Introducing: @Gus_903

Gus once mentioned that he’s “well endowed with a lot of gray matter“, and he certainly proves it here.  It is true, DoD has set up a twitter account in honor of his incredible and awe-inspiring 903 comment performance last week.

To share in the celebration, this is a group account, meaning that all DoD and Boiler Room personnel can take Mr. 903 on #, @, and retweeting adventures.  And in the spirit of a tribute, the profile page is complete with authentic Gus avatar and “experienced” keyboard background:

Keep an eye out for this very special entity in the twitterverse!

59 Comments on “Introducing: @Gus_903”

  1. John Difool says:

    It’s quite obvious that Gus_903 isn’t the real Gus.

    It’s actually witty and funny.

  2. ISpeakJive says:

    Are you sure that isn’t a picture of Barrett Brown’s desk?

    • chunkmonk says:

      It’s missing the worn out butt plug.

    • sacred ham says:

      I don’t see any hypodermics. But what are the foil-wrapped things?

    • chunkmonk says:

      Oh, and the stiff sock!

    • Mandingo Warrior says:

      Barrett’s a snobby little hipster. He’d be on a Mac. Gus is just your average broke, left leaning, big dick gray matter wonder who votes Democrat and Republican (sometimes). Those types have set ups from garage sales, and a bottle of Gordon’s at their disposal.

  3. chunkmonk says:

    Pus, it’s obvious you have no sense of humor, and a room temperature IQ. The only thing you’re endowed with is a over-sized ego.

    • Barrett Brown says:

      “Gus” rhymes with “pus” and “pus” has universally negative connotations due to its status as a waste product. Instead of “Gus,” you should call this guy “Pus.”

  4. sacred ham says:

    Gordon’s Gin? Meh.

  5. Mandingo Warrior says:

    What’s you average broke american that leans left (with a big dick) to do? Chen, we know Gus 903 is funny and smart unlike Gus 802.

    Is he packing a big heat seeking moisture missile as well, and would he be willing to blog it like gus1.0?

    • Mandingo Warrior says:

      It seems that being well endowed creates jealousy, so Gus 903 can help lessen the blow.

  6. John Difool says:

    Judging by that pic above, it would seem Gus refuses to get up until he’s seen everyone of ice’s videos.

  7. HolyRomanStuff says:

    He says he walks with a big stick. What does this mean?

    • HolyRomanStuff says:

      And I think by gray matter, he is referring to his dandruff. And a flaky scalp is nothing to laugh at.

    • Princess Natasha says:

      That sentence was incomplete. Gus walks with a big stick… shoved up his arse.

      Yeah, I know, juvenile, whatever… Sue me!

  8. Bagua says:

    Nice choice Gus_802!

    Gordon’s London Dry Gin!

    Upding, you live those.

  9. Bagua says:

    The WindUpFreak, who is now a popular and well rated representative of the new LittleGreenFootBalls™ makes clear his hatred of American’s and his status as a social misfit.

    464 WindUpBird Sat, Apr 23, 2011 10:18:04pm


    I talk about Portland partially because it’s my nature, i adore this place

    and partially because I do believe that you should vote with where you call home, and move to a place that accepts you, for pure survival and self-preservation. America is becoming balkanized and fragmented, and if it is to be so, then i’m a Cascadian

    It is the goal of Lefties to see the great Western nations “balkanized” through their policies of open borders an uncontrolled immigration, both legal and illegal. In this way, formerly great Britain is being destroyed, as are other others. America is not far behind.

    • John Difool says:

      Actually, if the leftist coast decided to declare independence from the rest of us I’d be totally o.k. with it.

      • poteen says:

        I, for one, will continue the fight from within these occupied territories. American partisans.


    • Mandingo Warrior says:

      Learn something new everyday. Furries prefer colder, more left wing climates like Portland.

      • snowcrash says:

        Kalegore lives up there too. They should meet up.

      • ISpeakJive says:

        Yeah, I wouldn’t think the Furry Movement would be too popular in the southern states. Too hot and sticky. All that polyester. And too many people with guns who might mistake WUP for a giant squirrel.

      • ISpeakJive says:

        WUB, not WUP, sorry-

        Stay out of the forests, WUB! It’s for your own self-preservation! Stick to the city streets!

  10. Bagua says:

    473 WindUpBird Sat, Apr 23, 2011 11:32:25pm


    re: #467 Targetpractice, Worst of Both Worlds

    I found the whole war sickening from end to end. I found Bush sickening, and Cheney sickening. I was against it to the point where I donated money to Kerry even though I was penniless. I cut off ties with anyone who repeated the Swiftboat shit. (and later I realized I’d done the right thing, some of those people are birthers now) The desecrated bodies just seemed to me to be What Happens In War. Civilians were killed, servicemen were killed. Why are these mercenaries the thing that keeps coming up? The mercenaries elected to be there for a lottery like payday. The civilians sure didn’t.

    My heart goes out to the people who lived there, who were killed. not the cowboys who came in looking for excitement.

    Wrong, those “civilians” chose to ambush the American security men, murder them, burn and desecrate their bodies and hang them from the bridge. The other “civilians” chose to dance in the streets in celebration, and harbour and protect the terrorists.

    The Bird’s heart goes out to the terrorists who murdered American’s who brought freedom and democracy to Iraq and overthrew one of history’s most brutal and savage dictators. He hates America and what it stands for, yet he enjoys its freedoms and protection.

    How would a militant gay man who wears dresses and Bird masks find life in Faluja? Methinks he would quickly realise that the America he finds “sickening” provides him the freedom to be himself, whereas the terrorists he sympathises with would cut his bird head off.

    But this is the new LittleGreenFootBalls&trade, usually I just like to laugh and mock the ass-hatery that has taken over the place. But for this, I just show disgust.

    • John Difool says:

      You mean Mookie Al-Sadr wouldn’t welcome the furrie birdy man into his ever loving and warm embrace?

    • Mandingo Warrior says:

      Umm, that’s not political discourse, that’s WUBby explaining what would turn him on, and really what he probably came to LGF for in the first place.


      “Those rough and tumble cowboys never gave me the time of day, therefore I will act out so that they will notice me.”

      His ultimate fantasy is to be a little furry creature helpless in the middle of the road when one of these cowboys drives up in a huge SUV and decides what he’s going to do with him. “Oh noe, BushCheneyHitler McSwiftboat is here and he is in a THHHURRLY mood. What’s a squirrel to do but beg for attention?”

    • chunkmonk says:

      birdbrain, you phuchtarded fowl. Do you @$$wipes ever tire of getting your facts wrong?

    • jimmah pimps me for .0001p says:

      The swifties were right. Kerry was and is a lying traitor.

  11. beed says:

    Was the Pope just memory holed?

  12. Emperor says:

    Alert! Alert! Ron Paul supporter spotted on LGF! This is a Code Red situation!

    researchok Sun, Apr 24, 2011 12:52:16pm 2

    This is turning into an interesting Sunday…

    Charles Sun, Apr 24, 2011 1:06:02pm 10

    We haven’t had a Paulian around here for so long, I’d kind of forgotten what they’re like.

    Note that this Paulian seems not to have been banned – looks like Chuck is getting desperate for members!

  13. Emperor says:

    Brookly red takes the first steps to escaping LGF:

    brookly red Sun, Apr 24, 2011 1:47:40pm 4

    Whew, 40 days without posting… there I did it.

    • Walter von Dichische says:

      C’mon over, Brookly. It’s true. Stalkers have more fun.

    • snowcrash says:

      He gave LGF up for Lent? Interesting.

    • ChenZhen says:

      Wait a second…brookly is putting LGF in some sort of religious terms?

      We need to save these people…

      • snowcrash says:

        No, Catholics often try to make a personal sacrifice during the Lenten season. I assumed that was what the 40 days reference was. Im sure Brookly wanted to be in a better spiritual place, so she gave up LGF for Lent.

      • ChenZhen says:

        Sounds like religious terms to me.

      • livefreeor die says:

        Hey, you’re supposed to give up something you’ll miss for Lent. Giving up LGF is more like a vacation!

  14. I have to say that to his credit, Gus demonstrated that he was far more willing to repond to me via Twitter than the Portly Ponytailed Petulant Pooch.

    However, I have yet to hear back from him after sending Gus this tweet last month:

    @Gus_802 Understood- that ‘national security’ blog you frequent was ALL OVER those 2 US Airmen getting shot+killed by a Kosovar Muslim, eh?

  15. snowcrash says:

    Chen, you are evil. A group twitter account? ROFL

    • ChenZhen says:

      I think we might have spooked Gus out of posting at LGF today. He’s tweeting, but nuthin’ at LGF since we posted this.

      We’re really good at this reverse psychology thing. And it is powerful.

      • John Difool says:

        You are living rent free in his head right now which is probably quite spacious since there’s nothing in it.

      • Internet Septic Tank Engineer says:

        No sign of Gus today so far. I am constantly monitoring LGF and will report any sightings.


      • Internet Septic Tank Engineer says:

        And Gus *02 checks out the DoD early warning system.

        60 Gus 802
        Sun, Apr 24, 2011 8:11:12pm


        We waited all day for that?

        His reason for now posting at Little Green Footballs is…

        90 Gus 802
        Sun, Apr 24, 2011 8:29:46pm

        Nothing on Hulu.

        Yeah, I bet that made Charles happy!

        “Little Green Footballs, the place to be when you can’t find anything better to do…” ™

      • John Difool says:

        Check out comments # 107 and # 109 from him. They are a hoot.

        You can tell he’s paranoid as hell about the whole 903 thing.

      • ISTE says:

        LMAO, we are counting his posts…. 8)

  16. MrPaulRevere says:

    Chen, that was masterful…freaking hilarious! My hats off to ya.

  17. John Difool says:

    You gotta hand it to Gus, the guy is practicing a lot of restraint in not posting today and you know it’s killing him.

    I’ll bet he handcuffed himself to the commode and swallowed the key.

  18. John Difool says:

    Gus sighting over at the swamp !

    I guess he figured it so late it was now safe to come out.

  19. Bunk X says:

    Hoo boy is Gas_812 teh funny. Remember when he complained that this blog had new threads up on Christmas? Guess what he was doing.

  20. Doppelganger says:

    best idea ever.

  21. Juan Epstein says:

    “My” internet stalkers?

  22. ISTE says:

    Ludwig and The Weasel are going at each other on http ://littlegreenfootballs. com/article/38440/comments
    Overnight Open Thread
    Open • Sat Apr 23, 2011 at 10:10 pm PDT

    (Hat tip: GUS 802) Thanks Gus!

    • ISTE says:

      Aw shit. Ludwig runs away again…

      333 LudwigVanQuixote
      Mon, Apr 25, 2011 9:01:04am

      re: #327 Obdicut

      You should take a break, man. You’re mistaking people disagreeing with collective punishment as moral relativists. There has been no moral relativism that I can see in the entire conversation with you.

      Obdi, I know full well where Jimmah, Ice and CL are coming from.

      Sometime, you will have to choose where you stand.

      However, you are right about taking a break. I really am out of here.

      I thought we were going to get a Monday morning “Sideways” but no such luck. Ludwig tucked his tail between his legs, threw away his honour and ran….

      • ISTE says:

        Daddy just woke up, and he is really grumpy this morning.

        336 Charles
        Mon, Apr 25, 2011 9:05:40am
        OK, now I’m starting to get pissed off.


      • ISTE says:

        Ludwig gets a thinly disguised warning.

        361 Charles
        Mon, Apr 25, 2011 9:56:32am

        re: #352 LudwigVanQuixote

        No. That was not the only problem.

        I’m absolutely fucking sick and tired of hearing people ranting about destroying the symbols of other people’s religion. I worked my ass off to get rid of the nutso Kahanists who used to hang out at LGF and spew that garbage, and I’m not about to let it get started up again.

        When you start ranting like that, I don’t see much difference between you and Pamela Geller. Think about it. Is that who you want to be like?

        Because that kind of person is not going to be welcome at this website.

        Back down Ludwig, we don’t want to lose you!

  23. Bunk X says:

    Classic Ludwig meltdown! Windupbarf tried a diversion, but now he’s kicking Lud’s ass, too.

    394 WindUpBird Mon, Apr 25, 2011 10:32:03am replyquote
    * 1
    * down
    * up
    * report
    re: #389 LudwigVanQuixote


    You are an embarrassment, Ludwig.

    You’re a scientist.

    You act like a child. You wig out over stalkers. You throw fits. You embarrass us. We’re made unconfortable when you throw your fits. We can’t stand it. You make a show. You throw tandrums. You shit on the coolest people this blog has.,

    You make no sense. You sound like a fanatic. You know why Windsagio left? parytially because of your own fucking behavior. He couldn’t deal. He figured if he stuck around, he’d eventually say something TO YOU that would get him banned.

    I’m keeping it together, but I see why he left. I’m glas you’re the only one here who behaves in this dumbass manner.

    You got the WHOLE



    trying to calm your foolish ass down, everyone who cares about you

    but you just wave your giant dick around, bound and determined to put on a big brave martyr show.

  24. Bagua says:

    But for the record…

    Windsagio, the antisemitic little furry transvestite, left and claimed it was people like Aloette making him racist, she of course being openly Orthodox Jewish, with very liberal politics. So obviously Ludwig is a person “like Aloette”, Jewish, Orthodox, but very liberal politically.

    Clearly WindUpBird thing is coming out as antisemitic as well, something Mandy and I long suspected, but he was never clear on. So I gave him the benefit of the doubt. Turns out, Mandy was right.

    Good on Ludwig for holding out against the new anti-Israel, antisemetic LittleGreenFootBalls™