The Sage of Culver City’s regret

The great Sage of Culver City expresses his biggest regret in life.

Yet, despite this remorse, Obama still didn’t visit Charles when he was in Culver City last week. Has it dawned on the Sage of Culver City that politically, he’s a nobody? Probably not with his adoring cultists. Chuck is truly a delusional shut in!

35 Comments on “The Sage of Culver City’s regret”

  1. ISpeakJive says:

    Charles, do you regret all the crap you wrote from 2001 to 2008? I do, and I totally mean that.

  2. garycooper says:

    He regrets his entire past decade of thinking semi-coherently about the WoT, and providing a linking-site to adults concerned about the jihadis pledged to our nation’s destruction. He regrets not voting for Kerry, and his hundreds of posts mocking the Flip-Flop Man during that campaign. He regrets his unflinching support for anti-Islamofascist for all those years, when he should have been shoulder-to-shoulder with Markos “Screw ’em!” Moulitsas.

    He has a lot of regrets. 😦

  3. doppelganger says:

    His entire life is full of regret.


  4. freetaxkiller says:

    Forgive him for he knows not what he does.

    Now Iceweasle that is another knowing alltogether.

    • freetaxkiller says:

      It is not Charles cult any longer, current owner/operator by default of reason, “Iceweasle”.

      Lay blame where it belongs.

      • freetaxkiller says:

        Sort of like this:

        If your not an in crowd cult poster on littlegreenfootballs your a known race monger wingnut.

        keep it simple as Charles does

      • Bagua says:

        Yep, icesleazel is the real winner, destroying and transforming LGF™ from within.

  5. doppelganger says:

    a life of regret
    a million followers lost
    replaced with garbage

  6. Formercorpsman says:

    What a boob.

  7. Runner says:

    About the only halfway decent thing he has done in the past two or three years is not vote for Obama. Now he wishes he was a part of the systematic dismantling of this country? Unbelievable. Well, not really…

  8. OldLineTexan says:

    Who gives a flying fuck at the moon what a Stalker regrets?

    Hey LGFers reading here (you know who you are1), wait until it’s YOUR turn to be stalked by Stalker Charles. It’ll be one of his regrets one day, no doubt, since his morality and political opinion have the unmovable fastness of Birnam Wood.

    Go with the perceived majority, Stalker Charles. The herd is safest!

  9. PeteP says:

    And there’s plenty of Johnson’s ex friends and acquaintances who regret supporting and defending him after Chuck spit in everyone’s faces by banning them and calling them racists and bigots.

  10. chunkmonk says:

    Chunk wants to be one of the cool kids by casting a historic vote. Is there anything more pathetic than displaying a high school mentality with regard to adult decisions. Grow up you fat fuck!

  11. sacred ham says:

    So is the story still that he was tricked by teh wingnuts from 9/2001 – 11/2008, or is he actually taking (gasp) responsibility for some of it now? Is he going to say that he “regrets” hundreds of posts that he wrote from ’01-’08, or just that one vote at the tail end? The other option is for him to say he “regrets” that he was so stupid that he was completely “deceived” for seven years. Pick one story, Chuck, and stick to it (yeah, right).

    • chunkmonk says:

      chunk is sorry he can’t erase the evidence that he ever believed what he wrote.

  12. sacred ham says:

    Or maybe he means, “I regret that I used to be such a racist that I voted against the man who became the first black President of the United States.” Yeah, that must be it.

  13. Banshee says:

    Sagging moobs, sagging moods.

  14. sacred ham says:

  15. Speranza says:

    Ask Charles if he regrets being with the Right from 2002 – 2008?

  16. Juan Epstein says:

    They told me that if I voted for McCain, we’d get a continuation of Bush’s wartime policies. AND THEY WERE RIGHT!


  17. livefreeor die says:

    Obama, unfortunately, won. It wouldn’t matter if you voted for him or not. Who sits around two years later lamenting that they didn’t vote for the guy who won? Keep kissing up to the moonbats-maybe someone will click on the Amazon link.

    • Walter von Dichische says:

      Especially in California.

      But that’s not the point. The point is that he doesn’t have an Obama bumper sticker on his Prius as a status symbol. He doesn’t have the Prius either, come to think of it.

  18. you know, if you go thru these archives like we have, you’d be hard pressed to find anything that CJ was right about (that is, if you were able to ask CJ about them today). Forget this Obama thing. Forget the “Osama bin dead” thing.

    CJ was wrong about everything except the fauxtography, so I guess in the spectrum of incorrectness we have “being wrong”, and then we have the “being LGF-level wrong”.

    • yankintheeu says:

      Well, he was right that the Vlaams Belang are a problematic group to get involved with. But he then proceeded to engage in a cascade of such absurd guilt-by-association arguments, which pretty well of annihilated any impression that he had a grasp on the reality of the situation. This was somehow the phase that sent him into permanent hysteria.

      • garycooper says:

        Well, I think the rejection by Pam had a big part in his mental-breakdown, and that was linked temporally to the VB episode. He wanted to make the beast with two backs with her, and she failed to sense the romance in his greasy-complected, lardy ponytailed persona. Women! So fickle…

      • Walter von Dichische says:

        Right. He’s like the clown in the movies who, charging in the front door, ends up running out the back, and into the next house. The dude just doesn’t know how and where to draw boundaries.

        People who think they own rightness tend to be that way.

  19. sacred ham says:

    Wow, Chuck and Tarkloon are just flooding Twitter with those dumb redundant updates. It’s the LGF equivalent of sticking their fingers in their ears and singing “Mary Had a Little Lamb” at the top of their lungs, in an attempt to drown out the non-cult voices.

    • livefreeor die says:

      Heh. We’re forcing him to be even more annoying. I’m pretty Twitter illiterate-any way to see if his followers are decreasing every week?

      • sacred ham says:

        Click on “Lizardoid” in one of his tweets and it should show you his current stats in the pane on the right, assuming you’re reading at I don’t know how to get a trend graph.

  20. buzzsawmonkey says:

    So Mad King Yertle wishes that he was one of the melaninnies who voted on the basis of race?

    • sacred ham says:

      Note that he waited over two years, until Obama had a big success under his belt, before he felt the need to make that announcement.

      If he ever cuts off that ponytail, someone could make a nice wool sweater out of it.

    • Bunk X says:

      “Melaninnies?” LOL.

  21. jimmah, pimper of trash says:

    chuckles come out of the bunker and take a peek in the real world. See what you’re sweetheart has done to the economy. $4.40 gallon gas, 9% unemployment, astronomical deficit. Yeah that’s something to regret not voting for and something to believe in! Another chuckles/lgf EPIC FAIL.

  22. Bagua says:

    Recusancy is quite the leftie inquisitor! He certainly keeps the pressure on Charles, reminding him of his past failings and testing his adherence to the leftist faith.

  23. Mr. Tibbs says:

    Booger Johnson is a pitiful, 58 year old loser who denies accountability for anything he does.

    Maybe if you were a stand up Pam would have been interested. Instead, you are a stroke in every sense of the word.

    By the way Chunky, did you notice that your idol Obama used intelligence gathered at Gitmo and via water boarding interrogation under the Bush administration to have Bin Ladin wacked without a trial, without a UN resolution, without giving Bin Ladin his Miranda rights?

    Any comment on that Chunk, you insufferable overweight backstabbing moronic pig?