The Throbbing LGF Memo

So there is NO DOUBT of this fucker’s treachery.

Courtesy of wrist action

hat tip to snowcrash!


38 Comments on “The Throbbing LGF Memo”

  1. snowcrash says:

    Thank you for the hattip, but it is from King Minos on the “Welcome to LGF land” thread, #7 comment. Wrist action is a great read, everyone should check it out.

  2. Heracles says:

    Please keep that throbbing memo on file.

  3. snowcrash says:

    Did everyone see this video? Hilarious mockery of the Johnson. The voice over is fab and very professional sounding.

  4. spaceallah says:

    CJ’s throbbing alright, for Sharia!

  5. dillionjames says:

    Does anyone remember where CJ said something about a strip club on the same street as the mosque? Please post link.

    • Rodan says:

      I think he said it would be a provocation.

      • nil stooge says:

        No, I think CJ was making the argument that some already-existing strip club approximately the same distance from GZ as the proposed GZm should be considered an equal affront to the memory of the terrorist victims as the GZm itself, and since it isn’t the GZm should be built, QED.

  6. dillionjames says:

    No, now the Iman is saying that and I believe CJ said the same thing a few days ago.

  7. dillionjames says:

    The Iman is saying it is not hallowed ground because there is a strip club nearby.

    • Iron Fist says:

      I’ve heard that from more than just these two, but I don’t have a link. My take on it is So, what exactly is your fucking point? If we are going to live up to Mohammedan standards, then I guess it ain’t “hallowed ground” if there are Christians and, gasp, Jews around, since they don’t allow either of those in Mecca, either. One assumes they consider the home of their Pet Rock® hallowed, though I, myself, would question that. One presumes that the Imam isn’t for allowing Churches and Synagogs in Mecca, so what gives him any right to say what is hallowed in America? Fuck him with his pet goat. He doesn’t have the right to make that decision.

      He is one of the Enemy, trying to count coup on the ground his co-religionists murdered Americans on. Until there is a synagog built next to the First Baptist Church of Mecca, he has no right to speak on this, let alone build his Temple to Ba’al there. Charles doesn’t even merit that much response.

    • Voltaires Crack says:

      Didn’t Obama refer to it as hallowed ground though?

  8. nil stooge says:

    Same thread, Charles quotes Rauf on women’s rights:

    […]
    As American women are fighting for equal pay for equal work, for reproductive rights and affordable childcare, Muslim women are fighting for compulsory education (in Afghanistan), the right to drive (in Saudi Arabia), and the right to cover their hair (in France and in Turkey). As American women are knocking through glass ceilings to acquire the rights due to them in the Constitution, Muslim women are doing the same to gain full access to their rights as laid out in the Quran and sunnah.
    […]

    You have to figure Charles is getting the best possible Rauf quotes, but the more he quotes the Imam the worse the Imam sounds. Yeah, the basic socialist right of “affordable child care” is exactly the same as the plight of the women in Afghanistan. How do you say “false moral equivalency” in Arabic?

    And I thought the problem they have is that Muslim women right now have “full access to their rights as laid out in the Quran…” – rights like – what is it? – their testimony amounting to something like one third of a man’s testimony in a sharia compliant legal dispute, etc.

    Yeah maybe your weight is ‘moderate’ when Mikey Moore is the standard, but that still doesn’t mean you’re not fat.

  9. King Minos says:

    Heracles :

    Please keep that throbbing memo on file.

    got it on my hard drive

  10. Formercorpsman says:

    Awesome. Damn, that is too much. This guy is reaching terminal velocity.

  11. refugee000 says:

    Hey folks, looks like al-chuki is up for a Good Dhimmi award

    “The nominations phase of the Awards traditionally begins after Eid al Fitr and is now open. I think that if the LGF community were to make a strong push for the BEST NON MUSLIM blog, it would be credible. People here may not realize the 180 turnaround of goodwill that Charles’ crusade against the Islamophobes has generated – it is substantial and I think LGF deserves recognition by muslims for the work being done here.”
    http://littlegreenfootballs.com/page/224536_The_Brass_Crescent_Awards

  12. Princess Natasha says:

    refugee000 :
    Hey folks, looks like al-chuki is up for a Good Dhimmi award
    “The nominations phase of the Awards traditionally begins after Eid al Fitr and is now open. I think that if the LGF community were to make a strong push for the BEST NON MUSLIM blog, it would be credible. People here may not realize the 180 turnaround of goodwill that Charles’ crusade against the Islamophobes has generated – it is substantial and I think LGF deserves recognition by muslims for the work being done here.”
    http://littlegreenfootballs.com/page/224536_The_Brass_Crescent_Awards

    Ugh! I think I need to vomit.

  13. garycooper says:

    If that’s not a smoking gun, I don’t know what one is. Chunky’s joined the jihad.

  14. Princess Natasha says:

    IslamoPHOBES? Nope, sorry, I am not afraid of a certain psychotic death-cult, I despise it. Sharia, inbreeding… What next, the fat piece of shit will come out in favor of stoning? Un-Mata-Hari is sooooo screwed (and not in a good way, LOL)
    Does the dumb skirt even realize? Or is she so abysmally dumb and self-hating that she’d be OK with him beating her stupid ass into pulp?

  15. Princess Natasha says:

    garycooper :
    If that’s not a smoking gun, I don’t know what one is. Chunky’s joined the jihad.

    Lord help us… Imagine of that mound of blubber blew itself up!

    • My Little Ponytail says:

      I don’t have it handy here, because I’m on a youtube-less computer, but you’ve seen the old video of the exploding whale in Oregon in 1970, haven’t you?

  16. King Minos says:

    My Little Ponytail :

    I don’t have it handy here, because I’m on a youtube-less computer, but you’ve seen the old video of the exploding whale in Oregon in 1970, haven’t you?

    Oh yeah, I’ve seen it. Idiots dynamited it and there were whale chunks all over the beach

    • Princess Natasha says:

      Well, if Chucky decides to live up to his newly-yodeled shahada, there will be Chucky-chunks all over the damn state!

    • My Little Ponytail says:

      Rotting, stinking whale chunks. And in town, too. Some Oldsmobile got obliterated by about 1000 lb of flying whale flesh.

      That was a bad year for Oldsmobile, wasn’t it? One got driven into the drink by some drunk bum in Mass in some place called Chappiquacky? Chappiquidward?

  17. King Minos says:

    Princess Natasha :

    Well, if Chucky decides to live up to his newly-yodeled shahada, there will be Chucky-chunks all over the damn state!

    oooh oooh! You just set Chuckies air raid siren off. Betcha the neighborhood is pissed off!

    • My Little Ponytail says:

      Neighbor #1: Somebody go shut that hippy’s damn $40 J.C. Whitney alarm off.
      Neighbor #2: Isn’t there something in the by-laws about porked-out washed-up hippies that can’t play the ukulele any more?
      Neighbor #3: I told the cops that his correlator tool when off, and they just laughed.

  18. King Minos says:

    Here’s the whale video…