CJ Wants Friends?

Well, this is fairly new:

First off, this isn’t an LGF “fan” page; this is CJ’s personal profile, and I don’t know who in their right mind would want to share their real-life personal updates and events with Johnson (and, yes, that’s what would happen if you “friend” him with your personal Facebook account).  It’s not like he’s returning the gesture, since his wall has been programmed to be nothing more than a feed of the LGF front page.  So, you get to see LGF updates, while Johnson gets to look up your dates.  Seems like kind of a raw deal.  A little spooky, even.

Apparently -and this is quite humorous- at least one of the loyal lizards feels the same way, even if she didn’t specifically say so (because, “ingeniously”, she made a nice, safe, dedicated FaceBook profile  specifically for “friending” Johnson.):

{{{gag}}}

OK…wait

…hold on…

{{{hurl}}}

**cough**

Anyway…what is unclear is why Johnson decided at this point to invite folks to his FB profile.  Contrary to what CJ posted in that thread, his profile isn’t new.  In fact, looking at his wall, it looks like he didn’t see the point in the FB thing either, as just one post sat on there for the first 6 months of his profile’s existence.   It almost looks like, initially, Johnson created a FB profile for himself for the sole purpose of promoting…wait for it…

The Pamela Geller Rant Generator:

(interestingly, you can see that it links to the Digg entry, which was in and of itself an epic FAIL, as many DoD readers will recall)

But, sometime within the last week (or so), a little green light bulb illuminated and Johnson suddenly thought this (invitation) was a good idea.  Perhaps he’s convinced that his herd is finally so thin and so idiotic that he feels he can pull this off and have some fun peepin’ on folks for a bit?  What the heck, right?


271 Comments on “CJ Wants Friends?”

  1. Banshee's Banned Ghost says:

    So how does this work, exactly?

    Chunk puts up a new “article” (cut-and-paste link plus two lines of brilliant, witty commentary), and that goes to his Twitter and Facebook accounts. So any “followers” on Twitter and “friends” on Facebook get notified that there’s a new post on the site, Be Sure Not To Miss It!

    No one will sign up for that who isn’t already addicted to LGF. What is the benefit for him or them?

    And even Three-Emmmie is smart enough to create a special account so the notorious snoop dog won’t see into her real life on Facebook.

    Again, what is the point here?

    By the way, Chunk: several current and former LGF folks who friended you are my friends, too. See if you can correlate that.

    • Mandingo Warrior says:

      His cut and paste article would go to those other minion’s “wall” where WUB’s friends will see it. Since people who are friends probably share politics/interests, they’ll sign up for LGF ’cause it’s just so fucking awesome. What could go wrong?

      • Banshee's Banned Ghost says:

        Even if for some insane reason I decided to be nice to Johnson and friend him on Facebook (some days I do kinda feel sorry for him), I’d instantly and permanently hide his shit so neither I nor my other friends would see it on my Wall. It’s like being friends with that goofy son of your friends who can’t stop posting pix of Saoirse Ronan night and day.

    • ISpeakJive says:

      He thinks facebook friends are “actual” friends. Poor guy. Delusional.

  2. Banshee's Banned Ghost says:

    Maybe he just wants to ban anyone who declines to be his buddy on FB.

  3. Mandingo Warrior says:

    I think the most simple dim-witted answer is the most obvious. I think he truly believes (as witnessed by his new interest in Twitter) that he’s found a little goldmine of traffic to boost his numbers with. That and he’ll go viral with LGF when people friend him; generating many more walls to post his site on.

    Stupid thing is that if political discourse weren’t really a taboo on FB, the site has pretty much gobbled up all other forms of sport blogging. Why have a blog when you can FB that craft you just made to the world?

    So he’s basically signalled the defeat of his “news aggregator” to the mightier Zuckerberg and decided to go all in. What would be interesting is to burn a few socks posting stuff on his wall. I think he has the power to delete them, but I’m sure it will cause him to up the security on the site and defeat the whole purpose of having his minions do the heavy lifting for him.

    • Banshee's Banned Ghost says:

      You can set your FB page so no one but you can post on your Wall. I’d bet the price of a John Edwards haircut Chuck has already done that.

      • Mandingo Warrior says:

        Yes, so that would be the highest security setting and it would also mean that when his minions post the article on their walls, they might not be able to have those posts visible to others not friends with Chuckie Cheesedoodle.

        It’s what makes me wonder about this move for him. He’ll have no control–or total control but something will have to give.

  4. Grand Junctionite says:

    Everything with Chuck is give and take. Loozards give, Chuck takes.
    Do you trust this man with your personal info loozards?

  5. Guy says:

    the proceedings at the swamp are huorous to watch. while his minions are talking about the slow leak of photos from breitbart which utterly demolish the “controlled demolition” theory of weinergate charles devoted no less than twenty posts to promoting, charles is talking about apple software updates, presumably in a fetal position while sucking his thumb.

  6. The Osprey says:

    You, your FaceBook friends, and your Johnson™

  7. The Osprey says:

    Ludwig returns with a post hyping the Chebby Bolt!

    http://littlegreenfootballs.com/page/249105_The_Chevy_Volt_is_awesome!

  8. Banshee's Banned Ghost says:

    Whatever else, we now know that Rep(tile) Weiner shaves his pecs and his pits like a true metrosexual. I guess we can be grateful to Breitbart for that. (Cough)

    • snowcrash says:

      Wonder if we will see how far his manscaping goes? (I don’t really, I just wanted to use that word. Lol)

  9. antilgfwarrior says:

    If proof of stupidity were really needed,Chuck doubles down for weiner.

    • Arachne says:

      You mean like waiting for verification of symbols on a state flag, Chuck.

      Oh Geez – does this Facebook thing mean we’re going to get daily updates from My Little Ponytail about how many friends he has?

    • Village Idiot's Apprentice says:

      And at some point, Chunk is going to have to realize that he is just shooting himself in the foot with these double standards of his.

    • nils says:

      Heh. Stupid media. Chuck has been right on weinergate from the beginning of his coverage:

      Yet Another Andrew Breitbart Smear Falls Apart
      Mon, May 30, 2011 at 10:36:21 am
      As soon as I heard about the “scandal” involving Rep. Anthony Weiner, and saw it being pushed like crazy by fraudster Andrew Breitbart, I knew it would turn out to be yet another phony story. And that’s exactly what happened.

      Like someone at AoSHQ said – “Greatest. Prank. Ever.”

      • snowcrash says:

        Boiler room crew, can I nominate Johnson’s spin on Weinergate for a DoD award in 2011? Can’t remember the category titles, but probably the same one as the Tennessee State neo-nazi flag.

    • Mark says:

      He just can’t admit to being wrong.

  10. Village Idiot's Apprentice says:

    And this could be the beginning of Chunks breakdown

    Wiener is having a 4:00pm presser.
    Get the popcorn….
    post the suicide watch.

  11. antilgfwarrior says:

    Village Idiot’s Apprentice :
    And at some point, Chunk is going to have to realize that he is just shooting himself in the foot with these double standards of his.

    The only real question that remains is:

    Will Weiner stand down before the money shot pics have to be published?

    He has to go soon,he knows what’s out there and he’s running out of time.

  12. Emperor says:

    Charles F. Johnson: No Apologies!

    Come on. Message to Chuck: It’s over. Give it up now.

    It was one thing when he announced he still thought Weiner was innocent yesterday.

    It was another when he announced this morning that, while he still thought Weiner was innocent, he accepted that husonce-bulletproof “Weiner Was Hacked!” theory could be wrong. And that Breitbart’s “pictures” didn’t prove anything. (Note: Chuck didn’t question their veracity, he just said they proved nothing).

    Now.. What? He whines about “anonymous sources” (the pictures verify themselves), complains about the evil and unreliable Breitbart, and says he cannot come to any conclusion about whether or not they were altered.

    Chuck: IT’S OVER. It’s officially time to give it up. The other left-wing blogs realized he was guilty days ago and quietly stopped defending him. But there you are, waving your flag and chanting “Weiner! Weiner! Weiner! Down with Breitbart!”

    I hate to see how you’ll react when Weiner resigns.

    • sacred ham says:

      No, no, no, we want him to triple-down and quadruple-down on the arrogant stupid. When Chuck hands DoD (and Breitbart, and Tim Blair, and…) a gift like this, we should all graciously accept it, not try to talk him out of it. That would be rude.

      • Emperor says:

        Then again, you’re right.

        Charles – now’s the time to prove your value to the left. Only you can save Weiner! Please come out with a new post immediately debunking Breitbart’s smears.

      • Emperor says:

        One thing, though, Charles: Make sure you put that post up before 4PM Eastern.

        😉

      • snowcrash says:

        Agree sacred. This is a priceless gift. The economy is terrible, the weather is hot and Johnson is entertaining.

  13. OldLineTexan says:

    The Osprey :Ludwig returns with a post hyping the Chebby Bolt!
    http://littlegreenfootballs.com/page/249105_The_Chevy_Volt_is_awesome!

    Loodie knows as much about cars as he does about AGW!

    /you can take that any wway you like

  14. Emperor says:

    Hilarious quote from Chuck today.

    Charles Mon, Jun 6, 2011 10:23:26am 2

    re: #10 ProLifeLiberal

    I still think Apple is a cult.

    Everything you see at LGF was developed on a Mac.

    Uh ….. Chuck …..

    • Banshee's Banned Ghost says:

      PLL, the adult convert to Islam, thinks Apple is a cult.

      My, my.

  15. Voltaires Crack says:

    Wiener is having a press conference at 4:00PM Eastern to announce that he and Charles Johnson are running away together and plan on living a quiet life of fishing and subsistence-living on the island of Tortuga.

    Kidding. But Wiener is having a press conference in 40 minutes.

    Wonder how poor Charles will spin this.

    • sacred ham says:

      “Fully Clothed Anthony Weiner Will Give Four p.m. Press Conference”

      Time to make popcorn…

    • sacred ham says:

      Oh, and I think you meant “fisting,” not “fishing.”

    • ISpeakJive says:

      Funny you mention Tortuga, considering how much Anthony Weiner resembles a 100 year-old land turtle.

    • snowcrash says:

      He will cover it by posting a Geller thread. Lol

  16. Emperor says:

    Obdicut still is attached to the Yfrog thing. Give it up! There was no loophole.

    Obdicut Mon, Jun 6, 2011 12:04:48pm 4

    If it really was him and the whole story is true–

    Then it’s really funny that yfrog’s security loophole got exposed anyway.

  17. Village Idiot's Apprentice says:

    snowcrash :
    Oooh it was a bad one, huh?

    No, not at all.
    Look at my post directly above the post referencing moderation.
    In little letters above the body of my post is the reference to it being in moderation.

    • Village Idiot's Apprentice says:

      And of course….I go back and look at the original post, and the reference to being in moderation is gone.
      Oh well………presser in 31 minutes.
      Anyone got money on the Dead Pool?

  18. Voltaires Crack says:

    All sorts of back-pedaling going on at the compound.

    This poster gets in a nice swipe, though.

    61 Alexzander Mon, Jun 6, 2011 12:13:42pm

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    re:

    #56 Obdicut

    If it really was him and the whole story is true–

    Then it’s really funny that yfrog’s security loophole got exposed anyway.

    My favourite part was being called a conspiracy monger and getting down-dinged by everyone for not believing in a conspiracy. Just some reckless pics in all likelihood. Occam’s razor.

    C’mon Obdi. Ask an irrelevant question and cry if you don’t get the answer you want.

  19. antilgfwarrior says:

    And they’d be right!

    • OldLineTexan says:

      It’s only fair, considering how many times you’vee buried the Republican Party, or pronounced your fat-wahs on some rival blogger.

      Grow up and DEAL with it, Stalker Boy.

    • Mandingo Warrior says:

      When did they ever say “finally?” I think that train already left the station and what people are discussing is how hilarious it is for Chuck to keep throttling the chicken and fucking it.

    • Arachne says:

      Someone needs to tell My Little Ponytail that his credibility IS destroyed – he and his minions just haven’t come to grips with it yet.

  20. Emperor says:

    Come on, Obdicut. Tell us how crafty Breitbart’s goons were to be able to get all of those pictures while Weiner was in the locker room of a gym.

    • snowcrash says:

      Hilarious. The time for photo assessments was earlier. Too little, too late.

    • Grand Junctionite says:

      Kilgore trout will be the last strap hanger over there. he’ll go down with the ship.

  21. Banshee's Banned Ghost says:

    snowcrash :
    Boiler room crew, can I nominate Johnson’s spin on Weinergate for a DoD award in 2011? Can’t remember the category titles, but probably the same one as the Tennessee State neo-nazi flag.

    C’mon, the year ain’t even half over. Chuck can top that stupidity easy.

  22. Voltaires Crack says:

    Hannity is on the radio saying he’s seen some of the unpublished photos and has no doubts that Weiner is cooked.

  23. ryannon says:

    Voltaires Crack :
    Hannity is on the radio saying he’s seen some of the unpublished photos and has no doubts that Weiner is cooked.

    Charles is not going to relish that, but as they say, tough buns.

  24. ryannon says:

    Banshee’s Banned Ghost :
    He may blame it on da onions.

    He’s so far behind on that story that he’ll never katsup.

  25. livefreeor die says:

    Dear Santa,
    All I want for Christmas is for Weiner to double down on refusing to resign until another day of pictures come out and for Charles Johnson to stand there cheering him on for another 24 hours.

  26. Emperor says:

    Making the best of things…..

    EmmmieG Mon, Jun 6, 2011 12:50:27pm 0

    Here’s what I do know: LGF exposed a hole in the security of a photo-sharing site.

    …..Or not.

    Dreggas Mon, Jun 6, 2011 12:51:19pm 0

    re: #109 EmmmieG

    Here’s what I do know: LGF exposed a hole in the security of a photo-sharing site.

    it was actually cannonfire, not LGF, Charles linked to what Cannonfire posted. Not to rain on the parade or anything.

  27. Banshee's Banned Ghost says:

    Meanwhile, “Locker” puts his anti-Semitism on full display. No reaction from Chunk, as yet.

    http://littlegreenfootballs.com/page/249112_Watch_Out_For_Foreskin_Man!

    Click that link to see “Locker” telling a Jewish grandma to jam it up her ass!

  28. livefreeor die says:

    WARNING:
    If you suffer from vertigo, do not go over to the swamp. They are spinning like crazy right now.

  29. Resident Breeder says:

    snowcrash :
    He will cover it by posting a Geller thread. Lol

    I thought the same thing. Or yet another Palin thread.

  30. livefreeor die says:

    And Charles races out in the doubling down category:

    Anthony Weiner Schedules Press Conference to Deal with Latest Accusations
    Charles Johnson
    Politics • Mon Jun 6, 2011 at 12:55 pm PDT • Views: 59

    Rep. Anthony Weiner has scheduled a press conference at 4pm ET in New York, presumably to address the latest accusations from Andrew Breitbart. So here’s a thread to discuss as it happens; we shall see what we shall see.

    On Twitter, I’ve been getting attacked like crazy all morning; apparently I’ve now “lost all credibility.” This is at least the 50th time this year that I’ve finally lost all credibility. I guess it keeps growing back or something.

    And I’ve been getting a flood of hate mail, much of it demanding that I “apologize” for something. So here’s my official response to this demand:

    Not a freaking chance. If Weiner admits to sending the pictures in question, I’ll be surprised and disappointed, but I’m never going to apologize for calling it as I see it.

    And I’m certainly never going to apologize for pointing out that Andrew Breitbart is a sleazy fraudster, with a well-documented and very tawdry history of deception.

    So to those demanding that I apologize: try holding your breath until you turn blue. Maybe that will do it.

  31. Emperor says:

    Chuck doubles down on his double-downing of his double down of his defence of Weiner.

    Anthony Weiner Schedules Press Conference to Deal with Latest Accusations

    Rep. Anthony Weiner has scheduled a press conference at 4pm ET in New York, presumably to address the latest accusations from Andrew Breitbart. So here’s a thread to discuss as it happens; we shall see what we shall see.

    On Twitter, I’ve been getting attacked like crazy all morning; apparently I’ve now “lost all credibility.” This is at least the 50th time this year that I’ve finally lost all credibility. I guess it keeps growing back or something.

    And I’ve been getting a flood of hate mail, much of it demanding that I “apologize” for something. So here’s my official response to this demand:

    Not a freaking chance. If Weiner admits to sending the pictures in question, I’ll be surprised and disappointed, but I’m never going to apologize for calling it as I see it.

    And I’m certainly never going to apologize for pointing out that Andrew Breitbart is a sleazy fraudster, with a well-documented and very tawdry history of deception.

    So to those demanding that I apologize: try holding your breath until you turn blue. Maybe that will do it.

    • gizbot7 says:

      You know what? I do apologize to Dork for accusing him of being a tattletale rat yesterday. He didn’t do it – my bad and I was totally wrong.

      No way do I want to be even close to Chuckles mentality.

      • Pakimon says:

        Dork Falcon is a tattletale rat.

        Don’t give him a pass just because he was “asleep at the switch” in this particular instance.

        Just sayin’

  32. Voltaires Crack says:

    Chuck is going to melt down. Breitbart is at the press conference in advance of Weiner and has the mike.

    Lizard heads are exploding!

    • YankintheEU says:

      Hehe, that’s awesome.

      CJ is an example is what happens to people who are so blinded by their prejudices and ideology. They end up defending indefensible perverts and the like, simply because they are progressive.

  33. livefreeor die says:

    And the first suck-up of the newest Weiner thread:

    Sheridan8
    Mon, Jun 6, 2011 12:57:51pm replyquote 0downupreport

    Don’t let them get to you, Charles. You’re an honest guy doing what journalists and many others are either scared or too lazy to do.

  34. ryannon says:

    Mwwhaahaaaa!

    Andrew Breitbart first to speak at Weiner’s press conference!

    He ‘just happens’ to be staying at a hotel a few blocks from there’…

    • livefreeor die says:

      Oh wow! Can this get any better? Maybe Sarah Palin will drop by with Michelle Bachman.

  35. Lord Nazh says:

    Heh, I like how Chuck stands by his man! el oh el

  36. ryannon says:

    Unpublished Weiner pics ‘clearly of an x-rated nature’…

  37. Lord Nazh says:

    livefreeor die :
    And the first suck-up of the newest Weiner thread:

    Sheridan8
    Mon, Jun 6, 2011 12:57:51pm replyquote 0downupreport
    Don’t let them get to you, Charles. You’re an honest guy doing what journalists and many others are either scared or too lazy to do.

    Does Sheri mean that Charles was the only one not too lazy or scared to run with a story that he was totally wrong on? Cause I bet there are plenty of others…

  38. livefreeor die says:

    A low rumbling started:

    Charles
    Mon, Jun 6, 2011 1:03:01pm replyquote 0downupreport

    Breitbart is at the press conference – tweets say he’s “taking over.”

  39. ryannon says:

    I sense a slight disturbance in The Force…

    Lizardoid heads exploding.

  40. livefreeor die says:

    They’re getting all huffy at the swamp about Breitbart being at Weiner’s presser.

  41. Emperor says:

    Heh…

    windsagio Mon, Jun 6, 2011 1:06:59pm 0

    why is Breitbart speaking at Weiners presser?

  42. sacred ham says:

    Breitbart referring to Weiner’s “minions.” Heh.

  43. ryannon says:

    Emperor :
    Heh…

    windsagio Mon, Jun 6, 2011 1:06:59pm 0
    why is Breitbart speaking at Weiners presser?

    Because Chunky couldn’t ban him.

  44. snowcrash says:

    Brietbart wants vindication. Go get some, Andy.

  45. Banshee's Banned Ghost says:

    Windsagio thinks Alouette should be banned for calling “Locker” an anti-Semite. Poor “Locker” – all he did was equate circumcision with mutilation and “dick-chopping

  46. ryannon says:

    Banshee’s Banned Ghost :
    Windsagio thinks Alouette should be banned for calling “Locker” an anti-Semite. Poor “Locker” – all he did was equate circumcision with mutilation and “dick-chopping

    Is that like Weiner-hacking?

  47. livefreeor die says:

    Now Charles gets huffy:

    55 Charles
    Mon, Jun 6, 2011 1:11:54pm replyquote 0downupreport

    Rarely have I felt this disgusted.

    Why are Weiner’s people letting Breitbart do this? Tell that clown to get away from the mic.

  48. Voltaires Crack says:

    Priceless

    55 Charles Mon, Jun 6, 2011 1:11:54pm

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    Rarely have I felt this disgusted.

    Why are Weiner’s people letting Breitbart do this? Tell that clown to get away from the mic.

    Jealous much?

    • livefreeor die says:

      Seriously.
      “Hey, don’t look at him! Look at me! Over here! No, here!”

    • Banshee's Banned Ghost says:

      News flash for you, Chunk: a hotel conference room is not a thread on LGF, and the media can talk to whomever they like. You want them to be deferent to some horndog congressprick just because you say so? Send them a memo.

  49. livefreeor die says:

    Whoah-who has albusteve in the dead pool:

    albusteve
    Mon, Jun 6, 2011 1:15:19pm replyquote 0downupreport

    re: #63 thecommodore

    I don’t think Weiner will be there. Why would he go there when Breitbart is there rambling on about how he is the victim?

    This is truly strange.

    he has a good point…he has been accused of something that seemingly only Weiner can debunk

  50. snowcrash says:

    Weiner is frantically rewriting his comments on the situation. Wouldn’t want to be him right now.

  51. livefreeor die says:

    Because sending pictures of your wanker to a woman who is not your current wife is decent…

    SanFranciscoZionist
    Mon, Jun 6, 2011 1:17:07pm replyquote 0downupreport

    Basically. Breitbart has caused no end of trouble to decent people minding their own damn business. If he’s caught a Congressman in a sexual misdemeanor, (which I am still unclear he has), that won’t make me think him an honest man.

  52. Emperor says:

    Charles Johnson: Still waving that flag.

    Charles Mon, Jun 6, 2011 1:16:16pm 2

    After that, Weiner should cancel the news conference.

    Charles Mon, Jun 6, 2011 1:16:33pm 1

    re: #80 Alexzander

    Breitbart claims he wants to “save his family” referring to Weiner. He has more explicit photos he doesn’t want to release. But he does want an apology. Shit.

    The word for that is “extortion.”

    • Voltaires Crack says:

      Yup – the real story in all of this is that Breitbart is a jerk, and a criminal to boot.

      Keep on f*****n that chicken.

  53. livefreeor die says:

    Someone else going for Dead Pool status:

    RogueOne
    Mon, Jun 6, 2011 1:18:41pm replyquote -1downupreport

    Breitbart didn’t start this, Weiner did by being an idiot. Rule #1 if you’re going to flirt around is not to make your spouse look like an asshole. Rule #2: Nothing in writing and definitely no freaking pics. Rule #3: If caught, Deny, Deny, Deny.

    He got 1 out of 3 right.

  54. sacred ham says:

    So has Chuck claimed that the torso photos could be photos of Chuck?

  55. livefreeor die says:

    Wow, Chuck is going to be in a piss bad mood after this.
    He’s definitely going to have to ban someone, quick.
    And Dark Falcon can look forward to a night of “walking into doorknobs and falling down the stairs accidentally” on LGF.

  56. Voltaires Crack says:

    And some Charles-inspired wishful thinking.

    119 Zathras Mon, Jun 6, 2011 1:22:46pm

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    re: #55 Charles

    Perhaps Weiner’s people are giving Breitbart the rope he needs to hang himself?

    Yeah, Weiner has Breitbart just where he wants him now.

    Do these people actually believe this?

  57. snowcrash says:

    At least the toaster was loyal.

  58. Banshee's Banned Ghost says:

    Here we go.

  59. Village Idiot's Apprentice says:

    Weiner did it.
    He just admitted it.

  60. ryannon says:

    Here it comes…

  61. snowcrash says:

    Is he going to cry. I say yes.

  62. sacred ham says:

    CHUCKFAIL LOL^2!

  63. Juan Epstein says:

    Game Over.

    Again.

  64. snowcrash says:

    Holy shit!6 women. Sex addict going to rehab!!!

  65. Banshee's Banned Ghost says:

    Holy shit.

    Chunk, you lose. Clown.

  66. sacred ham says:

    I blame Breitbart, that awful, sleazy smear merchant.

  67. Juan Epstein says:

    He’s speaking directly to Charles.

  68. ryannon says:

    He should stop crying enough to apologize to Breitbart.

    • snowcrash says:

      Yes. He wanted to destroy Breitbart to save his own skin. He owes Breitbart an apology.

  69. livefreeor die says:

    Someone can man up at LGF:

    surlymarv
    Mon, Jun 6, 2011 1:26:37pm replyquote 0downupreport

    Damn, this is not good. I feel like such a douche for defending him.

    Who? Weiner or Charles?

  70. snowcrash says:

    I respect Huma for not standing there like a freaking piece of furniture.

    • Banshee's Banned Ghost says:

      Yeah, I’ll give her that. The GOP spouses are often better trained.

      • Pakimon says:

        Don’t forget Hillary, the shining example of a Democrat spouse.

        She “stood by her man” after Bill’s “excellent adventure” with the human humidor.

  71. sacred ham says:

    I think this is Chuck’s most epic fail ever.

    Laughing our asses off at you, LGF.

  72. Bunk X says:

    Weiner admits taking the photos and posting them, and CJ is floating a balloon for an extortion conspiracy.

  73. snowcrash says:

    Ooh, I’m losing any sympathy for him. I hope they keep him talking. He is arrogant, even in admitting his own failure.

  74. Emperor says:

    There is a banning at LGF imminent…..

    shanestan Mon, Jun 6, 2011 1:28:36pm -1

    Ahahahahahahahaaa! Eat THAT CROW PIE!!! IS IT TASTY?
    U MAD?

  75. livefreeor die says:

    Saved for posterity (before its quick deletion):

    shanestan
    Mon, Jun 6, 2011 1:28:36pm replyquote -1downupreport

    Ahahahahahahahaaa! Eat THAT CROW PIE!!! IS IT TASTY?
    U MAD?

  76. Grand Junctionite says:

    I knew this morning tha toda would be epic!

    Now Resign slimeball!
    As Chuck would say, OWN IT!

  77. Bunk X says:

    155 Charles Mon, Jun 6, 2011 1:26:18pm replyquote

    * 3
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    Well, he’s copping to it. Game over.

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      Fuck me! Breitbart is going to win this.

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  78. Juan Epstein says:

    Do you have anything to say to Charles Johnson?

  79. ChenZhen says:

    Hey guys, like I said a while back:

  80. livefreeor die says:

    And the shanestan comment has already gone down the memory hole!

  81. mtc says:

    Breaking: Weiner admitted everything on CNN at his news conference; Breitbart was 100% right and LGF was wrong. Weiner said he was lying to the media all along, there was no account hacking. He said he’s been sending lewd pix to women since being married and beforehand. He met them on Facebook.

  82. Emperor says:

  83. sacred ham says:

  84. Juan Epstein says:

    “Nontroversy.”

    Kiss of death.

  85. Banshee's Banned Ghost says:

    This is all anyone is going to get from Chunk:

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    Well, he’s copping to it. Game over.

    Except maybe this:

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    I think this is the most abject apology I’ve ever seen a politician make.

    You might want to take a close look there, Chunk. You may find yourself looking abject one day, too.

    Oops. You do already. No apologies, please! You’re more fun as a clown in denial.

  86. Emperor says:

    Charles Mon, Jun 6, 2011 1:32:17pm 2

    I think this is the most abject apology I’ve ever seen a politician make.

  87. snowcrash says:

    Hmm Weiner met the women first on Facebook?

  88. mtc says:

    He said he can’t rule out Breitbart having possesssion of the pix. Weiner’s twitter followers have been e-mailing pix that Weiner sent them to Bg Government.

  89. ryannon says:

    Apologizes to Breitbart.

    Eat it, Chuck.

  90. sacred ham says:

    Weiner just apologized to AB. Chuck, your turn…

  91. Emperor says:

    Weiner: “I apologize to Andrew Breitbart.”

  92. livefreeor die says:

    This puts the DNC in a pickle. Weiner will continue to be a distraction as more pictures and sexts come out. This is hardly the face of the party they want.

  93. kansas says:

    Bunk X :
    Weiner admits taking the photos and posting them, and CJ is floating a balloon for an extortion conspiracy.

    Fucker never gives up. Hey, look over there, it’s Sarah Palin. She’s really dumb.

  94. gizbot7 says:

    I take responsibility, but I’m not resigning. So, now being forced to admit something but having zero repercussions is taking responsiblity? Umkay.

  95. ChenZhen says:

    let the pile-on begin!

  96. Emperor says:

    View of Culver City, CA:

  97. ryannon says:

    Emperor :

    Charles Mon, Jun 6, 2011 1:32:17pm 2
    I think this is the most abject apology I’ve ever seen a politician make.

    Weiner has proved me wrong about Weiner.

    I think I’ll throw him under the bus.

    CJ is like the Honey Badger, minus the charm.

  98. kansas says:

    gizbot7 :
    I take responsibility, but I’m not resigning. So, now being forced to admit something but having zero repercussions is taking responsiblity? Umkay.

    For Democrats that’s how it works. Remember Janet Reno being fully “responsible” for Waco?

  99. Banshee's Banned Ghost says:

    While Weiner weeps and chokes up on camera, Huma is having phone sex with Hills.

  100. Emperor says:

    Charles Mon, Jun 6, 2011 1:40:20pm 2

    re: #274 Racer X

    “I’m sorry I got caught”

    Oh please. This could not possibly be any more sincere.

    If you want to see a sleazy non-apology, try watching some old Lawrence Vitter videos.

    • livefreeor die says:

      So now we have albusteve, Racer X, and RogueOne.
      Who gets the stick first?

    • Juan Epstein says:

      So “Abject” doesnt mean “bad”?.

    • gizbot7 says:

      To Chunk, this shit is deep considering that his depth of apology is nil.

    • Arachne says:

      Now My Little Ponytail is a mind-reader, too.
      No, Chunky, he’s sorry he got caught. If you’re really sorry, you don’t fucking LIE for a week and then only come out with an apology, fess up to it, when the evidence is so overwhelming that you can no long lie.

      Extortion? Oh please. You’re a fucking district attorney now, too?

  101. kansas says:

    Exactly what are any repercussions that Weiner is going to suffer? His wife being pissed at him? Maybe not even that. Disgusting.

  102. ryannon says:

    The press is dragging him over the coals. If he had any intelligence (not to mention dignity) he’d end the presser.

    Of course if he had any intelligence, he wouldn’t be there in the first place.

  103. Voltaires Crack says:

    I told you so!

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    Thus, my post in a previous thread stating “I wouldn’t say I believe him, since I don’t know him, and had hever heard of him til 3 days ago”…which got me down dinged, and a couple of replies claiming that I was more or less blind to his obvious innocence.

    Well…Breitbart & friends might be scumbags…but this is why I find it better to sit back and wait before taking a position.

    No offense to our host.

    Some obligatory groveling added just in case.

    • YankintheEU says:

      Under normal circumstances having to apologize repeatedly in advance for speaking one’s mind would be considered obsequious and bizarre. At LGF everyone understands right away what he is doing and why. Keep your head down with the man-child at the helm.

  104. Grand Junctionite says:

    Today he say’s he won’t resign. He’ll be gone within 10 days.

  105. livefreeor die says:

    A lizard makes an interesting point:

    315 ElCapitanAmerica
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    Funny thing is this guy had a Jimmy Stiffy while he was watching a hockey game?!?!

  106. Emperor says:

    RogueOne Mon, Jun 6, 2011 1:43:22pm 2

    “to the best of my knowledge they were all adults”…uh oh.

  107. kansas says:

    So even Weiner had the balls to apologize to Breitbart. Gee, who was monumentally wrong and doesn’t?

  108. OldLineTexan says:

    kansas :

    Bunk X :Weiner admits taking the photos and posting them, and CJ is floating a balloon for an extortion conspiracy.

    Fucker never gives up. Hey, look over there, it’s Sarah Palin. She’s really dumb.

    God help us, she’s waving a Tennessee flag!

  109. Voltaires Crack says:

    Woo doggy!
    [deleted LGF full thread copy]

  110. Voltaires Crack says:

    Crap – please delete that long comment.

    I screwed up.

    Meant to post this.

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    Chaz,

    Please,please, please, never apologize for anything that you do. It would just destroy me. I mean, wherever else can I get such cheap thrills as your geek chorus gives us? Never doubt that you are the director, and all the others dance to your tune.

    Yowza!

  111. Grand Junctionite says:

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    Chaz,

    Please,please, please, never apologize for anything that you do. It would just destroy me. I mean, wherever else can I get such cheap thrills as your geek chorus gives us? Never doubt that you are the director, and all the others dance to your tune.

  112. livefreeor die says:

    Sigh, I have to go make dinner. This has been fun.
    See you later for the bannedamonium Charles will now unleash is his childish, damaged ego fury.

  113. Emperor says:

    The socks are coming out now. Heh. Good time to burn a sock, indeed.

  114. Bunk X says:

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    LOL!

    345 sindarian Mon, Jun 6, 2011 1:47:38pm replyquote
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    Chaz,

    Please,please, please, never apologize for anything that you do. It would just destroy me. I mean, wherever else can I get such cheap thrills as your geek chorus gives us? Never doubt that you are the director, and all the others dance to your tune.

  115. Emperor says:

    sharona Mon, Jun 6, 2011 1:55:18pm 0

    To all of you who kicked my ass for saying that Weiner’s denials seemed to be moving in the direction of an admission, you may now kiss my a**.

  116. Emperor says:

    I’ve got to admit – sindarian had a great flounce. Well worth burning that sock for that post.

  117. Banshee's Banned Ghost says:

    I agree, Weiner will be gone in a week to a month. The shit is going to keep on coming. And New Yorkers hate a fucking crybaby.

    Meanwhile the people at LGF who jump all over any hypocrisy from their political opponents are squeaking about how human this makes him.

  118. antilgfwarrior says:

    • Arachne says:

      Maybe, Chunky, that was the price Oscar Meyer had to pay for Brietbart NOT releasing those pictures.

      So much for your extortion theory.

  119. Emperor says:

    Obdicut Mon, Jun 6, 2011 1:59:20pm 0

    re: #423 Alexzander

    Then why did you spend all that time doing the research to support the Yfrog framing story?

    The Yfrog thing is still quite real.

  120. garycooper says:

    I enjoyed reading the long post, as I would never go to LGF and sit through such a bastinado of bullshit. Thanks!

    And oh my God, what a trembling group of lickspittle toadies he’s got left over there. 😆

    I mean, except for the socks. Good work, socks!

  121. Grand Junctionite says:

    Prediction: Chuck’s won’t be a prolific commenter on his blog today. He’s is curled up in a ball cursing Breitbart.

  122. Banshee's Banned Ghost says:

    Loyal, loyal Obdicut, the Pedantic Poodle:

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    re: #423 Alexzander

    Then why did you spend all that time doing the research to support the Yfrog framing story?

    The Yfrog thing is still quite real.

    Yeah, except for the part where it’s like totally irrelevant, dude.

  123. Bunk X says:

    461 [deleted] Mon, Jun 6, 2011 2:03:07pm

    • Grand Junctionite says:

      7 downdings and deleted before we got the creen shot! Damnit.

      • Banshee's Banned Ghost says:

        It was totally respectful, just talked about Chuck’s delusional notion that he still has credibility.

        Note to Boiler Room Crew: Chunk now has it set so deleted comments disappear in real time without even refreshing the page. I was going to copy that and it just went poof!

        The thin-skinned cretin can’t allow any criticism to be seen.

      • ISTE says:

        Yep Banshee, we are going to have to work on that, we have plans…

    • Emperor says:

      I missed that one, too.

    • I got it, and will add it to the upcoming weinergate thread that Daedalus has ready to go…

  124. Voltaires Crack says:

    Banshee’s Banned Ghost :
    Loyal, loyal Obdicut, the Pedantic Poodle:

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    Then why did you spend all that time doing the research to support the Yfrog framing story?

    The Yfrog thing is still quite real.

    Yeah, except for the part where it’s like totally irrelevant, dude.

    And that it was another blog that broke the story. Chuck just did a cut and paste with a little venom.

  125. OldLineTexan says:

    Bunk X :461 [deleted] Mon, Jun 6, 2011 2:03:07pm

    That’s fascinating.
    /

  126. Mark says:

    How do you “accept responsibility” without also accepting consequences? Weiner should have resigned.

  127. Banshee's Banned Ghost says:

    My new favorite idiot over at the swamp is “Simply Sarah”. She’s – wait for it – blaming all of this on society.

  128. Emperor says:

  129. OldLineTexan says:

    Bunk X :Just sharing the aroma of burning socks.

    Smells like … victory.

  130. brookly red says:

    Banshee’s Banned Ghost :
    My new favorite idiot over at the swamp is “Simply Sarah”. She’s – wait for it – blaming all of this on society.

    seems they don’t get the personal responsibility thing so good…

  131. garycooper says:

    This episode shows that Weiner’s morality is on a par with that of the guys Chris Hansen helps put away, on “To Catch A Predator.” Breitbart is the hero of the story, and Chunky is publicly humiliated as a freaking moron who got the story wrong at every turn.

    What a great day.

  132. antilgfwarrior says:

    mtc :
    He said he can’t rule out Breitbart having possesssion of the pix. Weiner’s twitter followers have been e-mailing pix that Weiner sent them to Bg Government.

    XXX Pic*

  133. OldLineTexan says:

    As Weiner hung his head in shame
    A few brave socks went down in flames
    Tonight as you sit down to meal
    In fam’ly’s bosom and comfort weal
    Think ye please of socks that died
    Wounding Stalker Charles’ pride

  134. Mandingo Warrior says:

    Chunky Cheesedoodle strikes out at the plate again with Weiner-gate. Poor Charlie Brown, why is everybody always hatin’ on him?

  135. antilgfwarrior says:

    Lets not forget “Dan Wolfe” patriotusa he’s been a victim of vile smears by people like Charles Johnson.He told the truth all along.

  136. Bunk X says:

    The suspense is killing me. What will Chuck’s next thread be?

    • Arachne says:

      Either Sarah Palin or Pam Geller – his misogyny must be reaching toxic levels by now.

      Unless….did Rand Paul say anything today?

    • Emperor says:

      Take your pick…

      Pamela Geller Makes A Spelling Error On Her Blog
      Evil GOP Continues War On Science
      GOP Governor Signs Bill To Starve The Poor
      GOP State Rep Makes Controversial Statement
      One Crazy Person Sarah Palin’s Internet Army Continues Edits To Paul Revere Article On Wikipedia
      Overnight Rusty Gear

      • Arachne says:

        Rand Paul
        Ron Paul
        Newt Gingrich
        GOP war on women
        Evil TEA Party war on women

    • Grand Junctionite says:

      Put me down for Rick Santorum, Fanatic religous zealot science deenier

  137. Grand Junctionite says:

    In the WTF Dept of too much info, we have windbagio the weirdo.

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    re: #498 Varek Raith

    Again, one of my very best friends in the world (you guys know him) makes his living making Custom Fetish Furry Porn.

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  139. Mark says:

    Yoohoo, Charles, Breitbart wants to hear from you:

    “I apologize to Andrew Breitbart.” -Rep. Anthony Weiner

    In Anthony Weiner’s press conference, he apologized to Andrew Breitbart, presumably for allowing the media to slander him all week. We now ask the numerous media figures who maligned Breitbart this past week to apologize.

    Use the comment section to post article or video of the liberal media smearing Mr. Breitbart

  140. Arachne says:

    I wonder if Andy will be immediately put in as an emergency guest on Red Eye tonight. He and Greg G. are pretty good friends.

    Meanwhile My Little Ponytail waits by the phone to see if anyone wants a comment from him.

    And waits…..

    And waits…..

    • Banshee's Banned Ghost says:

      With that sinking feeling in the pit of his stomach that no one outside the Dopey Corral is ever going to call him for a comment again.

      • Arachne says:

        Well, maybe someone from Andy’s site will call and say “Hey Chuck! How does it feel to be the most gullible dufus on the planet?”

      • gizbot7 says:

        Gullible doofus? You’re too kind. More like adamant peckerhead. 🙂

  141. Here’s a tweet that appears to be borne out of pure butthurt. Change the subject:

    • Arachne says:

      Really, Clueless? The video wasn’t fradulent. She actually said that she didn’t want to help the white farmer, and the audience voiced its approval. I don’t care if afterward she had an epiphany and a learning moment, she claimed in her speech to have wanted to act in a manner contrary to her job.

      Oh, and while we’re worried about poor Shirley Sherrod’s reputation, why don’t you ask her about her role in the Pigford scandal? Hmmmm?

  142. Arachne says:

    Truthfully though, if it turns out Weiner sent ANY of those photos to underage girls….

    Hey – has Twitter suspended his account yet?

  143. brookly red says:

    Banshee’s Banned Ghost :
    With that sinking feeling in the pit of his stomach that no one outside the Dopey Corral is ever going to call him for a comment again.

    “You really don’t remember, was it something that he said?
    Are the voices in your head calling, Gloria?
    Gloria, don’t you think you’re fallin’?
    If everybody wants you, why isn’t anybody callin’?
    You don’t have to answer
    Leave them hangin’ on the line, oh-oh-oh, calling Gloria…”

  144. OldLineTexan says:

    JOHNSON GETS BUTTHURT FROM WEINER

    /thank God no film at 11

  145. Emperor says:

    I bet KKKillgore is wondering if posting racist comments on one of Breitbart’s sites could ruin his victory…

    Killgore Trout Mon, Jun 6, 2011 2:25:14pm 8

    I don’t see any reason to trust anything from Breitbart and I still don’t He still hasn’t admitted to publishing deceptively edited videos of ACORN and Sharrod. If I had to do this all over again I’d be just as skeptical. He was correct on this one but I still see no reason to trust anything that comes from him.

  146. Emperor says:

    iossarian Mon, Jun 6, 2011 2:25:05pm 0

    re: #564 Alexzander

    Can you ask him when he wakes? She’s an old friend of mine. Haven’t spoken to her in years. She sold pictures way back in middleschool. Still does I believe.

    LGF, the facebook of furry porn fetishists!

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      Nah I believe there actually are sites for that. Keep flexing your bigotry though!

    • dej says:

      How many furriests? are there on LGF?

      “Again, one of my very best friends in the world (you guys know him) makes his living making Custom Fetish Furry Porn.”

      Why the hell does someone need custom porn?

      Seems to me that there is a healthy little club on LGF.

  147. Emperor says:

    Naso Tang Mon, Jun 6, 2011 2:26:21pm -9

    re: #531 ElCapitanAmerica

    Less sex control than any of the other politicians who have actually had real physical sex with other women, often even fathering kids outside of marriage???

    I think you are stupid.

  148. Arachne says:

    By the way, while I’m thinking of it – I thought this was nothing more than a TEA Party conspiracy to get Clarence Thomas to recuse himself from hearing arguments on Obamacare.

    (And by the way, Chunky, Thomas’s wife Ginny is against Obamacare, and it would be financially MORE lucrative for her for him to vote in favor of, it, since the anti-Obamacare battle would continue (via Congressional repeal).

    Oh, and I can’t say for certain, but I’ll imagine Maureen Scalia is against Obamacare as well.

  149. Speranza says:

    Via Ace

    Just a thought: Maybe if you fucking idiots cut a half hour out of your Kos, HuffPo, Gawker and Wonkette reading time to read conservative media or blogs, maybe you’d know some additional facts, and maybe you’d be familiar with some analysis that casts doubt on the “smoking gun” proofs at Kos and LGF

  150. Banshee's Banned Ghost says:

    How long before Shitface Lizardoid deletes this one, I wonder:

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    LGF has always been very, very good at using Occam’s Razor to get at the truth. The most plausible explanation for something is usually the right one. It’s why conspiracy theorists from all sides of the spectrum (birthers, truthers, holocaust deniers, other assorted idiots) are roundly and justly mocked on these pages .

    I think the ball got dropped a bit on the “simple = probable” front this time. It was certainly possible, though a bit odd-sounding, that Rep. Weiner’s account was hacked by some vague unidentified hacker who did it so Andrew Breitbart could smear him. But once Weiner admitted it was a photo of him and other details began to emerge, some people kept believing what they wanted to believe instead of accepting that it was becoming increasingly obvious that Weiner was involved and no massive hacker conspiracy existed.

    It was always highly possible that Rep Weiner is a cheater and a liar. There’s lots of them out there, particularly in politics. Personally, I’ll be taking this as a reminder that convoluted Machiavellian plots are just not that common in real life.

  151. sacred ham says:

    The King of Butthurt speaks:

    Just to be absolutely clear about this: yes, Andrew Breitbart got this one right. But again, I will never apologize for doubting his credibility. He’s smeared too many innocent people, he does not deserve the benefit of the doubt, and getting it right this one time does not change those facts.

    Chuck, if you’re not going to be a man and apologize to Breitbart, then STFU. You’ve just had your big fat loudmouth ass handed to you, and everyone knows it. Nothing you do or say can change that fact.

    • Arachne says:

      And you’ve NEVER smeared anyone, right, Clueless? You’ve never made patently false statements or penned a headline that distorts what the individual said. Or outright called people raaaaacists and white supremecists because they occupied a room or a chair that David Duke may have been in proximity of?

      And by the way Chuck, please to offer examples of the “innocent” people that he’s smeared. You know, the ones that are on video making the statements he’s said they made.

  152. snowcrash says:

    Where is whatever/walter von dickish? This is a heck of a time to be working. Geez.

  153. Speranza says:

    New Dod thread about Chuck and Weiner is up.

  154. mattm says:

    You can only see his wall, full of LGF posts, unless you friend CJ.

    Most of the posts on his wall are just posts from LGF. Last check, it appears he has at most a half a dozen likes and comments. Kinda like LGF