The Paranoid nature of Chuck’s posts titles

The Jazz Man really needs to get back to the music industry. He recent blog post titles are juvenile rants and smears.

Those damn Nazis rear their heads again!

Yes waiting 3 days for an abortion is evil Charles!

If Obama proposes sending ground troops into Libya, you know Charles would be all for it!

 

Yeah they GOP wants a 3 day waiting period for abortions to poor women can be forced to have kids. These headlines are so hysterical that Prison Planet seems sane now. He exaggerates, smears and creates hysteria with his posts. If you want to get a Progressive perspective, why not go to Huffington Post, Think Progress, TPM, Media Matters and Daily Kos? There at least you will have real analysis of the news from  leftist perspective and not the juvenile hysteria of Charles.

These post titles are signs of a paranoid delusional man. Chuck, I think you need to go play video games and live out your fantasies there.

 


170 Comments on “The Paranoid nature of Chuck’s posts titles”

  1. doppelganger says:

    With apologies to W.S.

    Out, out, brief candle!
    LGF’s but a walking shadow, a poor player,
    That struts and frets his hour upon the stage,
    And then is heard no more. It is a tale
    Told by an idiot, full of sound and fury,
    Signifying nothing.

  2. Charles Johnson's bicycle seat says:

    Some of his devoted followers need to hold an intervention for him. He is out of his fucking mind!

  3. doppelganger says:

    Charles has some sort of infanticide fetish. He worshipped at the alter of killer tiller. when that murderer left the stage, Chucky went insane. Like really really insane.
    It’s as if the most important issue in the entire world is abortion, on demand and paid for by the taxpayers. He has a fetish for it. He’s almost as weird as abortion crusader salamantis. now that was a creepy dude

  4. billhedrick says:

    A waiting period to buy a gun which may or may not be used to kill something? Sure only sensible.

    A waiting period to kill the unborn child in your womb? Totally unreasonable.

    • Arachne says:

      I love the “no doctor DARES to perform abortions in South Dakota – they have to bring them in” which will so increase the cost!

      Uh…excuse me, why don’t “the poor” he’s so worried about that are hell-bent on killing their babies just drive the fuck to Minnesota?

      • Walter von Dichische says:

        Because the next item on the agenda is taxing cars and fuel to the point where you have to be in the top income quartile to afford one, just like in Europe.

      • William Standish Knowels says:

        Carbon footprint. Too big.

  5. Malachi Mulligan says:

    Notice that there’s not a single downding on that last abortion thread. The loozards have all been intimidated/gleichgeschaltet/lobotomized to the point where no one will point out the fallacies in that insane post. Even Reine, a Catholic, is apparently willing to nod at Chuck’s “kill the fetus now! now! now!” derangement.

    • Malachi Mulligan says:

      Seriously: where else on the web can you have a post about one of the most controversial issues in the country and not get a single dissenting voice?

      Only at The Cult of Chunk.

      • nil says:

        Excellent point. Where else is abortion a ‘nontroversy’?

        “Cult of Chunk” – lol.

  6. Malachi Mulligan says:

    OT: Firefox 4 is amazingly fast. Even Chuck’s site loads in under ten minutes.

    • Arachne says:

      Just for shits and grins, the other day I thought I’d go to the Swamp and see what’s what.

      I finally gave up after it froze my laptop the second time.

      • Malachi Mulligan says:

        There’s really not that much to see. All the good stuff gets reported here.

      • garycooper says:

        That happened to me too, the last couple of times I tried to check it out. Nice code, Chunks! 🙂

        Just looking at the “highlights” of what makes it to this page is all the proof we need, that that fish is stinking from the head down, and to high heaven.

        And now Lewd-Thing is on hiatus, again? And Albusteve is wondering what happened to the days when the evenings were rip-roaring over there…Dark Falcon is kept busy tonguing the Fatass and struggling to keep his demon from emerging in public…Sharmuta is sorry, oh so sorry, and still lost on her pilgrimage to nowhere…Cheetos everywhere…a ruined 10-speed bike rusting on the front lawn, with the seatpost snapped off like a circus elephant tried to ride it…the basement computer control center that once was run with drill-team precision by a retired-Marine janitor named Stinky, who kept the hamsters hopping better than Sulu did the Starship’s, is now reduced to an old Mac Plus (refurbished, but still…), while Chunky spends 90% of his waking-hours over in the corner playing video games. There’s no money coming in, save for Mom’s Social Security and Chunky’s meager-stipend from Soros, which has dwindled along with his page-views and stature in the blogosphere.

        Hard times, in Swampville. 😦

    • Walter von Dichische says:

      Everything’s fast when you first install it. Then as it accumulates shit, it slows down. I’ll bet what you were using before would be just as fast if you did a completely fresh install.

  7. livefreeor die says:

    I’m confused-if the GOP are a bunch of antiscience, dumb hicks, how can they develop and hatch such diabolical plans with super sekrit hidden agendas?

    • It’s like for 8 years the libs called Bush stupid, and yet a lot of them honestly believe he perpetrated what would be the greatest cover-up in history- 9/11/01.

      Never expect libs to make sense. To make sense requires rational thought, and rational thought requires the ability to think.

      • nils says:

        The libs don’t do ‘intellectual consistency’. Seriously. It’s all about ‘the big picture’, and ‘ends justifying means’. Their brains are wired differently IMO. They just don’t get that intellectual consistency and Rule of Law ought to apply. Period, full stop. For them those concepts apply only on a case-by-case basis, as determined by their own desired outcomes.

      • Walter von Dichische says:

        That’s why they were so fascinated with Cheney. He was the diabolical brains behind the outfit.

  8. Too bad the pony-tailed fat ass’s mother wasn’t as gung-ho about abortion as he is.

  9. nils says:

    Excellent point. Where else but teh swamp is abortion a ‘nontroversy’?

    “Cult of Chunk” – lol.

    (repost of Akismet eated original)

  10. nils says:

    Wonder how many comments this thread would have if someone hit Akismet up side of the head with a shovel? Two more at least…

  11. nils says:

    garycooper :
    And Albusteve is wondering what happened to the days when the evenings were rip-roaring over there…

    Albusteve – one of the few remaining token-(quasi-)conservative loozards – lately seems to be more and more often parroting the group-think, bashing Republicans as responsible for all the bad-craziness in Chunk’s world. Interesting to see him transmogrifying like this, slowly but surely, right before our eyes.

    • garycooper says:

      I don’t understand why anyone who is even moderately-conservative would waste any time over there these days, unless they were looking for laffs. I consider myself a moderate, and I can’t take the jibba-jabba.

  12. ISpeakJive says:

    I don’t get his whole post. If there aren’t ANY abortion doctors in S.D., then what effect would this have on poor people who can’t get an abortion there in the first place? Really, woman have doctors “flown-in” to perform abortions there? They don’t have highways? Poor women can afford to have the doctors flown-in one time, but not two? Yeah, like they can even afford it one time. Totally not following his logic here, as per usual.

  13. kansas says:

    I need a Michelle Bachmann or Glenn Beck post. These last threads were simply not stupid enough.

  14. beed says:

    The world’s better off
    without pregnant women
    and the world won’t stop
    without pregnant women
    Babies
    Science will soon discuss
    How monkeys can carry them for us
    Thus, let’s rid the ladies
    of those troublesome babies
    And here is step one
    according to Chunky:
    Abort them babies
    and impregnate that monkey

    • Goethe says:

      Genius.

    • beed says:

      Re abortion: It is, of course, not the pregnancy itself that is the problem, but the life that follows. That is why debating whether a fetus is a human being or not is irrelevant – the fetus itself is not the “problem” that needs a “solution”.

      • nils says:

        That’s an excellent way to frame it.

      • beed says:

        A minor correction to better get the point across:

        The world’s better off
        without pregnant women
        and the world won’t stop
        without pregnant women
        Babies
        Science will soon discuss
        How monkeys can carry them for us
        Thus, let’s rid the ladies
        of those troublesome bellies
        And here is step one
        according to Chunky:
        Abort them babies
        and impregnate that monkey

  15. Grand Junctionite says:

    Speaking of intelectual consistency, how long does anyone think it is going to take Chuck to turn on a dime and go full stop Anti Obama? I predict it will happen. It’s in Chucks nature. Libya hasn’t done it yet. Chuck is silent and has no opinion on the subject of killing Kadaffi. But it fly’s in the face of all that the left believes in.

    Chuck turned on Bush and he will turn on BHO. Then the few remaining loozards will be scrambling for a new position.

    • nils says:

      Chunk will never turn on BHO – it’d be raaaaacist. Turn on a white uber-liberal president – maybe. Turn on a black one – never. Chunk’s one of those guys who sees everything through racial lenses, but he’s not the racist, oh no, because it’s all about means and ends.

      • Grand Junctionite says:

        I Dunno, I’m not convinced. Andy Sulivan turned on him and other uberlefty’s are following suit. When it becomes the trendy thing to do, Chuck will turn.

        It’s in his nature.

      • Walter von Dichische says:

        Andy’s special, though. He has something Chuck doesn’t have. Membership has its privileges.

      • snowcrash says:

        IMO the Democrat party is stuck with Obama. Can you imagine primarying the first black president? Holy cow! never going to happen although there are plenty of rumblings about it.

      • Walter von Dichische says:

        Obama’s (half) blackness isn’t Randy Andy’s problem.

        It’s almost like he’s worn his blackness out. Time to put Michelle out in front of the cameras. She’s at least really black.

  16. Grand Junctionite says:

    The monitor Lizard is asleep at the switch. After this mornings Bombing of a Jerusalem Bus, one Lizard posts a verboten term at the swamp. Surely this will be deleted when Spicy McHaggis Johnson wakes from his slumber.

    535

    amrilusaguy Wed, Mar 23, 2011 6:34:37am

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    the ROP Strikes Again

    [Link: bit.ly…]

    Chuck is losing interest in his blog. No new posts since 6:00 pm pst last night.

    • sacred ham says:

      And SFZ’s response was:

      I will comment that your comment creeps me out a little bit, since it seems, to me, to be more focused on the probable religion of the perp than the suffering of the victims.

      • nils says:

        It was a ‘perp’ huh – right.

        And it’s not like the religion had anything to do with the “perp’s” ‘crime’ – right.

        How very, stupidly, PC of SFZ. What’s the over/under on the precious updings this bit of pandering to the loozards will receive?

      • Walter von Dichische says:

        Funny, the progs don’t want to talk about the suffering of the victims of the quake and tsunami in Japan, they want to talk about the nuke plant, and all the “radiation” that’s headed for San Fran.

    • Emperor says:

      I posted Walter’s comment on this on the thread downstairs.

      Walter L. Newton Wed, Mar 23, 2011 6:38:57am 0

      re: #537 darthstar

      Don’t blame Islam for the actions of a few desperate assholes.

      No kidding… there are over 1.3 billion Muslims on our planet, and there is only a small minority of 10 percent of them who have any intent of causing death and destruction… geeessshhh… what is Amrilusaguy thinking.

      • nils says:

        Funny comment by Walter, and it’s pretty in-your-face too, because probably a lot of the loozards can figure 10% in their heads.

        If he really wanted it to slip by he’d have used “9%”.

      • Walter von Dichische says:

        10% is the number of muslims who are ghey. They’re extra double untouchable.

  17. nils says:

    Grand Junctionite :
    I Dunno, I’m not convinced. Andy Sulivan turned on him and other uberlefty’s are following suit. When it becomes the trendy thing to do, Chuck will turn.
    It’s in his nature.

    Well, like they say, never say never. But it’s going to be harder to do for Johnson, simply because of the racial aspect, IMO.

  18. OldLineTexan says:

    sacred ham :And SFZ’s response was:
    I will comment that your comment creeps me out a little bit, since it seems, to me, to be more focused on the probable religion of the perp than the suffering of the victims.

    Yeah, facts creep out SFZ.

    The suffering of the victims didn’t cause the bus to blow up, SFZ.

    No blown-up bus, no suffering.

    See how that works? An ounce of prevention, etc.

  19. OldLineTexan says:

    nils :

    Grand Junctionite :I Dunno, I’m not convinced. Andy Sulivan turned on him and other uberlefty’s are following suit. When it becomes the trendy thing to do, Chuck will turn.It’s in his nature.

    Well, like they say, never say never. But it’s going to be harder to do for Johnson, simply because of the racial aspect, IMO.

    It will be fun if he decides to walk through the raaaaacist minefield he helped lay. I for one will be cheering for maximum damage to CJ the Stalker at every explosion.

  20. OldLineTexan says:

    nils :It was a ‘perp’ huh – right.
    And it’s not like the religion had anything to do with the “perp’s” ‘crime’ – right.
    How very, stupidly, PC of SFZ. What’s the over/under on the precious updings this bit of pandering to the loozards will receive?

    The Amish are always blowing up public transportation.

    /of course, if they were, CJ would be all over it. Christianity creeps him out.

    • nils says:

      Yeah – frankly I thought it was damned racist of SFZ to call Islam the ‘probable religion’ of the bomber. What’s she, some psychic mindreader?? Where’s the 48 hour rule??? PC FAIL, SFZ!

  21. Grand Junctionite says:

    It will be interesting to see if Spicy McHaggis Johnson leads with the Bus Bombing Story when he awakes.

    CXhances are he won’t. He’ll find a Palin or Bachman story somewhere in the Left-O-Sphere to copy and paste.

  22. sacred ham says:

    I have to say that the majority of comments over there seem to be on Israel’s side on this. Alouette even said that the Paleos have repeatedly proven that they don’t deserve their own state. It will be weird if Chuck ignores all that and posts a “Bachmann has crazy hair” or “TheoKKKrat Republicans hate women” thread.

    • nils says:

      Chunk’s deletion of comment #535 (“ROP strikes again”) has shut them all up. Nobody’s commenting about it now.

      • nils says:

        The current crop of loozards are so well trained.

        Unlike the rowdy, rude, right-wingnuts who ran the place when Johnson didn’t have the tools to control them, and duped and forced him into writing 309 front-page posts on the “religion of peace”.

    • Walter von Dichische says:

      That’s “Bachmann has bad crazy hair”…

  23. nils says:

    Grand Junctionite :
    The monitor Lizard is asleep at the switch. After this mornings Bombing of a Jerusalem Bus, one Lizard posts a verboten term at the swamp. Surely this will be deleted when Spicy McHaggis Johnson wakes from his slumber.
    535
    amrilusaguy Wed, Mar 23, 2011 6:34:37am
    -1
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    OT
    the ROP Strikes Again
    [Link: bit.ly…]
    Chuck is losing interest in his blog. No new posts since 6:00 pm pst last night.

    Chunk – who wrote 309 articles (not comments – articles) at LGF using the phrase “religion of peace” – is awake. Comment #535 is now deleted.

  24. nils says:

    I know it’s against the general consensus here, but lawhawk is a true POS IMO:

    661 BishopX
    Wed, Mar 23, 2011 9:18:14am 4
    re: #628 SanFranciscoZionist

    I’ve decided to down ding anyone who uses the phrase religion of peace, or it’s variants, seriously. Islamaphobia brings nothing to this discussion. There were plenty of ways he could have brought news of the bombing. A ROP crack followed by an anonymous link is not a worthy way of doing it.

    665 lawhawk
    Wed, Mar 23, 2011 9:26:01am 0
    re: #661 BishopX

    Report ’em in addition to the down dings – charles and stinky don’t tolerate ’em.

  25. garycooper says:

    Walter von Dichische :Andy’s special, though. He has something Chuck doesn’t have. Membership has its privileges.

    Yes…he has Teh Power-Glutes™. 😆

    Do you remember when Andy’s singles-ad was circulating the blogosphere? Now, I’m no homophobe, but that was some funny sh##!

  26. nils says:

    Walter von Dichische :
    Or some ROP un Mata nooky?

    Hmmm – a head-to-toe burqa-fied significant other just might qualify as an “un mata hari” to a NYT reporter…

  27. Malachi Mulligan says:

    “Islamophobia” – a derogatory term for the rational fear of a cult that wants you dead, enslaved, or converted.

    Chunk is now more concerned by people restricting the unlimited right to murder babies.

    • beed says:

      Try this:

      Islamophobia. n. A derogatory term for the irrational fear of a cult that wants you dead, enslaved, or converted.

      • Walter von Dichische says:

        How about this:

        Islamophobia. n. When proggies are so scared shitless of Mohammad that they’re willing to give hem anything he wants, including access to their vaginas.

      • beed says:

        You need to get “irrational” in there…

      • nils says:

        How’s it irrational?

        And anyways, the phobia root is more closely ‘aversion’ than ‘fear’ isn’t it?

        Nevertheless, a good, solid B+…

      • Malachi Mulligan says:

        I said “rational fear” because that’s what it is.

      • beed says:

        It is not irrational. The discrepancy is what makes the definition funny. IMO.

      • beed says:

        ‘Phobia’ is often understood as ‘irrational fear’.

  28. Emperor says:

    Chuck jumped on the ROP comment as soon as he woke up.

    Could it be that he didn’t want recusancy, or someone else, to jump in and point out how the phrase “ROP” was a favourite phrase of one Charles F. Johnson?

    Some preventive damage control?

    Hmm…

  29. nils says:

    Okay – my guess: next post = first post of the day will be about Israel bombing. It’s just taking Chunk a while to throw together the two dozen words he’ll contribute to the story.

    • Walter von Dichische says:

      I’m going to make a prediction. The words ROP, koranimal, and splodydope won’t be among those two dozen words.

      • nils says:

        My fifth grader brought home a list of un-PC words and their PC-approved replacements last week. It’s a brave new world. (At least it wasn’t put together by the local school, though they did distribute it.)

      • beed says:

        Yes. That is the way to teach a fifth grader: “Don’t say these words! They are bad!”

        Give it two days, and the whole list will be scribbled on a rest room door in the form of a dirty poem.

    • nils says:

      I win!

      “Terror Attack in Jerusalem”

      • snowcrash says:

        Might be a weed out post for the last few holdouts who can be provoked into using words like ROP.

      • Grand Junctionite says:

        Ding Ding Ding!

        Palestinian Terror Gangs?
        Dupes? Murderers?

        This post won’t be featured long.
        He’s used inflamatory language just short of splodeydope.

  30. Emperor says:

    Chuck’s first post of the day is about the terror attack in Jerusalem!

    He had the following insight on the matter, saying that the Palestinians may have ran out of suicide bombers.

    Interestingly, this was not a suicide bomber; someone apparently left a small bag on the sidewalk. Are Palestinian terror gangs running out of dupes willing to commit suicide to perpetrate mass murder?

    • nils says:

      Okay loozards – discuss.

      Just don’t dare to link Islam in any way to this attack.

      • Grand Junctionite says:

        They will somehow find a way to credit President Obama for the lack of splodeys in jerusalem lately.

      • sacred ham says:

        I predict a low number of comments on that thread, because they’re going to be very nervous about what they’re allowed to say and how angry they’re allowed to get. We’ll see more PC-isms like the first commenter, who called it a “crime of opportunity.” What’s next, the usual “the perpetrator must be brought to justice?”

  31. kansas says:

    Wonder what the upding bats think about Ogabe’s Libya clusterfuck?

  32. sacred ham says:

    There are 497 Chuckposts where he uses the phrase “Religion of Peace.” The last three don’t count because they’re from the post-sane-LGF era and don’t use it in the old sense. So 494 posts, the last one from only two years ago (shortly after Obama’s inauguration), use the now-forbidden phrase Religion of Peace, many of them in the title. And that’s not counting variants like RoP, Religion of Seething, Religion of Slaughter, etc.

    What the fuck, Chuck? How dare you act aggrieved and superior when people laugh at you like the flip-flopping freak you are?

    Islamic Scholars with Fists Firmly Clenched Meet in Istanbul to Plot Murder
    Charles Johnson
    MIDDLE EAST • Tue Feb 17, 2009 at 9:04 pm PST • Views: 153

    Over the weekend, more than 200 of the top clerics and scholars of the Religion of Peace™ met in “moderate” Istanbul to call for murdering lots more Jews, and to promise their support to the terrorist gang Hamas.

  33. Emperor says:

    Hmm.. This comment seems like coded racism to me. I’m offended.

    What do you think?

    EmmmieG Wed, Mar 23, 2011 10:36:09am replyquote 3

    re: #2 Obdicut

    Has anyone claimed responsibility yet?

    No, but the Amish said they are releasing a statement soon.

  34. nils says:

    sacred ham :
    I predict a low number of comments on that thread, because they’re going to be very nervous about what they’re allowed to say and how angry they’re allowed to get. We’ll see more PC-isms like the first commenter, who called it a “crime of opportunity.” What’s next, the usual “the perpetrator must be brought to justice?”

    All that, and then a sooner-than-later new thread by Johnson, about all the usual ‘real’ issues and existential threats.

  35. Grand Junctionite says:

    Kilgoretrout is franticly scanning atlas shrugs to see what “racist terms” Pam will use to describe the attack so he can report back to the lizard master.

    Good dog Kilgore.

    • nils says:

      It’s the Gilligan’s Island of the blogosphere – same plot over and over.

    • nils says:

      Woohoo – here it is. Exactly what she said – bank on it:

      33 Charles
      Wed, Mar 23, 2011 10:57:16am 0
      Meanwhile, Pamela Geller is calling for genocide.

      • sacred ham says:

        Chuck’s hate-on for Geller is his most enlarged body part, and that’s saying a lot.

      • Grand Junctionite says:

        Chuck doing his own work. How odd.

      • Walter von Dichische says:

        Maybe he can point it out. I didn’t see anything fitting that description over at Pam’s (which admittedly is an overly busy site).

  36. sacred ham says:

    marjoriemoon is getting restless – skirting the edge of acceptable scaly behavior:

    Or maybe you think that if Mexico lobbed a few missiles into California or Arizona, we should send them an FTD bouquet.

    • snowcrash says:

      Moonbat was always more Zionist than SF Zionist. SFZ really needs to change her name and drop the Z, she disappoints the reader.

      • beed says:

        Who is the most zionistest left at LFG? Alouette?

      • snowcrash says:

        Ludwig.

      • sacred ham says:

        Alouette is definitely saying sane stuff on this thread. e.g., responding to a variation of the “perpetrators must be brought to justice” blather:

        62 Alouette
        Wed, Mar 23, 2011 11:20:41am

        re: #61 Darlington

        That’s a strawman. I didn’t say that Israel should do nothing. My opinion is this – Israel should find the persons or groups responsible, and hold them to account.

        Hoping that the IDF “hurts them bad” is hoping for the conflict to flare up and cause even more deaths.

        War is not a police action.

    • sacred ham says:

      Nice one by marjoriemoon in reply to Chuck’s Gellerstalking:

      38 marjoriemoon
      Wed, Mar 23, 2011 10:59:14am

      re: #33 Charles

      Meanwhile, Pamela Geller is calling for genocide.

      As if they couldn’t have flattened them 10x over. They will never do that.

      Whatever Israel does, they will be condemned.

      That’s right, get that fat fuck off his hate fantasies and back on topic.

  37. Grand Junctionite says:

    NJDHockey guy is staunchly pro Israel. I don’t know if he is a MOT. Eventually he’ll get banned again.

  38. sacred ham says:

    Now they’re sneering at the Guardian – this just won’t do. Chuck had better put up a post on “The Diabolical Right-Wing War on Everything” before things get out of control.

  39. beed says:

    Surprisingly, the “Terror attack in Jerusalem” thread is not riddled with pc-like stupidity. Yet.

  40. sacred ham says:

    Ludwig’s back!

    • sacred ham says:

      And he’s making sense – better check for airborne pigs:

      If one really cared about the Palestinians, they would be forced to be held accountable for the decisions they have made in voting and their evil government. They would pay the price for war rather than being the constant recipient of just enough aid that nothing changes while their corrupt leadership lives in mansions. If one really cared about Israel, they would not be expected to suck up attack after attack. No other nation would be required to.

      • snowcrash says:

        ahem, I did say Lud was a Zionist a little earlier. Let’s see what he is made of, stuff or fluff?

  41. Grand Junctionite says:

    Chuck is being attacked for alledged twitter sock puppetry. This could get good. new thread upstairs

  42. beed says:

    Luddy’s at it again. It starts out good, but quickly falls into pieces in the middle part, before it picks up a little towards the end. As usual. Pay extra attention to the beginning of the second paragraph. Funny as hell:

    53 LudwigVanQuixote  
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    Of course blame the Jews murdered by this. OF course, no mention of the mortar attacks or the Fogels. OF course, no mention of the realities of the war. It is plainly obvious that the Palestinians, in the wake of Arab unrest wish to show they are relevant and rile up whatever new governments arise in the M.E. It is obvious that this murder and stepped up pace of attack is a callous political calculation.

    But that would require looking at the truth.

    The one thing that the activists on the far left and the far right have in common is utter intellectual laziness, arrogant ignorance and the false sense that their preaching without substance can substitute for actual knowledge. The main difference is that the right can organize effectively, set goals and act on them, while the left is still too whiny and preachy and disorganized to realize just how castrated and useless they are. It is not about great causes, rather malignant and childish narcissism and a desire for un-earned accolades, a sense of purpose without effort and a sense of importance when there is nothing important about themselves. The difference is in flavor. The left has made being a eunuch into an honor, while the right revels in abusing others. Both are cowardly louts. The left revels in victim hood and the right responds to perceived victim hood by endless bullying. Both are simply spoiled children trying to console their wounded egos that they do not have control. In so doing, they make an even greater mess of things, because neither side ever cared about the facts or the actual causes more than themselves in the first place.

    If one really cared about the Palestinians, they would be forced to be held accountable for the decisions they have made in voting and their evil government. They would pay the price for war rather than being the constant recipient of just enough aid that nothing changes while their corrupt leadership lives in mansions. If one really cared about Israel, they would not be expected to suck up attack after attack. No other nation would be required to.

    • snowcrash says:

      I’m intellectually lazy. Could you summarize?

    • OldLineTexan says:

      The pure comedy is that Luddie thinks he’s in the Perfect Center.

      • Walter von Dichische says:

        And the only one in the room operating from reason instead of emotion. 😆

    • beed says:

      Heh. Imp_62 picked up on Ludder’s second paragraph.

    • Walter von Dichische says:

      Last night, some guy calling himself “a physicist” over at PJM was outed for being a trollish jackass. Some of his verbal tics sounded very, very much like Ludwig (such as the “left wing kooks/right wing kooks” and some idiosyncratic punctuation). His name was John and he was in Seattle; not likely Jewish. I haven’t completely ruled him out as Lud, but I’m leaning against it. FWIW.

      • snowcrash says:

        Have to go check. He wasn’t “a physicist”, was he? I always go with lab tech. Everyone is a physicist these days, wonder what they used to pretend to be?

    • OldLineTexan says:

      “and the false sense that their preaching without substance can substitute for actual knowledge”

      Like your AGW rants. LOLZ!11TY!

      Oh, Loodie, first you must remove the beam from your eye!

    • Walter von Dichische says:

      If one really cared about the Palestinians, they would be forced to be held accountable for the decisions they have made in voting and their evil government. They would pay the price for war rather than being the constant recipient of just enough aid that nothing changes while their corrupt leadership lives in mansions.

      Dude. Same thing could be said about a number of American minority groups.

    • William Standish Knowels says:

      *in the voice of Howard Cosell*
      “Yes ladies and gentlemen… we’re looking at the waning days of a ounce great champion.”

  43. OldLineTexan says:

    Grand Junctionite :Kilgoretrout is franticly scanning atlas shrugs to see what “racist terms” Pam will use to describe the attack so he can report back to the lizard master.
    Good dog Kilgore.

    Why look? Just run over there and post them YOURSELF, Killgore.

  44. William Standish Knowels says:

    Chunk: Sat, Jan 1, 2011 2:04:38pm
    “…No death penalty but it wasn’t that long ago that Christians societies were executing people for blasphemy.”

    “Charles Johnson
    
MIDDLE EAST • Wed Mar 23, 2011 at 10:29 am PDT •
    For the first time in many years a terrorist bomb has exploded in central Jerusalem, murdering one person and injuring at least 30.”

    Time is so subjective.

  45. nils says:

    [whispering so Akismet won’t hear me] lol - good one!

    • snowcrash says:

      Me and you nils. I logged in like Chen suggested on the previous thread. So far, so good, but I had a gravatar acct.

  46. beed says:

    I’m down with the Lud:

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    Here are some solutions.

    1. Bomb the shit out of the mansions of the HAMAS leadership in Gaza. Let the UN explain the broken swimming pools, and the fat Swiss bank accounts.

    2. Without apology set up a tracking array that calculates the trajectories and origins of a mortar or rocket. The second a rocket or mortar is detected, automated artillery will open a barrage. Announce the system is automated and designed to take out a .5 mile radius. Announce that any civilians killed in the barrgae were killed by the actions of the terrorists since the system is automated.

    3. Do not flinch when they launch from a school. Say calmly that Hamas killed those people. Do this enough and people will not want rockets launched near them.

    • beed says:

      Funny thing – if this was Pam Geller, Chuckers would post something like “Shrieking harpy says Palistinian school children must die” with the subtitle “Craziest person on earth calls for genocide – again”

  47. Grand Junctionite says:

    Ludwig calls for the indiscriminite shelling of Palestinians.

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    Here are some solutions.

    1. Bomb the shit out of the mansions of the HAMAS leadership in Gaza. Let the UN explain the broken swimming pools, and the fat Swiss bank accounts.

    2. Without apology set up a tracking array that calculates the trajectories and origins of a mortar or rocket. The second a rocket or mortar is detected, automated artillery will open a barrage. Announce the system is automated and designed to take out a .5 mile radius. Announce that any civilians killed in the barrgae were killed by the actions of the terrorists since the system is automated.

    3. Do not flinch when they launch from a school. Say calmly that Hamas killed those people. Do this enough and people will not want rockets launched near them.

    • Walter von Dichische says:

      Stopped clock, you know…

      What I want to know is if he wants to bomb them sideways.

    • Walter von Dichische says:

      Without apology set up a tracking array that calculates the trajectories and origins of a mortar or rocket.

      Well, shit. Maybe Mr. Science should go into the armaments business if he thinks it’s that straightforward. He could make a killing. Maybe he could make a youtube showing how to make one out of an old garage door opener and a ’62 Citroen.

    • sacred ham says:

      Yeah, if it was Geller’s name on that comment instead of LvQ, Chuck would be excreting reinforced concrete sideways and whining about “genocide.”

      • sacred ham says:

        Oh, I missed LvQ’s disclaimer a few comments down that he’s not proposing genocide.

        Hey, what got deleted at #98?

  48. OldLineTexan says:

    Walter von Dichische :And the only one in the room operating from reason instead of emotion.

    While spittle flecks fly in a slutshaming frenzy, I know. His delusions are awesome in their scope.

    He makes me look calm and rational, and I’m one of those evil DENIERS as well as a raaaaacist Reichwing Christofascist (well, in the Swamp, anyhoo).

  49. DeeAitch says:

    So Luddy’s second paragraph can be summed up as:
    Everybody to my left sucks.
    Everybody to my right sucks.
    So everybody sucks except me.
    And the reason everybody else sucks is that they’re narcissists.

    That gives me strong unintentional irony readings.

  50. Grand Junctionite says:

    Lud will gett more agreement fr his “Kill them all” post here than at the swamp.

    I’m down Lude, let the shelling begin.

    • Walter von Dichische says:

      Especially the kids. Gotta shell the kids, just like Luddy says, cuz Luddy’s my hero, cuz he’s so smart and scientific and circumcised, and all that shit.

  51. OldLineTexan says:

    beed :Funny thing – if this was Pam Geller, Chuckers would post something like “Shrieking harpy says Palistinian school children must die” with the subtitle “Craziest person on earth calls for genocide – again”

    It’s almost not funny when it’s so absolutely true. There’s a huge list of people that would put him in an apoplectic fit if they typed 1/10 of the Loodie rant.

  52. OldLineTexan says:

    DeeAitch :So Luddy’s second paragraph can be summed up as:Everybody to my left sucks.Everybody to my right sucks.So everybody sucks except me.And the reason everybody else sucks is that they’re narcissists.
    That gives me strong unintentional irony readings.

    Clowns to the left of me, jokers to the right

    /maybe the Lood is tokin’ to some awesome ’70’s music.

  53. DeeAitch says:

    So Pam is genocidal but advocating mile wide craters in PA territory is acceptable?

  54. sacred ham says:

    Looks like it was imp_62 who got deleted at #98. He/she/it goes on to say:

    “Residents of Gaza and the West Bank” are not an ethnic group. To the extent they represent a single ethnicity, that is because of their habit of murdering any others who dare live amongst them. I don’t see a lot of Palestinians standing up and decrying the murderous actions of Hamas. Mainly, because those that do disappear.

    I’m surprised that Irritable Lizard Strongman hasn’t come up from the basement to issue some sternly-worded warnings.

    But there we go – a new Glenn Beck thread! And the loozards were all happy again.

  55. Bureaucat says:

    OldLineTexan :The pure comedy is that Luddie thinks he’s in the Perfect Center.

    Would I be outing him if I called him a balance fairy?

  56. Speranza says:

    Malachi Mulligan :
    Notice that there’s not a single downding on that last abortion thread. The loozards have all been intimidated/gleichgeschaltet/lobotomized to the point where no one will point out the fallacies in that insane post. Even Reine, a Catholic, is apparently willing to nod at Chuck’s “kill the fetus now! now! now!” derangement.

    I did notice that and I am a choicer myself. Tt is creepy.