ROFLcopters

Why does this remind me of an ad from the shopping channel that runs at 3 in the morning?

At super-charged speed!!! So order today at 1-800-Up-Chuck, that’s 1-800-Up-Chuck, write it don now 1-800-Up-Chuck, and if you order in the next 15 minutes, you’ll receive a FREE rant against VLAAMS BELANG!!!


16 Comments on “ROFLcopters”

  1. King Minos says:

    At super-charged speed!!! So order today at 1-800-Up-Chuck, that’s 1-800-Up-Chuck, write it don now 1-800-Up-Chuck, and if you order in the next 15 minutes, you’ll receive a FREE rant against VLAAMS BELANG!!!

    But wait! You will a free set of Ginzu steak knives if you call now. Shipping and handling extra.

  2. rarerightreporter says:

    The sad thing is that a few years back, I’d have paid him. I believed his work was that important. Now, I consider any time spent on his site a loss I’ll never get back. I don’t even think he’s worth the ad impressions and they’re probably 5 bucks a thousand.

  3. Roger says:

    So is he going to pass his gains on to his advertisers who are being told there are x number of site hits when …

    • rarerightreporter says:

      He’s paid by the number of ad impressions his site delivers. His fee per thousand ad impressions (or CPM as it’s called) will not be very high. He simply won’t be paid the small amount his page views would have earned on the visits where ads are blocked.

      The network he’s part of tracks his ad impressions and pays accordingly.

      His subscription fee will earn him a lot more than his CPMs per visitor. Can’t say I see much value in subscribing, though, even if one likes the stuff he’s dishing out these days.

      • wolfie says:

        “His subscription fee will earn him a lot more than his CPMs per visitor.”

        But why would anyone subscribe when there are FREE ways to block ads?
        Hmmmmmmm.
        Maybe that’s why he’s purged everyone with an IQ greater than their shoe size.

  4. My Little Ponytail says:

    Order in the next ten minutes, and we’ll throw in a free Glenn Beck rubber boiling frog, and three recipes out of the official LFG cookbook for boiled rubber frog.

  5. garycooper says:

    Another satisfied customer:

    It really works great! Now it only takes ten minutes to load, instead of fifteen. That leaves me more time for wanking, and scanning Democratic Underground for awesome new articles to leave on Charles’s doorstep. (pant-pant)

  6. My Little Ponytail says:

    Still not ready to order? Well, we’ll also throw in this official LFG Pam Geller dart board. And look at this! There a picture of Sarah Palin on the back! Double fun!

  7. Voltaires Crack says:

    If Chuk offered karma upgrades (say, um +100 per dollar? – I don’t know what the right price would be honestly), would there be any buyers in Johnsontown?

  8. Daedalus says:

    Give me that money!

  9. The Watcher says:

    Order now, and he’ll throw in some new and improved Democrat bumper-stickers with the new Democrat Logo (a small donation to the DNC is required)

  10. King Minos says:

    Daedalus :

    Give me that money!

    Better go thru me first, since I am the King!

  11. RoboMonkey says:

    Firefox + Adblock Plus = FREE

  12. My Little Ponytail says:

    And if you pick up the phone in the next minute, we’ll reveal the identity of the uber-hot Un Mata Hari! Iceweasels are standing by to take your call now…

  13. F says:

    I’ll just save the money and forgo ever going to lgf ever again voluntarily.

    I’m richer already.