Charles uncovers more proof for his conspiracy

Charles Johnson has concocted some plot led by Ron Paul to establish a global version of the 4th Reich. Well he is nor bragging of proving elements of his conspiracy theory. He calls it a moronic conversion and proof that there’s a plot involving Global Warming skeptics, Creationists and anti-Jihad groups. His proof, is one conference that had these groups.

So a political conference is proof of some diabolic plot. Charles is giving Alex Johns a run from the money.

As we know, Charles sees Fascist led plots everywhere!

Update (ChenZhen): On a related note, those of us who are familiar with LGF history will tell you that the term “moronic convergence” appears throughout the archives. Many, many sign-holding activists have been mocked over the years.  Apparently, it continues to be one of CJ’s favorite, but in the old days, it was flung about to describe a protest by, say Islamists, Lefties, Raging Grannies, “moonbats”, Code Pinkers, etc. So, if you take the “old” CJ’s version with the “new”, an argument can be made that, in totality, Johnson views any political rally as moronic, and thus anyone who would show up to one and hold up some hastily constructed sign is…a moron:

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111 Comments on “Charles uncovers more proof for his conspiracy”

  1. Village Idiot's Apprentice says:

    Moronic convergence: Wienergate deniers, Furries, Frog sex fans and haters of sub-humans meet at LGF.

    There…..that looks more accurate.

    • OldLineTexan says:

      “Sub-human” is a Nazi theme. Stalker Charles tolerates it on his blog. Therefore, Stalker Charles is a Nazi.
      /that’s swamp logic featuring guilt by association

    • Mashiki says:

      You’re surprised by this? Just remember in chuckie land…

      IT ALL FLOATS DOWN HERE! And that’s at the highest point of his day.

  2. Formercorpsman says:

    lol, yeah Charles, you’re still relevant.

  3. Banshee's Banned Ghost says:

    Meanwhile, as Chunky the Cock-Gobbling Closet Case continues to cover the epoch-making menu vs. laptop story, Turkey’s slide into Islamofascism and other minor stories go begging. The only way they’ll get a mention at Liberal Green Felchers is if someone should happen to disrespect Obama.

    Here you go, Chunky:

    “The Obama administration is more worried about zoning issues in Jerusalem than the Iranians making a nuclear weapon.” – Sen. Mark Kirk (R-IL)

    • Speaking of Turkey, the AKP was reelected and forms a majority, but not a supermajority, within the Mejlis — therefore, it cannot unilaterally rewrite the ostensibly-secular constitution!

  4. Runner says:

    I have no words to convey my contempt for this asshole and his blog. To use his own words, “what a creep”.

  5. livefreeor die says:

    Has Chuck had a thread yet on the NASA data that shows despite CO2 levels increasing since 1990, temperatures have not increased over the past ten years?

    Luddy, Luddy, come out and play!

  6. Voltaires Crack says:

    As if anyone will take him seriously having just been outsmarted by the blue plate special.

    Menu: 1, Charles Johnson:0

    • beed says:

      Other scoreboards:

      Flags vs Charles 1-0
      AoSHQ vs Charles 7-0
      RSMcCain vs Charles 5-3
      Andrew Breitbart vs Charles 84-0
      Women vs Charles 1-0
      Photoshop vs Charles 1-1
      Pants vs Charles 1-0 (daily struggle; Sunday’s score)
      Hairdresser vs Charles 0-365 (average yearly score)

    • OldLineTexan says:

      I’m looking for Menu to take this entire series in a sweep. Back to you, VC.

  7. YankintheEU says:

    Even most people on the left that I know find reprehensible the use “denier” to attack opponents on issues not connected to the Holocaust or similar massive evils of history. The word carries with it obvious connotations, especially here in Europe. Charles and LGF have no conscience; they have surrendered to their role in a partisan smear war and see any means as justifiable, however revolting they are.

  8. Voltaires Crack says:

    Anybody remember the last time Charles was asked to guest-write for another outlet, appear on radio, television, etc.?

    Seems as if he used to do those things kind of regularly.

    Did all of these folks conveniently lose his contact info at the same time?

    • Mandingo Warrior says:

      It’s all been replaced with RTs. Maybe he could squeeze his fat ass into a blurb at perez Hilton, but as far as political discourse goes he’s “having a bad ponytail day”.

      I dont think he can live down Weinergate and we all witnessed that meltdown in real time. I mean *all* of us.

  9. Voltaires Crack says:

    OT: Brilliant caller on Dennis Miller just asked if Weiner’s rehab will be covered by Obamacare.

  10. antilgfwarrior says:

    It’s enough to make ones head explode! Chucky’s favorite newspaper al guardian has linked to…

    “This couldn’t possibly be happening. “This is terrible,” Mandelson was heard to exclaim as the activists swarmed around the delegates, firing questions and chorusing their concern. You can watch some remarkable footage from the incident on Alex Jones’s website.”

    How’s Chuck going to square that circle?

  11. doriangrey1 says:

    For Charles…. Suck on this dildo breath…

    • Banshee's Banned Ghost says:

      Brilliant – “dildo breath”!

      It’s dicks that smell, Mr. Brian Power. Dildos are pretty hygienic.

    • gizbot7 says:

      I am so embarassed to be associated with this farce. Future generations are going to look back at this as one of the biggest hoaxes in history. Ugh.

  12. Juan Epstein says:

    This is a job for……..

  13. Arachne says:

    Got caught up on my “Red Eye” episodes over the weekend. Poor Charles….they mentioned KKKos and Huffpo (including the night Breitbart was on) and their wars with Andy. Chunky didn’t get a single mention.

  14. OldLineTexan says:

    Voltaires Crack :OT: Brilliant caller on Dennis Miller just asked if Weiner’s rehab will be covered by Obamacare.

    BWAHAHAHA, except wasn’t Congress self-exempted?

  15. OldLineTexan says:

    Arachne :Got caught up on my “Red Eye” episodes over the weekend. Poor Charles….they mentioned KKKos and Huffpo (including the night Breitbart was on) and their wars with Andy. Chunky didn’t get a single mention.

    Stalker Charles is more of a “brown eye”.

  16. Village Idiot's Apprentice says:

    Anyone got a good caption for this?

  17. Village Idiot's Apprentice says:

    Hey everyone….did you hear that Sarah Palin used an apostrophe incorrectly in an e-mail?
    Proves she’s too stupid to hold public office.

  18. Banshee's Banned Ghost says:

    Jamesfirecat is demented if he thinks anyone outside Liberal Green Felchers knew wtf “flounce” meant on that sign. Nice suckage, though!

  19. OldLineTexan says:

    Banshee’s Banned Ghost :Jamesfirecat is demented.

    Too prolix. Edit applied.

  20. OldLineTexan says:

    Whatever :And Ludwig van Fauxjew should be especially sensitive to that.

    Ha, he’s the one promoting “subhuman” categories on LGF like a Nazi.

    • Voltaires Crack says:

      Ever since his series of slut-shaming rants, I’ve been unable to shake this mental image of Lewd.

      • garycooper says:

        For a faux-Jew, he gives a pretty powerful fire-and-brimstone sermon about the wages of sin and flashing your panties at the camera. Then he has a good wank about it, and puts his hand behind the refrigerator to dry it.

      • YankintheEU says:

        I picture that guy as a weak, scrawny nerd, who in his head is “The Slut Hammer” (level 85).

        His fantasy self wields a gigantic mace against the crotches of ‘right wing guttersluts.’

      • gizbot7 says:

        Thanks for sharing. Now it’s stuck in MY head. 👿

    • Whatever says:

      Speaking of Luddy, did you know that 7-up kills goldfish? And that proves the earth is warming, and billions of goldfish will die?

      • garycooper says:

        Nothing makes a Dad happier than seeing that kind of idiocy masquerading as “education” on a college campus, right after signing a big fat check for his youngest daughter’s freshman fall tuition. Nothing, I tell you! LOL.

  21. garycooper says:

    Palin-friend and supporter thinks she’s getting bad advice, and is being exploited by people who are using her. Very possible, but also worth reading for a look at the real woman behind the media-caricature. You know, the ridiculous buffoon-lunatic picture that is considered the truth by at least one person on this forum.

    Includes link to this great interview, that also shoots down the “Wasilly Hillbilly” nonsense:

    Note: I agree that she probably can’t beat Obama. On the other hand, who is going to do it? AGW-believing, Romneycare-promoting Mitt Mormon? I don’t feature that.

    • Banshee's Banned Ghost says:

      So why bother strenuously defending her alleged brains and her great grasp of the world and American politics? She’s a joke, and I love her for that. She brightens my day with her lunatic buffoonery. Just like Chunk.

      • garycooper says:

        Just for laughs, why don’t you take a minute and read the piece? Then we can speak rationally about the points the writer makes. It’s an odd way of communicating, requiring a bit of give and take rather than knee-jerk witticisms, but occasionally it’s worthwhile.

      • Banshee's Banned Ghost says:

        You must be kidding. I should spend time out of my actual life reading about someone who just makes me laugh, and who has no chance of winning?

        Next you’ll be telling me to check out the great businessman Herman Cain.

    • garycooper says:

      Banshee’s Banned Ghost :You must be kidding. I should spend time out of my actual life reading about someone who just makes me laugh, and who has no chance of winning?
      Next you’ll be telling me to check out the great businessman Herman Cain.

      You’re right. I was kidding.

  22. garycooper says:

    Someday, real life will be just like internet life:

    Won’t that be voonderbar?

  23. Voltaires Crack says:

    Banshee’s Banned Ghost :
    You must be kidding. I should spend time out of my actual life reading about someone who just makes me laugh, and who has no chance of winning?

    Um. Why do you read DoD if not for the same reason?

    • Banshee's Banned Ghost says:

      Yeah, but I wouldn’t bother with a “serious article” defending his chunky ass, now would I?

      • Voltaires Crack says:

        The thought of a serious article defending Chuck made me eject some soda. Stop it now.

      • garycooper says:

        Banshee’s Banned Ghost :Yeah, but I wouldn’t bother with a “serious article” defending his chunky ass, now would I?

        Of course! That would be the funniest thing ever. It will never happen, because even the NYT is too hip to take Fatass seriously. We got many a good meme out of their last whack at him, though. Un-Mata Hari, anyone?

  24. garycooper says:

    Voltaires Crack :The thought of a serious article defending Chuck made me eject some soda. Stop it now.

    Well. maybe a Keith Olbermann or Rachel Maddow would do a quick stroke-job, if his numbers were a lot better than they are.

  25. Charles Johnson's relevance says:

    Correct this site, morons! My blog is worth a million dollars! My baby picture wins sympathy for me wherever I go! The 1967 lines are different from the borders! Pam Geller is insane! Hey, look, there goes Breitbart! Upding me now!

    • Mandingo Warrior says:

      Also see: “Hey, I just posted a photo of a tanker. Everyone be amazed!”

      “I have a gold record, what does Breitbart have? A reputation? ”

      “I’m drinking a Chimay right now and playing Portal 2 (offline of course).”

      “I’ve tweeted my ass off today smearing Breitbart and the wingnut-o-sphere. Time for a nap.”

      “I know I was wrong but fuck Breitbart. I’m not apologizing.”

      • Mandingo Warrior says:

        Also see:

        “I was compelled to be skeptical of Breitbart. He has no candor…Something I have in spades, of course. I’m running a news aggregator site here!”

        “Dark_Falcon, everyone from the south is racist. Now shut your pie hole or I’ll ban your toadie little ass.”

      • Charles Johnson's relevance says:

        “Look at these horrible people comparing Muslims to Nazis! Who would be nasty enough to say something like that?”

    • Voltaires Crack says:

      “I prepared and ate a salmon!”

    • gizbot7 says:

      “I just picked a booger!”

  26. garycooper says:

    “I haven’t had sex with a woman since 1997.”

  27. Charles Johnson's relevance says:

    “Eighteen people agree with me about the menu controversy! Except that one who may be a troll. My correlator tool is broken!”

  28. garycooper says:

    “Where oh where is the next nontroversy, so I can be first to jump on the wrong side of it?”

  29. YankintheEU says:

    I don’t view Palin as a serious contender for high office after observing her lack of knowledge on foreign affairs. She seems to rely too much on popular reactions to petty matters of life which come up. Further, there’s too little serious concern for policy in her statements and too much emphasis on cultivating a celebrity-politician image. We badly need limited government solutions to difficult problems, not all the time populist rhetoric. She also apparently did a reality TV show.

    On the positive side, Palin has an extremely decent and principled character. How direly are we lacking that today? Consider her principled stance on Israel in comparison to other GOP figures; she gets the issue. As a conservative American women, she makes no apologies for who she is. I love that feature in people. She is far more thoughtful on social and family issues than pretty much any of her critics.

    It is worthwhile, though, to observe the left and the media’s reflexive responses not just to the woman, but to what she represents, her ideals and where she’s from. She’s the idiot who labors under a false consciousness in Thomas Frank’s conception of America. The secular humanist / liberal types are absolutely revolted by this lady, not just her personality and political aspirations, but the fact that she’s an attractive woman and defends the views she does. I think their perception (the left, the media, East coast liberals) of her lack of intelligence and backwardness reveals much more about their own prejudices, alleged ‘tolerance’ and basic decency.

    • Banshee's Banned Ghost says:

      Yeah, all the extremely decent actual conservatives I know earn their living with reality TV shows and other assorted high-value contributions to society.

      • garycooper says:

        all the extremely decent actual conservatives I know

        Name a few of these decent sorts, so we can nominate them!

      • YankintheEU says:

        Well, where is the contradiction between having moral principles and doing a reality TV show?

        I think it’s a bit odd. Seeking attention? Sure. But one can be highly decent and still possess such character traits.

  30. garycooper says:

    “Shrieking harpy Pam Geller is posting some hate-smears against Muslims again, claiming they want to wipe Israel off the map. The usual crew of genocidal Right-Wing conservatives is chiming in, agreeing with her.”

    • gizbot7 says:

      Can someone explain to me how pointing out that there is a certain group of people who are self-admittedly genocidal makes you genocidal for pointing it out? Good Lord Chuckie, at least give me some mustard with my pretzel.

    • Admitting that some Muslimeen do harbor genocidal sentiments against the Jews does not an Islamophobic genocidaire make…

  31. pat says:

    Heh,heh. Pointing out to CJ that his belief in AGW and AGW remediation was influenced by a political hack and scientific ignoramus, to wit, Joe Romm, was what got me and all of comments and links banished. To get a taste of this idiot, go here:
    current headline:
    Memo to media: In the future, the only jobs left will be green

  32. beed says:

    Banshee’s Banned Ghost :
    Yea, all the extremely desent actual conservitives I now earn their living with realty TV shows and other assorted high-value contrebutions to sociaty.

    Quoted for truth.

    • Whatever says:

      Uh-oh. BBG did a [sic]. He is now required to cough up that derivation of the quadratic formula.

      • Arachne says:

        All I can remember of those is something like “for any equation where ax2 + bx + c = 0, then … followed by a headache.

      • Banshee's Banned Ghost says:

        You’ll have to explain what that is first. I can’t be bothered to google it.

  33. pat says:

    Yup. Left wing talking points memo.

  34. Grand Junctionite says:

    Prepare ye yon banstick Chuck

    acfunk6/13/2011 10:34:19 am PDT


    The important part of that post was that Breitbart was acting irresponsibly for showing the penis picture to people? Geez. How bout the entire media universe? Are they irresponsible? But little ole Congressman Anthony Weiner got a pass from Charles at the start of this mess.

  35. Grand Junctionite says:

    acfunk Mon, Jun 13, 2011 10:40:58am


    Disastrous effects? I guess if you attribute everything bad to global warming you might have a point. But you will still be wrong. Global warming can’t be stopped by republicans, or democrats, or bloggers, or tweeters, or scientists, or anyone else. To put it plainly: Mother Earth is nobody’s bitch. She gonna do what she gonna do.

  36. Grand Junctionite says:



    acfunk Mon, Jun 13, 2011 10:58:16am


    re: #48 Charles

    I believe that was a joke. Remember when you owned a sense of humor charles? What did you do? Sell that along with your Integrity?

  37. Grand Junctionite says:

    I bid you Adieu


    Charles Mon, Jun 13, 2011 10:59:09am


    re: #63 acfunk

    I believe that was a joke. Remember when you owned a sense of humor charles? What did you do? Sell that along with your Integrity?

    And with that, I cordially invite you to fuck right off.

  38. Grand Junctionite says:

    Ever notice how the loozards gang up and pile on the offending commenter AFTER the bad stick has been weilded? They nod their heads at their monitors in agreement. They hear the echos come back to them and shout “eeevil wingnut deniers” in unison.

    Once Chuck gives them the nod, they all come out of the woodwork scurrying around seeking approval.

    It’s pretty sick.

    • Arachne says:

      Yeah, the brave little robots do love to pile on when their target has no chance of defending themselves; if only there were a blog where they could come and answer their critics and get some moral support and urging from like minded individuals…..

  39. I am absolutely disgusted at the baseless accusation of “Islamophobia” directed towards those such as myself who do not oppose Islam as a religious system, and who certainly do not oppose those Muslimeen who reject the totalitarian jurisprudence of the Shari’ah, but rather oppose Islamism, that is the awakened giant of Political Islam which canonizes misogyny and apartheid and colonialism. Somehow, for calling for intellectual honesty regarding normative Islamic exegesis, for calling for “higher criticism” of Islam’s venerated corpus as has been applied to every other religion, for calling attention to unsavory yet continuing aspects of Islamic jurisprudence which need to be thoroughly rejected, by opposing misogyny and homophobia and racism and imperialism as manifested in Political Islam, for refusing to whitewash Islamic history, I am a first-class bigot. Well, so be it. Call me a bigot if you like, and persist in defending the Fiqh — but remember that such a monstrous law code, today in resurgence, harms not only Mushrikeen and Murtadeen and Zanadiqa, but Muslimeen most of all.

  40. Charles Johnson’s relevance :
    “Look at these horrible people comparing Muslims to Nazis! Who would be nasty enough to say something like that?”

    How dare those nasty Islamophobes research the well-documented ties between the Palestinian Arab leadership and the Nazis in the 30s and 40s? How dare they chronicle the flight of Nazis following World War II to the Middle East, where they accepted Islam and became noted anti-Zionist propagandists and war advisers to such men as Gamal Abdel Nasser and Anwar Sadat?

  41. ferd_burfel says:

    I categorically deny Man-made Climate Change.

    What you gonna do about that, Chuck? Ban me from lgf?

  42. What an idiot. i, the original “fanatic creationist” have always been skeptical of AGW too. and he only just NOW gets the connection? like i said, what an idiot.

    oh, and i’m pretty torqued off that i didn’t make his creep list. i’ll keep calling him an idiot and see how long it takes. dumbass.

    • I am an ardent opponent of Creationism and Intelligent Design (but, I like you all the same, kirly :D)

      I also happen to be skeptical of AGW. This would lead to tremendous cognitive dissonance for Charles…

  43. Chuckieisajoke says:

    Charles Johnson-Get off my website you islamohpboic climate hating creationist.


    Charles Johnson-Get in mah belly.

  44. Chuckieisajoke says: