San Francisco Zionist claims Japan is melting

Our old friend the Hispanophobic Sharia supporter, San Francisco Zionist returns! When she’s not dodging Katyusha rockets from Berkley, she is on LGF making idiotic statements. She is now claiming that Japan is on the verge of melting.

Yes Japan is on the verge of melting and will sink to the sea! Wow San Francisco Zionist must have concussions from all those Katyusha rockets. She claims to be a teacher and if true, no wonder our education system is in trouble! One thing for sure, she’s really ignorant.

Update: On this same thread, Charles sees a pattern.

So Charles has uncovered another conspiracy! This man does the best detective work ever een. Clearly he should be an investigative reporter! In reality the pattern he sees is from his paranoia. He will somehow connect his latest theory to the Nazi plot he keeps harping about.


30 Comments on “San Francisco Zionist claims Japan is melting”

  1. Charles Johnson's bicycle seat says:

    Her sense of reasoning is melting hanging out at the fever swamp of Little Green Balls.

  2. Archonix says:

    Oh come on, even without context that is so obviously a bit of humorous hyperbole designed to make a point.

  3. Emperor says:

    Come on. Is SFZ now their greatest scientific commentator now over at LGF? I would take this news that Japan’s imminent melting and sinking into the ocean more seriously if it came from a respected and reliable source, such as Dr. Ludwig van Quixote, Scientist™.

    Unfortunately, I think Dr. Ludwig is still hiding under a rock after getting beat down over a point of Jewish law last week.

    • Mashiki says:

      It matches right up there with people claiming this will be another Chernobyl when the rad dosage you’d get is 0.00002% of what Chernobyl was spewing when it was on fire. At the peak it was 30k rads per hour. The japanese nuke plants are spewing radiation in mVu’s or ten-millionths of a rad. Or less than what you’d get from a CT scan.

      I wonder what the ‘scientist’ of LGF says…actually I’m not sure I want to know.

    • Bagua says:

      The Ludwig the Slut Shaming Scientist™ is missing in action!

  4. Bureaucat says:

    Parts of Japan already sunk into the sea and there was nothing humorous about it.

  5. Emperor says:

    Oh, and wow. The Pacific region is really going through some tough times. Japan is in the process of melting away, and Guam is going to tip over and capsize into the ocean.

    If I lived there, I’d be getting out.

  6. Grand Junctionite says:

    Of course if they were broadcasting support for the Tea party or evil republikkans, then we’d have to tak etheir funding

  7. sacred ham says:

    Yeah, I don’t think SFZ actually thinks that Japan is melting. They say enough actual stupid stuff over there that there’s no need to nitpick them on something like that, they’ll just use it as an excuse to write off all the legitimate criticism.

    In other news, Buck was getting called a “troll,” which was then corrected to “an extremist,” followed by this interesting bit:

    153 recusancy
    Tue, Mar 15, 2011 12:24:00pm

    re: #147 Buck

    Hmmm, just because we disagree it certainly does not give you the right to call me names.

    I have been here since 2002, and was listed on the blog list of Anti-Idiotarians.

    NOT a troll.

    That about says it all.

    I’m assuming the implication is that anyone who was at LGF in 2002 is one of those awful racist wingnuts, right?

    So I guess that measns that Chuck joined LGF in what, mid-2008?

    • Emperor says:

      That’s a very revealing comment indeed. The fact that it is now thought that being on LGF since 2002 and being named an “Anti-Idiotarian” proves that one is an “extremist” shows a lot about the current state of LGF.

      It also proves that Chuck’s line that he was duped, and that it was only due to lack of the proper tools that he was unable to ban the “bigots”, is wearing thin on the lizards. Note that the comment in question was made by recusancy – who of course has challenged Chuck strongly on this point in the past.

      It also validates me in my thinking that Buck’s days are most numbered of all those remaining at LGF…

      • Bagua says:

        Charles’ days appear numbered on LGF as well. If he doesn’t hurry up and throw Israel under the bus he will lose his $60 a day.

    • Malachi Mulligan says:

      Translation: anti-idiotarian then = wingnut now.

    • Grand Junctionite says:

      Shiplord Kirel has him beat for longevity. How is it that Buck has not been banned?

      Shiplord Kirel3/14/2011 7:06:41 pm PDT

      18
      down
      up
      report

      Welcome hatchlings.

      Along with Lawhawk and a few others I am a fossil from the early LGF. I predate even the notorious class of ’04, having made my first post here on October 23 2001.
      In a few months it will have been 10 years. Unbelievable.

  8. beed says:

    Meh. SFZ ain’t that stupid.

  9. FerdBurfel says:

    That post by the New Chuck makes me wonder if he is hyperglycemic diabetic, he has drunk so much overly sweet Lib/Progressive kool-aid.

    NPR, and the others, are relatively unbiased?!? Only true at the Cult. The rest of America is waking up to the vast depths of corruption.

  10. OldLineTexan says:

    If it’s melting, merely tip it over into the ocean to put out the fires.

    Are there no (Democrat-Congressperson) SINETISTS!11TY! at LGF any longer?

    • William Standish Knowels says:

      It is a little known fact that before the advent of surfing after WWII, that among those always wild and crazy California Swim Zootsuiters, island tipping was a favored pastime. Just say’n.

  11. beed says:

    On a related note, I can’t get that Charlie Sheen songify bi-winning thing out of my head. Funny shit. And the song is pretty catchy too.

  12. Bureaucat says:

    Poor Charlies just not makin it above the fold this week.

    • FerdBurfel says:

      The New Chuck would have trouble getting it printed even if he paid for it as an advertisement.

  13. Wonder what a more appropriate response to Japan ‘melting’ would be- maybe filling out your NCAA finals bracket?

  14. Arachne says:

    No, Clueless….an informed electorate is what the DEMOCRATS fear most.

  15. Bagua says:

    sacred ham :
    Yeah, I don’t think SFZ actually thinks that Japan is melting. They say enough actual stupid stuff over there that there’s no need to nitpick them on something like that, they’ll just use it as an excuse to write off all the legitimate criticism.
    In other news, Buck was getting called a “troll,” which was then corrected to “an extremist,” followed by this interesting bit:

    153 recusancy
    Tue, Mar 15, 2011 12:24:00pm
    re: #147 Buck

    Hmmm, just because we disagree it certainly does not give you the right to call me names.
    I have been here since 2002, and was listed on the blog list of Anti-Idiotarians.
    NOT a troll.

    That about says it all.

    I’m assuming the implication is that anyone who was at LGF in 2002 is one of those awful racist wingnuts, right?
    So I guess that measns that Chuck joined LGF in what, mid-2008?

    Of course that is exactly what the egregious Recusancy is saying. Remember the spanking he gave Charles the Linker™ over his past bigotry?