Pretzel Logic :
    Personally, his whole body belongs in prison.

    Alcee Hastings is a dem so he can do no wrong.

  37. ElSuerte says:

    gizbot7 :
    In terms of barbs, I really was hoping for more. Meh, I’ll get over it.

    Shit just got meta

  38. ISpeakJive says:

    If Charles ever gives it up, we could make this a Mock Olbermann blog: