Johnson is not sane

The Cheetos King likes to determine who’s sane or not. He claims Former New Mexico Governor Gary Johnson is not sane! This coming from a man who thinks Ron Paul’s 4th Reich is on the verge of power.

Charles, Gary Johnson is more sane than you!


114 Comments on “Johnson is not sane”

  1. The Osprey says:

    I would think Gary Johnson would be “The Johnson’s” pick out of all the potential Repub candidates.

    After all, he supports legalizin’ the marihoochie.

  2. song_and_dance_man says:

    Foster-The Master Projectionist in the Theater of the Absurd.

  3. ISTE says:

    Dork is watching us,

    418 Dark_Falcon
    Mon, Jun 13, 2011 7:23:13pm

    I see that the Twitter Haters are once more promoting the idea that one of their own “made Charles look stupid” this pne being Dana Loesch. Naturally, the idea that she won can only be obtained by ignoring everything Charles actually said and substituting a strawman for him. Liars and lamers, all of them.

    Don’t upset Charles tonight Dork, he has had another bad day.

    [Flips Dork_Falcon a well deserved bird]

    • gizbot7 says:

      I see Dork found a way to skirt the ban on mentioning Teh Stalkerz over there…now we are Twitter Haters! Nice reach around Dork!!

  4. Lord Nazh says:

    Hi Dork (*waves*); we just have to take what Chuck said literally to see that Dana pwned him. Of course you and the others don’t understand the word literal so you won’t know what I mean.

  5. Banshee's Banned Ghost says:

    Saying someone is saner than Johnson: can there be fainter praise?

  6. ferd_burfel says:

    The premiere asylum inmate is now saying who is sane?

    Whoo, the irony is quite thick over there, too bad Chuck will never see it.

  7. xesaie says:

    Oh zing.

  8. Banshee's Banned Ghost says:

    Dork, you hang on a blog whose old-man owner has a baby avatar and loses Twitter slapfights with girls. How can you hold your head up in a game of D&D?

  9. Lord Nazh says:

    Banshee’s Banned Ghost :
    How can you hold your head up in a game of D&D?

    His character is a chaotic neutral dwarf bard; that’s as high as his head gets (weiner-level)

  10. Lord Nazh says:

    12. Charles Johnson’s question to Michelle Bachman-Why are you stalking me on my website?

    Michelle Bachman-Who the hell are you?

    Charles Jonson-That’s it i’am gonna ban you from my website.

    Comment by DohBiden — 6/13/2011 @ 5:48 pm

    Ok which of you guys is doh at Pat’s?

  11. garycooper says:

    GO BROONS!!

  12. Lord Nazh says:

    snowcrash :
    ISTE, no brain hugs, no letters to inmates, and no cuddling.

    So she’s still open to brainhugs! yay 🙂

  13. Lord Nazh says:

    (sorry was using a chuck method there; I apologize snow) 😦

  14. garycooper says:

    My character on LGF is a simple Ball Park frank, all-beef, on a standard bun, with a squiggle of mustard down its length. Nothing sexual, just sensual…this is what you get at an outdoor baseball game in Detroit, and it tastes heavenly. Get two, just in case. Never mind the fingerprints from the guys passing it to you. 😉

  15. OldLineTexan says:

    Stalker Charles knows about stalking. And running a Nazi blog.

    /waves at Dark Falcon, subhuman (according to Loodie)

  16. garycooper says:

    WEINERGATE WEINERGATE WEINERGATE LOL!!

    (nontroversy)

    (even obama says he should resign)

    (nice call, Fatass)

    • ElSuerte says:

      Well, technically Obama didn’t say Weiner should resign. He said that if he was Weiner, he would resign.

      Not because Weiner did anything wrong, mind you. But because its hindering Obama and the Left’s work.

      You see, it’s a all a big distraction and we should be talking about the econo- er, well talking about foreign polic- fuck it, just talk about Weiner.

  17. garycooper says:

    Dennis Miller on l’affaire Weiner: http://www.dennismillerradio.com/b/From-Steve-Urkel-to-Steve-Reeves/240308313667169708.html

    Common-sense. It’s just so uncommon, nowadays.

    And we don’t help things by focusing our efforts on the Madness of King Yertle, but there you go. At least we recognize how silly this thing is. There are people over at LGF, including the mad bastard himself, who think he’s carrying on some kind of noble crusade. Look at the insanity of that bumsicle Lewd-Pop, for example. And Mr. Peanut, and Poor Dork Fondle.

    Go sell crazy somewhere else, Weiner. We’re all full-up here.

  18. ISTE says:

    gizbot7 :
    I see Dork found a way to skirt the ban on mentioning Teh Stalkerz over there…now we are Twitter Haters! Nice reach around Dork!!

    After the slapping around he got for mentioning us last week he is now cowering like a whipped and beaten hamster.

    627 Dark_Falcon
    Mon, Jun 13, 2011 8:33:35pm

    re: #623 marjoriemoon

    They do, I’m just asking if anyone blocks them. Just curious.

    I don’t have any following me, but I wouldn’t block them. So far I’ve only blocked accounts from the Stalker Blog.

    (Steve, I am only mentioning them in the context of blocking them on Twitter. Nothing more.)

    That was Dork_Falcon, ex Mountain Lion.

    • Banshee's Banned Ghost says:

      Dork, does Chunky appreciate you drawing attention to his lost encounters with the Breitbart Gang?

    • ElSuerte says:

      Wow, that’s sad. He’s been beaten around so much by albusteve that he’s preemptively flinching.

      Jeeze Dork, level 20 rangers such as yourself shouldn’t take crap like that! Just tell them to fuck off and join the stalkers. That way you can read us openly and don’t have to pretend to block us.

    • gizbot7 says:

      That’s some funny shit right there. “Please don’t taze me Steve!”

    • ElSuerte says:

      I wonder if he’ll snap. One day the Cult goes one down ding too far, and bam, it’s suddenly The Burning Blog time over there. Or more likely a weak sauce flounce and tepid exploration of the DoD with a sock.

  19. Mr Caps says:

    Whatever :
    Poopy pants.

    FLAMING POOPY PANTS!

    • Basement Cat says:

      Some human kittens like to pull a prank by putting dog poop in a paper bag, setting it down on someone’s front stoop, igniting the paper bag, ringing the doorbell, and running away. When the victim answers the door, odds are he’ll stomp on the bag to put the fire out, thus stepping in the dog poop.

      But I’ve only heard of the prank being done with poop-filled paper bags, not with pants. Don’t think it’d work very well with pants.

  20. Banshee's Banned Ghost says:

    Chunky Baby Pic used to do those open threads to follow debates and they’d fill up to over a thousand comments in no time. Tonight’s two never got close to that.

  21. garycooper says:

    Banshee’s Banned Ghost :Chunky Baby Pic used to do those open threads to follow debates and they’d fill up to over a thousand comments in no time. Tonight’s two never got close to that.

    It takes a village, to raise a child. And not a “Village Of The Damned,” either. You need some lively humans.

  22. swamprat says:

    Wonder if he’ll ever do a group ban?

    Or, you know, like, ban all the commenters with an odd number of characters in their nic.

    Ban everyone who comments between 8 and 9 pm.

    You know, have a little fun with it.

  23. Kos Laughs At Chuckles says:

  24. Banshee's Banned Ghost says:

    Things that one hopes might fall out of the sky:

    http://m.gizmodo.com/5279529/inside-the-485 million-airbus-a380-flying-palace

  25. beed says:

    xesaie :
    I just want GOOD insults, not this half-rate stuff.

    Sometimes we honor Charles with half-rate stuff. It’s all to His glory.

  26. ElSuerte says:

    Banshee’s Banned Ghost :
    Gross. “Sock” is slang for condom. I don’t want to be tepidly explored by Dork.

    Better tepid exploration by Dork, then violent tag teaming by Windy and Windy

  27. Bunk X says:

    [deleted by admins]

  28. ISTE says:

    This is priceless. It belongs on the thread downstairs but it is really dark and creepy at this time of night so it goes here.

    I just have to compose myself because it is times like this that make this hobby so worthwhile. Hang on I will do a screen cap too.

    OK, here it is.

    157 Alexzander
    Mon, Jun 13, 2011 10:39:08pm

    re: #155 freetoken

    Well, the Young Americans for Liberty site sent someone to the poll… so yeah, the Paul-bots are at work.

    I’m actually surprised at how many people didn’t bother to vote on the poll (only 317 votes right now, for over 1,800 page views).

    Well Mr Alexzander you may question why there are so few votes for so many page views.

    Has reality struck you suddenly like a 15 pound wet Codfish slapped around the back of your head?

    The view counters at Little Green Footballs are a complete work of fiction.

    We TOLD you the traffic stats were fishy. Now you smell the fishy too.

    • beed says:

      Only 17% bothered to vote. God’s honest truth. But Dark_Falcon didn’t dare, because it may make him look bad, voting Romney and all.

    • ElSuerte says:

      20 Charles6/13/2011 8:49:39 pm PDT 6

      We already have some Paulians spamming away. They’re nothing if not persistent.

      20/9116184

      Only 45 votes for Ron Paul when I quoted this, and less then that when Chuck posted that.

      Little Green Footballs has lost enough relevance that even the Ronulan Empire can’t be bothered to spam CJ’s straw poll. I remember that the last couple of election cycles people had to leave Ron Paul off because of poll rigging.

  29. beed says:

    ISTE :

    beed :
    Too cryptic- please explain, esteemed engineer.

    I ain’t touching that one!

    C’mon little feller, you can do it.

  30. beed says:

    ISTE :

    beed :
    Oi – are those like, factual stats and shit?

    Totally factual. What you are looking at is page after page after page of shortened links that someone submitted to twitter and nobody gave a shit. Pges and pages of really great stuff not one person bothered to read.
    Sad, isn’t it.

    That’s worth a frontpage post.

  31. ElSuerte says:

    This just in: Mitt Rommny drops from race!

    24 Charles6/13/2011 8:51:54 pm PDT 6

    re: #23 Dark_Falcon

    I think Romney won. He looked good and nobody hit him hard. He’s the favorite right now, and I hope he wins.

    I’ll do everything in my power to make sure he doesn’t.

    • Lord Nazh says:

      Wouldn’t he need uhh power to do that?

    • Banshee's Banned Ghost says:

      Chunk power = hilarity ensues.

      • ElSuerte says:

        Slinky Beaumont: Attention Lizardteers! Andrew Brietbart, and ChenZen are secretly embedding computers in menu boards around the world. It’s gotta be a wingnut plot to spread bad craziness. You must do something!

        Dark_Falcon: Hmm, this seems like too much for us to handle. Night, folks!

        Windsagio: Dark’s right, we need help. Let’s combine our powers and summon assistance!

        [Windsagio holds up his power ring which shines with unearthly orange glow as he shouts his magic word]

        Windsagio: Cheetos!

        IceWeasel: Banstick!

        SanFrancisoZionist: Updings!

        LudwigVonQuioxte: Algebra!

        Obdicut: What?!

        [cue extra-jazzy special effects as a portly, ponytailed form coalesces out of swirling lights]

        Charles Johnson: By your powers combined*, I am….

        CAPTAIN LIZARDOID!!!!

        *Following the tragic events of Episode 23: “Is that Ten Nazis?”, Mandy Manners was expelled from the Lizardteers and Captain Lizardoid subsequently lost the power of RopePiss.

  32. ElSuerte says:

    Can we add a new stat for next week’s stats post?

    I was thinking that a troll pile on efficiency stat would be interesting. It’d be like the CJ suckage rankings, but for downdinging trolls.

    There might be an interesting dynamic to be uncovered. It’s surprising that at a time when 25 lizards are making most of the content on that blog, Alaska Kim pulled an almost epic -48 for a single comment. Did they send out a lizard signal? It seems like most troll pile ons there are in the -15 to -20 range.

    • ISTE says:

      There are several over at LGF that never post just ding. As long as they ding with the regulars they are left alone.

      • ElSuerte says:

        Except for Budfox…

      • ISTE says:

        Budfox e-mailed the admins I think and said “no hard feelings”

        He really did get banned for a perceived association with us when there was none.

        If Bunk was a decent human he should send Budfox a mug.

  33. Bunk, you are on your own now. I knew this bird suit would come in useful one day.

    That one day is today.

  34. pink flamingo says:

    ElSuerte :
    Hey, you leave Beed and me alone, you nasty man, or I’ll punt yer arse all the way back to Upper Leedsshiredalesex-by-the-water.

    You start getting nasty with my friend and I will give you a severe pecking!

  35. pink flamingo says:

    Oh look, a squirrel!

  36. Lord Nazh says:

    ISTE :
    SHIT!!! the situation is nearly out of control.
    OK, I am going to stab Lord Nazh
    “Bunk, throw me your knife, quick!”
    *Thunk*
    Really funny Bunk.
    *Turns and stabs Lord Nazh repeatedly with a banana*
    Bunk, we’re fucked…..

    Why in the hell would you stab me… with a rotten (LGF?) banana no less? If it wasn’t for the respect that Beed drilled in me with that tomato, I’d ElSuerte you so fast your head would spin (with said banana)

    And yes, definitely a bigger button

    • Internet Septic Tank Engineer says:

      Well…

      We are issued with weapons in case we get attacked and someone steals everything we stole. However because most of us are certifiably insane and some of us really do have a certificate stating it then we are only allowed non lethal weapons.

      Have you ever stabbed someone with a banana? Instantly they stop what they are doing and look down in horror. That is when you run like the wind…..

      • Lord Nazh says:

        *thinks* I’ll give you that one… but I can run vewy fast 🙂 (or could anyway; 24 years ago I was a 4.39 in the 40)

      • Internet Septic Tank Engineer says:

        Yeah, but wouldn’t you feel really silly running down the street screaming and yelling and covered in smushed banana?

        By the time you think about that one i will be on the thread upstairs!
        🙂

  37. Internet Septic Tank Engineer says:

    NEW THREAD! Great….

  38. Lord Nazh says:

    Internet Septic Tank Engineer :
    Yeah, but wouldn’t you feel really silly running down the street screaming and yelling and covered in smushed banana?
    By the time you think about that one i will be on the thread upstairs!

    I feel silly talking about it 🙂 and I was already at the new thread, stop dragging me back here with your squishy banana porn

  39. Charles Johnson's bicycle seat says:

    ISTE :
    Dork is watching us,

    418 Dark_Falcon
    Mon, Jun 13, 2011 7:23:13pm
    I see that the Twitter Haters are once more promoting the idea that one of their own “made Charles look stupid” this pne being Dana Loesch. Naturally, the idea that she won can only be obtained by ignoring everything Charles actually said and substituting a strawman for him. Liars and lamers, all of them.

    Don’t upset Charles tonight Dork, he has had another bad day.
    [Flips Dork_Falcon a well deserved bird]

    Dork_Falcon still has his lips on Charles’s Big Fat Ass.