Jazzy the Creepy Ponytailman finds more Racists!
Posted: April 28, 2011 Filed under: Animal Farm Lunacy, Charles "Icarus" Johnson, Little Green Footballs | Tags: Andrew Breitbart, Charles "Icarus" Johnson, Charles Johnson, Race Detective, Racism 97 CommentsThe Sage of Culver City uncovers racists everywhere. Obama finally released his birth certificate, thus ending the birther issue. Jazzy The Creepy Ponytailman comes out swinging and declares anyone asking for Obama’s birth certificate, racist.
Charles really is eloquent. As always he calls Obama’s opponents racist without evidence. The Sage of Culver City sees racists everywhere! He is the Race Detective and exposes racism everywhere. Even asking for a birth certificate is racist.
The Diary of Daedalus 
he’s nothing more than an internet troll at this point
Exactly.
There/s nothing quite as sad as someone who is already growing old without ever having grown up.
Clueless needs to do his homework. It was DEMOCRAT operatives for Hillary Clinton that first raised the eligibility issue and it was one of her supporters that filed the first lawsuit. Had Jerk the Wonder Prez settled this issue, like John McCain did when the press asked to see his long-form, this would have been over in 2008. He has only himself to blame for the fact that questions kept arising about his reluctance to release it.
Hillary’s a racist, too. Didn’t you know about the white woman privilege?
it hasn’t been 24 hours, but this tweet war is takin its toll on the fetishy bird. I mean, look at how pathetic this stuff is:
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Let’s see…..WE’RE the homophobes and Clueless minion is the one using the gay “F” word.
keepin’ it classy chuckles
He gets wound up easily, eh?
WTF does that even mean? It should have finished with “Ask me how”, instead of “email me.” Chunk should just buy twitter…oh yeah, he can’t do it on $60/day. Maybe chunk can get somadat obama stash! Rumor has it that the stash be substantial.
Birds have peckers.
On their faces.
WuB stays true to his character. Not clever. Not funny. Not zen.
Is there some sorta furry-to-human dictionary for translation purposes?
That’s funny. Magic Wubby is going to turn you into a tiny, shriveled up Vienna sausage in a jar on the mantle. Penn and Teller can’t even do that!
And imitating his master fetishbird makes crude and unwanted sexual advances. Will there be a ChenZhen rant generator in someone’s future?
On Twitter, there is no need to block anybody – you just don’t follow them in the first place.
Yeah, but you can use FACTS to prove almost anything as TRUE, so neener neener.
The LGF way is to call everyone a racist and let the smears fly. In between stalking people, that is.
They were all hinting the “racist” card at my office yesterday, too, re the birth certificate. I loved remining them that the press raised the questions abuot McCain and he produced his right away. They hate admitting that they all were taken in by a political con man, so it has to be all about race. To which I counter “then how do you explain the conservative embrace of Allan West, Clarence Thomas, and Condoleezza Rice? Racists are racists – they don’t make allowances for ideology.
THEY are being racists, by implying that members of their preferred race are exempt from criticism and even from normal scrutiny.
Hey Chuck, remember your Dan Rather throbbing memo? The Obama PDF of his birth certificate is a forgery just like that Dan Rather memo… But you wont look into to it because your testicles have fallen off.
The New Throbbing Memo? Say it isn’t so…
he should be all over this, but he’s shown himself to be a left wing stooge.
even if Obama was born in the USA as the certificate states, the fact that what they released has been doctored is a scandal all by itself
why did they doctor it
who did it
who knew
when did they know it
this could be a massive scandal, but of course stooges like chuck have their minds already made on the subject, and to examine an obvious photoshop job is raaaaaaaaaaaacist
The original Birthers: http://www.nytimes.com/2008/02/28/us/politics/28mccain.html
Are the Lizards Truthers, yet?
Does this mean CJ is not real? Or that other LGF posters are not real? Confusing.
Scared! Hahahahaha. Possibly scared of getting a hernia from laughing too hard. It’s a f#cking furry/feathery. It could be a LGF mascot—gooooooo team!!!
Scared of somebody named fetishbird? Huh?
Basement Cat regards birds as dinner, not as objects of fear.
FB/WUP asked me the same question, whether it was just one of us with a bunch of twitter socks. Chuckles3000 is the only one I have.
WTF was this about: http://www.indybay.org/newsitems/2005/04/09/17321741.php
I did the patches for LGF 6-7 years ago, when LGF was cool. It was mostly an amusement for myself, but it did freak the Moonbats out.
Well…. Whoppie Goldberg agrees with Chuck.
chunk could go on the view and not be the fattest nor the dumbest person on the show. Wanna make yourself seem pretty, chunk. Hang with uglier people. Of course, that would require leaving the chunkcave.
People who see racism everywhere are typically racists in denial.
He also wouldn’t be the biggest racist, as long as Goldberg was there.
And here we see one of Chuck’s buddies posting on Atlas Shrugs in the birth certificate comments section:
“Pete said…
God you’re a fucking pathetic and worthless whore. Just jump off a cliff and do earth a favor already, you insufferable whackjob harpy bitch.”
At least she has the guts, or I daresay balls to keep posts like that up.
I think more Muslims than Leftist Progressives actually like Pamela Geller…
Who, by the way, is not an “anti-Muslim bigot”, whatever that means, Chuckleberry Hindquarters…
” One of the most disgraceful episodes in American Politics ”
Yes, I agree Chuck. The POTUS hiding his BC for 2 years in order to divide the American people for his own political gain is a disgrace.
hey guys
ye of the septic tank engine crew
tfk aka freetaxkiller for adminstrative reasons has a reason to ask a question
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would you be able to septic tank dive into the memory ass hole and gather tfk’s sort of poems from the evil empires grasp
?
as tfk aka freetaxkiller has assorted socks in the drawer and as tfk aka freetaxkiller would use said socks to re-post at ramdom moments selected
tfk poems into the current slag blog known as littlegreenshitballs
coldwarrior has the ability to transfer into tfk’s information gathering system said info of pomes and such.
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love ya Ludwigg,
update for ya
http://www.wattsupwiththat.com
ps
when your in a parking lot bar fight and you get the other guy down,
never miss the chance to kick the living shit out of them while you have the chance
“winning”
Well-said. Obama is at the forefront of the Birther issue. He allowed the silliness to continue for his own purposes, and now that Trump forced his hand he’s (typically) petulant.
Fetishbird is a real Twitter account?! That is pervtastic.
I thought that was one of the parody accounts.
No, that is a real 130 pound gay man.
Anybody want to sic their kitten on Fetishbird?
I’m betting that the kitten will win just by showing up.
Fetishbird will pass out cold.
😆
I do remember that from my stint there in 2004. There were also some meet ups that made the rounds on the internet and wound up on lgfwatch. Bravo, sir. Those were some of the mostly hotly debated iconography of the day.
Well, here it is folks. Proof that Charles Johnson is a racist (as he defines it) from one of the original “birthers”:
http://littlegreenfootballs.com/article/30313_Daily_Kos_Posts_Obama_Birth_Certificate
Why is Charles such a racist?
“And the owner of the site, Markos Moulitsas, is himself notorious for this disgusting remark about the Americans who were burned alive, torn apart, and hung from a bridge in Fallujah near the start of the Iraq War”
Damn Charles, we really had the mind control over you back then. Look what we were able to make you type.
Yeah, fetishbird is WUB. I directed some tweets at him, and now he’s sending long streams of tweets at me, asking me if I want to contact him off-twitter, etc. Way crazier than he is on LGF. Just go search twitter for Chuckles3000 or fetishbird and you’ll see what I mean.
Oh shit. LvQ is in trouble again. They are all piling on and LawHawk is suggesting LvQ should be banned. Pray for Luddy.
WUB:
and you, LVQ, are just another tribalist psycho fuck. You’re human garbage. You make this blog worse. You masturbate all over us. Fuck off.
What a classy bunch…
You masterbate all over us.
He is just noticing this now?
I always, always respected Lawhawk. I can’t fathom why he is still there. The guy was always solid.
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WindUpBird Thu, Apr 28, 2011 10:06:02am
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No offense, I like you. But LVQ sucks. He’s kinda psycho. I understand if you want to be all jewish tribalist. I won’t hold it against you. but he went psycho, and unless he apologizes to me for his crazy behavior? he’s dogshit. he’s worse that dogshit. 🙂
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LudwigVanQuixote Thu, Apr 28, 2011 10:08:30am
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re: #570 WindUpBird
Hay fundie!
Look, WUB believe it or not, I am not interested in starting a flame war with you no matter how much you have been itching for one. Let’s just get some things straight.
The Temple is Jewish. So is Joseph’s tomb and Hebron. It does not belong to anyone else.
We were willing for the sake of peace to let the mosques stand on the Temple mount – even though that spot is the center of our culture and something we pray to restore three times a day – and have for 2,000 years.
This is not a matter of me being a fundie (something you also clearly know nothing about). That is the real life actual reality.
It is absolutely insulting to me, and every Jew that you do not even acknowledge that. In fact, it makes you an unbelievable asshole.
Now I don’t think you are as anti-semitic as those who normally say such shit are. I think you are just that ignorant.
So if you want to stack up chairs and scream and scream and scream… so be it. But you are beginning to try my patience.
Hay? Is he a horse?
That makes it all better…
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WindUpBird Thu, Apr 28, 2011 10:17:27am
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re: #585 LudwigVanQuixote
anyone who talks about burning people alive with a smile is psycho
and you did that, and you are now psycho
Any dirtbag meth dealer from my hometown would call you psycho, I don’t care how many degrees you hold, i don’t care what religion, what creed, what race you think you are, psycho is a universal language I know very, very well
psycho is a universal language I know very, very well
I’ll vouch for him on that.
No argument here.
They are all ganging up on Lewdie! The Furry Bird is leading the charge. It like watching a train wreck in SlowMo.
Ludwig is ripping Limbaugh for saying contradictory things at different times and his listeners not having the attention span to notice the contradiction. Uh, Loody, you do realize how funny it is for someone on LGF to make that criticism?
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WindUpBird Thu, Apr 28, 2011 10:21:57am
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re: #599 LudwigVanQuixote
Steve loves music. I used to get into shit with albusteve. Then I figured out that music is life, and we had that incommon, and then I figured out that he was a really cool dude, with shit to say. and you, LVQ, are just another tribalist psycho fuck. You’re human garbage. You make this blog worse. You masturbate all over us. Fuck off.
<blockquote…and you, LVQ, are just another tribalist psycho fuck. You’re human garbage. You make this blog worse. You masturbate all over us. Fuck off.
Wait a minute, I thought WUB liked having people masturbate all over him. Or is it only gratifying when dressed in avian garb?
His last comment in that department was something about “how masturbating over a corpse feels.”
WUB was drinking last night and said something about going to grab another beer just now. ‘Splains a lot.
WUB is on a binge and letting it all out. A drunk will say what a sober person only thinks.
Chuck has predictibly put up another thread and moved away from the carnage.
Is
I hope it’s a picture thread. A garbage can on a beach is such a beautiful site to behold!
Ludwigg…
Global Warming Theory and Physics same/same.
Ludwigg is mad as a hatter.
I do believe that you have just insulted a lot of mad hatters…
I think wind up turd needs a time out
He seems to have timed himself out, or passed out.
WUB got all wound up and needed to take a T/O baby! That is frakking riotus hilarity.
I picture this drunk in a bird suit covered in fast food grease and spittle flecks, frothing all over himself about Luddys insane rants.
Hey Chuck, this freak show of yours is awesome.
There is a cheech and chong movie, and they are in an psych hospital, with pee wee Herman, and there is this guy who thinks he’s a bird
I think this freak got some internet access
He’ll crash soon. Lol what a maniac.
Luddy calls out SFZ to see if she is a REAL Zionist!
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LudwigVanQuixote Thu, Apr 28, 2011 11:10:37am
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re: #695 Stanley Sea
It’s lose, and damn LVQ.
Well she does have zionist in her nic. It’s a great time to see what she might mean by that.
Luddy walks to the edge of the cliff and looks down into the abyss!
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LudwigVanQuixote Thu, Apr 28, 2011 11:12:30am
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re: #703 JasonA
Now you’re just being a dick.
Actually no. Please look at the exact post she was referencing. Anyone who claims to be a Zionist stands for the principles that are there. If they don’t they are simply a hypocrite.
Heh. The LGF Twitter thing is completely dead. Everybody is watching Ludwig.
Ludwigg and Wind Up Bird are flocking together.
Charles put up a thread to try to change the subject.
Ludwigg is pure hate.
Too funny – whenever the loozards start attacking each other: “look! racists and creationists!”
It’s like giving the kids ice cream when they get cranky and start fighting.
The best part is that I don’t even have to go over and watch. The crazy is so thick, it is transparent from over here.
It is kind of amusing in a car-crash kind of way. Two nutbags arguing over which one is more insane. I vote for both of them…
Loody’s making sense. Must downding!
Poor Lud, still thinks strong pro Zionism is compatable with liberal politics. Got to say Alan Dershowitz does a good job but that’s all I can think of.
re: #738 WindUpBird
What I wrote was meant to be provocative. It was in the context of a Jewish man shot in a Jewish holy site that was then burnt by Muslims
My entire point is they really don’t make much fuss over that, but the idea of touching a Muslim holy site – even if it isn’t theirs at all, is in contention. It is contention from so called supporters of Israel. It is in contention by ohh so liberal people I thought I knew like Ice and Jimmah.
The hypocrisy of this crowd is repulsive.
But you who really don’t understand a damn thing about this situation had to get yourself involved. If Cl is pissed at me, she can fight for herself.
She certainly does not need to be taken under you wing. And let’s face it, that is not your motivation in any case.
You are really not bright enough to understand all this. Ice and Jimmah are.
I am repulsed.
Umm…
That was Lood. Messed up the quoting.
It’s pretty obvious which part is written in Loodish.
albusteve tells LvQ:
go change your undies…you’ve shit all over yourself
And Chuck is busy elsewhere, battling racists.
Don’t like that. Steve is just being mean for the hell of it.
It’s gone way past the point where Chuck should’ve stepped in and told them to play nice. I don’t know if he’s just sticking his fat head in the sand or if he’s giving certain people rope so they’ll hang themselves.
You mean dickish?
Steve knows plenty of old timers, who were his friends, were kicked out for saying a lot less provocative stuff in Israel’s defense and then called Kahanists, racists etc. Lud wants it both ways. He is an ugly bigot and I am not sorry for any fate that befalls him. Good luck with that Lud. Keep it up and you will be asking us to post your flounce post.
The nutty thing about it is that it was over this:
IOW, Lood’s right, and Steve’s wrong. WTF is the world coming to, anyway?
Chuck’s new game just came in the mail from Amazon. He’ll be gone for a few days. Posting will be lite.
Lood
your days are numbered. in fact I think you might not survive the day.
come on over and openly mock them. you can even do some slut shamer AGW stuff. people won’t mock you too much. a little, but you deserve it. at least we’re cool unlike ice and her submissive twerp, and that furry freak
Will the press make Republican candidates show all their documents now? Birth certificates, college transcripts, medical records? My bet is only birth certificates.